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venturelovebot · 16 days

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A/N: OH BOY!!! After a couple days of writers block I finally got this done! I hope I was able to do justice to your prompt, and as always, enjoy! Link to request here!

Premise: You get a little too tipsy and things get a little fluffy between you and your favorite archeologist!

Warnings: Alcohol and drinking! Other than that, nothing to worry about!

You watch as the amber liquid slowly fills your glass. A bead of sweat drips down your forehead out of nervousness.

"You sure you're okay? We don't have to drink if you don't want to." Sloane asks with worry in their voice.

The liquid stops pouring. The lights reflected on it glide silkily across its dark surface. You don't meet their gaze.

"It's fine. I just haven't had any in awhile is all." You reply.

You brush off the hesitation and down your shot in one go. When you were younger you could do five more of these easily, but your tolerance has dropped as of late. Sloane throws back their head and downs theirs next. They let out a satisfied sigh and wipe their eyes.

"Aaah yeah, that's the good stuff..."

You lay back on the couch and feel your stomach start to warm up. The heat then slowly creeps up to through your chest, throat and onto your cheeks.

"One more?" They offer.

"Hm... why not."

You watch as your glass fills up once again and you drink it quickly. It burns your mouth and throat in the most pleasant way.

"Just let me know if you want more!" Sloane pours themself one last shot before setting the bottle aside.

"Noted."

Without any warning the alcohol hits you at full force. The metaphorical walls you built around yourself to keep others out is crumbling all too fast. Your lungs inhale a deep breath before a sigh escapes your mouth. You try to center yourself as quickly as possible– your eyes dart around, from the walls, to the TV, to Sloane.

Oh God. Your cheeks light up a bright pink. The room was dark and you were praying they didn't notice.

"So–" They rub their shoulder nervously, trying their best to make conversation. "I know you're not a 'people person' but I you're the only other person I know that likes drinking! I hope you don't mind spending some time with me." They grin.

Dammit. They were so, so cute in every single way. The chipped tooth. The messy hair. Their jokes. Your brain teases you– you think about holding their hand, or cuddles, or God forbid– what if you kissed? No! You can't think like that. You scold your thoughts for being so brash.

"Not at all. I like spending time with you–" You catch yourself before you admit anymore. "Sometimes."

Your heart and mind are at war. Your brain desperately tries to regain control of the situation while your heart paints your face ruby red. You grit your teeth before taking one more quiet deep breath in through your nose.

"Aww, really? I feel special then!" They teasingly nudge you. Your body tenses up from the touch.

"Oh, wow [Y/N]! Your face is really red. Mine gets like that when I drink, too!"

In the dim light you can see their adorable face is blushing, too. If only they knew yours was for a different reason. You swallow your nervousness, reach for the bottle and pour yourself another shot to calm your nerves. Your eyes squeeze shut as you bring the glass to your lips.

All is quiet for a moment. The television provides a soft white noise as a movie plays in the background. For a moment you center yourself and place the bottle back down on the coffee table.

Then the panic strikes again– your hands shake as your heart pounds behind your rib cage. You shakily pour yourself another shot and down it before the alcohol catches up to you.

"Alright! That's probably enough for you..." Sloane takes the bottle out of your hands and holds it out of your reach.

Immediately you begin to pout.

"No! Just one more..." You complain, reaching for the bottle.

Your body leans up against theirs and you squirm attempting to take back the bottle. Before you realize it, your foreheads are touching and you're exchanging heated breaths. It's everything you dreamed it would be.

"I'm not drunk... just a little tipsy." You explain, pulling away from embarrassment.

"I'm just worried about you. Ever since you had your first shot you've been acting weird. Is there something you want to talk about?" Sloane frowns.

Your mind is drowning in emotions and further obscured by drinking. The filter you once maintained so well is gone.

"C-can I just be honest?" The words feel like overflowing water. "There's something I need to tell you."

"Of course! You can tell me anything!" They smile like nothing even happened. That's what you admired about them– one of the many things, that is.

Without thinking you wrap your arms around them and pull yourself in close. They freeze in place without hugging you back out of fear... you've never shown so much physical affection towards anyone before. At least, they've never seen you do it, that is.

"I love you." The words linger in the air for a long time.

Thoughts raced in Sloane's head. Did they hear you correctly? Was it just the alcohol talking? Maybe it was just some sort of cruel joke? Is it possible this was all just an alcohol induced fever dream? But still, you didn't move. Your arms wrapped firmly around them for stability while you nestled into their chest to hear their heartbeat.

If it was indeed just a dream... then neither of you wanted to wake up...

You finally feel the weight of Sloane's arms wrap around you and pull you closer.

"Oh, [Y/N]..." They were careful not to disturb your peaceful demeanor. "How long have you been keeping this from me?" They ask.

"Mmm... awhile..." You mumble, a sleepiness taking over your being as you lean completely into them.

You were both comfortable, warm and enjoying each other's company.

"I'm glad you told me." They softly place their hand atop your head and begin to pet you affectionately.

Your eyes close as you revel in their affection for you. The two of you are quiet for some time afterwards.

"I love you, too." Sloane admits.

They place a kiss to your head and continue their gentle petting motions. Your body fully relaxes on top of theirs and you both feel an immense feeling of relief as your emotions are now out in the open. There was nothing left to hold back anymore.

"Get some rest Cariño. You need it."

No one needed to tell you twice. Instantly you feel one last wave of calmness sweep over your entire body. All the while Sloane watches over you, holding you close, making sure you didn't feel anymore vulnerable than you already were.

"Goodnight." They whisper into your ear.

The last thing you feel was a kiss on the lips before finally drifting off to sleep.

#venture x reader #venture x you #sloane cameron #overwatch x you #overwatch x reader #overwatch fanfiction #overwatch 2 #overwatch #weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! tag time!!!!!!!!!

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demigod-of-the-agni · 6 months

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My faith is weak, and I feel a dark shadow over me.

