#they fucked around with the ocean

[yokelfelonking]

My take on the whole Titanic sub thing is this:

I don't want anyone to get mauled to death by a bear. I think it'd be awful if that happened. I think it'd be awful even if I didn't particularly like the people involved, or the type of people they are.

But if a bunch of people paid $250k to go on a Bear Tour where a tour guide takes you to visit a mother bear's den to go stick your face in there and see mama bear and all her cubs, and they all got mauled to death, well...it's still awful and I still don't want them to get mauled, but I'm gonna make fun of their stupid asses.

#titanic #oceangate #titan submersible #they fucked around with the ocean #and they found out

[piosplayhouse]

"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"

#dont ask why binghe gets to be a human but sqq has to be a unicorn #maybe hes prince lir in this au actually wait omg that would be good #half human half red bull sxy was freakay #the unicorn turning human to disguise herself is obviously sqqs plant body allegory #binghe sniffing around the castle: where is shizun i can still smell him? suspiciously sqq shaped human: gulp #binghe's tragic backstory in this au i guess is that he meets shen qingqiunicorn as a kid and sqq can sense that hes half fae and so #takes him semi under his wing but is like a prick about it until binghes seal breaks and they find out that hes a red bull fae #and shen jiu stabs him into the ocean something something abyss he comes back gets adopted by haggard kills every unicorn by throwing them #into the ocean as well before picking off shen jiunicorn last. and then sy fucks it all up #it's been like a decade since i read the book sorry #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #lbh #luo binghe #my art #svsss last unicorn au

[vaguely-concerned]

Thinking about the symbolic weight of smoking in the TLT universe that comes to the fore in The Unwanted Guest -- the way it moves through from person to person: Pyrrha smoked, and Augustine wanted to impress her in all her stone cold fox MILF James Bond glory (and tbf who wouldn't) so he started too. and even though as far as he knows she's been gone for a myriad and is never coming back, he keeps the habit. Ianthe sees something in the hollowed-out Faberge eggshell of Augustine that resonates with her, all that gilded eloquent emptiness and disdain through the ages, so she picked it up from him to try to emulate it. She picked it up so hard that Palamedes -- the exact spiritual antithesis of the 'smoking! on a space station! what a powermove' ennui Ianthe so admired -- spontaneously unnerded enough to even known how to, simply from a sort of contact contamination of the soul.

G1deon and Augustine sharing a jittery smoke after their near-Harrow experience during soup night, and it's the closest thing to any real sense of brotherhood that remains between them. Pyrrha going ten thousand years dying both literally and for a smoke (and then Camilla sold her fucking cigarettes (for a third of what they were worth, probably Pyrrha's own good, and also more importantly grocery money). what an entirely haunted time to be alive etc.). Augustine and Mercy trading a cigarette back and forth in the middle of their collusion over the love and murder of god.

An act of small and measured self-destruction in the name of something a little bit like connection when you're stuck somewhere in yourself where love itself dares not or cannot tread (ritualized, transmissible)..........

#the unwanted guest #the unwanted guest spoilers #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #augustine the first #pyrrha dve #palamedes sextus #this series is going to make me lose my mind completely one day (affectionate) #the locked tomb meta #the fact that ianthe seems to have had some genuine admiration for augustine makes my head spin. of course though. #of course she sees the person who looks the most like he's successfully made himself impervious to the world #utterly untouchable and impossible to hurt because he isn't even really there #and she believes it! even after seeing the john mercy augustine mess at the end! because it's such a seductive idea #when you've stuck yourself in an inevitable ocean of pain to think you could make yourself numb enough that it doesn't matter #it's the emotional equivalent of 'oh there's water all around? well I just won't breathe in then. easy lmao get on my level' #she holds on to that thing from him even when it's been proved to be both impossible and ultimately untrue even in him #because uh. oh I'm about to be kind of sad for ianthe what the fuck is going on. he might actually have been the closest thing #to parental and especially paternal affection she's ever known. certainly known enough to try to model herself after #IMAGINE how fucked up the nine houses must be when augustine the first registers for anyone as a model of psychological survival #ianthe do you really want to be yourself completely so much that you're willing to be nothing. I mean yeah probably but. oh my god #gaining nothing at the cost of everything

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

“Hey apparently they have the original codywan Kenobi script in that submarine with them, and it includes a multi page extremely detailed sex scene”

Me:

#I would open the sub grab the script and then leave #codywan #codywan gang rise tf up #don’t come @ me I don’t care about ppl who pay 250k to fuck around in the ocean

[haarute]

italian style. specifically naples.

#jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #jojo's bizarre adventure #stone ocean #jjba #jojo #illustration #digital art #featuring my favorite jolyne color palette from the BEST manga cover #for the love of god open at 100% resolution. it is a imperative for my artstyle to have no resizing #and so i am cursed forever when it comes to posting on social media. #i am QUITE HAPPY with this tbh. it started as just me fucking around but the result is honestly pretty good!! #does this count as a manga redraw? that wasn't my intention but i guess it kind of ends up looking like one. oh well. #my art

[fruggle]

SirenTale (part 1)

Decided to make a lil comic of some of my siren designs from previous posts! (Photoshop didn't sace another like 6 frames I finished and I wanna cry)

#undertale #bad sanses #nightmare sans #murder time trio #Sirentaleau #Nightmare sans siren #Sans au #Comic of nightmare kinda just fucking around in the ocean #He's a teeny tiny man baby #Killer is there to annoy him unfortunately #Still deciding if imma bring ships into this tehe

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Prison Girlfriends Matchup

#this one is HARD #i'm so gay for jolyne but i think ermes might be more my type? #or maybe the other way around? #honestly i'm so fucking indecisive it's a wonder i'm running a blog focused on choices #jolyne cujoh #ermes costello #foo fighters #jjba ff #stone ocean #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba

[dootznbootz]

dfks THE MIDDLE BIT IN "KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSER" FUCKING KILLED MYEE slkdjf

I'm still the same~!

