#uh ........ don't ask

[yesokayiknow]

unit lady: we would've noticed if there was a hidden message in televisions

the doctor, who embedded that silence video in the moon landing: yeah i'm sure

#doctor who spoilers #doctor who #yeah don't uh. don't ask him about subliminal messaging babe agsjhajshs

[e-wwis]

milkman nation rise up ‼️‼️‼️

#yeah uh. don't ask me about it #i saw a tired looking man in uniform and leaped with joy #francis mosses #that's not my neighbor #ewwis draws #milkman that's not my neighbor

[toms-topic]

I love reminding tumblr users that Will Wood scrolls through the Will Wood tag on tumblr sometimes like yeah he's here and hiding somewhere. Maybe he's the one liking your WW art posts with a reblog that has "literally me" in the tags, but hey you can never be sure

#the downside is that he has seen my posts before and I KNOW HE DID don't ask me how I know #like uh are you gonna judge me??? #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #lol

[nickeeree]

today i offer you slugcats but sea slugs

sea scugs

bg-less version

#nickeeart #rain world #rain world fanart #rain world downpour #rw slugcat #sea slug #reblogs and tags are very appreciated i know i don't usually ask for feedback but uh #i feel like i put too much effort into this #happy new year everyone btw

[chiptrillino]

I think people will not spot it but... 

-points to the isopod-puppy 'carving' on the wall- 

I don't think they would pop up as well in real life... (in my experience I highly doubt that... )

but hey! this is a drawing

art-blog: chiptrillino-art

[ID: Two Fanart images portraying the southern water tribe family from avatar the last air bender. which include: father Hakoda, mother Kya, older brother Sokka and younger sister Katara. 

the first image shows, a family of four, in bed. In the background on the left side, the snow-withe-floor is covered with a white pelt with cheater spots covering it. a snow step with a blue blanket resting on it leads up to the bed. On the wall is built-in a smaller shelf with small carved toys and a wooden boat toy. a decorated boomerang with a wolf painted on it fell out of it. a doll in a blue parka is resting at the top of the head of the bed. the bed is made out of straw mats two big fur pillows, and soft pelts in shades of dark grey and brown. the walls with visible snow blocks on the right side of the image area are covered in small carvings that look like children's drawings. on the right side close to the wall, bundled up in furs that resemble sheepskin is kya, peacefully sleeping. her head is resting on her husband's left shoulder. she is wearing her iconic necklace. peacefully sleeping in her mother's arms is little katara. who wears a light blue top and has her hair in two braids. she is bundeled up in a embordied blanked. bears and otter penguins hunting small fish are sewn on it. 

in the centre, sleeping upside down with limbs spread out is Sokka. mouth open tooth growing out. arms above his head. he is just wearing pale brown-grey pants held together by a dark blue ribbon. he must have gotten out of his blanked during his sleep. his legs are spread atop his father's torso. one foot getting into Hakoda's half-asleep face, pinky toe stuck in his father's nose pulling. Hakoda is not amused. but resigned himself to his fate till his family decides to wake up. he wears his hair open, a bone necklace around his neck. and dark brown pants. over his legs is draped a fur banked.on the right side of the image is a small text saying "please don't repost" below in the centre is the artist's signature "chiptrillino . 2022" 

the second image shows the family doing her morning routine. 

Kya sitting behind Sokka wearing a blue Kuspuk. her hair styled with beads in it. a ribbon is stuck between her teeth while she smiles and looks at her husband. she is doing her son's hair. Sokka is still half-asleep in front of her yawing. bundled up in an embroidered blanked with otter-penguin and bears on it. on the right of the image is Hakoda yawing just like his son briding his daughter's hair, he is not wearing a shirt, just his pants in which he slept int. on top of his crossed legs sits katara. wearing a light blue kuspuk with a small blue raindrop pattern on. happily dangling her feet and playing with her doll.

on the right side of the image is a small text saying "please don't repost" below in the centre is the artist's signature "chiptrillino . 2022" End ID.]