Possession Johns are below the cut !! (blood/gore warning)

i will pay for your therapy

#tw gore #tw body horror #i drew this like WAYYYYY way way wayyy back when. didn't post this until now (obviously)#i was procrastinating and wandered into the faith tag and was overcome with the sudden urge to show you guys the babygirl #twas early this year- see that downgrade in art style and quality and the old signature? me too. retches. also hands. goodbye #i might do a redraw but idk #bro looks like he's questioning why the demon in the mirror is doing uh. doing the. hmm #also the missing roman collar!!!!!!!! literally sobbing. cannot be bothered to go back and edit it in. pretend it's there #i was hesitant to post this bc uh! gore!! but i figured eh why not. weeeeeeeee #john im so sorry you look so sad in this i'll do you better in the redraw i promise #like. the teeth. they're not even good teeth. the dentist in me is sobbing. im sorry. i'll give you perfects molars and incisors next time #tw blood #tw horror #john ward #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john faith #faith john ward #artoftheagni

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the-unified-programs · 11 months

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We drew a thing for @alildritten because we felt like it! And also because we wanted to practice with some charcoal pencils... Kinda like how it turned out (except for our attempts to blend the white pencil in with the charcoal... That didn't entirely go as planned on the left wing). Flag colors may not be exact, but we had to work with what we had and we got pretty close (interestingly enough, that second row on the flag is a LOT more noticable in the picture than irl... It's barely noticable in person)

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bawnjourno · 8 months

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over the past few days, i finished stitching the patches that i tried to iron on - now onto the patches that i’ll JUST be stitching on! this isn’t a milestone in the greater scope of the vest bc it’ll take months to finish but i’m still pleased as punch!

#sewing tag #it’s more the fact that forcing a needle through melted glue is difficult and ends up w me making myself bleed #SO the other patches should take less time to affix! weeeeeeeee

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draco-after-dark · 4 months

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Feral! JD au

Info dump time weeeeeeeee

HATES music (Mainly his old Brozone songs)

If he hears the song "Perfect" start playing anywhere he beelines for the speaker and yeets that shit into tomorrow (rip that one kid's b-day party)

Talking is difficult since he hasn't used his voice in years but secretly practices by himself

Gruff voice

Hissing, grumbling, rumbling, scoffing, huffing and growling are his main ways of communicating until he relearns to start talking

Branch and Clay are the main ones to reteach him but Bruce and Floyd also help. Poppy and Viva too

He cannot read, like at all (Clay figured this one out pretty quickly)

Tends to stand and stare alot (at first this kinda creeped all the brothers out but then they all collectively realized it was his way of spending time with them)

Has a sixth-sense of when one of his brothers is having a bad day

Big sharp claws

Floyd once watched JD pick a lock with his claws and doesn't know whether to be impressed or concerned

Runs on all four but can still walk and everything (its just faster for him on all him on all four)

gets the zoomies

Parkor

will bite as a warning

s t r o n k

perching on high objects/things

will smack shit

cat behavor zero table top items are safe

His goggles got shattered because he headbutted one of those spiders from the first movie once to scare it off. He was sad about breaking them but still has them

Fur cape because he may be feral but still has style (caveman royalty fit)

Master at hid and seek, tag or any game that involes moving quickly

Became grey when he relized that Branch (and mostly likely the rest of the family) were all dead or eaten after the events when he returned to the tolls tree

Keeps memorabilia in his hair from each brother

When he first got captured by Velvent and Veneer they were thrilled but then imediatly scared of him so they shoved him in a bottle and put him in the closet cause he was to loud

Veneer had to get a Rabies shot because JD bit him (multiple times)

Veneer "Does this look infected to you???"

Velvect couldn't use him in the sholder pads because he was too loud and they couldn't get him to be quiet so he was left behind

Claustraphobia go brrrrrrrrr

He did not have a good time in the diamond prison

Oh god I didn't realized how long this would be and its not even everthing oop. any gonna do crawl back into my grave byeeeee

#trolls john dory #Feral JD au #trolls au #feral john dory au

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moshieee · 2 months

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Hello! Sorry to bother you, but I'd just like to see if you have a ref sheet for your sona? I'm thinking of making you, Rabid, Dia, and Bun a little animatic. Actually, if I'm gonna be honest, there are a whole lot of ideas for you four in my head rn. Especially when Rabid and Dia posted something about the song "Anything you can do, I can do better." Sorry, I'm rambling. Also, since I think at least Rabid showed something about a mob au for their sona, I've had an idea for more animatics. But anyways, sorry for this ask being really long. Thank you for at least reading this, You make me actually remember to eat, drink, and take my meds when you remind your mutuals, so thx! Also, love your art, very very unique and all I think about when I see your doodles or pieces is ". . . . . smol"

Okie, I'll be taking my leave! Gotta shape-shift back into a rat to go to the vents and continue my endless cycle of ideas and au's. Okay, Bye Bye!!!!!

(Remember to take care of yourself, drink, eat, sleep, [take meds if you need/are prescribed them], and know that you are loved!)

And- *is literally being dragged out bye an Anon* oh! Oki Nighty Night *disappears behind a door and a laundry shoot is heared opening and something is heard being but in* (muffled) Thank you, WEEEEEEEEE-

I thought a little ending that I hope made you laugh would help :]

(I was giggling the whole way though the story, a lovely ending!! Bravo 👏 🌹!!! thank you for the kind words about my style it's something I was insecure about for a long time, and I'm glad I have a positive effect on people's health hehe)

dont ever apologize for asking something, I love getting asks and long asks just means I add the tag #long post

Also oh my goodness that sounds amazing and I would be honored

as for a reference I uhhh I've been trying to make a reference but I keep getting distracted

the only best references I have I have right now is this hair guide I made for Bunsowo that I kept forgetting to share It's a bit out dated now but still close enough

And the l eyes guide I made for Rabid that is now also outdated...

If you just need an image to go off id recommended this one sense it's the most recent

Jeeze I really need to make a reference for my sona. I guess I never expected people to try and draw my stuff so I'm not used to this...

wait what's this?

