OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THE WORST OF THE VIOLENCE. THERES ONLY ONE MORE STAB THEN NO MORE SPACE PAIN. CONGRATS SPACE YOU MADE IT
thanks for bein such a good sport, pal
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bite your friends
its good for them dw
(sources: cmon man, its okay you can trust me i swear)
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Crush
The strain of Times, armour and sharp exhale of twilight spurred them into action.
"Guys you need to hurry!"
Twilight could feel his knees buckling under the sheer weight of the ceiling, the tear of muscles forcing out a scream.
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While i was away liberating nations from fascism and saving parallel universes, the people in the coliseum are STILL waiting for me to get to level 63
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patch notes for my base:
swapped the normal black beds, which ate up a lot of space, for much more efficient bunk beds. side effect: people can actually sleep on them now, which means people can finally sleep in the base
added carpets under those beds, since that seems nice and cool
re-arranged all the trophy plaques to show My Swag, as a reminder that im the best and every else is the rest
got to work on the third floor arcade. restored mahjong, and arranged the chairs so everyone can sit in all of them now, because operators are just a fancy word for "fickle fucks who only sit in side aligned chairs"
added a shooty arcade cabinet and some random poles. also a private wifi spot for browsing (operator notice: those caught watching nsfw material in the public wifi computer will be fired on the spot)
im going to buy a shitload of arcade carpets just for this spot, since they tessellate, which means i can make... a custom floor!
put all the random stuff that fit in there for maximum lolrandumb gamer sense for the arcade
the office remains untouched because its perfect.
the current plan is going to be as follows still:
1st floor: greeting room and office area
2nd floor: dormitory area, where they sleep
3rd floor: gaming room, for gamers, by gamers(tm)
4th floor: cafeteria and general food stuffs
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THE WEEKEND IS HERE. MY BACK HURTS. I HAVE TO DO CHORES. IM WRITING TONIGHT EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. GAHH
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like i love marius and cosette and wish them the best but the way their marriage was arranged by the two most mentally stable men in france for the most hinged of reasons………………………
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y’all, I’m draining everyone’s bank accounts with my Lolita birthday/Christmas list, especially since those are back to back >:)
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My Watching Over Kids Hot Take a lot of kids just want someone to talk to them calmly without telling them what to feel. Or maybe they just want to talk and have someone listen
A kid at church today was sulking under a table blocked off by chairs that he couldn't get to play with this Optimus prime toy they had in a cabinet and when I asked him if he was willing to wait for it after the service or if maybe he had some toys at home he said he didn't and church was the only place he could play with one, and Optimus prime is his favorite character ever. I told him we couldn't let him play with it now, but if he was willing to wait until later when there were fewer kids he could take it for a spin. He was still sitting under the table but he wasn't frowning anymore. He told me about dinosaurs. His favorite is the allosaurus. He came out from under the table for a second just to mimic its roar. I said yooo that's sick my favorite is the pterodactyl. I mimed a screech (my dinosaur knowledge is very limited, alas). He crawled out from under the table and started clawing at the air, doing his best impression of a dinosaur. It was very cute. I think he likes dinosaurs almost as much as he likes Optimus prime. Then he ran off to play with the other kids
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Boys with bright futures and lots of potential 😃
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When you get into a new character, so you decide to Google some fanart
And autofill's like:
"<Character Name> death"
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