TYPE GUIDE
crawls out of a wreck
flickering monochrome flames
a crashed rocket ship
the sort of vessel
you’d expect to see plunging
into the moons eye
chiming bells clanging
see inside the porthole wails
hear the sirens tale
somewhere far away
over the crook of nightfall
past the glowered orbs
can you hear the sound
hearts of galaxies crying
weeping milk and light?
a warbling codex
of hazed phonological
representation
in a meager pouch
she keeps back spacers, delete keys,
portable jawbone
she’s often survived
on nothing but nibs and pens
she pisses in black
guilty of murder
the blood of a typewriter
all over her hands
it put up a fight
small holes from its many teeth
have scarred her knuckles
feels them vibrating
waiting to be born again
hiding their magic
landed in these bleak
heaps of disposed exertions
stinking of sadness
almost anything
half worth its paper thin weight
must pass through here first
junkyard of heroes
bulky mounds of shabby capes
discarded face masks
pits of rotting verse
unwritten compendiums
illusionist meat
this is where the itch
lays down to give up the ghost
or to become one
a schloop in the muck
things moving every which way
under hero rubbish
there are faint voices
coming from under the heaps
cheesy pulp maxims
cannibal critics
lurking in the damp rubbish
surviving on quips
first degree weasels
these are true soul sucking finks
deep throated golfers
serpent headed thumbs
that come slurping out of holes
slack faced jowls snapping
all they want to do
is suck every golden drop
of hope and beauty
she gets it, she does;
her great thirst of purpose
wants to be fed too
it wants paper planes,
velvet curtain recitals,
and warm warm biscuits
it wants a coastline
coiled around a summer field
like a mama cat
these inhuman finks
each have human like mouth holes
muttering slogans
offering her vast
schmoozing book deals for sex dates
hard-ons in Dockers
she escapes their coils
but just as she’s on her feet
one snatches her hand
strikes like a viper
latches her left hand with its teeth
and rips it clean off
retreats with is prize
they fight over it like dogs
snarling dumb lackeys
her stump is gushing
rich fountains of black and red
memories and pain
those who knock you down
they can barely stand themselves
this she knows is true
she gets to her feet
and clutching her jetting stump
she struggles to walk
they’re coming again
these jaw snapping slithering
bastards on her heels
an unsettled storm
inside her deepest nowhere
something is coming
gurgling bellows
even the weasel finks stop
at this ugly noise
her belly tightens
the skin visibly shudders
rippling in waves
there is pulsating
subsurface neoplasm
under her belly
the retching comes fast
sick with too many dark dreams
giving birth to void
it pushes upward
feels like her chest will explode
pressing her throat wide
she hunches open
heaves from her lowest black guts
and out come the woods
a stream of tall trees
shoot one after the other
flooding out her mouth
an endless black flood
spewing out a dark forest
of vast crooked limbs
groves of long corpse arms
spat onto the horizon
filling every space
stones vines and rabbits
saplings and babbling brooks
bears in winter dens
even great mountains
spew from her gaping wet maw
pooling around her
there is this new vast
remote melanoid fallow
uncharted landscape
every direction
something that had never seen
naked light of day
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🐝 * ― 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗗 𝗧𝗨𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟: 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦
important note: only works if you have a pro or a pro plus account, and can use the 'embed' element.
― STEP ONE: PREPARING YOUR MUSIC
if you want to have music play on your carrd, the most important thing is, of course, the music. just make sure you have whatever song you want to have played in your files, and if you don't already have it, make sure to download it. now, the next step is to share your file so you'll get a direct file link you can later use in your music player code. personally i'm gonna be using and explaining the dropbox method for this, but there are other ways to do it as well. upload the music file to your dropbox ( either directly or to a special folder, whatever you prefer ) and then click the share button. then create link and copy link and you'll end up with a link that should look something like this: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/j904wa1i2e229tdfa4rkb/ok-3.gif?rlkey=jy7822s2rrgaszj3jduggxn9k&dl=0 to create a direct download link out of this one, take out the 'www' and instead replace it with 'dl' so you'll have something like this: https://dl.dropbox.com/scl/fi/j904wa1i2e229tdfa4rkb/ok-3.gif?rlkey=jy7822s2rrgaszj3jduggxn9k&dl=0 save this link somewhere or keep it handy because we're gonna need it again a little later once we actually start working on the carrd.