I'm geniunely shaking ksladjf KEEPY OURR EYES OPENSDf klj FUCK MY HEART!!kljsd f

#lksdjf I wanna run around and cry sdlkfj #HE'S SKLJSDF SO CLOSE sdjlkf #epic the musical #epic the ocean saga #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #<- fucking literally. I'm fucking dead sdlkjf

[7-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

idea for a ride the cyclone x buzzfeed unsolved crossover fanfic: its the script to an imaginary episode where shane and ryan discuss the unsolved identity of jane doe

#i would read the hell out of that #might just write in myself if i ever find the time #anyways it’s tag time #buzzfeed unsolved #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone jane doe #jane doe #penny lamb #legoland #should i tag other characters? #idk if that’s against tumblr etiquette or not- #whatever i’ll just fuck around and find out #ocean rosenberg #noel gruber #constance blackwood #ricky potts #mischa bachinski #the amazing karnak #ride the cyclone musical #musicals #shane madej #ryan bregara

[eggwishing]

roxy dragon ^.^

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #hers was a hard 1 cos i wasbnt sure what kinda look to go for #i considered maybe a leviathan or sea serpent or something because she lived so close to the ocean But then i went. #Hey #u know what animals are super silly. and love 2 fuck around And shit #GOATS !!!!!!!! #so i gave her a goat look . hee hee #goats will eat p much anything Shed be stealing pumpkins 2 munch on with the carapacians #oooh carapacian dragons .. #theyd be really cute i kinda wanna draw some now !!!! #critters

[spooscribbles]

What to do when a child (half sea dragon and apparently son of your brother’s dead acquaintance) falls into your cave and you know you have to send him back but he’s so small and cute so you accidentally on purpose adopt him into your pod and awaken his sea dragon side and now you have to raise a half human half sea dragon child while hiding him from your brother

#I love bingqiu but i am a fucking sucker for older brother/ father figure Shen yuan because I think he deserves getting a new bunch of #siblings (sj yqy lbh NYY mf etc) that he can take care of and take care of him in return because he would absolutely miss his siblings from #his first life and then lbh goes on to fall in love with mf or nyy or sm while sy gets to live out my aroace dream as a merman who has the #entire ocean wanting him sooooooo bad but he has no idea and everyone knows he has no idea + prolly isn’t interested so they’re just happy w #his kindness and affection and it’s great and everyone is happy and content and alive #except sxy but she gets revived later #if it isn’t obvious this is a fic idea that’s been floating around in my head for a while lmao #svsss #spoosart #mxtx #mxtx fanart #mxtx svsss #scum villain self saving system #scum villain #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #svsss fanart #mermay #shen yuan #svsss shen yuan #shen yuan fanart #svsss shen yuan fanart #svsss luo binghe #luo binghe #luo binghe fanart #svsss au #platonic #scum villain fanart #scum villain self saving system fanart

[inkandarsenic]

I just want to take this moment to say how much I stan the ocean and have always had the appropriate sense of terror in regards to the ocean and nature in general. You would never catch me getting in a tin death can to go see the titanic. That is what the internet is for.

#oceangate #team orca #the ocean heard ‘eat the rich’ #and said #bet #i love the ocean #but I also know to be FUCKING TERRIFIED #we don’t know what’s down there #and the ocean does not give a single fuck about you #titan submersible #they fucked around and now they finding out #eat the rich #you go ocean #you’re doing so great baby #love the ocean

[hikeyzz]

can life just cut me some fucking slack for once god dammit

#family member living on an actual island in the middle of the ocean has a fall and goes into surgery with no family around #idk what to do idk what to do idk what to do #i'm just sitting and waiting for someone to tell me what to do #the older adults of my family are taking point on this but my caretaking controlling urges are flaring up and i feel a need to take over #i just ... she's all i have left of my mom #like i know she's not but she's my mom's mom #she's me if i had 60 more years of trauma and was horribly unhealed #and i just ... i just can't do it #but i have to and i will #just fucking terrified and lost #hikey

[tearlessrain]

seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing

#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident #I straight up forgot #and just didn't show up to the session #my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked #I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up #my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january #I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted #like mentally and spiritually #all the time #my memory and sense of time are both shit #my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason?? #I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me #I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir #and yet #idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason #fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly #due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me #aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory #it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever #like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype #but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here #doing whatever this is #maybe I should drive out to the coast #maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long #I mean it can't make me worse #I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark #everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

Almost died again today ✌️

#chance bleats #the ocean is not to be taken lightly #my brother and me were fucking around and I saw there was a huge wave (taller than me D: ) a lil too late #danny was right in front of me so when the wave hit he fell right on top of me #took a while to resurface :/ #this is why my friends say my life expectancy is so low I keep getting onto Situations 😭

[that-disabled-princess]

"Do not ask how the ocean's blue or why the tides their time do keep. To love is simply to know this: the tides are true as the ocean is deep."

--The Dragon Prince

#godDAMN do i love this already #this season is making my little ocean heart SING #this line #this line is already so FUCKING GOOD #and RELATABLE #because YES #i cannot explain but YES #it's just... the ocean arcanum lol. it just Is y'know? #that's it that's what it is #accept that it's there and it Just Is #and that it lives and breathes and moves and flows within and around you #you know? #the dragon prince season 5 #the dragon prince #tdp s5 spoilers