#this is marvel we're talking about

[hppjmxrgosg]

welcome back squad 🫡

#vertical limit #yes i am talking about vertical limit #danny phantom #dc x dp #captain marvel #billy batson #does his name have two t's or one #idk #its whatever #justice league #we're back bitches #remember that post i made ages ago anout captain marvel and danny phantom parallels #well we're comin fill circle baby!

[butch-chastity]

brief primer on their many, many problems

#the amount of time that top image took to make.... i will never get that half an hour back #next upload is 'we're back together (in love with the same man?)' #anyway this is yuri to me. next question #undescribed #richard rider #gamora #< i always feel bad not putting anything after her name........... #guardians of the galaxy #luke's stuff #talking tag #marvel #oh um. #richmora #novamora #guy who is about to explode from embarrassment voice anddddd post.

[marvelbeingmarvelous]

The most relatable thing in Multiverse of Madness was when America was so frightened by a bee landing on her she opened a portal to an alternate universe 

#multiverse of madness #multiverse of madness spoilers #doctor strange multiverse of madness #america chavez #mcu spoilers #Marvel Movies #marvel cinematic universe #doctor strange #also can we talk about how ridiculous this sounds out of context #I mean #even in context it's kinda crazy #😂 #but hey that be where we're at in the mcu now

[traincat]

What I love about Kaine in his Scarlet Spider run is he's so expensive. He's not in pain and actively falling apart for the first time in his life and he's in possession of duffel bags of cash he stole off someone else and he's like fuck it. Checks into a luxury hotel supposedly for an overnight stay and books a $2000 a night room. Orders everything off room service by bribing the kitchen to stay open. Takes a three hour shower. Continues staying in a $2000 a night hotel suite for the entire time he's in Houston. Gets spa treatments for himself and the teenager he accidentally adopted. Comics are so bad at fashion but you know he was feeling up everything in Bloomingdales finding the softest fabric and not even checking the price tag. He should have to face MJ again so she can demand to know why he's wearing three thousand dollar jeans and then when he says they were five thousand actually she should spray him in the face with a water bottle like he's a terrible cat.

#kaine parker #marvel comics #traincat talks comics #peter in a five dollar t-shirt he bought in college #kaine in gucci sunglasses and a designer leather jacket #ben currently barely even wearing pants so we're not gonna talk about him

[zeddpool]

Rewatched Spider-Man 3 again, and received a vision of what could have been

So here, have some Parksbornson cuddles from the brighter timeline where they got Harry to the hospital for his non-lethal stab wounds instead of, idk, sitting there like idiots while he bleeds out or something stupid like that

#Marvel #Harry Osborn #Mary Jane Watson #Peter Parker #Parksbornson #Peter/Harry/MJ #Peter x Harry x MJ #please what is the ship name I need more of this OT3 #Spider Man #Raimi Spider Man #Spiderverse #poly headcanon #fr tho both wounds missed his heart #he absolutely could've lived #frankly so could norman but we're not talking about him rn #My Art

[rynnaaurelius]

I normally keep the MCU off this blog for reasons of It Pisses Me Off, but MCU!Wanda Maximoff is once again doing the rounds, so I'm not-so-kindly reminding you all that turning the Jewish-Romani daughter of a Holocaust survivor, who is often horrifically villainized in the comics, into a Christian white woman who joins up with the superpowered neo-Nazis and becomes the Girlboss Joker For MCU Stans sucks shit and I'll thank you all to keep it off my dash

#i am a poster child for villain apologia but this ain't it y'all #to say nothing of how the actress in question can't shut her goddamn mouth about the g-slur #or how the unattainable motherhood ideal is once again a source of villainy #and by 'horrifically villainized' i don't mean 'let her be unhinged i mean #truly some historic lows for the comic medium #we're talking brainwashing and assault and being attacked for struggling to control her powers #most of which gets condoned by the medium and her better stuff calls it out as she works to be the hero she IS #and i am deeply deeply afraid to see MCU!Magneto #marvel #wanda maximoff #anti mcu #ryn speaks

[burninblood]

It's really specific and important, ok?

Only one day to vote!

#bucky barnes #chest hair #the important stuff we're talking about #thanks to seb stan #marvel men #bucky #this is serious you all

[notbecauseofvictories]

so boss’ daughter has been in and out of the hospital recently, and one of her post-discharge requests (which---right now, I think he’d open a vein if she asked) was that I give her a cooking/baking lesson.

which, a) is wildly flattering, given that she’s just eaten whatever her dad brings home from the office; and b) has been scheduled for tomorrow, a fact which is making me vibrate at a level that is probably bad for my blood pressure but is definitely making me go over baseboards with a paper towel.

