#tucker your not helping

[fandombrainrots]

I didn’t post this on the wrong account you did-

Chapter 2: investigations and superstitions

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Inside the Watchtower, the League was fighting over who should go to Amity. Flash was the first one to speak up, slamming a fist on the table for everyone’s attention. “We need supers there! It would be safer considering we could properly fight without much risk!” Hal huffed out on the other side of the room, glaring at Barry.

“Are you kidding? The town has reports of possession! What’s gonna happen if a super gets possessed?” Everyone hushed at the thought of being possessed, the situation slowly sinking in.

“I will go.” Batman spoke up from the head of the table, all eyes turning to him.

“I can take some of the Robins with me, and disguise it as a charity event. I’m the most reasonable to go since I would have an alibi.”

The table went silent at the statement. Batman watched as the idea slowly set into everyone’s heads. “That might actually work. Afterall, he has kids who would be able to get close to Danny, and as they do that, Bats here would be able to get close with the locals and find out if it's truly just a kids trend.”

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“Yooo Danny, did you see that your video went viral?” Tucker casually dropped over the comms as Danny was patrolling around Amity.

“I’m sorry, it went what?” Danny halted in the hair for a minute before dipping down into the park. “Ya dude! The Zone has been trending for a while now, and someone found yours. Everyone has left comments saying that you’re the ‘chosen one’ cause so far you have the only clear footage inside.” Sam started to laugh over the comms as Danny let out a groan. “Dude! You accidentally made a parody of your parents!” This time Danny wasn’t able to react fast enough to the comment, slamming into a wall as a result.

“You’ve got to be kidding me. I did not.” He quickly sat down on a roof, pulling out his own phone before pulling up the video he posted only a week ago. He made it because tears in between the two realms were becoming more common, and as Phantom, he had already had to help a few people escape. It wasn’t meant to go viral, just help. Although getting attacked by Shulker at the end and leaving it in probably wasn’t the best idea. Danny also knew that his parents were still decently active on their channel, and while he could see their videos, Tucker had worked it out so that they could never see his. While he hadn’t watched their videos, Sam and Tucker did, explaining why they found the connection.

Do you think people will realize we are related?” Danny asked as he looked over the town. He fiddled with his phone as he did. It had now been two years now since the accident, and most of the rogues respected him enough now to leave him alone during the school day. He had finally gotten his grades back up to a decent level, though they still bothered him at night. “I doubt that they won’t. Your parents’ videos are already pretty popular since, even though they are wrong, they were the only videos explaining what the zone even was.” Tucker explained over the comms as Danny snapped out of his thoughts. “What if you did more though?” Sam cut into the conversation. “Did more of what?” Danny asked her, deciding that he could head home now.

“Make more parodies of your parents' old videos! You can correct their theories while also drawing attention. And by not outright saying your relation to them, you can become this online cryptid of the Zone.” Sam explained, clicking being heard on her side of the line as she started typing something.

“You're telling us that Danny should make a youtube channel about the Zone? Isn’t the whole reason we haven’t posted about it before is to keep it safe?” Tucker asked Sam, confusion lacing his voice. “Well why not! We obviously don’t give away the major bits and pieces, like the fact that ancients are real, and maybe nothing about phantom for safety, but we can explain how it's dangerous, and why people shouldn’t actively try to find the zone. Sure Danny’s first video might confuse them, since he willingly went inside, but if we take it down and start anew, we could make safety psa’s on what to do if it does happen!” Sam exclaimed with an excited voice, Danny’s gears grinding in his mind at the implications. “I think that’s a good idea… Tucker, how fast do you think you can take the old video down?” Danny phased through his wall, landing in his room before transforming back and rushing to his computer.

“I can get in down in ten minutes, do we want a proper channel name this time?” Tucker replied, clicking now resounding from his end. “Oh, oh! Call it ‘Into The Zone!’ It can add to the cryptid vibes that you're gonna try to give off.”Danny grinned as he opened YouTube,“Do it!” He called out over the call, watching as the video he posted only a week ago disappeared, the fifty thousand views it had gathered disappearing down the drain with it as well.

“We need to script the next video, and find a video of your parents’ that we can take from and fix.” Sam said, pulling up his parents' old channel as she went through their videos to find one they could steal. “We should probably make the psa video first, a channel intro of sorts that explains the danger of the zone before they watch anything else.” The trio set to work writing a quick script, planning out the new channel late into the night.

