#valley girl time!!

[daxwritesstories]

The Game: Chapter 15

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Naomi's P.O.V

It was day five of credited summer camp and Naomi was already running out of places to explore in the hotel. She’d already broken into one of the conference rooms just to see what they looked like. It was as expected, a big carpeted room with a large wooden table in the middle, chairs surrounding it for meetings. Not much but usually not used either, which could have its benefits…

What she was really looking for were good places to fuck in. She knew the hotel rooms would become boring after a while, and she knew she wasn’t the only one who would think so. She wondered if anyone had tried fucking in other places yet or if she would be to first to try.

Deciding that she had seen enough of the west wing, Naomi started walking back to the lobby. The hallway was empty since most of the guests spent the day outside enjoying the sun. It made the area strangely quiet and Naomi sped up her pace, wanting to get to the much busier lobby.

When she arrived, she looked around for a hallway she hadn’t been down yet. While she was looking she noticed a few groups of people checking in. One in particular caught her eye. It was a group of three young looking girls, probably around Naomi’s age. 

They were all wearing flamboyant pink clothing, two of them had dyed blonde hair, one cut short and the other long, and the third girl had long, curly black hair. The girl with black hair wore a tiara and the girl with short hair had a Hello Kitty backpack. Valley girl types, Naomi loved it.

The blonde girl with the longer hair was talking to the front desk clerk while the other two texted on their phones, their long nails loudly tapping the screens. Naomi absolutely had to talk to them, they were the prettiest people in the room by a long shot. So after fixing her hair, Naomi casually strolled over to the group.

“Hey, I just wanted to say I love your bag,” Naomi said, pointing to the Hello Kitty backpack. The blonde looked up from her phone and smiled.

“Thanks! It’s limited edition, they only sold like fifty of them,” she said. 

“Impressive,” Naomi replied. “Did you ladies just get here?”

“Just flew in from Tampa,” said the black-haired girl. 

Naomi raised an eyebrow. “What are Tampa girls doing in SoCal?” she inquired. 

The blonde responded. “Katrina here has never been.” She gestured to the girl with the black hair and tiara. “She wanted to see what it was like, so we took a little vacay.”

“Are you staying here too?” Katrina asked. She put her phone away in her purse, the diamond charms clinking together as she did.

Naomi nodded in response, eyeing the valley girls up and down.

“Do you know if there are any parties happening around here? We want to mingle,” Katrina continued. That gave Naomi an idea.

“Actually, my friend Zoe is throwing a party tomorrow night,” she said. “I’m sure she would love it if you girls came.”

The blonde gasped in excitement. “Oh my gosh that sounds totally fun!”

The girls introduced themselves and exchanged phone numbers with Naomi. The blonde with short hair was named Tessa, the taller blonde with long hair was named Christy, and, as Tessa said, the girl wearing the tiara was named Katrina.

The front desk clerk handed Christy three room keys and the girls left to go find their rooms. Waiting until they were out of sight, Naomi immediately texted Zoe telling her to meet her by the pool door. Zoe responded right away and Naomi rushed off to meet her.

Zoe was already waiting for her by the time she got there, leaning against the wall by the doors. Naomi smiled when she saw her, taking a quick moment to admire the way her ass looked in her tight short-shorts.

“What’s up?” Zoe asked as she approached. 

“Clear your schedule tomorrow night because we are throwing a party,” Naomi announced.

“That’s a great idea!” Zoe replied. “I’ll start making an invite list.” The blonde pulled out her phone and Naomi saw her open the notes app.

“I already have three names for you. Christy, Katrina, and Tessa,” Naomi told her. 

Zoe gave her a quizzical look. “Who are they?”

“Three lovely ladies I just met in the lobby,” Naomi explained. Zoe still seemed confused so Naomi gave more detail. “Valley girls, from Tampa or something. Rich for sure, judging by their clothing. Two are bottle blondes and one girl has the biggest fake tits I’ve ever seen.”

The shorter girl’s face lit up with mischief. She eagerly typed the names into her phone and giggled. 

“They sound like a fun time. Do you think they like girls?” she asked.

“They will after we’re done with them,” Naomi replied, giving Zoe a quick pinch on the arm. The blonde jumped and giggled some more, almost maniacally. Naomi gave her a conniving smile. Zoe was such a doll, always going along with her plans and schemes. Tomorrow night was going to be great.

#the game #18+ #freeform #valley girl time!!

[dizzybizz]

i drew them,, with some mixed results

#you can tell how much steam i had lost by the time i got to penny 😭😭😭 sorry girl you deserve better #these r a mixed bag for me.. like i rlly love the shane harvey elliott emily and haley but the others are kinda meh #probs bc its also like the first time i drew them but 🤷‍♂️ #stardew valley #sdv #wait shit i have to tag them all ah fuck #sdv bachelors #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #what the hell i drew twelve characters that doesnt sound right #my art #i rlly like the way elliotts hair turned out. something about the shapes there feels good #also that shane is the cutest shane i will ever draw. i have peaked.