#atla #avatar the last aribender #sokka #katara #hakoda #kya #southern water tribe #chip!art #this... this is something that took to much time but also to little time at the same time... #also note to self... maybe don'T start bigger project while sick... #double note to self: try to figure out how the young manage to draw on screen tablets because i can't do that! #uh oh nope! #if somone asks where the light source comes form? or... how come its so bright in their home... #well... you know... #sometimes... it is what it is hahah #sorry ;;;

[everchased]

HELLO I LOVE YOUR HALF ORC TAV, I havent seen many fellow half-orc tavs!! Tusk gang high five!!

Very important question: how do you think Aatarion and a Half-Orc Tav would kiss? 🤔 it be a very teethy situation with so many fangs and tusks

ahaha thank you!! <3

to me, they have a fine time with it as long as their mouths stay closed. astarion's fangs probably aren't any more in the way for a half-orc than they are for other races. they're not too big, and he's practiced.

i think deeper open-mouth kissing is the real danger because that's when the risk of catching lips and knocking teeth really happens and boy those tusks sure are. just in the way.

imo a little bit of teeth bumping if they forget themselves is cute, it's untapped potential to get teased by the vampire for being too eager. but i also think it's possible to avoid IF they pay attention. :)c

here i have an example of a successful smooch excuse the blood

#ask #thranduil-aran-edhil #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #oc: finch #blood cw #i have this headcanon that orcs/half-orcs don't really uh. kiss each other on the mouth a lot #although they do knock teeth with each other on purpose #it's that post that's like ''i'm not a top or a bottom i'm having sex that looks like two dogs trying to kill each other'' #that's standard orc foreplay. to me #anyway what was i saying. oh yeah #so it takes a lot of practice and care to kiss people without tusks but also astarion very pointedly (hah!) knows how and when to bite

[noxious-fennec]

"الخيل و الليل و البيداء تعرفني ... والسيف و الرمح و القرطاس و القلم" ، المتنبي

Translation: "the stallions, the night and the wasteland know me ... and the sword, the arrow, the parchment, and the pen", Al-Mutanabbi

A tribute of sorts to a man of many attributes.

#someone send me an ask about all the goddamn symbolism i put into this #i dont think ppl read my long ass tags so one of you has to bear it lest i explode or smth #also this is no way the end of my fanart of this guy oh ho no #its just something i wanted to do for a while #also don't mind the bilingualism i just cant help it #this beast took approx 55hrs over the course of the entire pomegranate season #i wasn't dead for the past 2 months no i was dealing with uh chronic illness and also finals #peace and love hope yall like it or I'll cry #my art #cwilbur #dsmp #dsmp fanart #no glasses here cus i had to draw his freckles it had to be done #fennec.art

[concreteclouds]

Shuake Week Day 1: Secret Relationship

If you're fraternizing with the enemy, but no one's around to see it, does it really count?

#shuakeweek2023 #shuake #akeshu #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #fanart #don't ask about their masks I just uh didn't bother #pretend arsene and robin hood are on their own little date or something

[saphushia]

haii!!! time to be tortured by another comic for @shepscapades DBHC AU!!

i need to point out, this scene is ✨~NONCANON~✨ to the au, and is kinda just. well i really wanted to create a hypothetical 'what if' scenario to torture shep, honestly. That scenario being, in this case, "hey, what if when Doc and X reboot etho on s9 after the moon crash and he wakes up Wrong and Angry and Bloodlusty, he gets loose on the server before they can shut him down?"

so uh. yeah ^_^ also, look below the cut for ✨fun bonus facts!!✨ (because they got too long to put in the tags)

NUMBER 1!! it got hidden by the text bubble, but in the first panel bdubs is holding his phone. this is because, well, when etho gets out, doc and x immediately start warning ppl. sending messages in chat basically saying 'etho awake, he got out of the lab, something's wrong, he's glitched, he's dangerous, if you see him tell one of us immediately, and BE CAREFUL' and bdubs, of course, processes up to "etho's awake" before dropping everything and going to look everywhere for him. because that's his buddy! etho's been down for repairs for a while he misses him!! he's going to go see his buddy!