Those are my lines silly/j

I wish you luck in your creations and make sure to pace yourself so you don't get hurt

Also wait nighty night? Are you supposed to be sleeping? 👁️ 👁️

#also oop while writing this the alarm fo take my meds did go off #art #asks #long post #moshie Os #self sona #character ref #mutual

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awanderingmuse-ficrec · 1 year

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Spirit Son (Series)

Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender

Author: imadoctornotanescalatore

Rating: Teen

Warnings: Violence, Character Death, Child Abuse, Strong Language

Word Count: 44,930

Characters: Zuko, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Iroh, Appa, Momo, The Blue Spirit, The Painted Lady, Tui, La, Zhao

Tags: bada bing bada boom here we go again, Blue Spirit Zuko, Zuko Joins The Gaang Early, Book 1: Water, if I write the word spirit one more time Im gonna die, This is the rewritten version3 am writer brain goin WEEEEEEEEE, this is a product of insanity, I considered calling this Spirit Son 2 Electric Boogaloo, but i didnt, just know its the rewrite, My Sam Tinnesz Problem, A thrilling saga occurring in several parts, Now featuring Zayde Wølf, Appa and Momo are here and they are good bois

When Team Avatar reaches an Earth Kingdom village which is being attacked on a nightly basis by a monstrous spirit, they meet a mysterious young man with ring of blue around his golden iris, who seems to know more about spirits than he lets on.

Aang, as the bridge between the physical world and the Spirit World, invites this spirit-expert, Lee, to travel with him in order to learn about it, not knowing there is more to this stranger than meets the eye.

(Summary by NikkiPond)

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Three a.m. writer brain goin WEEEEEE.

This is the rewrite of Spirit Son. So, if you're transferring over from that, welcome back. If you're new to this story, hey y'all.

#fic rec #atla #zuko #aang #katara #sokka #book 1 #atla:canon divergence #atla:no wani #atla:spirt shenanigan's #blue spirt!zuko #painted lady!katara #wip #20to50k #teen

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sleepynenes · 3 years

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style experimenting and drew some hermits :]

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bakatenshii · 4 years

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thank you @undermattsun pour le tag! blank here

♡︎ 𝕿𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖒 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖐 ♡︎

1. You can call me: angel! it’s my actual legal name hh

2. Three random facts about me: I’m an only child, I recently discovered I needed reading glasses, I eat around 5 meals a day

3. My hobbies are: cooking, binging manga, and getting people abso shitfaced

4. Things I love: eating, creed aventus, a perfectly tailored three-piece suit, caffeine in any shape; caffeine pills, redbull, coffee ♡︎

5. Things I hate: anything slimey, slippery, insects with no exoskeleton, bugs

6. Things that make me happy: this hellsite and dumpster fire I call home (my wife @blahkugo)

7. Things that make me upset: getting my hands dirty, dirty nailbeds, Tumblr’s 30 tag limit

8. I’m currently obsessed with: skate rats (H***)

9. If I had an anywhere door: Tokyo always & forever

10. My favourite fictional character is: Hisoka Morow and Shigaraki Tomura (bonus: Ryuk)

tags: @blahkugo , @theygottheircages , @rat-suki , @lookslikeleese , @pomsuki , @sadwentz , @ourladyofseijoh , @obscureamor , @tetsuwhore , @thisisthehardestthing , @spicyness , @writingsbymo-mo , @natsuosfairy , @tetsou , @yukiimanic , @sanguinekeigo , @moonlightie , @hisoknen , @nishinoyyaa

#tags #weeeeeeeee #i have a hand fixation #we get it angel #fixed that typo bcos u INSISTED smh #give angel the tag freedom she deserves challenge #ill shut up now #im just a caffeine fIEND i need it at all times mmmmmm gimme gimme #anyways ill eat u all under the table #guaranteed

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trashmouthsahra · 2 years

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I posted 40 times in 2021

22 posts created (55%)

18 posts reblogged (45%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.8 posts.

I added 69 tags in 2021

#trashmouthsahra post - 23 posts

#dream smp - 7 posts

#batfam x reader - 6 posts

#batfam - 6 posts

#the originals - 5 posts

#batfamily - 5 posts

#the vampire diaries - 5 posts

#incorrect y/n - 4 posts

#dc - 4 posts

#wilbur soot - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 30 characters

#incorrect the originals quotes

My Top Posts in 2021

Incorrect quotes with the Mikaelsons ft. Innocent!Y/N

Elijah: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Y/N: ...I did. I broke it.

Elijah: No. No, you didn't. Kol?

Kol: Don't look at me. Look at Bex.

Rebekah: What?! I didn't break it.

Kol: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Rebekah: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kol: Suspicious.

Rebekah: No, it's not!

Klaus: If it matters, probably not, but Freya was the last one to use it.

Freya: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Klaus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Freya: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nik!

Y/N: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lijah.

Elijah: No! Who broke it!?

𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆

Rebekah: Elijah... Kol's been awfully quiet.

Kol: rEaLlY!?

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈

Elijah talking with Hayley: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Hayley: :o

Elijah: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Probably not Y/N they will try to calm the others down.

Elijah: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝! @𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡_𝐒𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐚

269 notes • Posted 2021-10-31 22:24:16 GMT

Y/N: Yeeted.

Tim: Yote.

Y/N: YEETED!

Tim: YOTE!

Bruce, sighing: I just wanted to know who threw a computer off the roof.

330 notes • Posted 2021-11-21 17:50:52 GMT

Whose (not) Adopted?

Philza: I hate to tell you but one of you is adopted.

Techno, Wilbur, Tommy, and Y/N:

Y/N: Only one?

Wilbur: Techno, Y/N and I don't even look like you, we don't look like each other!

Y/N: The only one who looks like you is Tommy! And even I question if he is your actual son.

Tommy: I am adopted!

Technoblade: I'm surrounded by idiots...

339 notes • Posted 2021-12-08 23:04:20 GMT

Dick: Can I get a hug?

