#unsolved 😔

[nighttime-dan]

can't believe watcher was going to make me pay six dollars to watch MYSELF talk to them in my OWN HOME smh

#night time dan would be so disappointed in them 😔 #the ghoul boys are no longer invited to his banger attic parties #I have to joke around or else I'll be sad #watcher #watcher entertainment #ghost files #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #nighttime-dan

[littlekingbergara]

i know i need to donate my old unsolved merch that i bought when i was 17. i know i will never be that size again. i know it's only taking up space that's already limited and should be used for clothes i wear. but i can't just Get Rid of it u know.

#the majority of my unworn clothes are unsolved and even some watcher merch that does not fit anymore but i cant get rid of. 😔 #for years ive been like i'll do some kind of craft. i know im not doing any craft. #but im still like if i can just find a good denim jacket i can cut out these graphics. and i could! but i wont. #ri.txt

[genderfluid-druid]

hello office worker. in front of you is an admin portal you can use to update data on your company’s website. you will need to upload a CSV with a precise set of headers, the details of which are written out explicitly, in bold, on the page you are currently looking at. if you fail to match these headers, an error will be generated and sent to the IT team via email.

again, the precise headers are right there on the page spelled out. there’s even a template you can download. for chrissakes.

good luck!

#my manager and i have been in a salty mood lately #new year new BARRAGE of support tickets #the CSV upload problem appears to be unsolveable #because all the help text in the world does nothing if no one reads it 😔

[softshuji]

Would you die for me?

-Sanzu

Die for you? Why do you wanna know? No one's ever asked me that before.

#hals character anons #this caught me off guard bad #please don't be attempting to murder me i don't wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved 😔 #ok jkjjkkk lmao

[onlyhaos]

pairing: seungcheol x afab!reader (pt. 2)

genre: angst, fluff (?)

warnings: alcohol consumption, tiny bit of swearing

[a/n] My apologies for this crappy fic, but I’m just not able to continue writing on my longer fics atm😔😔 Tell me if there are other things that should be a warning, if needed. ly💞💞

Seungcheol was not in the mood for jokes right now, and so were you.

Both of you holding back tears.

This all could’ve been avoided if both of you just weren’t so hot headed every time you wanted to discuss your different opinions.

Because every single time it lead to arguments.

Arguments where one gave the other the silent treatment, or completely shut them out their space.

Though today was different, you knew after every fight you and Seungcheol would talk about it. Even if it was a night or a day later.

But neither you nor Seungcheol could believe what left your mouth, when you both spoke about your last disagreement.

When he heard your words, his heart crumbled.

“Do we even still make sense..? Isn’t this all just bad for both of us?- I mean we try to keep something alive that’s dying down more and more.” You said, barely above a whisper.

And he still could hear every word.

“Y/n, are you fucking kidding me, right now? After 2 years, you’re saying that we’re dying down?” He said, trying to hide his sadness with his irritated tone.

It wasn’t easy, and you knew that your words hit the both of you like a bullet, because you were already affected by it as regret filled your mind.

“I..I just mean..” You stammered.

“Keep it to yourself, I do definitely not need to hear it.” A tear slipping down his cheek as he spoke.

Swallowing the big lump down your throat, you spoke again.

“What will we do now?” You choked out, making Seungcheol look at you. Hiding his worries and the way he‘s near a breakdown, too.

He knew that if he broke down now, you and him wouldn’t be able to have a peaceful mind for this conversation. And everything could end, unclear and unsolved.

“I‘ll leave.“

You looked up at your, still, boyfriend, not holding those falling tears back anymore.

“What..?” You questioned, following him, who’s now walking to the front door.

He opened the door, and the last words you heard from him echoed in your head, for the rest of the night:

“Until death do us fucking part, right? Your words.” He scoffed, leaving.

These words made you freeze, your heart felt like it was shattering. Memories brought back, the words, that were the start of your relationship.

They just felt like a broken promise.

You couldn’t stop him from leaving though, since you understood him too much, to be selfish.

All you could see was a blur now, having to accept the fact that this was possibly the end for the both of you.

Further into the night, finding yourself on the couch again, you down the expensive whiskeys Seungcheol likes to drink after a tiring day of work.

Because after sitting in front of the door, for an whole hour and hoping for your boyfriend to come back, you came to the realization that this door was going to stay shut for tonight.

Continuing to recall only his last words were like a nightmare, no, worse than that.

And you couldn‘t drown those words out, no matter how much you drank.

