#two in one day fellas

[finniestoncrane]

Is That A Threat?

Cooper Howard x Fem!Reader, word count: 500 episode 4 really did something to me!! no spoilers for the show, just cooper and reader out in the wasteland together being filthy and flirty🤎 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: teasing, rope restraints, just some tension loaded flirting

"Boy, you just aren't afraid of me at all, are ya?"

Cooper flicked the brim of his hat with a gloved finger, his deep set eyes meeting yours, squinting slightly as the unbearable glint of the sun obstructed his vision. Despite the jovial undertone of his words you could tell that he was, even slightly, put out by this fact. Fear was one of his strongest tools. It gave him his power, and he wanted to be able to exert that over you, even just a little bit. So you shuffled your feet in a false display of naiviety, kicking up the dry dust.

"Should I be? I mean... are you going to shoot me, Mister Howard?"

"I was more thinking that maybe you should be afraid of my demeanor, or at least my looks, little lady. But you should always be afraid of me shooting you..."

He raised the shotgun, pointing the barrell at your chest, winking as he aimed, his finger far away from the trigger.

"...That is a permanent source of danger."

With an eyebrow raised, you took a delicate step forward, everything else about the wasteland blurring around you as your attention focused on the ghoul who stood before you, casting a still and steady shadow on the wall behind him. It only moved when he shifted back a step, keeping the distance between you both.

"Is that a threat, Coop?"

"You’re getting’ to be awful Informal, missy."

"I think we're past formalities, don't you?"

You raised your hands, ready to grip the lapels of the tattered, leather duster coat he wore, but Cooper was quicker than you. In what felt like the length of time it took you to blink, albeit a slow and sultry one, you could feel the ropes of his lasso around your wrists, tightening, sharp on your sensitive, sun damaged skin.

"We ain't past nothin' yet, darlin'... not till I know you can behave the way I expect you to. Now can you do that?"

Sinking to your knees before him, you rested your fingers against the buckle of his belt, leaning towards him, mouth slightly open. But your attention was pulled from the tenting at the front of his dusty, worn pants as his gloved finger settled under your chin, tilting your gaze up to meet his, deep set eyes surrounded by wrinkled, leathery skin, worn with the sun and his deceptive age.

Knowing what he expected, how he liked it, you pulled what little saliva you had left in your mouth, sucking it from your cheeks and letting it spill out in a pathetic drop over your lips.

"That's a good girl right there. Won't have to punish you at all if you keep that up."

"That a threat, Coop?"

His thumb tapped the barrell of the gun on his hip.

"It is indeed, darlin'. It is indeed."

#two in one day fellas #the batjokes one had been finished for a while lmao #but i've been playing fallout for the past two days so i was in the MOOD lmao #fallout #fallout amazon #x reader #finnie writes #cooper howard #the ghoul #fallout fic #cooper howard x reader #the ghoul x reader #cooper howard fanfiction #cooper howard x fem!reader #fallout tv series

[favoure]

"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"

#desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #mcyt #trafficblr #favourarts #ok to tag as ship #so i posted this to twitter first right #and the amount of people i have in my replies saying that they'll kill themselves is honestly Very funny #anyways im back :)) #i missed drawing these two GOD #okay life update in the tags for this piece is: something about finals season just makes you want to draw more #<- has been saying this for 4 days straight now #YAAAAAAYYYY i got another desert duo sketch cooking fellas and this one is a Bit more self indulgent if yk what i mean hehe #<- SEE U IN THE SIDEBLOG

[varilien]

man, it's a hot one like seven inches from the midday sun

(now available at my shop!)

#happy first day of fall ngl i'm really excited about the week of rain in my local forecast lmao #trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #this is one of those doodles i've been wanting to make of these two since 2018 and only recently realized i can Just Do That now fdjghdk #fellas is it gay to be privately Very nosy about the fact ur best friend has never ever taken his coat off in front of you

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I think fans want Jason to be a good person or be becoming one. To have a character that is well meaning and compassionate but decided murder is ok and to stand against main heroes who’s beliefs and actions go against the people he cares about and wants in his life. It’s confusing for people. People want their fav characters to be happy. But Jason can’t have his family’s support and follow his moral code. He’s cares about people and Gotham, and he’s an asshole who kills. It’s messy. It’s not black and white. I don’t even think Jason cares about being a good person or in the right anymore. I think he cares about what will save the most people instead.