Y/N:

Y/N: *Running away*

Dick: Oh... :(

Jason, squinting at something at the distance:... I think they are coming back.

Dick, smiling and looking at Y/N: Wait,really?!

Y/N: *sprinting at Dick as fast as they can with their arms held out.*

Y/N: Weeeeeeeee

Dick:

Dick, panicked: Fuck

363 notes • Posted 2021-12-08 10:53:25 GMT

Incorrect Quotes Batfam ft. Damian's S/O Y/N

Y/N: I told Damian his ears flush when he lies.

Jason: Why?

Y/N: Look.

Y/N: Hey Damian! Do you love us?

Damian, covering his ears: No.

Dick overhearing the conversation: Awww Dams

...

Damian: You like me for my personality?

Y/N: I know I was surprised too.

...

Y/N: Alright,it needs your password. Please don't tell me it's 1234

Dick:No it's not!

Jason: Wait really?

Dick: Yeah it's 123456

Y/N: Oh my god.

...

Y/N: You have to apologise to Jon, love.

Damian: Fine.

Damian: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

...

Computer: Enter Password.

Jason: *Types Y/N*

Computer: The password is too short.

Jason: Hey Y/N look at what the computer says about you! *snorts*

Y/N: *Flips him off*

...

Damian: This doesn't involve you.

Y/N: How the hell does it not-

Damian: Look! So what if I am in love with you?! Mind your own business!

See the full post

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #trashmouthsahra post

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bluewinnerangel · 3 years

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Was *~litrally~* about to full send deep dive into your walls/lights up post that somehow, despite the fact that I’m such a goddam ~lurker on your blog, I MISSED???? Honestly just give me one single day in your brain. It’s gotta be so fun in there. (I was blasting walls in my car today and thinking about those weird little plain and simple not plain and simple lyrics………….. maybe my busted up rust bucket brain will cough up some thoughts soon.) BUT THEN MERMAID HAIR LOU APPEARED AND I LOST IT ALL????? Nothing else matters anymore.

Anyway lmao I also wanted to say congratulations on the shoutout earlier today. You already know I love your blog because I annoyingly enough never shut up about it ehehe but—you deserve all the props! Thank you for being here and bringing us all such wonderful energy!

[warning I’m about to match your energy and really it’s truly an honest warning because this might be exhausting LOL]

askdjdklsfjsd I mean the whole chaos energy of this ask sounds like pretty much what's happening in my brain most of the time so you already got it hahahaha.

BUT THEN MERMAID HAIR LOU APPEARED AND I LOST IT ALL????? Nothing else matters anymore.

THIS. This is me whenever I think Ah Today Is The Day I will finish this one think I got going on in the drafts! and then whambamalambingboink these shits just show up with bouncy hair or just aggressive larrying clothing and whatnot and I’m just off so close, no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heaaaaart FOREVER! trusting who we aaaarreee and nothing else matteraaas NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but i dooo actually way to much WHOHH

God I feel like I already went through 28 breakdowns today (long hair louis, live lounge harry, too young analysis, howhowhowlivia and all the crap that comes with it, the louis yelling for help and liam doing the peacock block, I mean just scroll my blog it’s all documented i guess except the hohowiwiwa im just weeeeeeeee rollercoaster) and now you’re sending me back to the walls/lights up parallels HAH NO THAT’S FINE

oohhh and the shoutout <3 which @appreciateeverythingblueinlife YOU ROCK <3 <3

(context: yelling about the walls/lights up synced parallels, and also all that kinda stuff I should have tagged #welikeparallels)

#welikeparallels #just leaving that tag for easy clicky #rambling #chaotic rambling #something yes

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zevzevarainai · 4 years

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Hey! You ever end up doing essay on the kazumaji gifs? (I'm highly interested because it's always majima o' clock where I live)

it’s always majima o’clock here too; maybe we live in the same area... but lmao i didnt write the essay on my kazumaji gifs because i didnt think anyone would want to hear it so i meant it more as a per request kind of deal. and you’re requesting. I want you to know you did this to yourself, my friend

below the read more for everyone’s well being. welcome to my first official majima analysis essay

ok so in those tags i said something like majima is softest with kiryu because it is absolutely the truth (unless you count makoto, which i love them too, but majima has moved on or at least is making an effort to. and that was pre-tacky snake skin jacket and pre-mad dog persona.)

the prompt for the gifset was “maybe something about majima being stupid and unhinged but like, in a sweet way” and the whole point of this rambling is that kiryu is really the only one we see who causes the mad-dog persona to slip. kiryu says he can never get a read on majima but just because he is unpredictable doesn’t mean he doesn’t understand that he isn’t just batshit crazy. he trusts majima, and finds comfort in his lack of predictability, keeping kiryu’s life exciting and providing distraction from the insane amount of tragic shit that happens to kiryu. and majima has a similar experience of idolizing the yakuza lifestyle as teens/young adults only to have the yakuza drag them through hell. But this is supposed to be about Majima.

ANYWAY what GETS ME is again that mad-dog vibe slipping around kiryu. the only time we really only see it again is with Saejima when he comes back from jail. i’m gonna talk about that later too. LET’s GET TO THE GIFS i’m going in chronological order not the order i put them in

Ok so as an audience, we don’t really know what happened between Kiryu and Majima between Yakuza Zero and Yakuza/Yakuza Kiwami. Yes, we get that tiny ending scene of Majima going KIRYU-CHAN for the first time and Kiryu smiling at him. But we are given nothing as to how they met or why Majima started calling him Kiryu-chan. It is left completely to the audience’s interpretation. Because then it goes straight to the first scene with Majima in Yakuza/Yakuza Kiwami after Kiryu gets out of jail. It implies that they already knew each other, and arguably that they were somewhat close -- close enough for Majima to “miss him.” (What was majima doing for those 10 years, i don’t know, but he clearly wasn’t in a great place, missing both kiryu, makoto, and saejima, we ignore y5 lore in this household or make up shit to fill in the giant gaps) You could argue that Majima missing Kiryu is just Majima being “crazy haha woah” but his character is so much deeper than that, and it’s proven in this gif’s scene. Yes he is fighting Kiryu with all his men. But if you are reading this you understand that them fighting physically all the time is a secret love language. They never intend to severely hurt each other. Fighting is how they know that they have an equal, someone else who was modeled into a weapon because of the Tojo Clan.