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“Battsssss! We’ve got a problem!” Flash called out, the youtube video he had been reviewing now gone from his screen.

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@dannyphantomphan @letsbegoblingods @thexfile4o4 @d-j-t-15 @queen-of-the-grapefruits @wildbacon @itshype @arend000-blog @elvesandlanterns @mimilikey @may-rbi @miraculousandmore @luffyrose @aroanorth-west @lunaria618 @blackrabbitt3t @mnemovoid @ultimatebluff @kgne-k @stargirl1331 @arc-777 @ghoststoneguard @dolfay @midnightenigma @trainer-sean @evana-47 @d4ydr34min9 @kyrianclawraith @thegatorsgoose @britcision @jesimilu @tealty @eonic @newgraywolf @fisticuffsatapplebees

I hope I didn’t miss anyone!

#dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #batman #dcmultiverse #Danny your giving the bat an aneurysm #tucker your not helping

[little-pondhead]

I forgot about this.

The whole reasoning behind the Supervillain Danny AU sketches was that his villain persona was the complete opposite of his normal, sane self and hero persona. Danny plays into the Fenton name really hard, and ramps up the “mad scientist” bit, taking inspiration from both his normal civilian life and his parents, thus using just his last name as a villain.

And then I wanted to add what Sam and Tucker might look like if they joined in on his shenanigans. To keep with the “opposite of their normal life” bit, let’s throw in some ghostly artifacts that help the two keep up with Fenton’s madness.

Sam would get an angel’s halo that helps her form ghostly wings, and she’d play into the good-two shoes angelic look, and then she opens her mouth and verbally assaults you. She pins her bangs back and wears clothes that better fit a celestial aesthetic and uses all the etiquette training her parents taught her. Manson looks like some sort of regal angel and people expect her to be the nicest out of all of them. She’s not. Manson is the sneakiest and most bloodthirsty one, and heroes regularly wonder if she has actually committed murder or not.

Tucker takes inspiration from his time as a pharaoh. He has a metal postiche that enhances his physical ability. (Maybe it gives him dreadlocks too, but I like to think Tucker is just wearing a whole ass wig.) He wears a strange mix of street wear and his pharaoh outfit, and throws his tech-obsessed self out the window. Fenton is the nerdy one here, so now Foley is the muscle. Foley plays up meathead American bully stereotype hard. He delights in throwing hands, and hunts down supers just for the sake of a fun spar. (For him not for the supers.) Foley’s favorite people to fight so far is Killer Croc and Superman. Heroes are concerned about what would happen if Foley fought for real, but then they saw what he did to the Joker “as a joke” and decided not to ask any more questions.

Basically, the trio looked at their civilian lives and picked out what they considered “villainous traits” from the people around them that they then played into as villains themselves. If that makes sense. Sam hates how her parents want a perfect child, so she makes herself look like one. She speaks in backhanded comments and has a snooty attitude, which she learned from other rich people. Tucker is constantly confronted by bullies everyday, and all the rogues that come to Amity are always fighting, so that’s what he decides to mimic. Yeah, he now gets to be the big and strong protector of the group, but all his experience with fighting have been bad ones, and that reflects in his style. And finally, Danny. Why does he take after his parents and play into the family name? Because the Fentons are one of the biggest obstacles and source of anxiety in his life. Danny associates mad scientists to pain and other bad things, so even if all he’s being helpful in a really annoying way as a villain, his parents and the threat of the GIW still influence how he presents himself. Because to Danny, those two things are far more scary than a kid with a pirate ship or a man wearing a bat fursuit.

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #supervillain danny au #mad scientist danny #god does any of this make sense??? #it’s literally just a sketch #and now I’m coming up with intricate backstory on why they look like that as villains #it just makes the most sense to me #phantom is the ghost hero #Danny is the halfa civilian #Fenton is the human villain #Manson and Foley get powers because Sam and Tucker don’t #i know someone is writing a bit for this but I couldn’t help myself #dear author of that fic #i forget what it’s called #please don’t see this and feel pressured to add my stupid headcanon into your fic #it’s kind of an au of an au I guess #idk I’m gonna go eat breakfast #dpxdc

[fucksurass]

Written and illustrated by: Clyde Donovan

The end. Did YOU end up with bitches?