Staring at your phone the whole night, you eventually fell asleep. Since crying, enough to feel dehydrated, and even giving up drinking didn‘t help.

Your figure was just blacked out on the couch, the familiar ringing of your phone pulling you out of your sleep.

Hastily, you searched for it, your head already buzzing and making it harder to focus, on finding the phone that was somewhere on the big furniture.

You looked at your screen, in hopes for it to be Seungcheol.

Even though the screen was completely dark, it was the only thing that lit up your unlit living room.

Jeonghan.

It read.

You hesitated, unsure who would be on the phone now, and fake tapping the accept button twice as you bit your other thumb anxiously.

You put all the courage you had into the nerves of your fingertips. Ready to accept the call, and the second you try to accept it, your phone goes dark again.

You took too much time.

Fuck.

All the confidence you built up in those (maybe not so) sober seconds suddenly evaporated again.

The only solution was shrinking back into yourself, letting tears fall again.

Because never would you have enough courage to call back. Not when you’re unsure about who would accept the call on Jeonghan’s phone.

Letting the darkness of the living room and your sadness take over you again, you slowly closed your teary eyes.

And falling asleep again, just not hearing the next message that’s been sent this time.

Cheollie 🎀🍒

I’ll be back tomorrow, when we’re both a bit more composed. We’ll talk about every single thing, that made us come to thinking that breaking up would be a good idea.

Because I won’t and I don’t want to let you go that easily.

Tomorrow we’ll decide how things will be in the future. If we’ll still have one.

I love you, Y/n.

Jeonghan only looked at Seungcheol, before their eyes met, Seungcheol already broke down. Finding the safety in the arms of his best friend for that night.

And not in his lover.

But he knew if you both wanted something, you would fight for it. As good and as bad you both knew about each other, you’d always pull through together.

You both loved, and such love came with everything.

“Through thick and thin” That was your promise to each other.

pt. 2 <3

#seungcheol x reader #choi seungcheol #seungcheol fanfic #svt fic #seungcheol scenarios #seungcheol angst

[shanesbeercan]

I don't know if I like Shane because he is Shane or if my daddy issues kick in. Well, guess this will forever be an unsolved case 😔🤟🏼

#sdv #sdv shane #stardew shane #stardew valley #actually mentally ill #im going insane #stardew #shane stardew valley #i love him #i need him #daddy issues #obsessed with him #love love love

[gwendaria]

we should all pretend that Shane and Ryan went missing under mysterious circumstances and that the case will remain… unsolved. 😔

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara

[elitadream]

So since the Bros can't go back to Brooklyn in your AU, that would mean back home they would be considered an unsolved missing persons case....

I feel bad for the client to see them last probably grilled about their whereabouts.

Their family never knowing where they went.

Just for some added angst, what if a missing persons flyer that their mother made somehow drifted through the pipe and made it to the MK and someone finds it to bring it to Mario and Luigi.

They would recognise the contact phone as their moms.

I must say I hadn't considered the whole "missing person" aspect from other people's perspective! That's kind of sad, actually. 😔 Those clients and acquaintaces would all be left wondering, with varying degrees of concern and wistful intrigue, what exactly happened to the Super Mario bros. Where they went all of a sudden, and whether they're alright or not. I like to think that people continued speaking of them fondly long after they were gone, and that they somehow became a local urban legend after that. ✨️🌅

I also mentioned in a previous post how they would have a little bit of time to go back very briefly and say goodbye to Pauline, their closest (and arguably only) friend from Brooklyn before the portal disappeared again, but I wasn't sure whether to include an immediate family for them in my AU or not. To be honest, I kinda like the idea of Mario and Luigi having been alone for most of their lives, either from losing their parents at a young age or just recently so. Having no one in the world but each other, so to speak. 💞

But a flyer with their picture on it somehow drifting into in the Mushroom Kingdom is a very interesting and bittersweet idea! I really like that too. 🥺💫

#asks #Mario #Luigi #headcanon #thoughts and ramblings #epilogue vibes #concept

[shyanshippingsociety]

Hello! I’ve been looking for this fic but I’m not sure if it’s deleted😭😭 its of them wearing unsolved merch of each others name. And it was inspired by that one ig story. I can’t find even a video of the story. I feel like maybe I imagined it at this point. I even tried looking for it on WATTPAD. That was so scary😔 if you can find it pls let me know. If not thank you for trying <3 <3

hello anon! we deliberated over this for a little while and our members are pretty sure it's this one!

wearing nothing but my t-shirt by popkin16 | E, 7K, Complete

Feeling a little fragile after Too Many Spirits, Ryan decides on a self-care day. It doesn't go how he expected. Featuring: drunken kisses, the Shaniac shirt, and sex.

the link in the summary goes to a tumblr video post of the IG story you mentioned. hope this helps!