Oh my goodness gracious I’ve been bamboozled

Batman’s definition of Good is not synonymous with absolute good/right no matter how much dc insists it is. Torture, battery/assault, surveillance, those are all condemnable actions too. I won’t get into the exhausting and frankly dumb debate of comic book morality wrt killing because I’ve already reblogged plenty of posts from other people who explained my thoughts on the matter far better than I ever have the patience to sit down and articulate. I also just think the notion that there’s something to be done about fictional characters who kill nazis and senseless murderers is stupid. Jason’s point is that the “main” heroes’ sanitized definition of right has its unaddressed holes and flaws which ultimately result in more preventable fatalities, and that he’ll work to correct those missing spots.

He doesn’t not care about doing what’s right. What he doesn’t care about (at least during his Winick characterization) is whether Batman thinks he’s right or wrong, because he sees the flaws in Batman’s methodology (and since he has a mind of his own). Batman’s methods alone cannot address Arkham’s revolving door and the rogues that come and go through those doors who have no intention (or capability from the doylist pov) of ever changing or undergoing redemption. Jason knows that he’s minimizing the number of preventable deaths by killing his targets, typically Characters Who Simply Do Fucked Up Shit Just Because, Why The Fuck Not?

Secondly, Jason is compassionate … to a fault. That was his fatal flaw. If he wasn’t so hell-bent on saving his potential birth mother he just met from that bomb despite everything she did to him prior, he could have protected himself instead, however slim his odds of survival were. What about his relationship with his other parents? He was a caregiver during his early childhood years for Catherine, until her death. Even mature adults who are financially stable find being a caregiver to a dying parent to be extremely burdensome on their bodies and minds, but he never complained about it or resented Catherine for being unable to care for him. Despite how none of his parents have really been what he needed them to be, he doesn’t blame them for their failings, and even continues to think highly of them (Bruce included).

And post-death? Enter Lost Days. Despite being dead set on plotting his revenge on Bruce, he constantly sidelines this in order to save other victims who are helpless like he once was. His own anger, trauma, and mission don’t remain his priority. (Sound familiar? Something something my own trauma above my son’s, mission above all else, etc.). Why would he waste precious time and risk his own life to do this if he wasn’t empathetic towards these victims or didn’t care about doing the right thing. He is simultaneously horribly traumatized and full of rage, and also incapable of ignoring what’s happening to victims around him (even as he claims that it’s indeed not his priority). And in that same vein, the entire premise of his rebirth outlaws run was that he doesn’t care if the public views him as a villain, an outlaw, so long as he can protect Gotham. And anyway where is this portrayal of him not caring about being in the right anymore. Almost every modern Jason story is about him grappling with where he stands with Bruce/Batman. During the early 2000s was probably the last time he did not care (hello, tentatodd??).

Jason has very evidently been portrayed as a kind and compassionate character. He is also simultaneously a calculated killer who doesn’t hesitate to kill when he deems necessary, and does so without remorse. It’s called being a Complex Character With An Edge™ that as you said, people so often claim to love. However when he fulfills that latter part, that seems to upset people because “killing bad”, and they then try to shave off and round out all his edges and claim he shouldn’t be that angry. In that case I guess you should just stick to liking traditional one-dimensional characters instead of claiming to like Jason but then encouraging his character assassination attempt by dc. Lol.

Lastly, who said anything about the batfam making Jason happy? Just because he’s written nowadays to want acceptance from Bruce (a shoddy attempt at forcing a non-existent nuclear batfamily), doesn’t mean that it’s a sound decision or that it does his character justice. I certainly don’t empathize with the idea that Jason needs the family’s approval or acceptance to be happy. (And anyway he has enough outlets for angst and pain aside from the batfam hello explore his other sources of trauma and do more deep dives into how he thinks when he’s alone). I don’t want them to magically make up and become one big happy family. This is not disney Lol. Besides, there are plenty of stories from dc that have that type of “wholesome” (hate that word utilization) characterization for Jason (Li’l Gotham, Tiny Titans, wfa, and even new stuff like the brave and the bold mini) and that is sufficient imo. Jason fans who are invested in the character deserve accurate, nuanced characterization and well-written stories, whether they be from his robin days (e.g., Batman: The Cult) or as red hood.

