#the slides he's not wearing

[shutupandplayasong]

She was a fairy 🧚‍♀️

#there is so much happening here and literally none of it makes sense #the video daily double #the soul patch #the teeny tiny shoes hes wearing #the slides he's not wearing #the unfurled roll of paper towels on the floor #the inaccessible door #the shower curtains #and the flying saucer ass lamp theyd have to reach over the tv and/or through the window to use #nothing here makes sense and i love all of it #chris pontius #jackass #mtv jackass #a vck original

[cryptid-condor]

uh oh

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun meryl #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #dont let your designated parkour guy wear slides #i downloaded the ready steady roll poster for colors and started wheezing when i noticed woofwood was losing a shoe in that picture too #fucker CANONICALLY doesnt wear socks #personally i think vash is one of those guys that buys shoelaces too long for his shoes #then he has to double-wrap his laces so he doesnt trip over them #this is a very important headcannon keep it in mind whenever you see my stampede vash #meryl is just a little football #she isnt getting away from the shoe slander though who wears white shoes on a trip through the desert #all my rat

[touteytout]

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #saejima taiga #my art #theres something thats so interesting to me about their lives before 1985 #like what were they up to... #also i was thinking abt putting majima in like sneakers or slides as well #but no he has to wear The shoes

[batarangsoundsdumb]

i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes

#random cop: the kidnapper must have left this #comissioner gordon: let me just put on my reading glasses #batman: *ominously pushes button* #they are two old men #there's always a 9 second delay where bruce has to stand perfectly still so he doesn't mess with the mechanism that slides the lenses down #you would think considering the COW LETTERS those ransom notes are written in that batman would be able to read them no problem #but YOURE WRONG #i think damian would have like a +1.2 prescription and therefore neglects wearing any glasses ever #he's like 'i dont even NEED glasses' *forced to sit in the front of the class because he cant read the board* #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc comics

[red1sart]

congrats on the marriage (again)

#red’s art #fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem awakening #robin fire emblem #chrobin #sort of #this man has had THREE ALRS IN A ROW where they r like oh he’s totally just cool pals with chrom :) #and then u look at robin and it’s like. exalts other half. wearing a ring. yearning for chrom on his wedding day. GETTING A SWROODDD FROM #FROM HIM???? #sad it’s not the levin sword but i’m willing to let it slide for this #i love u robin keep slaying now and forever

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

students sunbathe in uniform

#I bet he wears his uniform to the water slides too #jjba #Stardust Crusaders #Jotaro Kujo #students must wear uniforms #Japanese students #i ran out of time

[applestede]

So it’s come to my attention that Mary probably won’t be in S2 which, bummer.

But I hope she can at least have some passing good mention, or some indication that she and Stede are on speaking terms.

First of all, no matter what they think of each other, they still have kids, and I would hope that Stede would want to be at the very least aware of what was going on in their lives, even if he isn’t really their father figure anymore.

But I also think that Mary and Stede could be really good friends regardless, especially since that pressure of being in a marriage that neither of them wanted and neither of them enjoyed is gone. You can see a glimpse of that camaraderie toward the end of episode ten (the conversation about love, and the whole faking his death thing.)

She could easily send him letters using some sort of pseudonym or another form of don’t-reveal-my-ex-husband-isn’t-actually-dead deception. They could gossip together.

I just think they could have a really strong bond when there are no expectations put on them.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #how does Stede get letters out on the ocean? #Olu wears crocs and Stede says the word ‘vibe’ in the 1700s #they let stranger things slide 😭 #super secret tag bonus scenario #Ed meets Mary and right before she sends him out the door to go get gay married #she hands him a fistful of letters and is like #‘when you see him you give him these!’ and he thinks it’s a Dear John thing #but it’s actually just a ton of gossip she heard in her Widow Group #anyways Evelyn and Mary endgame 💖 #Doug can share

[1ncend1ary]

my version of good ol' mcdonalds m murdock

#he wears uggs cuz they slide on #foggy dyes his hair brown regularly #he will beat the ginger allegations!!!! #daredevil #matthew murdock #matt murdock

