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roserecaps · 6 years

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Week Three: Tia Later/Sloppy Bowl

“I think everyone is getting along except one” *Pans to Jordan staring at a cabinet eating avocado toast* ... Well who is it?!

Group Date:

I always feel like the guys are way to excited for group dates. Those two words should never be together and it usually comes down to them measuring dicks either way.

Becca brings all her girls out on the group date, including Tia, then invites Colton. This bitch just wants to dangle Colton in front of Tia like Aaron Fucking Samuels.

The guys meet B at the spa, when she reveals that they wont be getting pampered they will be doing the pampering. Jordan looks like someone broke his hair straightener right in front of him.

Becca introduces the guys, gets to Colton and forgets Jason is even on the damn planet. Jason, you can shave your back now... bye Jason.

Becca and Tia are fighting to see who can show more cleavage and Tia’s nipple is inches away. We do have to address that Colton is the one socks and sandals guy... there’s your trophy ladies.

Jean Blanc: “We played as gentlemen and let’s all sit and talk with her.” *Becca walks in* Jean Blanc: “Hey girl, wanna come over here for a sec.”

JEAN BLANC PLAYED YOU FUCKS!

As B gets pulled aside from each of the guys, Jordan runs some quick numbers for us; 100% Bumble matches (4,000-4,000) - Those are all-star numbers bro! I would pay money to see his opening line. “Don’t be intimidated by my profile picture.”

Jordan: “I know it’s hard that I am a model, I am not looking for someone pretty. Someone with a bright smile.”

David: some dumb comment that wasn’t funny Triggered Jordan: “I’m a Wilhelmina Model (had to Google it), don’t be jealous of my three year deal with them. I am professionalism. I am attached to my face. My image is me.” As the Wilhelmina talent scouts begins to search their system to see if Jordan really has a contract...

Colton looks like he is in the clear, he gets the rose. Jason definitely regrets coaching him through all of that.

One-On-One (Chris):

Chris and Becca may have traded jeans in the limo... The two pull up to Capitol Records. Guess who is waiting for them?! Richard Marx...... Yep no clue either. Didn’t look like Chris had any idea, cause he introduced himself like when the girl you’re on a date with runs into a guy she knows outside the restaurant.

Richard tells Chris that he needs to write a love song for Becca...

Chris: “This is tough for me, it all goes back to my upbringing and my relationship with my dad.” - Or maybe because you are writing a love song for someone you’ve met twice.

If I stop talking about this date it is part because Trump and Kim interrupted it, but it’s also boring so I’m probably on Instagram.

Quick update: Jordan still has his nails painted.

Jordan: “I talk to God everyday, and God knows, you cross Jordan... You 86 them!” I believe that was Genesis 8:34.

P.S. - Really not kidding I am done talking about this Chris date... I’m over it.

Did the Bachelorette just become an episode of 48 Hours?! David left in a pool of blood and probably hairspray (looking at you Jordan). “He fell out of bed”.

Group Date 2:

The guys get to play some football!

Becca: “Clay this is right up your alley” Clay: “Gee golly. Thank you for allowing me to come on this date” (Least manly voice possible)

But he is fucking people up as the G.I. Janes of the LFL (Legends Football League duh) scream in their face.

What bet did Keyshawn Johnson lose to have to commentate this stupid date. He must have missed that note in his ESPN contract.

Who the hell gave these nerds hockey masks!?

Lincoln: “The one thing we have that the white team doesn’t is heart” - The one thing that the white team doesn’t have is Lincoln and they are very happy about it.

Clay down a touchdown with 1 min left

Until he becomes a bitch breaks his wrist.

Becca is sending more people to the hospital than the Ebola outbreak.

Evening rolls in and Garrett “teaches Becca how to tackle” essentially just politely asks her to grab his butt.

Clay makes a grand entrance with his sympathy sling. “I told the doctors to wait for tomorrow, because I have a date.” In reality the ambulance dropped him off at a CVS and he bought a sling and some wrap. He gets the rose.