#fellas. ya know what else is wholesome? avenging your own death #you can have moments of ‘reconciliation’ or peace but still maintain a strained relationship which is far more realistic #‘he’s an asshole that kills’ and Bruce is an asshole who doesn’t kill. lol. #you can’t claim Jason’s conflicted and disturbed but go on to say Bruce is perfectly sane those two are mutually exclusive #also please realize that a character acting out of anger does not mean they lack compassion. #implying that he doesn’t care about doing the right thing is saying the same thing that person said; #that he doesn’t actually know what he’s doing. that he hasn’t thought through his moral stance. #‘Jason didn’t put any thought into anything he did in utrh he’s just a poor mentally ill lost soul who needs the batfam’s love to heal 💔’ #🤝 #‘jokers just a poor victim of society 😔 he just needs someone to understand him and maybe one day he’ll heal and realize he’s wrong’ #what they both have in common is that they’re misunderstood in opposite directions #the joker doesn’t have a point to prove. there’s no deeper meaning behind what he does. everything is a joke to him. #he isn’t unaware of right vs wrong lmfao #jason todd #dc #asks #my post #and I think you’re implying that he’s utilitarian based on that last part but I don’t think he is #user mintacle posted a few metas regarding that and again they explain it much better than I prob could #anyway it isn’t difficult to understand his character if you know why you like him and you actually read his stories #that post specifically was from someone who clearly said they did not read the comic so. technically they’re on their own wavelength #edit: grammar

[rasberrii]

2 Days Till Sonic Prime Season 3!!!!!

#TWO DAYS FELLAS #TWO DAYS MY COMRADES #BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS #IM SO #HYPED #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime s3 #im like #lying to myself abt the days to make it seem sooner #its SORT OF like one day

[tracle0]

Prophet WIP

Hundreds of years after the six gods' potential death, a single prophet is born. When his twin brother is possessed by a holy sickness, a race begins to preserve or destroy the last relics of dead divinity, and refuse or give forgiveness for errors of the past.

Starring!

Theodore Novak (Theo): the prophet. Desperately does not want to be a prophet. A nervous wreck most of the time, becomes a little strange when he grows comfortable around you. Has not seen his brother for almost a year, and eager to apologise for previous cruelties.

Cain Kavon: The brother, and vessel to the Blight. Controlled by his anger, and by having his mind changed around him. Schizophrenic, and suffered from his brother unknowingly encouraging a delusion to dangerous levels in the past. Prideful and headstrong and terrified thrilled to now belong to the Blight.

The Blight: The divine sickness. Sourced from human anger and frustration at the gods. Recently escaped the trap the final god put it in, weakened and needing something to reside in as it gains power again. Exploits others anger and frustration to get what it wants.

Raya Glick: The student. Provided a place for Theo to go to when he was asked to leave home, and uses him as an assistant to her history PhD on exactly what happened to the gods. From an orthodox temple background. Drives around the country in a van, investigating the gods current forms. Straightforward and non-nonsense.

Featuring the complexities of brotherhood, the thin line between “prophet” and “schizophrenic”, a divine and glorious anger and a desperate attempt to reach someone who may already be lost to you.

Tagged under #prophet wip. Comic sans PowerPoint.

#writerblr #writing #am writing #my writing #original story #wip intro #prophet story #hey fellas this is the last wip intro like this I'll be posting in a while isn't that exciting! #we have almost finished tidying up this blog!!! So you know the stories I have and what I work on hell yeah!!!!!!! #prophet WIP has my heart truly? It is the one I am working on at the time of writing this #I'd love to get it finished one day truly. These two lads man #it's? It's more low-fantasy than my other stories? soft magic system and a focus on people rather than plot yknow? #oh there's also Maybe a Hero in this story #like a character who I need to name still but. They're chosen by the gods to be the Hero of this story #maybe more on them later!

[crazy-as-a-jaybird]

next time my certain trustworthy extra comfy friend appears online, i'm telling her about my love for tickles

for now, i texted about my recent tickle nightdream with characters we both like

we don't talk every day but always have the greatest time doing so, so i'm not too worried tbh??

#still i haven't mentioned any details but i hope i'll remember them myself because FUCK #it was a summercamp au and the ler wanted the bed by the window and got grumpy the lee claimed it first #and he's just CONSTANTLY as annoying as possible in canon #so he started to wreck the shit out of his friend's whole body #and even worse their two silly fellas were their roommates so he kept pointing out to them what was happening #and the lee kept BURYING HIS FACE INTO THE BED UGH #more bonus points because he's the “malicious mean and scary” one? just a grumpy ass?? #i had not deliberately thought about him as a lee the day before but my brain knows what i need #tickle dream #tickle stuff

[newtsinboots]

#not sure how I feel about this fella but #he deserves love <3 #‘bittersweet reminders’ #art #traditional art #ink #illustration #creature #pal #nature #pond #Who’s got two thumbs becoming more riddled with rheumatoid arthritis by the day and a shaky grasp on mental health? #this gal #but I hope you’re having a good summer #or at least a sunny one #<3 #bpdartist