2!! in dbh (the actual game), when an android's stress level gets too high, they pretty much start looking for a way to terminate themselves. of course, i'm sure this holds no bearing to the comic! definitely no relation with etho throwing himself into pvp as his stress level skyrockets...

and 3! there's a couple of ways this can end. either, doc and x arriving and one of them having to hold bdubs back as the other deactivates etho, or, option 2, well... at least bdubs will respawn far away and not have to watch :) i'm sure this won't be traumatizing for either of them ^_^

#one more time just bc i don't want shep to get a bunch of confused asks; #this is NOT CANON this DOES NOT HAPPEN in the au. #in canon etho does not get out of X n Doc's lab (or wherever they were working on him) #hermitcraft #dbhc #dbhc au #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #art #fanart #comic #hermitcrap #tw panic attack #i hope thats the right format for trigger tags #a few more smaller facts as well; #etho was originally gonna be burning smth down but uh #well none of grian's early s9 builds are flammable aufdhgkjh #so explosives it is #etho definitely got all the materials for that as well as his sword and probably more from rifling through chests #good ol theft baby!! that's the life series mentality for ya #also. i very nearly used the splatoon font for that last text bubble. honestly you should all be grateful it's not comic sans #oh yeah i originally colored everything in pink instead of red btw. definitely added smth to the panic attack lmao #last one; my discord icon is now etho in the last panel of pg1 ^_^ #spreading torture and violcence heehoo #ok i've been workign on making this post for like an hour take it away from me

[hrokkall]

FREE AT LAST

#Ultrakill #Minos Prime #Minos Ultrakill #I got my shit rocked by P-1 TWICE (played it the first time then wanted to show the fight to another friend) so obviously I had to draw him #I love his design it's so cool #I also haven't used my painting brushes in FOREVER so if this looks rough that's why #Also don't look too closely at Anything it was done pretty quickly #Uh... content warnings? #I have no idea... #Ask to tag #Hrokkall Art

[rebouks]

Matilda: It’s been a while… Tristen: Yeah, it feels like forever-.. uh, what brings you here? Matilda: We’re taking a forced vacation. I’m sure you can figure out who did the forcing. Tristen: Ah… Matilda: Yeah. Tristen: I kinda figured you were mad at me. Matilda: Little bit. Tristen: I should’ve said goodbye or written sooner, I guess. Matilda: Little bit-.. but you were sorting your shit out, right? I get it.

[Tristen smiled contritely, avoiding Matilda’s gaze-.. out of sheer embarrassment or a severe lack of brain functionality, he wasn’t sure]

Tristen: Is that Pixie? Matilda: Yeah-.. bit bigger now, huh? Tristen: Aha, little bit. Matilda: Anyway, you’re clearly working, so… Tristen: Shit, yeah-.. I’ve got another job to get to after this but uh, you gonna be around tomorrow? Matilda: Yeah, we pretty much just got here. Tristen: Okay, uh.. meet me outside the pharmacy at ten? There’s only one in town n’ it’s on like every map-.. I don’t have my phone with me, so…

Matilda: Yeah, sure. Tristen: Okay-.. uh, yeah.. okay! Matilda: Bye, Triss. Tristen: Bye-.. see you tomorrow? Matilda: Yep. Tristen: Ten o’clock? Matilda: Uh-huh. Tristen: Okay.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #matilda douglas #tristen burks #triss is me kinda semi maybe asking someone to hang out #like aha idk if u wanna maybe but u don't have to uh yeah ok.. u sure? erm nvm.. unless?? #👉👈 #u kno.. just as FRIENDS #.... #right? #also! #kinda got bored of taking screenies so.. this is what u get #i honestly flip flop between loving and hating this format but here we are #it's deffo easier to read i think but idk sometimes it doesn't hit the same #🤔