#shyan shipping society #shyan #skeptic believer #fic finds #mod rowan

[psychicbergara]

Some other Ryan Moments™ I think about is when Ryan said something like "do you want to sit on papa's lap?". There was also that time in one of the last Unsolved episodes where Ryan spanked Shane and he neighed.

SOOOOO TRUE god he can’t help himself from making sexual jokes when it comes to shane can he… and him hitting shane’s ass yea they’re crazy we knew this but jfc can they be a LITTLE less annoying we can’t third-wheel all the time 😔

#asks #sophie answers #neonliminality

[geniepuppet]

Forcing my mom to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved and the Postmortems with me and found out she's a Daga hater 😔

#buzzfeed unsolved #bfu: postmortem #the hotdaga #patch posts

[littlekingbergara]

😈 👻 🍷

😈 - favorite horror book/comic?

i don't actually read a lot of horror. i'm Starting to read more lately but in terms of alltime favs i went through a big stephen king phase in like middle school sooo the shining and doctor sleep are ones i always come back to. i also reread coraline every year around october!!

👻 - if money didn't matter, what costume would you have?

i don't think money is my halloween costume issue as much as creativity and planning 😭 i've always wanted to do angel cake from the 2003 strawberry shortcake series but unfortch i have not been blonde since middle school. but her lil purple + overalls vibe is so cute.

🍷- do you watch buzzfeed unsolved supernatural? shaniac or boogara?

no! i've never heard of that! i actually just watch ghost adventures i really like that zak bagans guy he gets really good evidence!! :) (boogara lmao)

send halloween asks!

#i'll have to check out that buzzfeed unsolved supernatural show :) i hope it's like the cw's supernatural #very basic book answers my apologies 😔 i did just finish a horror book but it wasn't my fav but it was pretty good #ask game #local80sghost

[z0mbie-l0ve-juice]

Intro??

I'm Evan / Dirk (or Bro / Timaeus, I don't mind either). I mainly just use he/it but they/them is fine too.

(Also, totally fine to ask my age. I just don't like announcing it publicly)

Keepin' this blog mostly sfw (if i make a joke/reblog or something nsfw i'll add a warning), pretty much a chill place for everyone who isn't an asshole or a creep.

You can leave asks or message me but i don't really have much to say-- I'm really awkward with talking to people

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I'm an Evan Myers & Dirk Strider fictionkin (possibly also Pest, idk). I'm not an IRL, please don't refer to me as such. I am a bit delusional though but that is unrelated 🥳 I'm fine with being called Bro or Habit, but I don't support the canon versions of either character.

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Some fandoms I'm in (just current interests, some more in tags):

Slenderverse (EverymanHYBRID, Marble Hornets, Creepypasta

Homestuck

Ride The Cyclone / Legoland

Regretevator

System Of A Down

MLP:FIM

Gorillaz (mainly phases 1 - 3)

Stranger Things

Non fandom interests:

zombies

knives / swords / blades

puppets

lost / obscure media

old / obscure video games

robots / A.I.

radiation

unsolved mysteries

psychology

DNI:

People who are just here to be creepy

People who are just here to be assholes

Adam Rosner & actor Jeff Koval stans/apologists

People who ship straight up illegal shit (incest, pedo, non-con... idrc that much about other ships but illegal ships make me really uncomfortable. for obvious fucking reasons. Ship what you want, but make sure it doesn't break any laws!)

Noodle shippers (atleast with the main band [Gorillaz])

Racists, terfs, anti-neos, anti-xenos, transmeds, all that shit

Canon HABIT and Bro Strider defenders...😨(People who defend n@zi HABIT and child-hitter Bro)

People who romanticize or defend literal crimes and mental illness

Baby jokes (EMH) are sometimes fine just like. Not out of nowhere-? Warn me before making them or at least make sure I'm not being all emo LOL

Headless / "Dirkapitation" jokes are completely fine, I find them funny most of the time

If you don't like my blog or me, just dni, it's not worth our time to argue, thanks. Sorry if I ever sound like an ass, please tell me if i upset you.