[bungledown-chim]

i cannot explain how much kristen needs to change her marketing tactic

she keeps going around and saying that cassandra is the goddess of mystery and doubt and the night, but thats not quite true. cassandra is the goddess of finding safety in the unknown. of not being afraid of doubt.

she is the belief that even if you don't know where you are or what to do, if you are lost and alone in a dark forest, there will be something on the other side, and all you have to do is get there. Cassandra is the goddess of staring into the cold, uncaring void and feeling a warm hand clasp your own, of a whisper in your ear saying youre going to be okay. you aren't alone. it is going to be scary and hard and uncertain, but you will never be on your own because i am here with you. you will never be lost because i know where you are

#though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death #I will fear no evil; #For You are with me; #girls the religious trauma is showing back up #the inherent comfort and safety in having a divinity #there are times i still miss it :( #fhjy #kristen applebees #cassandra #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year

[tyrannicalgiraffe]

Seb is absolutely the baby girl in this relationship 😤😤

#sdv sebastian #sdv #stardew #stardew sebastian #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #stardew fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #will i ever finish things at a normal time #i dont think i see ppl talk about how unhinged the farmer is tbh #this girl rlly gallivants around town at record speeds #ottie arrives on sams doorstep to pick seb up after band practice #seb complains at first but is actually squealing on the inside #seb is a princess #and ottie is his knight in shining plaid #also dont look at the horse

[newwavesylviaplath]

pretty much yeah

#priscilla presley #sharon tate #sylvia plath #elvis presley #once upon a time in hollywood #valley of the dolls #girlblogging #coquette #hyper feminine #tumblr girlies #this is a girlblog #2014 tumblr #lana del rey #cinnamon girl #lizzy grant #girl interrupted #dollette #nymph3t #balletcore #girlrotting #brandy melville #americana #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #this is what makes us girls #joan didion #faunlet #swan song #girlblog #tumblr girls #femcel

[sofiaruelle]

I had the honor to draw the lovely @seasaltmage’s farmer, Hisa and Sebastian! ✨ ✨

Interested in a commision? more details here!

#commission #commissions #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew sebastian x farmer #sdv sebastian #sdv sebastian x farmer #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer #the viiiibbbeeessssss #will they wont they #also ngl my fave part of the comm is the studded belt #the whole time while drawing the lil ‘spikes’ i kept singing #’wHeRe ArE yOu AnD iM sAuR sAuRry’ #we stan an emo girl boy wife #wife him up hisa

[stuckinapril]

the neurologist i shadow is so funny bc she has a valley girl accent and yet she's the smartest person in the room. this woman was casually doing case consenus ab a man w frontotemporal dementia in the highest girliest voice imaginable. i want to be her i think

#case consensus is basically where several neurologists/doctors meet to decide what the patient's case actually is #im genuinely not sure why this medical center does it this way but they write down data on paper THEN input it into the digital system #which i have qualms w bc i feel like it wastes so much time #but literally my whole role at this internship is inputting this data into the system so i should probably be grateful they do it this way #but in that one meeting everyone was all over the place so this at the ending of the meeting this woman goes #“that... was frantic.” #in the most valley girl accent known to man #and ever since ive integrated this as my response to everything #youre right. that WAS frantic #she also was like “sorry im unfocused. need lunch rly bad” at one point during the meeting #this neurologist is just like the rest of us fr

[azuneekun]

my friend @snailmilkbiscuit witnessed me go insane in real time

please let me adopt Jas into my family, CA

#stardew valley #stardew valley jas #stardew jas #sdv jas #sv jas #stardew valley shane #please shes me and shanes daughter please please please trharts my baby girl thats my daughter please please #I FEEL SO BAD LEAVING HER AT THE RANCH AND TAKING MORE OF HER PRECIOUS TIME AWAY FROM HER GODFATHER COME ON NOW

[almalex24]

id be like "sorry for not posting (excuse) happened" but the excuse this time is that the new stardew valley update came out and almost every single moment of free time ive had is used to play it. my bad at the same time my brain decided that its been long enough and now lea is occupying almost every thought i have (expect more art here soon......) and im not allowing myself to open crosscode until i finish my new farm so i thought why not just combine the two... it was fun designing her! :]

#i didnt go through with it because seeing her every time i play would make me go insane #but before the update came out my friend and i were talking about making my farmer look like lea so i could get the best of both worlds #itd be fun though. let the girl farm. something something that one stream art where shes in sdv. i digress #crosscode #lea crosscode #my art #crosscode art #stardew valley #<- why not #incase someone from the sdv tag sees this you should play crosscode. Btw