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?] #honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it? #rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party... #maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰 #i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights? #or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakumo #rei #yakurei #replies

[hood-ex]

Nature would start to heal if Tim dozed off on Dick's shoulder like this:

#yes they have to be wearing hoodies bc in case some of y'all forgot--i have a soft boi dick agenda #no but i need tim to crash at dick's place and for them to both be ready for bed in their pajamas and hoodies #but then bruce in full batman garb knocks on the window and is like ''we need to talk'' #so then dick and tim glance at each other before settling on the couch #and bruce stands in front of them and goes off on all these details of a case or what have you #and dick and tim are both blinking sluggishly and trying to follow along but neither of them have slept in 48 hours #and so tim slumps against dick's side and settles his head on dick's shoulder #and dick rests his head on top of tim's #and both of them just kinda hum at whatever bruce says but dick does the talking when required #and tim's eyes keep sliding shut but he's trying his damndest to listen to what bruce has to say #but at some point sleep takes a hold of him and dick eventually motions for bruce to gtfo and let them sleep #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #soft boi dick

[peachdoxie]

Danny, wearing the bisexual pride flag: *finger guns* I put the bi in bisected.

Danny: *cartoonishly falls into two pieces*

#y'know like the anime sword thing where the thing sliced just slides apart #yeah that but with Danny #also hes wearing sunglasses and riding a skateboard and also looks like he hasnt slept in the image in my head #anecdotes by peachdoxie #danny phantom

[sadberrystuff]

evolution of my slip jackson

#(he's the exact same) #tfw your style can't stay consistent for three damn seconds #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #slide jackson #tpp fanart #fanart #celebrating my art and reposting some decently old stuff for a change. to make up for the fact that i never check tumblr anymore LOLZ #and he's always wearing them damn goggles

[papershipghosts]

wow. outstanding work

#he nosed teethed and slayed everywhere #ryan gosling #ryan gosling 2003 #why is he wearing a camo hat? is he stupid? #his eyes aren't so scarily blue here so I'm letting it slide this time #and stop staring at me with them big ol eyes #his hair tehehe:3 #whispy ends of his hair sticking up and all that

[lumosinlove]

Some Harvard Finnlo, otherwise known as Sorry I got drunk and drew all over your shoes - Finn :)

#(otherwise known as me trying to get better at drawing full body and #you know #shoes #finn gotta wear the slides okay #with socks #lets pretend finn is more crouched down than he actually looks #lumosinloveart #finnlo #sweater weather lumosinlove #vaincre lumosinlove #breakaway lumosinlove

[bijoumikhawal]

NGL I think if you're writing RGU analysis and you call Utena's gender nonconformity sexist you may not be writing good RGU analysis

#cipher talk #RGU #Girl has long pink hair and wears lipstick and she's too butch for you #The problem in RGU isn't masculinity its patriarchy. The problem with Utena trying to be a prince isn't because she's not acting like a gir #(The show is rather direct in this by having Touga degrade Utena to the point where she dresses 'like a girl' and is obviously depressed #While doing so and once she's reclaimed her self worth by kicking his ass dressing masculinely again #And by having Akio comment on how 'girlish' Utena looks after he rapes her) #Her masculinity does not imply other girls are lesser #The problem is that being a prince REQUIRES you to deny agency to others and requires the creation of a villain and a victim for you to #Perform the act of being a prince. In this case a witch and a princess. This is system is still bad when the genders change but in its form #Is a vehicle of patriarchy #The prince is not masculinity itself. It is toxic masculinity/patriarchal masculinity #How ugly RGU would be if Utena's failure to save both Anthy and herself was because of her masculinity! #And not because when confronted by her rapist she tried to claim the language of abuse and power to distance herself from being a victim! #Subsequently casting the girl she loves- another victim- into an objectified role as a tool for Utena to reclaim a sense of power #In the moment of confrontation with the man who abused them both they both slide into toxic but familiar behaviors #Which have little to do with Utena's masculinity or Anthy's femininity and everything to do with abuse