Never seen a barbershop with more meme potential
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The Virgin Lily Orchard:
Sides with abusers
Lies about having Indigenous heritage
Is horrifically abusive to friends and family
Always sides with corporations
Writes awful revenge-fics out of spite
Fetishizes black women
Dismisses an entire cultural animation medium (anime) as "spankbait for perverts"
Wrote the worst writing advice ever
Has a pathetic vendetta against Rebecca Sugar for simply existing
Sends death threats to creators
Throws marginalized creators under the bus for not being "woke" enough
Lied about being a "highly sought-after writer" solely to spite Rebecca Sugar, ND Stevenson, Darron Nefcy, Dana Terrace and her sister
Hates Asians
Hates Jews
Holds nothing but contempt for animation
Wants all of animation to be nothing but slice-of-life romantic comedies
Wants the Hays code back
The Chad Rebecca Sugar:
One of the nicest people working in the industry
Has fought hard for diversity and representation in animation
Is incredibly talented
Is friends with Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls), Matt Braly (Amphibia) and many others
Paved the way for more diverse creators
Has won multiple awards
Wrote and sang songs for Adventure Time
A non-binary, bisexual Jewish woman whose background and experiences influence her work
Created one of the most groundbreaking, inclusive, LGBTQ+ friendly shows of all time
Fought against higher-ups when they tried to censor the queerness of her work
Helped normalize discussions of kids' mental health
An uplifting inspiration to a generation of queer kids growing up
Influenced by both western animation and anime
Married to Ian Jones Quartey
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what i understand from youtube is that steven universe is actually the most powerful cartoon of all time.
every single cartoon thats ended after SU have killed its bad guy to prove it wrong. they only exist to react to it. SU has also created a powerful time loop, where every youtuber constantly craving a new cartoon to do the bold, new, revolutionary thing of owning SU by killing its villains. it doesn't matter how many cartoons have already done that. its always new, and its always important. its an endless ouroboros cycle of needing a new cartoon to be the first ever to not forgive. the cycle will never end. the youtubers never have the faintest recollection of other cartoons demonstrating how common it is to kill the big bad. its always something new. bold. refreshing.
steven universe is always defeated by every new cartoon, but the defeat never lasts. SU always rises again and must be defeated anew, for the very first time.
steven universe is dead. long live steven universe.
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