And yes, “He belongs to me!” is an extremely gay thing to say. He doesn’t even need to say that, though. One of his men didn’t understand that he doesn’t actually want to hurt Kiryu. The guy picked up Majima’s knife and tried to actually hurt Kiryu. Majima willingly gets stabbed so Kiryu doesn’t get hurt. That’s a handful of gay subtext right there. Majima’s first scene in y1 is about how the world is a horrible, shitty place that will chew you up and spit you out if you care. Then he goes and gets stabbed. Self-sacrificially. He cares about Kiryu, even if it hurts.

This one isn’t as deep. It stems of the same concept of them fighting each other as equals. Majima explicitly says more than once that strength is the most admirable trait, Goromi says that it only matters that a man is strong. Kiryu is the only person who presents a challenge to him. He admires him.

(As a disclaimer, I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with Goromi. I’ve also seen a lot of non-binary, gender-fluid, etc. people project on Goromi and Majima, and I feel like that can only be a good thing. Obviously they deserve more and more quality representation. I think the people who dislike Goromi are valid as well, but for the sake of this argument we are going to see Goromi as the people who project on her do and I’m going to use she/her pronouns when talking about Goromi.)

Regardless on your stance on this whole little side quest, the player has the choice to go along with Goromi which creates actually a lot of subtle connecting between the two of them. Even in just talking to her, we see the mad-dog mask slip. She talks about how much she cared about the girls at Club Shine and wonders how they’re doing. Literally says “all part of my tragic-ass backstory.” And Kiryu sympathizes with it. Says he sees through the “i hated it” bullshit and sees Majima/Goromi’s true self, which is that the cabaret job was hard for Majima because he cared about the women and didn’t like using them as a source of income and knew it would be his fault if they got hurt.

Also, Goromi says that "When I’m with a guy, it’s all about if I’m having enough fun. That’s why he’s gotta be strong.” Sound like someone we know? Someone who we are talking about in the last gif with i-just-got-the-shit-beat-out-of-me-and-it-was-awesome bliss on his face?

Anyway, the scene in the gif is near the end of the session. Kiryu is talking about how he’s been in prison for 10 years, and Goromi says that now that he’s out he should try to relax and and a little fun. Arguably, “since you’re so lonely right now, I’m gonna give ya a hand!” is most of Majima’s role in YK1. Kiryu gets out of prison. Majima wants to fight him all the time and says it’s because he’s gone soft and needs to train. Majima Everywhere presents excitement in his life when everything else is hard and shitty and traumatizing. Yes, Majima kidnapped Haruka. But there isn’t a lot of info on that. Majima says he did it so they could fight but it very likely could have been an order from the Tojo Clan or even Nishiki. Until he develops a bond with Haruka, Majima is, in a way, all he has. Nishiki is mean now. Yumi is ???. Kazama is i don’t even remember but he certainly isn’t any emotional support. He’s lonely. Majima is the only person he has from before prison, and quite possibly the only person who understands what he is going through.

YK2, Kiryu has yeeted out of Majima’s life as Kiryu does, but he’s trying to protect haruka so I’ll let it slide. And what does Majima do now that Kiryu’s not there? Leaves the Tojo Clan. Yes it’s because he doesn’t like the 5th chairman’s style and to make up for Kawamura, but the point is he’s bored. The use of “MY Kiryu-chan” is obviously written there because “haha majima he’s crazyyy” but come on. Majima left the Tojo Clan after Kiryu stepped down as the 4th chairman. Because he was bored. Because he couldn’t trust his own men. The only person he considered an equal just wasn’t there anymore and he found it difficult to adjust. (That’s YEARNING, fellas)

So yes, HIS Kiryu-chan came home, but what is home in this context? It clearly isn’t the tojo clan, so I guess it could be Kamurocho in general. But if the clan doesn’t make it home, what does make it home? Perhaps a certain triangle shaped man??

Oh boy silly Majima wants to fight Kiryu again hahaha weeeeeeeee NO listen, LISTEN, he does want to fight kiryu again, because 1) the man has been bored for a year 2) FIGHTING IS THEIR LOVE LANGUAGE 3) Majima is once again surprising Kiryu in a world where nothing surprises him anymore, where kiryu expects people to be vile and only want him for gain. Every single goddamn game it’s “Kiryu plz save the Tojo Clan plz” and Kiryu NEVER gets anything in return unless you count, i don’t know, Daigo and Haruka’s safety? But Majima doesn’t give a shit about any of that. Majima is one of the only people who consistently does things for Kiryu (even if they’re presented in an abnormal way). Majima is really the only one who makes sacrifices for Kiryu. But this fight, it kicks off YK2 of “hey, i missed you but i won’t admit it because we’re manly yakuza, please let me try to make you smile.”

THE kazumaji scene. Going off of Majima being the only one to make sacrifices for Kiryu, here’s a perfect example. Majima first aids the Tojo Clan which he swore to leave literally only because Kiryu asked him to. Then, here, he get beaten within an inch of his life because he promised Kiryu he would protect Kamurocho from Ryuji. Majima does not give a shit about the Tojo Clan at this point. Yes, Majima LOVEEESSSS beating people up, but he’s fatally wounded. This is not a Majima who would die for the Tojo Clan. This is a Majima willing to die for Kiryu. After warning Kiryu about being to trusting, too.