[crowerclover]

Can't stop making more of these little guys

#One on the left looks terrible but we'll ignore that #Middle yellow one is an insufferable (affectionate) valley girl who has a rivalry with Trep and they fight all the time #Right one is a veryvery chill gal who just kinda follows yellow gal around and gives zero shits about literally everything #Left one with the spikes and bow takes his blademaster job very seriously and everything was going well! #He had Fulmin and Nelly and could manage them fine #Until Trep came. #Then his sanity plummeted and hes on the brink of exhaustion all the time from their hyjinx #Crow rito isnt yiga but theyre a neutral sundelion merchant that sells to anyone and asks no questions #and also maybe is a lil bit of a sona #yiga oc #totk yiga #yiga footsoldier #yiga blademaster #yiga #yiga clan #crowys art #(Pricklo) #(Nana) #(Komare) #(Lakk)

[nevesmose]

I've been doing a bit of folklore/urban legend research for another Night Lords lore post since people seemed to like the first one, and apparently I stopped watching Adventure Time just before this particular episode.

Go and be a teacher on Nostramo, they said. Help to bring the light of the Imperial Truth to the kids. It'll be fun, they said.

0845 - 0900 Registration (of the previous night's deaths)

0900 - 1100 We Love the Night Haunter

1100 - 1115 Interval (gang violence to be kept to an appropriate minimum)

1115 - 1245 Nostraman Poetry

1245 - 1345 Lunch (pupils are sent into the underhive to hunt rats and/or each other)

1345 - 1400 Evidence Disposal (pupils who didn't survive lunch are fed to the school crows)

1400 - 1500 We Still Love the Night Haunter

1500 - 1530 Basic Human Anatomy

1530 - 1600 Criminal Accountancy (including Principles of Tax Evasion)

1600 - 1615 Colours (pupils attempt to imagine colours other than black and grey)

1615 - 1645 Beefs (the day's gang feuds are resolved)

1645 - 1700 Expulsions (underperforming pupils without sufficient underworld connections are sent to serve the VIII Legion)

1700 - 2000 Minecraft (in the adamantium mines)

#it's s7e19 “blank eyed girl” btw #my thesis is that Nostramans would be so instinctually offputting to normies that it'd be low level uncanny valley #even ignoring their “delightful” culture and personalities #i like to imagine the second gif is First Claw as kids tbh #that's Uzas rolling in on the lower left #a rubik's cube would blow their minds like in spider verse #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #night lords #adventure time #nightlordposting

[evansbby]

yall I read this book when I was like 12-13 and it was a “sweet valley high senior year” book and yesterday I found it again and reread the whole thing in 3 hours and honestly??? THIS BOOK IS WILD LIKE IT SAYS FOR AGES 12+ BUT IT IS SOOOOOO WILD OMFG!!!

I kinda wanna do a review on it 😭😭😭 like I think I understand why I write fanfics the way I do… it’s bc I was reading these types of books when I was young lmfaooo

I would love to do a review on it here if anyone would be interested in reading? Like it would be a fun, full of pictures type review post where I summarise this wild af book YOU GUYS PLS WOULD U BE INTERESTED

#THIS SHIT WAS WILD WODJSKXKS #I MEAN FOR A KIDS BOOK LIKE WTF #THERE WAS SOOOO MUCH GOING ON #it was also….. well written?? #I also used to read Mary Kate and Ashley books when I was young #like two of a kind and so little time and sweet 16 #but they are soooo tame compared to SWEET VALLEY HIGH SENIOR YEAR #like the boys are so toxic and the girls are bitches and OH MY GOD???? #I wanna do a lil review on it would yall read???? #please tell me you’d read it I’d love to do it! it would be with pics and really fun and interactive lil review post #sweet valley high

[ajaxbread]

#harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #OH MY GOD THERES A MOSQUITO RIGHT NEXT TO ME SIZING ME UP FRHTHG #okay i got it it waa a big one too but it got its guts all on my flag how annoying #this isnt even my main oc #oc #oc art #its from my 2nd sdv file where i got a flower dress and danced with harvey by flower dance 1st year #i made a girl in that file anyway her name is blackberry #oc blackberry #and the farm is rainshine farm so anytime lewis does his “is (rainshine) farm doing alright id hate to see it all dried up” sksksk #he has no idea the pun and irony #ive gotten through almost 2 full years iirc #fuck i have to retake the photo for like a third time bc i forgot his arm hair RAWWWWW

[tumblingxelian]

OK, I'ma say it.

I am kind of sick of how the fandom and even the show recast Boscha as the main mastermind behind Willow being bullied and even has seemingly had this extended to Boscha being the one running the mean girls gang. With fandom going even further with her friends needing to avoid her.

Hear me out.