BUT WAIT - Clay has a decision to make. Fight for the girl he tolerates or continue to play on an NFL practice squad. We have a real Sofie’s choice! He decides to break Becca’s heart/make her sending him home in two episodes easier and bows out. We will see him on a future season of Bach In Paradise.

We do not get a rose ceremony, we will have to wait until David’s busted face gets back from the ER. He will high-five Clay on his way out.

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everythingwithange · 5 years

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N E W E P I S O D E O U T Ep. 56 - Jane the Virgin - Chapter 94 Recap - Jane and Refeal are back together, it only happens in a telenovela right? Rafael pushes Jane to get Married after Mateo express how he feels that they always "break up". Alba and Xo get into each others faces with the La Loteria. Teen Mom OG - "Walking on Eggshell, The Wind Picked Up and Blessings Not Baggage" - I am such a huge fan of Teen Mom OG especially this cast and I have been following there story since day 1 and guess who I still dislike? and I'm so glad that Amber is back! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #janethevirgin #janethevirginseason5 #chapter94 #janethevirginchapter94 #teenmomog #teenmom #mtv #podcasting #podcast #tvrecaps (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzNsnd1hVGI/?igshid=15l1uzilh1dp0

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abbydraper · 6 years

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Who Taught These People Punctuation? The Bachelorette Bio Breakdown.

I know I said i was done with “The Bachelor” franchise but ABC announced the new suitors for the upcoming season and as I scrolled through their bios, I just cannot help myself.

In total transparency, I only watched the last couple of episodes of Arie’s season because his laugh is worse than Prince Farming’s and anyone with a nickname like, “Kissing Bandit” at the age of 86 is just weird. That being said, I don’t know much about Becca, but I would like to extend my sincere apologies because these guys are doozies.

ALEX

You know that episode of Friends when Ross gets a spray tan and keeps doing it wrong, so he ends up super orange? I feel like that’s what happened when this guy got his teeth whitened. Also, his biography reads, “(he enjoys) taking trips to the beach with his boat.” What does that mean? He grabs his boat and they walk to the beach together? He just puts his boat on the back of his car and takes it to the beach to hang?

BLAKE

What the fuck is a modern romantic? Also, dropping that you “excel” at sports before sharing that your secret talent is swing dancing is basically just coming out of the closet.

CHASE

Speaking of closets, this guy definitely has a few dead bodies hidden in his.

CHRIS

Wants to retire in his 40′s. Lazy is such a turn on.

CHRISTIAN

Why are his sleeves rolled up? Is that a short-sleeved sweater? Is his head the right size? A lot of questions here.

CHRISTON

What in the actual hell is a professional dunker? Seems made up, kind of like the spelling of his name.

CLAY

Of all of the things a person can put in their bio to explain themselves, he thought it was important enough to include that he doesn’t curse. Fuck this guy.

COLTON

If someone used to play a sport, are they required to talk about it? Also how is he a “lifelong football player” if he’s not playing football anymore? That makes no sense. This guy is the Ben Higgins of this season. Calling it now.

CONOR

Whenever I wear a button down shirt, my boobs pop the buttons open; looks like the same thing happened to Conor. And what does it mean that he “had the opportunity to play for the Braves”? They offered it to him and he said no? Pursuing his dream to teach a spin class in Florida felt like a better idea? I can’t really talk shit about someone who talks incessantly about fitness but, I bet he talks incessantly about fitness. Annoying.

DARIUS

He lives in the Valley and refers to himself by the town he is from. No, thank you.

DAVID

“He loves guacamole but hates avocados” -- this guy definitely laughs at his own bad dad jokes.

GRANT

Grant looks like he had his picture taken after a week-long bender. He told an electricity joke in his bio because, wait for it... he’s an electrician. How clever.

GARRETT

Garrett looks like someone I’d want to be friends with, but then I read that he does Chris Farley impressions. So he’s the opposite.

JAKE

If his poems are anything like his bio, they’re terrible. Also, “loves a good dance”. As opposed to what, a bad dance?