― STEP TWO: GET THE MUSIC PLAYER ON YOUR CARRD
for the next step, we're gonna be looking at different music player codes. there are a wide variety of ready-to-use ones already available ( for example here ) or if you are good at coding, you can always create your own as well. whatever you prefer and feel more comfortable with. once you've found something you like, copy the code because it's finally time to actually put it all on your carrd. if you have multiple sections and want your music to be played in all of them, either use a header or a footer and if you only want it in one, put it in the one you want to use for this. click on the little '+' to add an embed element to your carrd ( it's the one with this symbol: '</>' ). scroll down to the 'code' section and paste the code of the music player you've previously copied there. next thing you need to do to make sure it plays the song you want is to locate the '<audio id="audio" src="link here"audio"></audio>' and replace the link with the direct file link of your music. to see if you've been successful, you either need to publish your site or save it as a template ( in case you aren't ready to publish it yet but still wanna check if everything worked as planned ) and it should display the music player and play your music once clicked.
― STEP THREE: CUSTOMIZE IT ( optional )
the last, and optional, thing you can do is customize it to your preferences. this is best done if you have a little knowledge and understanding of html coding, but minor things like changing colors can totally be done without it. for example, if you want to change colors just locate those within the code ( titled 'color' or 'background-color' and they should have a hexcode number right beside it ) and change the hexcode to whatever you want to use. or if it includes text, you can change the font size ( aptly titled 'font-size' ). you can just play around with different settings to see if you'll get something you like ― most of it within the '<style></style>' section of the code is pretty self-explanatory.
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Future!Emmet was pretty lucky to not only locate Celebi but also have it grant his wish and send him back in time to help him in his big plan. (I highly doubt it grants wishes from every rando that finds it)
Too bad he messed badly up in the middle of it. That's what you get when you're being cruel and toy with your twin brother.
verrrry lucky indeed! emmet had been looking for celebi for little more than half a decade at that point, checking rumors and forests across the regions in search of them (with many close misses and dead ends).
as for granting wishes, celebi saw a man racked with desperation and grief (on his knees, with tears running down his weary face, and hands clasped and begging, pleading, please please) and thought it would be funny to see what would happen if they let him use that monkey's paw and messed with time sksksk
did it know things would turn out the way they did? no, of course not. is it entertaining to see the train wreck that followed unfold? definitely
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Elder Scrolls Online | ☆ Weapons with Emotes Trick ☆
STEP 1: Select an emote you want to use!
STEP 2: Draw out your Weapon! (It can be any weapon.)
STEP 3: Activate the emote so your character does it, then click 'Block' quickly straight after! (Block should be your mouse's right button.)
It might take a few attempts before you get it right, but once successful, you will notice your character is holding their weapon equipped in hand while still emoting. This trick is handy to have some custom weapon emotes for screenshots, and I recommend testing them out with all the emotes to see what custom weapon emote you can make.
For some reason, the above trick does not work with all emotes! I do not know why some emotes require this trick while others work fine with the block trick, but if the first trick doesn't work for you, try this one:
STEP 1: Quickslot 'Hide your Helm'! (Quickslots are found in your Inventory menu.)
STEP 2: Hold 'Q', then hover over the 'Hide your Helm' in the Quickslots circle and make sure it's the one that's active when you click 'Q'.
STEP 3: Draw out your Weapon! (It can be any weapon.)
STEP 4: Select an emote you want to use!
STEP 5: Activate the emote so your character does it, then click 'Q' (Hide your Helm) quickly straight after!
STEP 6: If the character does the emote, but the prop is invisible, click 'Block', which should be your mouse's right button.
As mentioned, it might take a few attempts before you get it right, but once successful, you will notice your character is holding their weapon equipped in hand while still emoting.
~ Keep in Mind ~
The Trick will work with personality emotes as well.
Unfortunately, It does not seem to work with ALL emotes.
Seemingly does not work with mementos.
Moving your character will break the emote!
Some of the emotes already make use of prop items. If this prop item appears with your weapon during the trick, you either did it wrong, or the prop item cannot be turned invisible.
You need to BE PATIENT! This trick can sometimes bug out and require a retry! So keep going even if it doesn't work the first few times. It requires perfect timing and occasionally multiple attempts.
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