#top nandor

[wwdits-kink-meme]

Nandor likes to fuck Guillermo to the rhythm of his heartbeat

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandermo #mlm #bottom guillermo #top nandor

[bug-buzzz]

18+ wwdits post

I am torn between bratty, power bottom, eager to please, pathetic, pain kink nandor and big strong slayer memo or sensitive virgin guillermo and experienced relentless Nandor

#bottom nandor #bottom guillermo #top nandor #top guillermo #nandermo

[fuckingguide]

updated my compilation of every “fucking guy/girl/guide/etc” to include the new s4 episodes

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #nandor the relentless #with a bonus 'that's my fucking guy!!!' thrown in there bc i couldn't not include it #still my favourite line in the show kayvan's delivery gets me every time #though nothing tops the way he says it in 1x05 and 2x06. those are unbeatable #video.mp4

[samuelroukin]

NANDOR in the WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS Season Five Trailer

#nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #wwditsedit #wwdits #tvedit #wwdits spoilers #worst gif ever but crop top + pride makes it worth it lkshdkjst #ben.gif

[trashabilly]

hands down one of my top bits in wwdits is s3 ep2 when they're using the cloak of duplication and keyvan novak does impressions of Colin Robinson, laszlo and guillermo instead of them just dubbing the voices over in post

I can't explain it but it fills me with so much joy

#wwdits #also nandor just assuming the default sexuality is bi #what a king #my number 1 top bit is literally anything laszlo says #i have a lot of feelings abt this show #its def my fave tv show (close with always sunny) and my 2nd fave movie #nothing can top mmfr movie wise for me but its a real close 2nd

[literallysatanofficial]

i slapped together all of the background nandermo scenes <3

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #ada speaks #everyone keeps saying guillermo was holding on to nandor but he lets go with BOTH hands before nandor pulls away all dramatically #his hand's on top of guillermo's arm so its not like he was being held there #he just had to yank his hand away because hes on camera

[draculasdatter]

and if i said i was down bad missing nandermo what then??

(@draculasdatter on twitter

@aranthium on instagram)

#i hate them #stupid idiots in love #top 5 anime moments before averted disaster #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #wwdits s5 #wwdits spoilers #wwdits guillermo #wwdits fx #wwdits fanart #nandor fanart #nandermo fanart #wip #procreate #digital art

[taxonomicons]

My favorite detail in WWDITS is that the vampires clearly know how modern people dress and do not give a single fuck about it. I refuse to believe that their terrible human outfits are the result of being out of touch, they know exactly what they’re doing.

Nandor, Nadja, and Laszlo live with two other people who wear exclusively modern clothes, Colin and Guillermo. They even ask Colin to borrow his modern outfits for the Baron. All three of them are familiar with modern fashion and that’s without mentioning that all their victims obviously wear normal human clothes.

Nandor knows what a tide bleach pen is and how much it costs. Bleach would ruin most vampire clothes due to age. Interesting.

Even after assuming Simon’s nightclub requires capes none of them are that phased to be wrong. The most reaction we see is offense at the comment that the three are dressed “traditionally”. Even for vampires this group is way behind what’s “in” right now and they know it.

Jackie Daytona. Enough Said.

Nandor owns nice modern work out clothes that he knows are for the gym, but he still goes to Massive Fitness shirtless with his vamp pants. That’s not a misunderstanding that’s a choice.

All three vampires are attracted to a modern human for a long period of time. Are you telling me that Nadja didn’t pick up anything about human fashion from sneaking away with Jeff? Or that Laszlo has never noticed what Sean wears? Nandor falls for tons of people with tons of different styles. The Meg to Guillermo spectrum covers a lot of different clothes.

The polaroids throughout are all fairly period accurate for fashion! This is especially true of Nandor who is shown with both Gail (reoccurring fling) and Benjy (old familiar) throughout the decades in accurate clothing. Most of the intro pictures also feature the vamps in modern clothing!