JASON

Admittedly likes to sing (loudly I imagine) Disney songs. That’s a big, “No, thank you” from me. Also, is he tall enough to go on this ride?

JEAN BLANC

I wasn’t sure if that was a serious name but then I read that he has an “impressive” cologne collection. I bet he makes people smell him. Ew.

JOE

Joe is my favorite and I want him to be the next Bachelor. I am not a huge fan of the word “ripe”, but we all have our flaws.

JOHN

If you Google, “What are dudes in San Francisco like” John’s bio would be the top search result.

JORDAN

I bet this guy calls himself an Instagram model. And means it.

KAMIL

What the fuck is a social media participant? Would that make him and nine billion other strangers my colleagues?

LEO

Before I read his bio, I said out loud, “I bet he’s a stuntman or a yoga teacher” and now I’m worried I’ve been in LA too long.

LINCOLN

This guy says work brought him to Santa Monica so he probably bartends at The Bungalow. Also, serious question, why would someone from Nigeria name their kid after Abraham Lincoln?

MIKE

Mike loves state fairs? Like, does he travel to different states for their fairs? How many state fairs has Mike been to? Are fairs different in each state? He’s really going to lose it when they have a state fair to themselves and some unknown singer serenades them by the cotton candy booth.

NICK

There is nothing about this bio that doesn’t bother me. Nick looks like the member of a boy band that everyone hates because he says shit like, “weekend warrior”.

RICKEY

He looks like he’s wearing a lululemon women’s bomber. Regardless, is he an IT consultant or a business owner? Make up your mind, Rickey.

RYAN

He mentions the word “banjo” more in this bio than I have in my entire life. I’m not sure how I feel about the instruments he chose to learn. Banjo included.

TRENT

My new life goal is to be on the cover of trashy romance novels. Also, is Florida really a hub for male models?

WILLS

Adults who talk about their love for Harry Potter are about as fun as drowning.

Do I need to recap this season?

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thismademydaynl · 6 years

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enewsedition · 4 years

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‘Billions’ Recap, Season 5, Episode 7: Axe Capital on Drugs, a Scandal and a Firing 'Billions' Recap, Season 5, Episode 7: Axe Capital on Drugs, a Scandal and a Firing Source link

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fabulizemag · 4 years

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abaker20 · 6 years

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The season 2 finale of Stranger Things was a bitchin finale.

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nedstarkstalkingheads · 5 years

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S8E4 “The Last of the Starks” | Game of Thrones I mean it friends, my heart is broken! Love is a lie! Nothing matters anymore! Matt and Chris have an existential crisis recapping a truly heartbreaking episode of Game of Thrones.

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theowlsarenotwhattheyremembers · 7 years

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Episode 1: Dragonstone

Right guys I know you’ll have already watched this but look I only just started this blog and I can’t miss the first episode off also you will benefit from my insights regardless.

!!!! I have been in a state of extreme agitation all year and I can’t actually cope with the fact that it’s here. I am not emotionally prepared and do not know what I just saw.

Scene 1: Did everyone else not realise that was Arya and think we were in a flashback? I am so overwhelmed I am just right there in the moment I have no idea what’s about to happen. Then all those ratface (rats are intelligent moral creatures but you know what I mean) Freys start coughing up their own lower organs!! When did Arya learn about poisons? Was her training montage long enough to justify this?? I guess it was! And I know the Freys have deathsentence hospitality karma but baking your sons in a pie and feeding it to you and then dressing up in your corpse and poisoning your entire family - is that an eye for an eye according to whichever god is keeping score in this case? I guess possibly!

This recap blog is going to have an eye for History and Fable (matters which I know only very modest amounts about but there is google) and the sparknotes on Titus Andronicus on which the pie move is based indicates that it may lead to an ambivalent conclusion:

[After a succession of grisly heinous acts of reciprocal violence, Titus] tricks [Tamora, Queen of the Goths], captures her sons, kills them, and makes pie out of them. He feeds this pie to their mother in the final scene, after which he kills both Tamora and Lavinia, his own daughter. A rash of killings ensue; the only people left alive are Marcus [Titus’ brother], Lucius [Titus’ son], Young Lucius [his son], and Aaron [Tamora’s lover]. Lucius has the unrepentant Aaron buried alive, and Tamora's corpse thrown to the beasts. He becomes the new emperor of Rome.

