#valloweaster

[ncutii-gatwa]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013-2021) 07.11 “Valloweaster”

#b99 #b99edit #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #b99gifs #tvedit #userbbelcher #dailyflicks #nessa007 #tuserella #edited by me #gifsbyemma #mine #it's spooky month

[jakeyp]

#b99 #polls #im almost sure halloveen is gonna win aksjsk #but the 3rd heist makes me laugh a lot

[gayhoediaz]

#b99

[bri1234]

My Favorite Quotes from the Halloween Heists

I rewatched the 8 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween Heists to find the funniest/best quotes!

Season 1 - Episode 6: Halloween I

Holt: Where did you get those birds?

Jake: By using my big fat brain!

Season 2 - Episode 4: Halloween II

Jake: Those guys at the impound. Did they really smash my car?

Holt: No. In fact, I had them wash it.

Jake: Ha. Good one, Captain. You can't "wash" a car.

Season 3 - Episode 5: Halloween III

*wailing at Boyle’s cockroaches*

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!!!

Season 4 - Episode 5: Halloween IV

Hitchcock: Attention, everyone.

Rosa: Enough. We know. The heist is happening.

Hitchcock: No, my ex-wife just died. No more alimony, baby!

Season 5 - Episode 4: HalloVeen

Holt: You’re not Cheddar, you’re just some common bitch.

Season 6 - Episode 16: Cinco de Mayo

Captain Holt: She's making it up. The pregnancy scam was my idea. Jake: No. No, no, no, no, Amy. Wait, is that true? Did you just lie to me about our baby? Charles: Yeah, did you lie to us about our baby?

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Captain Holt: How many cummerbunds are you holding right now? Zero. It's one bund to none, son!

Season 7 - Episode 11: Valloweaster

Amy: Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.

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Captain Holt: Is this about the surveillance system I set up in your apartment? [flashback to Holt watching Jake and Amy in bed on a monitor] Captain Holt: Sleep, sleep, you ugly morons.

Season 8 - Episode 9: The Last Day

Jake: So the heist is actually going to be the perfect goodbye.

Amy: What does that mean?

Jake: Drama, glamor, shocking twists and turns. And the whole heist ends up with everyone at the Brooklyn Bridge.

Amy: Is that meaningful? Have we ever been there together as a squad?

Jake: Uh, yeah.

[theme music plays over clip from opening credits]

Jake: I'm not sure why we all looked so intense, we were just getting falafel.

Amy: I mean, that falafel stand is really good.

Jake: True that, yeah.

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Holt: Well, your intel is of no use since we’re locked in here. Unless… you smash your gigantic body through the wall.

Terry: I AM NOT THE KOOL-AID MAN!!!

Obviously, there are so many more funny quotes from this show. I just love these 😁

If there are any other quotes that you found funny in these episodes, feel free to drop them in the comments!

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn ny #jake peralta #andy samberg #amy santiago #melissa fumero #charles boyle #joe lo truglio #gina linetti #chelsea peretti #rosa diaz #stephanie beatriz #terry jeffords #terry crews #captain holt #andre braugher #hitchcock and scully #nbc #cheddar #comedy #funny #quotes #new york #tv #halloween heist #greatest detective/genius #halloween #spooky season #october

[curswine]

I just watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine 7x11 "Valloweaster"

#BrooklynNineNine #trakt

[emilysworldoffandoms]

Favorite Valentine’s Day Episodes

Glee: Silly Love Songs and Heart

That 70s Show: First Date

Downton Abbey: 4x01

Carrie Diaries: Date Expectations

HSMTMTS: Valentine’s Day

Brooklyn 99: Valloweaster

Superstore: Valentine’s Day

#blogger #fandoms #fangirl #glee #gleek #that 70s show #t7s #downton abbey #carrie diaries #hsmtmts #brooklyn 99 #b99 #superstore #valentines day

[queerstuffonscreen]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013-2021) [II]

