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Maybe this is just me but I feel like as a collective we haven’t fully registered the sheer Marty McFly urban legend conspiracy fuel bullshittery that happened in the first 72 hours of the Cantripped campaign. Specifically regarding Rowan-
Imagine you’re attending fucking Woodstock. Then, suddenly, The Beatles go to take the stage. But hold on- Paul McCartney isn’t there? It’s just some redhead no one has ever seen before on guitar?? But oh well bands have people get sick and have musicians fill in, it happens all the time.
Suddenly this absolute nobody woman single handedly plays THE MOST TRANSCENDENT AND TRANSFORMATIVE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE IN ALL OF HISTORY. Like, never before seen musical talent, absolutely reshapes the crowds understanding of art and music, broadcast to millions of onlookers. Then, just like any other performance, the band leaves the stage (in later interviews, John Lennon reveals that the woman was a busker that almost got into a fist fight with Ringo in the parking lot 20 minutes before the performance).
15 minutes later, live on stage, the fucking Kennedy Assassination happens. The crowd scatters.
That night, in the aftermath, a bartender in the wealthy part of town says that after handing him a gun across the counter and asking him to take it to a well respected local mom&pop bakery, Jonny Cash was beaten up and arrested in the back room of the bar before being dragged out unconscious by a half dozen uniformed cops.
About a day later, the same bartender takes delivers the gun to the bakery, and inside finds not just the elderly owner, but a well dressed British man in a too small kiss the cook apron, the mysterious woman who performed on stage at Woodstock, and Robert F. Kennedy in a hood and bandana. The next day, the trio along with a very wounded Jonny Cash arrive at his bar yet again, pay him 1000 dollars cash, and leave. Jonny Cash and the unnamed woman then cause a public disturbance at the Canadian border checkpoint on their way through, before Jonny Cash simply sprints through security, and is never seen again.
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ramons-elevator · 6 months
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qBad, trying to be a lil gossiper and get a reaction out of qPac: “So what are your thoughts on Pac having a crush on Fit? :3”
qTubbo, who witnesses category 10 FitPac happen every time qFit and qPac see each other: “They are fucking, Bad.”
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lefluoritesys · 7 months
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Hey, systems, if you feel like watching something about DID even if it's not supposed to be, but represents it very well – I suggest looking into Sanders Sides by Thomas Sanders on YouTube.
I fell in love with the series in summer of 2020, and they quite literally saved my life. It is a series that is supposed to show how emotions work, and it does give a perfect representation of that when you apply it to real life, however, it also shows perfectly well how DID works, along with inner worlds. While I do like to say that I started suspecting I have DID due to somebody else, those series were the reason I began communicating with alters for the first time, and even managed to get a lot of their names. Even if it was just a "play pretend" thing for me, it really helped establish communication even before I knew that DID existed as it is.
It is lighthearted but does bring up a lot of serious subjects/topics, absolutely amazing with the comedy, and has been helping all of us, and especially me, work through mental health issues. It's one of my comfort shows that I turn to every time I feel I have a crisis, and it's just. Amazing, in every single way.
-host
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princessmoms · 3 months
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A lot of new followers to the blog recently, so we gotta reiterate our main rule with asks!
It's gotta include who it's addressed to! Like your writing a letter.
Ex:
"Dear [NAME HERE], question question question?"
As is our gimmick. Sadly had to delete a few asks, but feel free to send them in again if you'd like!
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tomwambsgans · 1 year
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tomgreg is about the fantasy of being able to find someone who genuinely likes that you're mean and in fact thrives very well being needed in the particular kind of fucked up way that you need someone which makes it so you don't actually have to work that much to strip away your superiority complex in order to be loved for who you are
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nightfall-1409 · 3 months
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Im mentally chewing on the fact it's now Commander Scorch on his own working for Hemlock.
Like it'd be really fucked up if the reason he stayed and the others either didn't (as in they took a path similar to the books and got out altogether, they're some of the first clones eligible for retirement after all given their service records) is Sev and having to leave him behind. Or maybe the other's have since died. and he's the only one left to keep going. hooooo
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antianakin · 1 year
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Anakin legitimately does not respect or care about any of the people who love him as much as they respected and cared about him. Anakin is so ready to kill, betray, disrespect, and abandon literally any and all of them at the drop of a hat. They would all give up A LOT for him, they all believe in him despite all evidence saying they shouldn't, despite everything we as the audience know proves that they shouldn't, they believe in him. Some of them are willing to believe in him POST GENOCIDE for literally no fathomable reason. He has given these people exactly zero reason to have a single ounce of faith in his goodness because he legitimately seems not to give a shit about any of them in return.
The more we learn about his relationships with people, the more frustrating it gets that anybody even LIKES him, let alone LOVES him, there's so little to even like about him how did it even happen? No one who has written Anakin has managed to write him in a way that makes it in any way understandable that fundamentally good kind people like Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Luminara, and Yoda would like someone as fundamentally cruel and unkind as Anakin is.
Everyone talks about how unbelievable it is that Padme would've fallen for Anakin and so she MUST'VE been brainwashed through the Force by Anakin, but I feel like we should add the entire Jedi Order and the 501st to that, too, because there's just no reason any of them like him and believe in him as much as they do without it.
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trashogram · 2 months
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yuri-is-online · 7 months
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... ok but you guys do realize that Disney owns Star Wars so they could have a cross over with twst yeah.
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blakesyang · 1 year
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no because it’s the fact that yang canonically is sapphic. shut up
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lavenoon · 2 years
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@naffeclipse I finished my reread today and then skimmed it all again for lines and also your entire cryptid sightings tag. If anyone asks I'm in my conspiracy chamber working on my board, it's coming along so nicely <3
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sallytwo · 9 months
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the wesley academy timeline is so inconsistent and makes no sense AT ALL and i know this is star trek where everything is inconsistent all the time (ESPECIALLY for dear wessie) but it makes me so mad. personally.
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cloisveryill · 1 year
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some th1n$po for you 🌻🍊🌼
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oceandiagonale · 2 years
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I love team skull. they have a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. like we’ll wreck the rest of the shady house but let’s keep fire safety a priority, you know, for the kids. anyways I made the world’s worst layout of the shady house lol
total beds (excl. guz and plumie’s): 8, queen-sized
2 couches
a lot of chairs and tables
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side note: HW WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRUCKS
LIKE SERIOUSLY THERE “S   THERE”S NO CONNECTION TO THE REST OF ULA’ULA ISLAND. NOT AT ALL. THE STONE PATHWAY IS BARELY A ROAD BUT EVEN IF YOU COUNT IT AND YOU COUNT THE DIRT PATHWAY THAT IT DISAPPEARS INTO THERE IS NO WAY TO CONNECT TO THE REST OF THE ISLAND!!! THE DIRT PATHWAY TURNS INTO A WOODEN BRIDGE FOR PEDESTRIANS ONLY. WHY ARE THERE TRUCKS WHY ARE THERE. TRUCKS.
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sereniv · 4 months
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so fucking sick of taylor swift!!!!
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soldiertransgender · 9 months
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person next to me on the bus on friday knew what portal was and said they want to play it. target locked. they will not survive
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