This does not end well for the pie baker, though I suppose his kin are the ones who ultimately triumph. My male friends will often assume that I, a woman, feel empowered and liberated by the character of Arya, the traumatised magical child murderer. Not so, friends. My favourite liberated Game of Thrones #strongfemalecharacter is the lost unlamented Ros, sex worker from the north invented for TV for the purposes of the early sexposition-heavy plot who voyages down south with the Starks and whose illustrious sex spy career is wastefully cut short by Cunt Joffrey. Ros was working-class woman who fled the north before winter even came, whose talents were picked up by the farsighted Varys and who would have made an incredible Kings Landing player had it not been for the misogyny of Joffrey and the script writers and the twat fans who think the TV has to be like the crappy books which I have not read. Rest in Power Ros, this blog is dedicated to you.

Anyway I haven’t really recapped anything yet and this blog is already overlong so let’s get back to it.

Scene 2: The army of the north are coming!! This is too terrifying, it’s hot outside but I am wrapped in a blanket. There are multiple ice zombie giants as we all knew there would be. Let’s remember that like one living giant almost successfully broke through the gate at Castle Black during the wildling battle ages ago; multiple zombie giants are going to make fucking matchsticks of it no magic required, though they probably also have loads of that, those dragons need to get here pronto. Also why haven’t they iceblocked up the gate like Jon said they should ages ago??

Scene 2.5 (s2 was a vision I guess) Commander Dolorous Edd opens the gate to Meera and Bran, and asks if they are wildlings. Why does it matter? Wildlings can all come in anyway, that’s very much the policy now. Also if anything Bran saying “you were at Hardhome” etc only makes him seem more like a wildling, and a scary one? Anyway, no-one cares / everyone is too spooked to stay outside for long and so thank god poor Meera in particular can have a massive eat and a sleep by the fire. She and her magic and fighting skills have been wasted on being a less effective Hodor / wheelchair substitute, I eagerly anticipate her being given a chance to shine now our kids are back to what passes for civilisation.

Scene 3: Jon and Sansa are still holding court with the whole Northern gentry from last season. At least all those guys look warm in that nice hall toasting their feet on Winterfell’s famous underfloor heating! That awful bloke from the Vale *googles it* Yohn Royce makes an extremely unreasonable and tactics-free suggestion to demolish some of the last strongholds between them and the wall because of “justice” or whatever. Sansa points out that the castles themselves didn’t commit crimes (top-notch statecraft) but suggests they be given to loyal families to punish treason and reward loyalty. Jon makes a generous decision to let the young Karstarks and Umbers stay in their homes despite their twatty dads, making the good and frankly biblical point that the sons shouldn’t be punished for their fathers’ sins. Sansa is unhappy about this and she is probably a better king than Jon, or rather, I think they are both good kings but need to team up and respect each other, which she is really keen to do but unfortunately is also a woman so this makes things harder for everyone because they have to unlearn misogyny first.

Then she tells Littlefinger who barges in to their important conversation what would make her so happy was if he shut up and fucked off, and not to bother trying to get the last word, she’ll just assume it was clever. Which is a King’s Landing style burn! Please Jon, show that this queen is not wasted on the north. Also please Littlefinger, fuck off and die.

Scene 4: I collapsed a couple of bits into one there but I am aware that this is too long already because of my Titus Andronicus and Roslove detour, for which I am unrepentant, tune back in next post for more of the same. ANYWAY, here she is, best villain in GoT. She may be evil, but who wouldn’t be in her position? Cersei marches over a map of Westeros telling Jaime she is already 5 moves ahead of him and has an Armada on the way headed by a man who is desperate to impress her. Everyone thinks Jaime is going to kill her, but might she not kill Jaime? She absolutely has no further fucks to give whatsoever and just wants power and revenge and to die a fabulous drunk old evil empress with ten husbands each more devoted and militarily useful than the last. I hope she dies much sooner than that! I also think she will because she can’t be the one to win the game of thrones. Can she?? Could the alcoholic childless widow of the usurper king really win in the end? She could have more children if she could be bothered probably, if she was in a mood to consider dynastic matters. In this scene, she is not, and is just savouring the prospect of ruling the world asap and as bloodily as you like.