Anyways don’t believe for a single second that those idiots don’t understand human fashion because they definitely do. Every time they wear their vampire clothes it is because they enjoy dressing that way and don’t care that they look out of place. Their poor attempts at human outfits are intentional mockery, not misunderstandings.“We wanna blend in” bullshit you all LIVE for the attention.

#Laszlo embraced nail polish and rejected everything else #anyways I think every single one of them would rock a crop top #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #vampire slayer #wwdits fx #nadja and laszlo #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #laszlo #fucking guy #Guillermo #Nandor

[itsafelix]

My Top 9 Characters of 2023

So yeah three of these are vampires 🤣 This is in order of how much I am attracted to them (smash > platonic relationship thing > friendos)

Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3 (SMASH)

15th Doctor - Doctor Who (FUCK HES SO PRETTY L:KJGW:JKE:WGOIJ)

Izzy - OFMD (I would surrender to this man immediately)

Karlach - Baldur's Gate 3 (I want her to step on me and then squishhug me and tell me I did good)

Crowley - Good Omens (but really I'm just attracted to David in whatever role he plays what who said that)

Barracuda - Wrecked (THE WAY SHE WALKS OVER IS JUST AKGJA;LSJGAOIGJ)

Gizmo--Guillermo - WWDITS (I love him in the way you love a hamster)

Nandor - WWDITS (fucking guy)

Viago -WWDITS (would be friends 10/10 also he's more awkward than me so i can feel better about myself lol)

#my top 9 #astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #doctor who #16th doctor #izzy hands #ofmd #karlach #crowley #gomens #good omens #barracuda #wrecked #gizmo #guillermo #wwdits #nandor #viago

[transvampireboyfriend]

headcanon that Nandor can read his native language but doesn't even realize he's translating as he's doing it.

The rest of the household notices when he brings out some old letter to show them and they look at him like they looked at him with the eyebrows.

"how do you know what it says Nandor?" Laszlo asks him in a cautious tone, and Nandor looks at Laszlo weird. He turns to Nadja and shows her "look, here. it says 'we hope to see you again soon'" and Nadja just looks at him like he's grown a second head. "do you not know how to read Nadja?" (he gets slapped in the back of the head for that)

#I'm watching 2x04 The curse arguably top 3 episodes of all seasons and just noticed he's reading letters by his parents who presumably did #not speak or write English #nandor the relentless #wwdits #headcanon #memo would definitely comes around the couch and says ''Master that is not in English'' #but idk how Nandor would react #they should take him around to museums and test if he can read some stuff there #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #laszlo #guillermo de la cruz #memo definitely comes around* #2x04 the curse #.

[cornettotism]

Do you think that in the vampire world, there are modern doctors, surgeons, and gender specialists that can help trans vampires? Do you think they go to the vampire gender clinic to see when their vampire top surgery is scheduled? Do you think they check with their vampire doctors to see what dose of HRT they have to take?

"Ah yes, your vampire top surgery is scheduled for next month. Check witb your vampire gender specialist to see how much vampire HRT you have to take."

I think. I'm slowly losing it again.

#this came to me while thinking about how trans the vampires are #and i started to think about who the hell would do their top surgeries and stuff? #cause if u think about it theres probably enough doctors and surgeons out there that have been turned #that they dont need to hypnotise human doctors #laszlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #colin robinson #what we do in the shadows #trans #ollie rambles

[canonqueercharacters]

The canon queer character of the day is:

Nandor, AKA Nandor the Relentless, from What We Do in the Shadows, who is pansexual (and polyamorous).