#south park #southpark #send help #Help Clyde Donovan #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #sp clyde #clyde cry #clyde donovan #tolkien black #sp tolkien #tolkien south park #craig south park #tweek x craig #craig tucker #sp craig #emo stan #south park stan #stan marsh #sp stan #bebe stevens #bebe #lesbian #bitches #sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler #south park fandom #sp tyde #Tyde???

[sinorim-pisani]

Ok but like!!

Danny Fenton's Obsession \!(*0*)!/

I know a lot of us in the fandom like to describe Danny's Obsession as having to do with protection, or having to do with space. I love it! It's a good choice for the building blocks that the show gives us!

But.

(This is a long "but" folks, strap in)

(It also may be half incoherent, my thoughts were just thrown all over this post)

I had a little idea biting at me, for a possible fic that I may or may not be attempting to write, about an Obsession for Danny.

In this metaphorical fic, the trio (sam, danny, tucker) are all in the portal accident together, and their Obsessions are formed based on their strongest thoughts at the moment of their half-death. Sam's is fleshed out, I've moved the Protection Obsession to Tucker, and Danny's has been puzzling me.

I'm thinking of basing his Obsession in the idea of Success. It might not make too much sense, but hear me out:

I'm planning on having Danny's strongest memories and thoughts be about how badly he had wanted to see his friends' dreams come to life, and how badly he had wanted to see his parents (initially) succeed in their research. Of course, this would be very brief and emotionally driven, but these are the under lying thoughts I want to be working with.

Danny and Sam and Tucker all experience the accident, and Danny dies thinking something like "They'll never get to chase their dreams again" (this is a work in progress T.T) Boom, an obsession with seeing others chase/succeed with their dreams.

Could there be any component of this that applies to Danny himself? Is it too much to add in a note about how Danny is also thinking about how he won't ever get to make his family proud again? Then shove that into the Obsession and make it so that he's obsessed with seeing himself succeed alongside others?

The angst side of this would be that he doesn't have much to succeed at outside of the ghost fights, because no matter how hard he tries he can't seem to balance school life and ghost life, and he's this close to flunking out, being expelled, disappointing his parents and Jazz - He's only succeeding by winning the fights. Perhaps also by something silly like playing and winning in Doomed? It becomes super difficult for him to manage achievement for himself, and fighting to protect the achievements of everyone else. Maybe he starts to seek the fights out more? Which would be Super Dangerous for him, and everyone?

Or would it be better to have it only apply to others, so that there is even more of a self-destructive flavor to his character development? Like a "Why are you wringing yourself out like this, fighting and failing in school and continuing to live in a home that harms you?" "Because this is the only way I can think of to help my parents (ANGST ALERT) and my friends and all of the people that live here succeed in life" kind of flavor.

And then when the ghost fights come along - fighting the ghosts would technically be "satisfying the Obsession", because he now has the chance to physically protect the dreams of the people of Amity Park, and he consistently chooses to fight and to burn out, because he loves his friends and his family and he loves this community and he just wants them to have the dreams he can't have anymore.

IDK I just like the idea of Danny having an obsession that's different from protection and space at first, and this is what my brain came up with!

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanfiction #in my danny phantom era #danny phantom lore #IVE NEVER WRITTEN A FIC BEFORE PLEASE HELP #I just want to also participate in the cool fandom media T.T #I would love to know your thoughts on this!! #I don't even have a name #just three pages of a rough draft and really shitty outline #We'll see if anything comes of it #danny phantom word blast #infinite realms #ghost zone #ghost zone lore #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #the everlasting trio will definitely be halfas together mark my words

[ecto-stone]

seeing that Beta Jazz dream is to become a surgeon intead of Therapist. Yeah, honesty that fit way more. since doctor still got training to reconize mental illness in patient. Also the Phantom gang are missing someone at the healing role. Like listen listen. Imagine in never reveal to parent AU. Jazz instead of becoming a ghost hunter too to help. She become a doctor instead to help treat Danny battle wound.

making the team fully rounded.

#it never make sense to me why butch keep pushing for her to be in the tech support ghost hunter role when tucker is right there #however Jazz chosing the way of the doctor to help her brother and other people is extremely on brand #She get both doctor skill and is an expert therapist it is a total win #Jazz can still 100% kick your ass doe

[its-rat-time-babey]

Danny, Tucker and Sam all blame themselves for the Portal disaster.