[smol-soop-spoon]

men literally make my life so miserable

#every man i ever meet seems on a mission to ruin my fucking day #i was screaming in my fucking car for 30 minutes i felt INSANE #no one could even blame me #try having THREE GROWN ASS MEN constantly mansplaining and interrupting your safety exercise #WE FINISHED AN HOUR LATE BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T SHUT THEIR FUCKING MOUTH #u want to waste your time mansplaining??? Be my fucking guest but don't waste MINE???? #everytime i start thinking about “maybe not all men..” they just prove me wrong #i want to punch them in the face so hard #fellas im this close #if i stop posting that means im in jail #camilla macaulay would support me #it's what she would've wanted <3 #i just know everyone in the greek class was constantly mansplaining to her #she was right to kill two men #she's living my best life for real #bacchanal. vicious murder. bag a big strong rich man. what an icon #i love her so much fr <3

[lanternlightss]

wohoho,,, doodled some oc’s. sillies

#was having a TimeTM #and these particular fellas are the comfort oc’s bdbjrkrk #they’re family your honor #there are more. to the verse but ran out of energy #also had thea on the mind lmao #anyways!! #hm hm #calla is the one with (proud) over her #thea is the one with (angry) over it #(<- thea uses she/it/pup and almost. really anything! but those are the kinda main) #tfw raised by animals #the one with bangs over his eyes is finch #and soleil is the one with horns+tail #the two little animals—the bird and the fox/wolf kinda one? #bird is corvus corvid hdjdkd #fox is snowy #snowy is an actual ancient god but the name has stuck around for so long that it just. it’s not changing. im so sorry snowy 😭 #you’ll get an actual name one day #but ye #lantern’s art corner #lantern’s oc pile #endless flames #thea #calla #finch #soleil #corvus corvid #snowy #wow i am not sure if i will ever use these tags again

[buttercupart]

[OC-tober prompts by spiral89art]

day 7 - enemies

you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

#oc stuff #my art #hooooohoho #ok so when undertale first released i made a magenta soul fallen human #twist (oc) #<- that fella. and so mags on the left here is twist's mage ancestor from before the monster/human war #mags literally just stands for MAGenta Soul btw. but anyways mags is one of the 8 heads of the soul council #(the soul council is the rest of the soul traits you see ingame. determination bravery justice kindness patience integrity perseverance etc) #magenta soul trait is endurance and its knowledge was lost to time yadda yadda #anyways first of all: imagine the human mage soul council like the coven heads from TOH. like right on brand #and second of all: reada on the right is the determination head and also the head honcho in general (or head poncho technically) #they're the poncho human from the UT opening sequence and they CANNOT STAND mags. those two are at eachothers THROATS day in and day out #the rest of the human mages never experience this. mags is a little darling to them. he just REALLY likes being combative to reada #which doesnt help bc reada gets real worked up over minor infractions and mags KNOWS and starts shit on purpose cause she thinks its funny #and maybe it is. but they make life harder for the rest of the mages by getting into it w/ their leader. its a whole thing #poncho human #magadhi (OC)

[leofrith]

the pedro stannies want to see din djarin with his helmet off because he's hot. i want to see din djarin with his helmet off because he's having a mental breakdown with his face covered in blood and tears and snot. we are not the same <3

#'ch 15 the believer is the best episode because we got to see din's face for an extended period of time' WRONG! #ch 15 the believer is the best episode because din is breaking one of the tenets of his creed (uncovering his face) #in order to fulfill one of the other tenets of his creed (protecting his foundling) #while having a quiet mental breakdown about it in front of a bunch of fascists and not being able to mask his facial expressions #because he's so used to having them hidden behind the helmet #ch 15 the believer....... absolutely KILLER episode and title that i will be thinking about until the day i die #ch 16 still should have been called 'the father' change my mind #'the rescue'.......... BORING ASS TITLE #fellas it's been two years..... #also 'the apostate' was absolutely *wasted* on that season premiere while we're at it. like come on. #ky posts text

[c0konk]

Lena: My gay rage grows stronger every day.