#nandor #nandor wwdits #nandor what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #wwdits #wwdits show #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows show #what we do in the shadows fx #kayvan novak #pansexual characters #canon queer characters #canon pansexual characters #pansexual #one of the top tags for Nandor is 'Nandor the Bitchless' which seems to fit with the posts I've seen involving him

[bottombaron]

idk what's worse coming into a fandom that's already 4 seasons long: the fact that everyone is already bitter and jaded and that pessimism and negativity has seeped into the environment

or that your top/bottom headcanons have become passé

#wwdits #nandermo #(hint: it's the second one) #like fuck yalls negativity just leave me and my service top!nandor headcanons alone 😔 #loOK #is nandor a bottom? yES but Guillermo likes dick more than him ok #and honestly he deserves it let the boy get smashed under a dick big enough to crush a mouse #SEE I SOLVED IT #I have decided that Guillermo and I are the same and my god do we need big man hairy chest long haired vampire DICK it makes us look stupid #hi hello im new here just recently finished binging the show for the first time and I have THOUGHTS and OPINIONS

[notoriousmasc]

masc bottoms need to unionize.

i have good news

#left to right top to bottom #vander arcane #jayce talis #ragh barkrock #nandor the relentless #roadhog #mako rutledge #nekomaru nidai #dick gumshoe #helmut fullbear #katsuya serizawa #art #asks #anonymous

[sesamenom]

here's some eriador nandor as nomads in the dunland area

(somewhat inspired by cave creature thingol)

i feel like they would favor varda as Lord of Arda over manwe, since without the treelight, their only light source would be the light of her stars + her creations are basically the only ones they're guaranteed to see every day/night.

some groups of the eriador nandor (namely lenwe's group) created glowy starlight tattoos (like a wearable version of feanor's artificial gems) as a dedication to varda (and a convenient light source). and since it's mostly dark except for the starlight, they have purple/sable face paint for war/hunting to enhance the glowy starlight effect. they mostly stop doing this after the rising, though, since the sun/moonlight makes the contrast less effective than regular green/brown camo, and it becomes more of a traditional than practical thing. (maeglin got his color scheme from the sable paint)

eol is one of the former-nomadic-nandor laegrim who migrated sometime in the first age and ended up in nan elmoth (his starlight tattoos eventually faded bc he spent too much time either indoors or in a very dark magic forest and also he was evil so varda stopped recharging him or something)

the rising of the moon and sun + morgoth + men + migration of laegrim leads to an erosion of nandorin nomadic culture (since its a lot harder to wander around mostly-peacefully stargazing when the continent is suddenly full of orcs and men) and by the third age there are like three nandorin nomads left around the southern coastal region

the oldest nandor (born between cuivienen and the rising) are more cave-creature-y, with semi-translucent skin, really big dark blue eyes (like the waters of cuvienen at night), and extra good night vision but worse normal light and color vision. the ones born after the rising have normal skin and eyes, though most of them still have the white/silver teleri hair.

#silm #silmarillion #nandor #headcanons #i still dont know how to spell cuivienen? cuiveinen? whatever it is #i imagine legolas of gondolin as one of the old laiquendi born under only the stars bc of his whole cat eyes thing #since the old nandor have worse color vision (bc they get night vision instead) i wonder if their clothes focus more on greytones? #like alternating light and dark layers #with the darkest purple/blue thing on top to make them less visible at night #but they take it off/put on a light layer when they're safe so others can see them easily #i think the brown haired lady will be my design for legolas' mother for now #i was debating making him related somehow to lenwe but i feel like thats too much of 'everyone is related'? #also the more Just Some Guy he is the better #so his mom is half nomadic nandor (grandmas side) and half rhovanion nandor/silvan (grandpas side)

[cobbbvanth]

some people are frustrated that it seems like nandor immediately put guillermo back into the familiar position after his un-turning ceremony, but i don't think he did at all? i saw nandor asking guillermo to clear away derek's body as less of an 'ah yes familiar please clean up my mess since that's your job' and more of an 'i know this is difficult for you and i see that you need time with it. i'm going to gently give you until sunrise to grieve but i can't let you dwell on it too long. you made the right decision'

#if this all comes back to bite me in the ass next season (which it may well do given the record) i'll put on my clown make up #but i think this was something big #on top of all the other *vaguely gestures to everything about nandermo this season* #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #text #**