Sam blames herself because she was the person that suggested it in the first place and encouraged Danny to enter the inactive portal for a picture. She’s the one that put the idea into Danny’s head to show them the portal, then open it, then go inside. She blames herself because she was the one who instigated it. If she wasn’t there, nothing would’ve happened.

Tucker blames himself because he not only opened the portal doors so they could all see inside, but also encouraged Danny to go in once the idea was proposed and never thought to stop him or raise any complaints, despite having a somewhat good idea of what the portal was capable of. (Even if he didn’t believe in the whole “going to another dimension” thing, Tucker has a love of machines and technology and there’s no way that his best friend’s parents building an interdimensional portal wouldn’t instantly be one of the most interesting things in the world to him, so I headcanon that he actually saw the portal as it was in the various stages of being built and knows a couple things about the portal’s construction.) He blames himself because he could have stopped it at any time, but the thought of doing so never crossed his mind until it was too late.

Danny blames himself because he went in. He was fully aware of how dangerous the portal was because his parents built the thing and would repeatedly warn him not to go near it, but he did anyways. He wasn’t even under that much pressure from Sam and Tucker. He just always wanted to see the inside and all it took was Sam and Tucker enabling him for a few seconds for him to make up his mind and enter. He blames himself because he views the portal accident as his personal mistake. The result of a lack of self control, ignorance of what his parents had spent months telling him and general teenage stupidity.

#danny phantom #headcanons #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #fenton portal #they’re all traumatized from the portal accident #you can’t watch your best friend be torn apart down to the atom as he screams in absolute pain and not be traumatized #Danny coming back as something inherently wrong and inhuman didn’t exactly help either

[alexanderpearce]

of course you wrote a paper on the phallic ideals of the thick of it (2005-2012) that mentions lucius sergius catilina and calls malcolm tucker a giant walking penis and a book on literary twinship with a segment on dead ringers (1988) and mentions of gilbert adair’s the holy innocents and papers on the talented mr ripley

#wieland never EVER look up your own name on tumblr dot com #hes just like me fr. #shut up ulrike #wieland schwanebeck #help weve reached mid level academics posting. and all because of malcolm tucker

[anteroom-of-death]

Uhhhhh someone who makes edits make an edit of Malcolm Tucker with the original/demo version of Diet Mountain Dew......please

#personal #lol #uhhh #the thick of it #malcolm tucker #peter capaldi #help #you know the version #lmao #down bad for the thin white devil of downing street #hurt me and tell me your mine #idk why but i like it #scary my god youre divine #give me that give me that dope and diamonds

[scottxpie]

I just found this in the deep depths of my camera roll

Help me.

#south park #craig tucker #tweek tweak #brimmy #BRIMAIG?? #send help #can i put my bawls in your jawls.

[bro-in-training]

Having to watch Fox news cause my mom does

#fox news #please help #parents #femisim #lgbt #antifeminism #anti trans stuff #christ #literally like #stfu tucker #tucker carlson #yuck #just the other day was on the women are differnet on a atomic level than men #woman are fundamentally weaker than men #like youre one step into trad wife women belong no where but the kitchen #please stop #good god #trying to talk to her is impossible #she just turns anything into pro her argument

[killthefuhkinglights]

band with bewitching eyes,,,,

#three blue one grey and one hazel #anthony i cant stand it when you stare at me with your fanfiction blue eyes #pools of water even #eerie striking orbs that’s stare into my soul #all of their eyes are so stunning #they’re spelling me #help #ls dunes #frank iero #tucker rule #anthony green #tim payne #travis stever

[little-pondhead]

Oh, look at that! Time for red!

Blue Green

these are free for personal use as long as no profit is being made :)

#danny phantom #tucker foley #sam manson #danny fenton #doodles from a pond #danny you got a little something going on there #good thing your best friends are here to help! #actually sorry I realized it’s kinda hard to tell what’s happening with Danny #he got vivisected #staples are holding him together #and he’s trying to unwrap gauze while the other two help #✨trauma✨

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#mick tucker #sweet #the sweet #sweet band #all that glitters #documentary #'we owe it all to the kids who bought the records #because #no one else has helped us' #is what he's saying here #cute cute cute mick #and brian i see your shirt over there hello i love you

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

I just had a dream where

My best friend

Somehow went to the hospital and had a baby

Like

They weren’t pregnant beforehand or anything

They had no partner

Something something a mistake in the clinic and anyway guess who’s a parent?