Scene 5: And here he fucking is! They really did cut down every tree on the Iron Islands! How did they throw this fleet together so quickly! It does not look like they cut corners! Those boats are fucking terrifying!

Is this even scene 5? Cersei and Jaime are immediately there, standing on the balcony, watching Euron’s terrifying Armada approach. Everything is happening extremely fast. This is not like the midseasons when everyone was walking painfully slowly around the Riverlands. Why do they have to get it all over as quickly as possible? Have they run out of money? I am no less overwhelmed than ever.

Scene 6: Thesp Goth Euron woos Cersei by saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world and promising to give her a priceless gift to get to her woman’s heart. This is very tacky but it kind of confirms her power as actual queen and is a highpoint so far since the nadir of the Walk of Shame. Do you think the wildfire explosion of all the King’s Landing gentry and the Sparrows was the highpoint? Maybe that was the violence highpoint, and this is the statecraft highpoint. Also Euron’s “gift” is going to be more violence, and he also offers up his “two good hands,” at which Jaime, on behalf of us all, recoils.

Cersei seems likely to graciously accept the first gift before declining the second. Has her Sparrows experience taught her not to unleash forces against her enemies which she then cannot control and which then turn on her? Probably not!

I hate that sleazy prat Euron and can’t believe that Fantasizr drafted him into my Game of Game of Thrones league. Any points I get for him are a badge of shame (I got 15 for this scene).

Scene 7: Sam stars in music video soup poop library montage! Sam during this is confirmed as the fat nerd with a goatee and slicked back hair avatar of the show’s condescending idea of what a GoT fan looks like, corroborating the theory that Sam is actually the narrator / the Perspective from which the story is seen. Sam nicks some useful books after Jim Broadbent tells him he believes but doesn’t care that the White Walkers and the Long Night are coming. There is science going on in the Citadel, medical science involving weighing organs. This science needs to be more applied. Incidentally everyone, Game of Thrones is not medieval, it is Early Modern:

What Martin actually gives us is a fantasy version of what the historian Alfred Crosby called the Post-Columbian exchange: the globalizing epoch of the 16th and 17th centuries. A world where merchants trade exotic drugs and spices between continents, where professional standing armies can number in the tens or hundreds of thousands, where scholars study the stars via telescopes, and proto-corporations like the Iron Bank of Braavos and the Spicers of Qarth control global trade. It’s also a world of slavery on a gigantic scale, and huge wars that disrupt daily life to an unprecedented degree.

[…] even the medieval aesthetics of the show owes a debt to the 16th and 17th centuries. As any scholar of the The Fairie Queene will tell you, Renaissance literature is replete with tales of chivalry, jousting, dragon-slaying, and magic. Writers from Spencer to Cervantes displayed and abiding fascination with these medieval tropes precisely because they were witnessing their demise. And our modern conception of the Middle Ages, which emerged out of the Victorians’ fascination with Neo-Gothic and Pre-Raphaelite aesthetics, was actually based upon these early modern retellings of medieval life.

So why, outside of dorky pedantry, does any of this matter? Because fantasy worlds are never just fantasy. They appeal to us because they refract our own histories and speak to contemporary interests. George R.R. Martin’s fantasy has grown to enormous popularity in part because of its modernity, not its “medieviality.”

Scene 8: Back at Winterfell, we get to see Tormund’s brilliant face he puts on when he looks at Brienne:

To me this is adorable rather than creepy because though Tormund is a sex pest, it feels like this comes from a place of respect and genuine adoration. Also Brienne could dispatch him devastatingly before he knew what was happening and he absolutely knows it.