Willow's bully in season 1 is Amity, its Amity who seeks her out before school to make her miserable, its Amity who tries to undermine her success, its Amity who ends up in a rivalry with Luz because of the Willow situation. Boscha was mostly just there and kind of a dick to Willow and others by proximity, she had no particular focus on her however.

Adding to that, Amity was clearly the queen bee in these scenarios, others didn't tell her what to do she told them and they listened. So much so that even when she turned on them they didn't try to get back at her but went against Luz instead.

I would also add, when Boscha did show an interest in targeting Willow it was specifically because she considered her a threat to her own position in the social hierarchy. It was not part of some longstanding thing.

Similarly, Boscha's own position in that regard is extremely lose given Amity is clearly the power player, but also cos Boscha could get ousted by King of all beings and need to do something wildly dangerous to regain her position.

But it seems like the longer the show went on, the more the bully gang was framed as her creation, under her control and that Willow's suffering was by her design more than anyone else's.

& the fandom seems to have taken that and made it so she's even an antagonist to her fellow bullies to the point where they want to escape her influence. Essentially woobifying them in favor of demonizing Boscha

Don't get me wrong, Boscha is a gigantic asshole and a bully.

She's just one of several however, rather than the only one at the school making everyone else bow down. She was Amity's second & her own position of nominal leadership was anything but stable, & Willow was not her target.

Also, I am aware that their planned seasons getting cut short may have led to this. IE, streamlining and simplifying Willow & Amity's issues and history to resolve it more easily but still, nettled.

#TOH #The Owl House #Boscha #The way she talks is so weird #9 times out of 10 its a mix of rebel jock & valley girl #Then she'll suddenly be rambling about social hierarchies #I swear her parents thought 'The Prince' was an acceptable children's bed time story

[anti-transphobia]

Everyone posts about how Stardew Valley is a cozy LGBT+ inclusive game but NO ONE mentions the lack of a platonic option for the bachelors/bachelorettes. Which would be good for aspec people and also just more pleasant for many casual players I believe but that's not even the point. I just want to become best friends with everyone and not only does that require me dating everyone at once and feeling like a sleazebag because of it (ik the bad cutscene can be avoided but I know in my heart they'd be hurt if they knew) BUT it also means the women flirt with me!!!!! Constantly!!!!!!! It makes me sick to my stomach. Truly ruining the characters I liked

#this post is not that serious or meant to be an Analysis or a Discourse Post or a Hot Take or whatever #i just think the dating thing needs to be handled differently #i should be able to Not Date characters and still get 10 hearts with them #also ive never made it far enough in stardew valley to marry someone and this is the first time i could even date someone #and ive heard that the flirtatious comments dont stop once you're married which is. really awkward for me #i mean i could probably handle the guys flirting with me while im married but id hope being married would be an off switch for it #its just awkward to have ppl im not actually dating and only gave a bouquet to so i can be their friend be called my bf/gf when. they're Not #i seriously need to find some kind of mod to fix this once i finish getting all the girls up to ten hearts #i will deal with the stomach churning grossness of the flirting for a while so i can see everything #but then I'm DONE!!! I'm DONE!!!! I just want my friends back!!!! #maru and abigail and haley !!! my buds!!! #NOT emily shes scary and NOT leah because we just didn't click and DEFINITELY not penny because i fucking hate her #penny sucks. penny dni #but yeah the flirting feels gross because im gay and repulsed by women romantically/sexually #and even though i did open myself up to this by playing the game. because i dont want it it feels like its being forced on me #which makes it feel even WORSE than normal #and its like. not only do i feel like I'm stringing along these characters #but i feel like my friendship with my favourites is ruined :(

[popstart]

goddddd whenever i remember julias canon voice is Like That it has me cringe so bad. shes very very obviously supposed to be a valley girl vsco kinda girl but her accent drives me absolutely nuts because its such a poor imitation of the accent😭😭😭and her lingo is sooooo generic. i do not hear like any actual valley girl slang or even californian slang in general. and yeah ok its a show, and its a canadian show no less which has rules on who theyre allowed to hire for their voice actors, but it bugs me and i see zero other people point out how grating it is to listen to julia for 2 seconds. am i the only valley girl fan of total drama in the entire world. am i the only one upset by this

#they dont even have her say hella or the censored “hecka” which i heard 3 billion times in elementary school loooollllll #i think the word hecka is hella funny oh my god. let julia say hella #julia and mk are so californian. i cant explain mk other than theres 3000 kleptos in the average californian highschool #you would not believe the injustices ive had to sit through with people looking through my backpack when going shopping after school #or having to designate a person in the group to keep watch of everyones backpacks outside bc backpacks are banned in stores #adventures in valley girl california with popstart #i could write highschool mkulia au so well bc they are SO californian you guys. #ps talks