#ducktales #ducktales incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lena de spell #lena sabrewing #ducktales lena #lena ducktales #so i was at a sleepover two days ago right #so we banished one of our friends to the backyard #so she hopped the tall wooden fence and went around the front and knocked on the door #we opened the front door just as she hopped over the opposite fence #and to lure her out another one of our friends yelled down the street ‘[friend’s name] do you wanna have sex??!’ #not realizing there was literally a family right down the street #so we’re all crowded around the door and the dog comes up #he like pads over to us slowly before fucking SPRINTING OUT THE GODDAMN DOOR #and one of our friends tried to grab his ass but he’s a slippery fella #so he sprints towards the family and the friend who owned him had to yell that he doesn’t bite #BUT THAT’S NOT THE FUNNIEST PART #she then tries to run back inside to grab the dog’s leash anD SHE TRIPS AND FALLS ON THE LITTLE STEP THAT’S THE FRONT DOOR #SHE SLIDES FORWARD LIKE FIVE INCHES ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AND SITS THERE FOR A SOLID TEN SECONDS #anyway our friend who was hopping fences hadn’t heard us somehow??? and had knocked on the back door #she didn’t realize that the dog got out so she was confused as to why we were all crowded at the front door #we got him back because he jumps into any car soooo #best laugh i had in a while #sadly we didn’t get any videos but i mean…….. #i’ve got a bunch of vids and stuff in my insta highlights titled ‘THEM’ #of my friends and people i know irl #insta’s walla.shoom btw #anyway i got about a week left of summer vacation before my life becomes hell #but!!! it’s my last year of marching band and high school so that’s neat

[woahajimes]

i hate tumblr new format. alsooo whatd i miss

#listen my tumblr writing voice is disappearing since all i post are instagram CFs. #alas whats #errr i went to ecuador over the summer and holy i love cocktails #i got drunk for the first time and the next date went hungover to a diff date and then got into a relationship but i broke up with him like #two days ago #IB Y2 is effectively killing me and the last thing i needed was someoen that drained me #also i found an argentine show called rebelde way from the 2000 s #go di need to rant about it i feel so strongly like i just im so frustrated school is so much and i am bf-less (for the better) and #i turn 18 soon and i start college next sept and im gonna major in math and OH BUT i dont want to be alone i hate being alone oh oh oh #bu the show is so good but my deadlines are so heavy but the show but pablo and marizza #IB took over sm of my life like yeah i let it consume me but oh god oh oh oh #i hadnt had a legit interest or show i liked bc i know i get deranged about them #godd im also one of the only 2 girls left in the program #and i need to hit the gym bc like. grad is soon and why are boys in my school so mean #in ecuador this isnt a thing like friendships are sm closer in ecuador and dynamics are so different and oh i yearn to be with tehm i reall #do but the country is like not okay and i had a kidnapping scare but oh oh oh to feel loved by the people around you #anyways what else #sorry i disappeared fellas

[crystal-the-axolotl]

This has been sitting unfinished in my computer files for like a month now, but i finally finished it today, yay (it's not so bad, i'm actually liking how Canute's coat and eyes turned out)

#i still haven't watched season two of Vinland Saga because #1) i have zero patience and know i'm gonna go insane waiting for a new episode each week and #2) i actually keep forgetting it's updating weekly on netflix because my brain is weird :/ #Vinland Saga #Canute #My art #Digital Art #Fanart #I have returned from the dead to post this #it's not even that good but i don't hate it completely #december and january have been... weird so i might not be much active on tumblr or ao3 these next few months either #one day i will finish the hundreds of drawings and fics that sit in my folders #but that day is not today #anyhow have a nice day/night/evening fellas

[dauntingday]

on this episode of freaks on the internet dictate my life choices

#fellas i somehow slept until 1pm woke up for approximately one hour and then napped until 5pm #the day is basically over but i (day) have just begun and i feel like being toxic #and yes both of these things are constantly rotating in my brain at any given time #i ordered groceries from one of those apps on friday bc i been Havin Issues (tm) and i'm absolutely losing my mind #the guy brought me the wrong orange juice it is “low acid” i was like what the fuck is this #it's soooooooooo much better than what i asked for #imagine: oranges but they aren't so mean #some background on both in case that influences anyone's choices: #like two days ago i saw a post that said shallow by daughter was kavinsky coded. this then subsequently inspired an hour long playlist #and adjacent to that playlist we gave kavinsky horrors as a fun little treat #call me the guy at the fair making cotton candy bc i'm here to INSPIRE AWE AND WONDER #context for mha fantasy au is i keep getting soldier/poet/king edits of the main three and they're right #also The Outro you know the one. that one. people keep making aus based on that but touya is evil #and that is not the VIBE he deserves justice (a funky hat and an unreasonably small guitar with which to create mischief)