Actually this scene is where Sansa delivers her burn to Littlefinger, but onwards!

Scene 9: The unforgivable casting and all-round existence of Ed Sheeran aside, this scene was bad because of the insufferably one-dimensional laid-on-thick Simple Honest Country Blokeness of the Lannister soldiers. Arya is obviously considering whether or not to kill them, do you think? But they are so Nice she reconsiders.

The fact that she is still more than capable of affection, forming relationships, caring about people and so on, as also witnessed by that actor mother figure she befriended last season, indicates that despite ongoing trauma (actor murdered horribly in front of her, like all her friends) she is not the cold psycho she sometimes pretends she is. She is not Cersei (yet anyway). This is the point of this scene. Also to confirm that she is working through her list and Cersei is next.

Scene 10: More redemption of traumatised killer characters! The Hound is riding with the Brotherhood Without Banners in a frozen bucolic twilight. What an adorable combo! Lines like “Why are you always in such a foul mood?” “Experience” and “There is no Divine Justice, you dumb cunt. If there was, you’d be dead” indicate that the BwB bring out the best in my bff @lasophus’ favourite character. They stop at the place where The Hound robbed those innocent country folk a few seasons back, as we were reminded of in the excitingly scored Previously sequence at the beginning. They have subsequently died of starvation-related causes as he and Arya predicted they would at the time. The Hound is now sorry and sees a vision in the flames of the Army of the Dead and buries the bodies of his victims and says some adorable words over them. The Hound’s redemption story is much more moving and interesting and spiritual than Jaime’s (a plotline I name “Choozy the Floozy” because of its Manichean orbit around his two love interests Evil Cersei and Good Brienne). But meanwhile the dramatic irony is killing us viewers at home! That poor little girl and her dad are going to rise as wights!!

Scene 11: Sam fails to impress by finding out in the stolen restricted classified high-importance books that he was sent to the Citadel to read something that Stannis already told everyone but they ignored because he was too boring to listen to (what a merciful death that was at the hands of Can She Do No Wrong Brienne): Dragonstone needs to become an opencast Dragonglass mine asap. Which is a pity as Dragonstone is such an arresting work in the ‘dragon-brutalist’ style popular at the time of Aegon the Conquerer (which we will be admiring in the next scene but one). Sam fires off a raven to Jon which I hope will not be intercepted by some library rules-stickler maesters.

Also it’s nice to see Gilly and Little Sam looking so well-dressed and -fed in this scene. Gilly, a sexual abuse survivor subaltern from a wintry hellhole with an evil father and who would otherwise have become an ice zombie by now, is far, far south, in a land where you can still get away with dressing lightly, inside a city which according to awoiaf “is surrounded by massive, thick, high stone walls.” Also their flat looks really nice.

Well done Gilly.

Scene 12: Jorah! Things have not gone well for you! Jorah is an obsessively lovelorn prisoner in a well-regulated, proto-humane leper colony. I guess actually that going to the seat of all worldly learning was a good move, but your terrible disease is going to need more than trolley gruel and a clean cell to be cured. Thankfully Our Sam is wearing gloves when Jorah does his unnecessarily dramatic Ghoul Grab.

Scene 13: Our queen is coming home and everyone has put on eyeliner for the occasion! The general drift of the season’s wardrobe has been towards a kind of moody, shoulderpads-and-eyemakeup, subdued-charcoal-tones vibe. Everyone is looking great. Especially Cersei actually when she was receiving (at safe distance) Euron, and now Daenerys is looking wonderful too, with fine dragony detailing on her the tips of her shoulderpads. Actually Sansa had this look too, “Goth Military Queen” is clearly going to be massive this season.

Daenerys has a moving moment with the Westerosi sand when she comes ashore. We have been waiting 6 seasons for this. Oh my god.

I hope all the dragonglass mining won’t damage these amazing rock formations too much!

This scene is mainly going to be recapped in screenshots.

A gorgeous example of Early Modern Dragon Brutalism.

Art throne

Fucking YES!

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