[kugisakiss]

detective conan M28 (2025) character predictions

winners get bragging rights when the M28 trailers are leaked

conan movie timeline available below for anyone who wants it

#detective conan #dcmk #i put sera in as well because i guess m24 is also her movie? #i don't think she'll get a chance without the baggage that is akai but one can always dream #edit to add the year because uh i think the people who voted for kid/heiji may have misunderstood which movie i'm asking about #sorry i've been staring at the movie list page for so long i just automatically know which movie's m28 #unless everyone's just a kid/heiji fan and are hoping they get more movies

[myfairstarlight]

The thing is, obviously Crowley and Aziraphale want the same thing, and their respective perspective is just so interesting in their dichotomy.

Crowley wants them to run away together and be an us now, for as long as they can. He's a romantic at heart, really, he wants them to be together even if it's only for a short while because at least they'd know, they'd experience it, they'd live in the moment instead of wasting it like they've been doing for six thousand years. He's done caring about Heaven and Hell, he's done waiting around. So what if it doesn't last? It's worth it.

Aziraphale, on the other hand, isn't quite satisfied with a "for now" situation. He doesn't like not knowing if they're safe and if tomorrow is even guaranteed. He doesn't like the idea that their time together has an inevitable expiration date. He'd never be able to indulge in their love while knowing danger with a big H is looming over their shoulders. So he'd rather fight first, even if it means sacrificing time together. He'll fight so they can be together later, loudly, proudly, without fear.

And I just think they're tragically neat.

#im... feeling emotional tonight don't ask #good omens #good omens thoughts #good omens meta #if it counts as meta this is just me being uh not dramatic about them #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #star.txt

[mamawasatesttube]

not to be a bitch but like. i can never take "ohhhh kon is soOOoOoo sad about tim/ber uwaahhhh he's in love with tim but it's unrequited waaahhhh" angst seriously because like... i get it, the only thing you know about kon is that he's the other half of a popular m/m tim ship, but uh. rebirth kon is living an existential fucking nightmare. i think he's got way bigger fish to fry than whether the tim who only kind of remembers him at all is dating some other guy lmao

#rebirth tim even after getting his memories of kon back feels more like at least some of them are very vague and dreamlike #and of course ymmv interpretation wise but to me. if my friend no longer remembers formative experiences they shared with me clearly #i would not feel like they are the exact same friend i lost. i think that's a horrifying kind of grief. this is not the same person #like in yj19 tim refers to the memory yj98 issue 7 camping trip as being like a dream he once had #and kon has to be like uh that was real #like SORRY I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THAT PRESSED ABOUT PRIME EARTH TIM'S DATING LIFE LMAO #SUPERMAN doesn't remember him and you're telling me he's moping about BERNARD?????? #anyway. this has been another episode of ''i like timkon but everyone else in the timkon tag is my fucking enemy'' with rimi merils #holds up a knife. appreciate kon as a character outside of tim or else. i am no longer asking #rimi talks #kon

[betweenlands]

how we should be naming our minecraft builds, a helpful guide by Cait Machina

#inspired by elmhat's tags on an ask we sent to the mcyt builds contest #this is not a vaguepost however it did get me to draw something and that was fun! #anyway this also quickly turned into a shitpost so it is what it is. go read piranesi #shoutout to vikingpilot for naming the Ghost’s Vault that and having it be actually a vault. 10/10 no notes #just like this post probably #yt #misc #orig #art #also yeah ill concede the original pandora was in fact a vault #but i don't believe people who say the other prisons are also vaults. nuh uh. definitionally NOT what they are doing #those are escape rooms/puzzleboxes

[paron1a]

His ass does not survive in five nights /J

Ok another tlm x fnaf movie last one..... No promise

#i consider making an asking blog for this au but uh i'll just think about it later🧍 #someone save this man #he look pathetic in this au what i didn't mean to #rex dangervest #the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #lego movie #my art #lego movie fanart #tlm #tlm2 #i'm quite forgetful about tags sometimes so that's why this time i add more tags... #i still don't have a name for this au💀