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troythecatfish · 6 months

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princess-of-thebes-1995 · 5 months

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Lecter smiled as he saw his favorite "patient" walk into his kitchen.

"Hello, Doctor. Is my medicine ready?" You smiled nervously.

Was it normal to pick up prescriptions from the house of your psychiatrist?

"Here you go, darling." He handed you the bag full of pills.

He clasped a hand on your small shoulder to stop you from leaving.

"Stay for dinner."

"I can't I -."

"Don't be shy. Cooking is your hobby. I am curious to see your culinary skills."

"Okay." You nervously shrugged. "But, I only cook vegan."

Doctor Lecter blinked in annoyance. "..."

Why did he fall in love with you of all people?

#vegan #vegan humor #hannibal lecter #hannibal #yandere hannibal lecter #yandere hannibal lecter x reader #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter x reader

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vegangster · 7 months

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#vegan #vegan meme #vegan lifestyle #meme #vegan memes #vegan humor #vegetarian #animal rights #veganism #memes for vegans #go vegan #vegan tumblr #plantbased #original meme

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jhoumous · 27 days

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Plant milk options

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javaveggiedude · 11 months

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#vegan #vegetarian #vegan meme #vegan humor #vegan humour

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viktheviking1 · 30 days

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Soooooo, I may have seen something that bee post with like a million notes. I suddenly can't find it, but if you haven't seen it, it basically amounted to "vegans can eat honey. it doesn't hurt the bees. They actually prefer it. They make too much and it means a giant ape protects them from predators and the elements. It's a win win. They could leave at any point but they don't unless their beekeeper is doing a bad job taking care of them. Them staying the closest thing to consent for use of an animal product as you can get."

Obviously, big companies still do things that we shouldn't ignore, but local bee keepers and hobby beekeepers often treat their 20,000-80,000 little pets very well. (Obviously, you should still judge on an individual basis)

Anyway, I may have spent an hour and a half making this:

It's supposed to be a Twitter header kinda thing. Feel free to use it! (Let me know if you do? You don't have to, I just like knowing when people like my art :)