#very average

[brandnewdress]

just read a book where the author insisted on telling us the skin colour of every new person in the most unnatural way possible and they were also like 99% white anyway like girl we get it there’s no diversity here

#it was Not Good btw #very average #but at least a quick read which I need now that I never fucking rear #read *

[rawrdogger]

i like hypnos a normal amount

#kishin confessions #very average #very normal

[glitterxfemme]

I don't know if you've answered this before but how tall are you?

haha 5’5

#very average #anon

[chocolatechampaign]

17 30

:')

hmmm playing games (specially Touhou) drawing yuuhei satellite

and yuuhei satellite again...

#very average

[just-osgood]

Assumption: you get hit on a lot

IRL: false.

On tumblr.com: true

Send me more assumptions!

#I really don't see why #Very average #Maybe below #Dem asks yo #Asks #Anon #Anonymous

[gablehood]

historian: -writing about sums of money in the past-

me: alas how will i ever have context for the value of currency at that time

historian, about to immediately hit me with the wages of a skilled tradesman in that era:

#this isn't even a criticism it's genuinely very helpful #I do just love how often it pops up #“The average tradesman made this much in a month” factoid actually statistical error. Tradesman Georg

[neine]

i assume u don't cook very well

True

#very average #asks

[nipuni]

THE DOCTOR We had a pact, him and me. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all.

My version of The Master and The Doctor in their Academy days 😊

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st!

#doctor who #thoschei #doctor x master #academy era #my art #My thought process for their appearances here was sort of an average between their incarnations #the doctor is mostly taller and has messier and usually lighter hair while the master is shown to have had black hair in a flashback #also since Hartnell had white hair as an old man and we are not sure what color his hair was I thought what if it was always white #I've seen most draw him as blond but couldn't find any sources for it so I just went with this instead because it looks cool #I had fun making Prydonian robes designs!! I would love to design a bunch of Gallifreyan fashion for each Chapter and House it seems so fun #I also wanted to draw a Gallifreyan night!! since I never see any depictions of it even tho the planet should have nights #even if it's a binary system since the orbits would have to be very large for gravitational stability both suns would set at similar times #anyway I'll stop talking lmao 🫡

[canisalbus]

✦ Mom ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #comics #cw emetophobia #cw vomit #the kid had that gremlin look right from the beginning #featuring even earlier even droopier ears this time #Machete was born a runt and was frequently very ill when he was young #his parents weren't wealthy and his ailing health was putting a lot of strain on the family #eventually around age 3-4 he was left at a nearby monastery to be raised as a foundling #ironically the silver lining is that monks were way more knowledgeable about medicine and herbs and diseases than your average citizens #throughout the middle ages it was monasteries that served as hospitals things didn't start to get secular until early modern age #so he was well taken care of there at least

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

the Nein's level 20 outfits have an average of 7.2 buckles each

Caduceus: 0

Yasha: 0

Beau: 0 visible, but presumably 1 for her goggles

Jester: 5

Caleb: 16, including the 5 not visible on his boot, possibly more

Fjord: 21, including the 6 + 3 not visible on his boot and wrist, there is presumably one on his pauldron but it was not counted

some obvious outliers here

#ETA: fix bc I misidentified Jester's 4 buckles on her corset. Somehow it does not stop Caleb and Fjord from ruining the average. #very important math here #Caleb is up from 12 and Fjord is up from 10 btw #Critical Role #Critical Role things

[keeps-ache]

overgrowth and languor

[recommended you click and zoom] (alt versions below)

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #eyestrain #HI i am So kinda proud of this actually #still can't tell if it looks nice but!!! #//click and zoom piece again !! i was starting to think i had just given up on ever doing that again hvbhs #//!!!! #so happy i've finally finished it yay!!! #ik i used to average like working 2 days on a piece at one point but i was not nonstop-working on those so lol #//tried something with the background!! #and the inks!! #drew a cat which is very swag!! #the colours are a WHOLE new thing and i love colours that are yellow on the wheel but brown on the canvas!! #REALLY love the blue one (i wanted to have a night version and that's close enough :D)!! #i like the little orange painting in the background (a LOT)!! #overall i am changing my verdict and saying Yeah i AM happy with this lol #//but yeah gonna go post on artstreet now lol :3

[koszmarnybudyn]

Its gross, its very gross.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #teeny the teen #scary marlowe #hermie the unworthy #my art #i should have added more trinkets but oh well #normals locker is massive #this is my average kid hermie i suppose it looks a lot like my first drawing of him lol #i was able to draw something horay #i was having a shitty day but then actual food and the episode made it better #oh and i watched mutant mayhem it was really enjoyable #also there some really shitty movie about an alien on a school and the mc name is normal :[ #its very ugly tho

[alkalamity]

Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.

#aventurine #hsr aventurine #dr ratio #hsr dr ratio #hsr #honkai star rail #star rail #ratiorine #raturine #aventio #mermaid au #mer!aventurine #see ok listen #aventurine is a very smart fish and while he cant speak Human #he can communicate by impressing the idea of something on someone #which is why his speech bubbles are all abstract things bc he communicates by sending the idea of what he wants to say to ppls brains #and hes clever hes our cunning merchant gambler #so while he was initially captured by some researchers to be studied #hes able to charm them up and get them on his side... thus allowing him to have more luxury than the average experiemental subject #ofc none of this reallt matters when the researchers wont let him go free but its the smalle victories... #eventually hell work his way up to freedom #ratio is the poor sap who was dragged into the study half way to teach aventuring how to Be Human basically #he accepts the proposition bc everyone deserves to have knowledge! even fish! #my art #comics #scribbles

[purble-gaymer]

simple thoughts on meta knight and gender euphoria

#kirby #meta knight #king dedede #bandana waddle dee #misc knights #rhyn's art #he’s so gender #i wanted to keep this concise but if i were to go into more depth with it #when i look in the mirror on any average day wearing any old outfit #i see myself. technically #i know that i'm there. i know it's me #but it feels so foreign and unfamiliar #and then other days i have the right sweater or the right combination of clothes #and i see myself. definitely #those moments make me so much happier #because sometimes i catch my reflection really quickly and have to do a double take when i realize i recognize the person staring back #in those moments i feel like everyone who looks at me sees the same person i do #regardless of whether or not they know anything about me #hope this is all comprehensive. i'm not very good at putting this into words

[meirimerens]

[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.

Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #herb brides #my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn. #if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better #some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3 #Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered #they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will #the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average #why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨 #it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever. #my ocs #technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but #these two got names... #oc:shörmös #oc:yyrghene #yaaayy #my art