#I know her a little bit because for a while boss was giving me rides home and she was in the car #a good kid! #we're going to talk about yeast and acids and how to measure things! #we're making cookies pizza and a cake she can decorate with all the fancy nonsense I brought home from michaels #I am very excited I want her to have a marvelous time #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge #tw food

[michaeljoncarter]

ngl my hatred for the inhumans runs so deep, i ain't even mad about this whole kamala mess. i'll take inhumans erasure & mutant supremacy in any form, no matter how stupid. if this is what it takes to rid the universe of the last of the lingering traces of that cursedass era where they tried & failed to force people to care about the inhumans, then so be it. nature is healing. in an incredibly annoying way, yes, but healing nonetheless

honestly, i hope this becomes a trend. give us ONE good thing from krakoa before finally doing away with it. use it to fix everything the 2010s fucked up. behead toro next

#wednesday spoilers #like not at all actually but idk what else to tag comic spoilers..... not that there's anyone on earth still unaware of this but.. whatever #all i can think w this is toro... like PLEASE ... if we're talking about mutants who were fucked over and inhumans-ed to their detriment #the amount of potential with the specific weirdness of his mutation!! #that was just tossed for NO REASON like 5 minutes after it was introduced #just because it was 2015 and we were trying to turn inhumans into mutants 2 in our film rights hissy fit #screammmm #mid-2010s marvel editorial when i get my hands on you.......

[konakoro]

Ok yes I may be a bit tipsy but I'm rewatching season 2 of Daredevil for the Punisher subplot and still just can't get over the relationship between Karen and Frank and how it formed. How Karen's character displays both a strong sense of strength and empathy that she then uses to help others, whether it be Frank or Grotto, and even with that conflict of interest (Frank was 110% making sure Grotto was dead and buried), Frank still gravitated to her because of her desire to help shed the truth behind the horrible tragedy that happened to him and his family. Karen was the only one in the law firm to show that empathy, and you see Frank looking over to her frequently during the interviews and when he was on the stand, because she was his anchor that he could ground himself to. Neither like to sugarcoat themselves, and because of that, the gentleness and kindness each showed each other was genuine, and culminates in their desire to protect each other in whichever way they can, and I'm dying once again I hate that we're never gonna get a Punisher s3 with these two aaaaggghhhh

#dumb stuff #daredevil #daredevil netflix #the punisher #marvel netflix #frank castle #karen page #I'm also bitter because i only learned today about the new Daredevil series on Disney+ #and how Charlie Cox and Elden Henson are confirmed to return but not Deborah Ann Woll #even though s3 ended with all of them forming a new firm together #and this is the mcu we're talking about so the writing will probably be shit and flanderize they're characters #and don't even think they'll ever reference the netflix series hah #grumble grumble #if you go back enough through my blog you'll see how i was kastle trash and i still am in a way #i love compelling character dynamics whether platonic or romantic #👈 (still thinks about how Frank was willing to die alongside curtis to save him from a bomb vest and the forehead touch afterwards)

[chaos-vulpix]

Legacyverse: Jesse - Revelations in Amaranth

Wow Jesse, how come you keep getting playlists? Why can I throw so many songs at you & almost all of them stick? Are you sure Music isn't your actual Element? Anyways, enjoy as always, everyone!

1121 - Halsey

Air (Hellberg's Back To Summer Mix) - Hellberg, Teqq & Taylr Renee

BAAM - MOMOLAND

Be With You - Mondays ft. Lucy

Bullet Waiting For Me (James Landino Remix) - Nikki Simmons | Cytus II

Cameo Lover - Kimbra

Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue

Clumsy - Fergie

Hallucinate - Dua Lipa

I Love U - Loving Caliber

Magic - Ladyhawke

Miss A Thing - Kylie Minogue

Into You - Ariana Grande

Somebody To You - The Vamps ft. Demi Lovato

Something In The Way You Move - Ellie Goulding

Talk To You - Blanke ft. Sofia Quinn

The Disaster of Passion (May's Theme) - AISHA | Guilty Gear -STRIVE-

Untouched - The Veronicas

Ya'aburnee - Halsey

You'll Be On My Mind - Waykap

#the ninja legacy whip #legacyverse #oc: jesse marvell #legacyverse playlists #the umpteenth Jesse playlist oh mah lawd #Ren your OC has somehow become my muse or something lol #lowkey Aftershock playlist but this is Jesse we're talking about here are we even... surprised? #...no please come back I won't do that again

[rose-lalondde]

ms marvel ended up being so good, like i actively enjoyed and am encouraging you all to watch it

#im not very familiar with the character or attached but i don't think this is a bad version of her #her powers being connected to her family and her culture is rly cool #ik someone can critique better than me so ill leave it to them #im a sucker for anything generational and the train scene got me good wow #ik they added the extra dimensional aspect b/c marvel wants that spiderverse success (see: upcoming marvels movie) #but i like how it's used here specifically #like we're not being infodumped about all this we're going on this journey with kamala #also i rly love superhero origin stories and we haven't had a proper one in a minute #ok im done talking #ms marvel #marvel

[lilydvoratrelundar]

reading excalibur 2019. i think we should ban americans from writing brits actually.