And of course, we get the Majima collapsing on the pavement and Kiryu rushing in to CRADLE him in his arms like a damn fanfic. You’ve even got the “I did it for you” which everyone knows is basically an “I love you.” Look at Majima’s face in the gif. Bless the Kiwami 2 graphics, first of all. He’s looking at Kiryu like he wants him to be the last thing he sees, like he wants him to know that he’s going out for Kiryu, that despite the fact that he’s about to cough up blood he needs Kiryu to have the information he needs to save the clan and Kamurocho. He’s telling Kiryu all this with labored breath because he promised. Kiryu “One-Expression” Kazuma is viably worried as hell, the little nod in the gif kills me because Kiryu needs him to know he’s touched and he’s so grateful. The only reason Kiryu left him was because there was danger elsewhere and he trusts Kaoru enough to take care of him. (Side note: I love Kaoru Sayama, but I still feel like she’s good enough a character on her own and doesn’t need to be a romantic interest for Kiryu. Like it was like oh... she’s Girl so she needs to fall for the Big Strong Male Protag.... If Majima was a cis girl they would have made out in this game, maybe even y1.)

7) Speaking of sacrifices, Yakuza 3, the game where Majima literally joined the Tojo Clan again because Kiryu wanted him to protect Daigo. That’s a huge lifestyle change, Majima.

Yes, this scene is funny because Majima is riding in a Barbie-ass truck like a 15 year old driving on a learner’s permit in a downpour (yet proves he can drive stick seconds later) and thinks he hit Kiryu while he purposely hit everyone else. Look, Majima needs this ok y3 he looks like he’s been crying since kiryu left no one No One is going to hurt Kiryu now

That truck is likely stolen, he’s driving erratically as fast as he can because Kiryu is in danger, how did he even know that Kiryu was in danger is it like some kind of 6th sense... If you didn’t already know, I would take a bullet for Majima’s voice actor; his delivery of “Kiryu-chan! Where are you?!” could have just been like haha oops kiryu did i hit you ;3 but instead it’s this raw cry of genuine panic, like did his actions get kiryu hurt, Majima could not live with himself if he was the reason Kiryu got fatally hurt

8) Ok I’ve hinted at the fact that I have beef with the Hot Mess that is yakuza 5, wasn’t huge on Y4 and Y6 was fine but it was heavily based on the events of Y5. In my head I’ve got an entire fix-it fanfic in which Majima yeets out to Okinawa with Kiryu after Y3 I could write that upon request too ANYWAY here’s another sacrificial majima...

Despite not caring for Y5, THIS SCENE is RAW. Maybe he’s not super “unhinged” in this scene but it’s just so much. Majima, who Kiryu brokedown in his taxi bc he thought he got killed (because Kiryu made him stay in the tojo clan haha we’re out here crying), chooses Kiryu over Saejima. Saejima, Majima’s oath brother, Saejima. We love Saejima, Majima loves Saejima, but 25 years is a long ass time. Majima changed. Saejima changed. For awhile he had Makoto, but then Kiryu was all Majima had for a good chunk of Saejima’s time in prison. This is the man Majima got his eye stabbed out for defending. But the BaD GuYs that arent memorable enough for me to even look up the names of are like look, we want to watch the world burn because we are Bad Guys, so either you are going to fight your brother to the death or we are going to snipe Kiryu’s daughter in the fucking head. Obviously he doesn’t know that Baba is going to betray them, so he has to pick between Saejima and Haruka. He chooses to potentially kill Saejima for Kiryu’s happiness. I’m sure if things didn’t change, Majima would have held back and let Saejima kill him. Majima would rather die than see Kiryu in pain. Majima would rather kill Saejima/let Saejima kill him than let Haruka die. If that’s not a giant declaration of unconditional love and devotion, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Anyway, thanks so much for indulging me and listening to my yakuza opinions if you made it this far you the mvp :’’’’)

#i can't believe i sat down and wrote this monster #thank you so much for the ask #i love talking about majima and i have no one to discuss it with #distinguishedkingdomwolf #ask #kazumaji

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I’m back at home weeeeeeeee! Time to do this AU hair tag!!

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"Trust Me."

For you @saps-sims ( Yes I sent this to myself lmao!)

Also going to throw in a NSFW warning because well it’s not M.K or Meg with out it going there lmao!

“You ready to go Meg?” I hollered buttoning up the last few buttons of my shirt and spraying .. maybe a little bit too much cologne … “Shit” the bottle broke thankfully not on me though. I quickly rinsed my mouth with mouth wash and grabbed my hat.

This place required you to dress somewhat nice. This wasn’t your normal fancy restaurant this was a restaurant owned by vampires. With exquisite taste. which meant expensive elegant clothes.

Me and Meg liked to have fun and often we’d go shopping for each other. we were weird I knew her size and of course her bra size. daaaaaym girl She was a D cup lucky me. Not that it mattered but we would pick each other stuff out and then surprise each other with it.

“I don’t know do other couples do that?” Or just us?

Anyway, I put my imported Italian I mean leather boots are pretty much Italian right? on and walked out into our bedroom Where Meg was just slightly leaned over her vanity putting earrings on

She could only wear real gold silver or what not. Mostly gold though silver makes me queasy a little not much though a little nauseous some times despite my dolphin bites well never mind they were some kind of metal in space that was nonirritating anyway not important.Here’s where it got weird.

A wig? I don’t remember buying that? Anyways it was styled and it was warm out not super humid but warm anyway it was spring-like April May I don’t remember the exact month. I never saw Meg with long hair like that it was so pretty. okay, maybe I did. But I had my reasons. Like I said vampire restaurant. I was hoping it would help maybe mask her scent? If her head made one.

I’m not going to lie. I had my doubts about this place but, every once in a while We all had to gather to discuss things that were happening I hated it it was boring as fuck and I never really fit in my self, because I’m not fully vampire and a lot of people didn’t like that.

But I was the Grand Master of Brindleton Bay .. Maybe that’s why nobody challenged me because everyone hated that area, it’s not heavily populated so the food source is sort of limited must be a water thing.

I wanted Meg to tag along this time because I really hated going, everyone else brought their spouses so I was going to bring mine. Little did I realize how almost stupid that idea was going to be.

“Wow…” I walked up behind her and put my hands around her waist it hugged the pudge but just the right amount. She seemed somewhat annoyed though. When she turned to face me. “Don’t say it I know it makes me look fat…” “You look good though.”