I feel sad. They were having this whole experience without me. But also when I went to see them and their kid all I could do was squeal and hug them and kiss them because !!! You’re a parent!

And I was so proud ^_^

Just a little sad for me

#star speaks #my heart feels all like #full with pride #but also sad because I missed out on some of it #I just have this particular image of running up to them lying down on the sofa #and giving them a big hug and kisses #because she’s beautiful #and so sassy! #I went to try to play with her before catching up with my friend #oddly enough my mum was watching her while friend was tuckered out #and I did like this pretend pout like baby!! I was supposed to be playing with you and giving you some love #and this little girl #(of course it was a girl) stares right at me all innocent #looking like baby!Annabeth #and goes ‘but I didn’t want loving I wanted crisps’ (holds up crisp packet she got from my sister) #and I can’t help but cackled #and that’s when I run down to my best friend and give them a huge hug #and I sit and I tell them and #their face breaks out into their big Cheshire Cat grin #as I squeal ‘OH THAT IS SO YOUR DAUGHTER’ #and we hug

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[oatmealaddiction]

Okay but the weirdest thing about the whole "Brotherhood is better you should skip 03" discourse that's become commonplace now, it sort of forgets the world Brotherhood came out in and why you should watch the original Fullmetal Alchemist. When Brotherhood came out, the original Fullmetal Alchemist was one of the most beloved and most watched animes of all time. Brotherhood assumes you the audience have already seen it because of course you have, everyone has seen it, so it skips important information and speeds the story up because it doesn't want to bore you with things you already know. Have you ever wondered "hey why does the first episode of Brotherhood kind of suck, and why am I being introduced to like 50 new characters, and why are they acting like I know what the hell an alchemist is?" It's because Brotherhood thinks you've seen 03.

The first 7 or so episodes of Brotherhood constitute dozens of chapters in the manga, and the first 25 or so episodes of the original Fullmetal Alchemist. The Nina Tucker episode in Brotherhood, in FMA 03 takes up nearly three episodes. Yoki gets a backstory in 03 and it's genuinely one of the best episodes and taken directly from the manga and Brotherhood glosses over it because: duh, you've already seen it. And so if you skip the original you miss out on dozens of really great character building episodes like Ed and Al meeting Hughes for the first time and getting to spend a whole episode helping him free a train from terrorists, or Ed and Roy having a duel that expands on the relationship they have, or episodes where the brothers just help out random people in towns before the major story gets going.

The original also paces itself quite a bit better than Brotherhood and is more in line with the mangas storytelling. In the manga we don't find out about The Gate until nearly two dozen chapters in, and the same goes for the original anime. Like, that's a twist reveal in those stories, and it's weird that the most watched series is the one where they tell you all about The Gate in the first two episodes because they assume you've already seen the original show.

What's more, people don't know that Hiromu Arakawa helped write for the anime while she was still in the middle of writing the manga, and as a result was inspired to write scenes in Brotherhood that the anime did first. That scene of Edward getting impaled by a falling beam? Directly inspired by a similar scene in the original anime. There's a lot of little instances of that and they're great when you can recognize parallels and things in Brotherhood that are direct references to the original anime, but people don't notice any of that anymore. Because the original anime is just an automatic skip these days, and it's a bummer because people don't realize what a giant it was back before Brotherhood was released. They treat it as *bad,* not realizing it was one of the most beloved anime of its time and the problems people take issue with have a lot more to do with personal taste than any kind of actual flaw in the writing. Brotherhood was never meant to dethrone it, and the original anime was always supposed to be part of the viewing experience which is why those first few episodes of Brotherhood are so fast paced. So like, please stop telling people Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 is a skip, or it's bad, or you don't need it because Brotherhood is better. Regardless if you think Brotherhood is better or not, the original wrote Brotherhood's check. It was huge, it was beloved, and Brotherhood is *banking* on the knowledge you've seen all of it and loved it. And trust me when I say there is so much to love about the original series. It's still my favorite branch of the FMA franchise, and it's worth your time, I promise you.

#Fma 03 #FMA #fullmetal alchemist #Fma:b #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fma brotherhood #Legitimately though the original is so fucking good #The music alone makes it worth the watch #Also the art direction is better fight me #mild spoilers