#theyre always going on about the fucking royal family #and like. they answer to the queen instead of fucking parliament?? #i like betsy tho and they are kinda doing something interesting #wrt a symbol of britain having krakoan citizenship #but theyre not doing much with it #also i've always hated the weird 'all british mythology exists in a magical otherworld. nowhere else tho just britain' thing #which i know has been the case in the comics for a long time but it's just not interesting to me #mostly because of how it's an established thing so instead of the story being 'whas if folklore existed in a world of legend etc etc' #it just reads like 'this is another bit of the marvel universe that we have to talk about when we're doing captain britain things' #i do enjoy apocalypse causing problems as always tho jlfsdjfk #lily dot tee ex tee #marvel #x

[todaviia]

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#existential crisis warning #first me and [redacted] made out for like an hour #and I marvelled at the fact how NICE it was #and nice here means I enjoyed it but in a quantifiable way while being 100% sure that it's a painlessly casual thing now #(and kill me for saying this but my ex is objectively a better kisser) #and then we went to a lecture about trauma and psychological first aid together #which was held at a synagogue by a very experienced mental health provider who is also very religious #and it was SO crazy because like... In Germany growing up with relatives who survived the Nazis is very much a minority experience #and here it's just like... he talks about growing up with severely traumatised Holocaust survivors #and everyone is just nodding along like yeah yeah don't we all know it #and then he talked about the everyday trauma of the war and how it affects ppl and it really is a million small things #and I love Israel so much for this #Like I don't think it's a stable foundation for anything - it's the opposite #But it's such a damn relief that everyone just Gets It #There is something so REAL about here #and when we were in the cab [redacted] immediately bonded with the cab driver #who proudly showed off pics on his phone of his son with nine children (while driving bc Israel) #and then he asked [redacted] if we're married and when he said no he asked - completely seriously and casually- #'oh when's the wedding then?' #and it's weird because I almost got married to my ex #and it's all... so incredibly simple #you have one small life and that is all that you have #And all the worst things that can happen on earth and all the best things can fit into it without even bending a little bit

[compatiissante]

"anyway--" blows a kiss to the sky. "-- for constantine. i wuv you, y'big dummy."

#└ — see it in your walk and tell ‘em when you talk ( commentary. ) #v. we're the underdogs in this world alone ( marvel/dc. ) #I AM HAVING THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ABOUT HIM AGAIN AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO READING COMICS ON MY PHONE AT WORK GDI

[cakemoney]

thinking about the whole robpat!batman movie’s thesis being “shit. fuck. turns out this whole time the legacy of my rage and vengeance-fueled vigilante justice has been enabling domestic terrorism by entitled white men. all along what this city needed and what i needed was healing and extending our hands to our neighbors instead of continuing the cycle of trauma and violence” like the movie put their whole chest into that. it looked at their audience and said to their face “you guys never actually understood what batman is about. you saw the dark brooding aesthetic and the toxic masculinity and the individualistic lonewolfism and you see that as something to aspire to, when the point of batman was always Corruption And Evil Exists Within Those With Power And Money Not In Mental Illness, and by missing that and making it all about yourself you became the villain of this story.” in theaters right in front of batman stans. no wonder robpat was cast for this like i’ve never seen someone pull off self-loathing white man so naturally

#laughs awkwardly #sorry i watched black adam recently (long story) and like. i can't help but feel like the subversive parts of it #just weren't as strong as how it felt to watch a batman movie where batman had to beat the crap of his own fans #like [SPOILERS] black adam wanted to be self-aware about superhero films and wanted to point out the american propaganda #inherent to the concept of 'international justice' but because it was primarily pulled off through funny quips it felt like it didn't COMMIT #(felt very marvel in that respect actually) #like yes your main character told off the western superheroes for the hypocrisy of their 'peace' efforts but then... what? #in the end the westerners were still the genuine and helpful people they claimed they were. the main characters had to trust them to survive #in the end the self-actualization of an oppressed people felt hollow because we barely spent any time with them during the story #in the end the people's chosen hero turned out to be not who they thought he was and his character turning point to become a hero was... #he magically knew to break out of an underwater prison? honestly that part was a little confusing to me but extremely horrifying #like this guy basically explicitly said 'you should kill me. that's what i want' AND THEY JUST DID NOT DO THAT #like obviously i know he needed to come back since the movie was about him but like. damn. way to not at all respect his autonomy #he said 'i should die' and they went 'haha but instead we're gonna put you in storage forever so you never reunite with your family in death #HORROR. THE MOST DYSTOPIAN SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN. YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR OWN IN CASE WE FIND IT USEFUL LATER #WE'RE SO PEACEFUL THAT WE CAN NEVER ACCEPT [GASP] MURDER BUT ANY OTHER VIOLATION OF YOUR CONSENT IS FINE #HOW WAS THIS BRUSHED OVER SO CASUALLY #WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT BEFORE #yeah you know what i don't really know where i was going with this either. i just had Thoughts #like did i think the rob!patman the movie took itself so seriously it was accidentally kind of comedic? yeah for sure #but because they took it seriously it felt like the element of metacommentary was sincere. like i can also take it seriously #i keep thinking about that scene where rpatz was interrogating the riddler and the horror that dawns on him #because he's looking at this man who idolizes batman but despises bruce wayne and realizes Oh God That's Me. This Is What I Created #like shit dude i don't think superhero films necessarily should or must be Deep in an Artistic way but i can give them props for trying?