See Brooklyn Nine-Nine post I season 1-4

Season 5

Episode 1: The Big House: Part 1

Episode 2: The Big House: Part 2

Episode 3: Kicks

Episode 4: HalloVeen

Episode 5: Bad Beat

Episode 6: The Venue

Episode 7: Two Turkeys

Episode 8: Return to Skyfire

Episode 9: 99

Episode 10: Game Night

Episode 11: The Favor

Episode 12: Safe House

Episode 13: The Negotiation

Episode 14: The Box

Episode 15: The Puzzle Master

Episode 16: NutriBoom

Episode 17: DFW

Episode 18: Gray Star Mutual

Episode 19: Bachelor/ette Party

Episode 20: Show Me Going

Episode 21: White Whale

Episode 22: Jake & Amy

Season 6

Episode 1: Honeymoon

Episode 2: Hitchcock & Scully

Episode 3: The Tattler

Episode 4: Four Movements

Episode 5: A Tale of Two Bandits

Episode 6: The Crime Scene

Episode 7: The Honeypot

Episode 8: He Said, She Said

Episode 9: The Golden Child

Episode 10: Gintars

Episode 11: The Therapist

Episode 12: Casecation

Episode 13: The Bimbo

Episode 14: Ticking Clocks

Episode 15: Return of the King

Episode 16: Cinco de Mayo

Episode 17: Sicko

Episode 18: Suicide Squat

Season 7

Episode 1: Manhunter

Episode 2: Captain Kim

Episode 3: Pimemento

Episode 4: The Jimmy Jab Games II

Episode 5: Debbie

Episode 6: Trying

Episode 7: Ding Dong

Episode 8: The Takeback

Episode 9: Dillman

Episode 10: Admiral Peralta

Episode 11: Valloweaster

Episode 12: Ransom

Episode 13: Lights Out

Season 8

Episode 1: The Good Ones

Episode 2: The Lake House

Episode 3: Blue Flu

Episode 4: Balancing

Episode 5: PB & J

Episode 6: The Set Up

Episode 7: Games of Boyles

Episode 8: Renewall

Episode 9: The Last Day Part 1

Episode 10: The Last Day Part 2

Watch on Netflix

See Brooklyn Nine-Nine post I season 1-4

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99

[brkln-99]

did the brooklyn nine-nine writers know?!

#b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #valloweaster #bbelcher #b99gif #b99edit #mine #b99 spoilers

[fulboyle]

“Why is the precinct full of bunnies?"

#gifs #s07e11 #valloweaster #season 7 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #valentine's day #easter #halloween #g2 #scully looks so cute back there omg #also rosa is so excited

[amanitacaplan]

#bbelcher #chewieblog #captainpoe #b99edit #dailyb99gifs #b99gif #Amy Santiago #Charles Boyle #B99 spoilers #Valloweaster #Brooklyn Nine Nine #Mine #Mine : B99 #1k

[schrutexbucks]

I spent every morning for the last year giving cheddar a taste for ham.

Oh, so that's why he got so thick and ended up on chunky pups

I submitted his photo. And once you put cheddar on a diet all I had to do was mark the gems with a little that sweet ham taste.

Brooklyn 99 Valloweaster Season 7 Episode 11

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #jake Peralta #halloween heist #valloweaster #cheddar #amy peralta #captain raymond holt #raymond holt #amy santiago #charles boyle #terry jeffords #mine #my edit #my gifs #b99edit #b99gif #myninenineedits

[davidlowery]

You guys were listening in on my therapy? That feels like a real violation–

#b99edit #dailyb99gifs #b99gif #b99 #jake peralta #rosa diaz #amy santiago #valloweaster #brooklyn 99 #ande gif #100 #250 #500

[olxwxa]

#7x11 #valloweaster #rosa diaz #stephanie beatriz #sbeatrizedit #b99 #b99edit #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 spoilers #gifs #my edits #* #☾

[blazeperalta]

credit to sevendrinkamy on twitter. I don’t know how legit these are

#b99 spoilers #b99 #VALLOWEASTER

[curswine]

I just watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine 7x11 "Valloweaster"

#trakt

[ninenineicons]

amy santiago icons

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WITHOUT PSD

#amy santiago icons #brooklyn nine nine icons #brooklyn 99 icons #b99 icons #icons #amy santiago #season 7 #7x11 #valloweaster