“Nah it’s perfect I like a little jiggle and you jiggle in all the right places I teased tickling her causing her to giggle. It was an A-line hybrid trumpet dress with a low back that tied up. and tie behind the neck with an open back that laced upThis dress prohibited her from wearing a bra but it could be tightened.It made access to the goods easier later on. I started to zone out.

�� Mal… .. “ MALIKOR!” “ Huh, what?” I was distracted.” “Can you tie me up?” Meg asked.

“Sure..” as I started the long and agonizing process of crisscrossing this thing I started to feet a aroused and casually pressed myself into her standing close to her so she could feel how hard I was getting because I’m a nasty bastard.“You perv..” She snickered Is that why you picked this out? “Maybe.“ I winked as she turned around after I finished lacing her up.

I looked out the window, and heard the sound of a horses neighing and snorting had to be at least 6 of them maybe 8 of them I could see and a rather large carriage behind it. It was almost the size of a bus! They had glowing eyes and they were huge. And it was very gothic looking almost deathly which I found rather odd. But didn’t think much of it.

“That’s our ride..”

“Wait what?” Whoa! Talk about riding in style! Meg piped giddly

‘Well ,we don’t fly there silly .Well at least I can you can’t. I said scooping her up.She let out a shriek of surprise as I literally exited our bedroom to our front second floor balcony and jumped from it. I can’t fucking jump skyscrapers or anything but I can jump a bit think sort of Dragon ball Z Okay bad example but I can jump pretty fast hop from one place to another. It beats getting distracted by street lights and moths… tasty moths. Meg buried her face after screaming. I threw in an overly enthusiastic WEEEEEEEEE .

(insert Siren/ A.J reading a book or something as they pass her and his window lolol with Meg SCREAMING)

I helped Meg in first before getting in my self This carriage was huge it even had a bar in it with some ghost taking orders It was pretty scary considering my own heritage apparently it was up there for being super weird the weird wraith-like creature both handed us, wide-eyed doofuses, a drink Meg hung onto my arm so tightly her nails dug into my arm.

“What is this final fantasy 3?” Am I in a video game? Meg asked. “I don’t know maybe? I shrugged. A gnarly creature greeted us it pretty much came out from under Megs dress.

She gave it a kick “ Wife not wearing undergarments lovely body ..” NICE BOOBIES YES! Lucky man, you are Malikor yes.

“Ride will be little long yes an hour or 3 hours weather rainy there lots of lightning do ring if need much else.” Meg’s eyes were wide as she shook her head. “We’re good thanks…” a package appeared upon the table

“This must be the low down of all the shit that’s been going on in the vampire realm that I have to read.

“Ugh, I hate this crap. Wanna blow me while I do it?” Megs features fell flat as she looked me dead in the eye. “I just had a gremlin crawl out from my dress a GREMLIN who knows what else is up there. “I could check I grinned cutting Meg off causing her to blush. “THAT’S NOT THE POINT!”

“No blow yourself.” She huffed and looked out the window. For a moment. ‘Where is this place anyway?”“ Outside of The Forgotten Hollow in a place called the Enchanted Vale

Forgotten Hollow apparently is the place where humans tried to get into the vale and burned it down out of anger that they were denied entry. Thinking they were superior or some shit.,

Apparently, this was in the late medieval times despite what people think it’s freaking huge humans just aren’t supposed to know about it because they can’t really process what they are seeing here. It could literally fuck them up.

I saw Meg swallow nervously. I leaned over and kissed her cheek. “ You’ll be fine, trust me Her eyes became glossy I could tell she was starting to feel a little scared. That’s only if your heart is already corrupted or something. “Like the Zelda games?”

“Yeah, something like that I took my hat off and ruffled my hair. Even though I was wearing what Meg picked out for me I was still required as per tradition to sport my Area Grand Master Emblem or Badge which was an Anchor to represent the bay. The hat wasn’t necessary I just liked it and it made me feel more traditional.

I suppose I should get to reading this then. I sighed. About half an hour in my interest was fading and was starting to get distracted. Meg had fallen asleep her head on my shoulder. I pulled out my phone. “ Dammit no wifi” Maybe I need a password.

I called over the whatever that thing was that crawled out from Megs dress. “Hey is there a wifi password I need?”“wifi?”

Yes .. please give phone will put password in.” Reluctantly I handed him my phone which he put in the password and handed it back to me.“Great thanks..” I whispered. I quickly checked my messages I texted Ren telling her to make sure her stupid brother did his homework Archie had his bath and Fae and Hunter were getting ready for bed.

But then I got another hankering … Noticing a curtain up above me I examined where it goes and noticed it was a privacy curtain and in case you wanted to nap or something I stood up and slid the curtain over and around the area we were seated in waking up Meg in the process. “ Are we there yet?” She snuffled. “ No not for a while. about another hour… Or 2.

I started to fidget as I was reading. Maybe I had adhd too I couldn’t focus now that I knew nobody was watching at least I hope they weren’t.“ You okay?” Me I’m fine I just have to piss real bad..” Megs hand slid over my left thigh she inched closer and closer to my crotch and rubbed playfully. She smiled seductively …she knew

“ You sure it’s not cum real bad?” “You’re really hard right now,” I grunted I’ve been trying to tuck it in my belt for about 20 minutes.

“Poor baby…” She quivered her lip mocking me…

“Yeah.. poor baby..” I raised a brow. “ Do you want me to help you?” She canted her head in a way that suggested she maybe will do it or maybe wouldn’t “It would be nice. I swallowed my voice cracking

. “If you won’t at least don’t make me jizz in my pants.” Her fingers toyed with my belt “ “What do you say?”

“Please, just fucking suck my cock already .”

“ That’s better, I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I breathed a sigh of relief as she loosened my belt and started to tease me even more. My dick was twitching like mad as she continued to tease me her warm tongue soaking the front of my briefs her lips leaving traces of lipstick around my bulge.