Sourcemates are cool as long as you aren't in the dni

Sideblog (more Dirk centered): @timaeus-zombified

#Evan's boring rants: random posts/rants/vents

#Evan's boring (gay) rants: just ranting abt my boyfriend 😔

#Evan's Boring Rants #everymanhybrid #scott pilgrim #gorillaz #ride the cyclone #slenderverse #marble hornets #helluva boss #system of a down #evan myers #fictionkin #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #what we do in the shadows #ena joel g #batim #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #glass animals #the umbrella academy #gravity falls #evan myers fictionkin #evan emh #sanders sides

[the-incident-on-show-day]

Hellloooooooo....

6 & 11 for the fic asks???

(11 mostly because I need playlist recs 😔😭)

6 - Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

yes!! 

WORKS:

glory and gore go hand in hand (that's why we're making headlines) - @paintedstudy (i was born for this)

in her hips, there’s revolution - @monstrous-femme (stranger things)

it takes two to tango but three to swing - @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (timeless) 

on the nature of daylight (this is how it goes) - @dean-smiths-suspenders/the_sun_will_rise_again (MY LOVER /p) (supernatural) 

aftershocks - thewestwinged (lockwood and co)

literally anything - eskawrites (no, that is not the title of a fic, i just like all of their works and think they’re worth checking out) (stranger things)

SERIES:

based on that one tumblr post - the_german_grim_reaper (percy jackson/buzzfeed unsolved)

off-script - pukner (stranger things) 

your love is standing right next to me - fivecenturiesverse (stranger things)

11 - Do you have specific playlists for writing fics?

no, i’m sorry!! i can’t listen to music while i’m writing or i get distracted– but i will send my lister bird playlist (or what i have of it so far because i’m very proud of it teehee

there’s still a LOT to add but:

(no particular order bc i'm a heathen who listens to playlists on shuffle)

#iwbft #i was born for this #lister bird #stranger things #ask game

[kentopedia]

dazai the type to say "riddle me this" and either say the most diabolical thing ever or the most confusing, unsolvable riddle ever

HELP THIS IS SO CANON IM DYING 😭 “riddle me this” and he just drops the most traumatic piece of lore you’ve ever heard 😔

#like #do not listen to my deranged bf #he doesn’t know what he’s saying #໒꒱ rylie's angels #xoxo . . . runi

[jayflrt]

this time i am not the unsolved "im connecting the dots", this time im the deranged it's always sunny conspiracy meme

ok so...what if heeseung was able to get into yale/suddenly get so much money because it's heeseung/someone he knows or is related to who does admission fraud. the contact name of the person who was doing the admission fraud is LEE and as far as i'm as i'm aware no one else in the smau is a lee. PLUS why the fuck was heeseung even on reddit?? how did he announce to the group so quickly what was trending on there? why check REDDIT of all social media sites especially when he was supposedly watching yuna's live?? WHAT IF HEE IS THE ONE WHO UPLOADED THAT PHOTO AND NOT JAY? (now even this doesn't make complete sense to since the pov of the texts is not of hee's, but maybe as collateral for doing admission fraud he asks for the other person to screenshot the chat??) (call me simone biles the way im so flexible to be able to be bending over backwards to this extent to make this conspiracy work!)

no matter who uploaded the photo, i think jake is going to feel guilty by association (or perhaps guilty for more direct reasons???) (does jake perhaps know yuna somehow especially since yuna was able to find most likely his twitter to see the jayy/n pics) and so then he feels so guilty that he confesses to someone within the rich kid group and somehow it gets to y/n which leads us to

JAYY/N BREAK UP (BUT NOT REALLY BREAK UP SINCE THEY ARENT TOGETHER BUT LETS BE HONEST THEY ARE) ARC

WE'VE EVOLVED!!!!

that's a possible theory !! so then do you think that heeseung lied to jay about being self-made 👀 also ngl i lurk on those subreddit pages pretty often so i get him,, but also the timing is suspicious too !! BUT YOU DID GET IT RIGHT THAT JAY DIDN'T MAKE THE REDDIT POST though we'll find out at the end if you're right about unknown being heeseung too 😩

also jake has no relation to yuna !!! she was just digging HARD for those photos (which tbh shouldn't be too hard because mc and jay were replying under those tweets so just looking through their profiles would make it easy to find jake's tweets)

oh the jay/n ITS SO OVER arc has not hit us just yet 😔 when it does tho i will be devastated myself

#💌 : love notes #anon #series: yours forever in 786