I wriggled slightly in the seat to get my pants down I really wanted them down to my ankles a little more. She was taking her sweet time. Not that we were there yet. At least… I hope not.

“ Ungh finally..” Her hands twisted around my shaft and stroked I know this was a pretty basic handy she spat on it for lube kinda gross but kinda hot at the same time.

I had to ask.. “Are you really wearing anything under there?” Meg briefly stopped sucking me to answer but continued to stroke me. “Didn’t you offer to check?” “I did didn’t I?”

And I didn’t spare another minute let me tell you, She sat with one leg on the ground and the other hoisted up on the bench with this look on her face. That just drew me in. she pulled her dress away from her behind so her ass was on the seat but I still couldn’t tell if she was her dress was rather long. I slowly pulled her dress up over her knees and saw.

“ Well, what do you know you really aren’t wearing panties.” I could see clearly through those nylons

“You know how I feel about panties..” M.K fuck em.

Meg stood up her dress rolled up from behind. She almost lost her footing when we went over a rather large bump this also forced me to my feet as it sort of threw me off the bench.

Slowly and carefully once it seemed like there were no more bumps I rolled down that thin material while loosening the lace corset gusset whatever you call that thing.

That was keeping me from what I wanted.

“Mal I don’t think..” She started I silenced her by kissing her neck gently nibbling on it while my hands pulled the string keeping her chest in place her dress fell forward. Freeing her breasts. Shortly after her dress followed.

It slipped down her body leaving my wife in only heels and pantyhose slightly pulled down as I went down to pick up the dress I couldn’t help my self and kissed her thighs

I threw it to the corner of the bench no sense getting that dirty. When she had to look pretty. “That wig looks nice on you,

” I commented. “ If only my hair were really this long she sighed,” “You’ll always be fuckable no matter what you do with your hair… As long as you don’t cut it butch ass short.”

I said continuously nibbling and kissing her neck as I slid myself inside her unable to stand it anymore.“You’re an ass hole ungh,” she replied her voice breathy as I went on full bunny mode thrusting wildly.

I placed a hand around her throat gently and allowed my thrusts to get harder choppier and louder. I was forced to place a hand over her mouth for a second as a way to tell her to be quiet before I was able to massage those creamy white tits I love so much.

I tugged and pulled and rolled her nipples between my fingers. She spread her legs wider for me that or she was going to pass out from pleasure “Oh god…”

She whined almost pathetically I’m gonna cum.” She whispered repeatedly between breaths and pants Unhh unnhh…"she purred before I grabbed her holding both legs around my waist and laid her back on that table.

I bent over her and kissed her. My hands still glued to her boobies of course.We honestly had no idea how long we’d been at it but a sharp abrupt stop sometime during our heated love making that this time made me bite Megs neck hard enough with my fangs that it caused her to bleed a bit.

“OW!” She cried. Like a lobster pinched her nose or something. Without thinking she slapped me out of anger. “ It was an “ACCIDENT MEG! “We’ve stopped moving.

“Now hold still.” And stop panicking you’ll bleed more. I didn’t get your jugular but close.” I’m kidding.” She shot me daggers for that one.

She was bleeding not too bad but bad enough which allowed me a quick moment To greedily lap it up it was serious enough to maybe require stitches but it was where her neck met her shoulder where it happened but it was deep enough to get a decent taste of her sweet life nectar.

A quick lick from my tongue across what just looked like a giant snake bite across her wound would close and make the wound disappear completely. We didn’t speak for a moment she was furious.

As I helped her get dressed. I felt horrible. She stormed out of the curtain once dressed to see what was going on. After I pulled my pants back on and zipped my pants back up and grabbed my jacket and hat I quickly followed.

We both stood in awe. Meg’s anger diffusing almost completely as her eyes focused on the huge gothic castle-like building.

“Vampires all over the world must come here..”

“I’ve never seen anything like this. This is a restaurant? Or is it a venue? The food here must be good then. …” She opened the door and stepped off the carriage.

“ Yeah hahaha” I swallowed nervously. right behind her.

“If this place serves food…”

“I’m sure it does Mal.”

Meg says as she held onto her clutch bag. But I brought some snacks just in case hehehe.” ‘At least it stopped raining anyway. I muttered.” Not that I mind the rain. “

This place looks like it caters to every type of vampire out there at the moment.” “ Let’s hope.”

I swallowed. wondering if this was a good idea I quickly caught up with her and allowed my hand to curl around hers stopping her for a moment.

Pulling her out of an eager and excited state. I couldn’t look at her I was totally ashamed of what happened and she was quick to pick up on it.

“Mal it’s okay I’m sorry I overreacted her hand caressed my cheek still stinging from when she slapped me. I’m sorry I slapped you. I know you’d never hurt me..”

“ Not on purpose anyway.” I snorted, my gaze finally shifting to look at her.

“ But it’s not me I’m worried about.” “ Do you trust me?”

I asked tilting her head up to look at me.

“With my life.” She shuddered but her expression was sincere “That was all I needed to hear.” I smiled and replied with a quick peck on her forehead. “ Stay close or things could get ugly alright?”

I put my arm around her and escorted myself and her to the front entrance of …this strange place.”

“Least it’s warm outside.” I could hear music Classical music as we approached.

Almost immediately we were greeted by a vampire that seemingly came out of no where. He had a large book in hand. “Good Evening Sir, Madame may I have your names, please?”

“I’m Malikor Kregore Grand Master of Brindleton Bay.”

I saw him smirk. “So that place hasn’t floated off the map yet then.”

“ Oh fuck off very funny.”

And “Yours love?” his demeanor changing upon eyeing Meg becoming sweet on her.

Megan Kregore “lovely just like yourself.” as the vampire flipped through the book “Ah yes there you are.

Welcome to the estate. - You may board here for the night as well if you are interested. I mean You must be exhausted after all that swimming … “Oh for Christ-“Please remember to “drink” responsibly enjoy yourselves!”. he cackled. As he disappeared.

“I swear I’m going to hit that son of a bitch with a brick,” I uttered to Meg as we walked through the door.

End of Part One

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