#what do i call this?

[those-rainbow-ninjas]

nya w a.. mullet? original thought was gonna be a wolfcut but it looks more mullet-y now to me. anyway demon slayer crossover shit

#at first i started drawing them as demon slayers and then i was like “wait wouldnt nya and kai be swordsmiths” and the lore ideas came roll- #ing in. #ninjago #nya ninjago #nya smith #nya jiang #CANNOT express how much the demon slayer soundtrack has saved me the past two weeks. it keeps me motivated in EVERYTHING ong #lego ninjago #softboiled art #ninjago fanart #ninjago demon slayer au #what do i call this?

[quibbs126]

So I was thinking of another swap au thing where the villains are good and vice versa for Cookie Run, like I did before with Dark Cacao and Dark Choco and the Licorice Sea, since while I like that one, I admit the scope of “swapping” is very limited, since for all intents and purposes, the two were the same as their originals, just something happened to Dark Cacao. And I suppose that Dark Enchantress and her group were more benevolent. (Although now that I think back, I think I may have intended it to be this was one difference in this world and not the only one, but whatever)

But anyways yeah, I had another idea this morning and I wanted to share

Okay, so basically here, I’m focusing on the Ancients and their Soul Jams, as the big difference here is that the Soul Jams Are corrupting the Ancients. But also like, they don’t know it’s corrupting them. Like, when they first started out on their journeys together, they were still largely the same as the originals, but after finding the Soul Jams, they became corrupted over time by them, each vying for the other Soul Jams and for more power, while also becoming crueler and their negative traits being increasingly amplified. They eventually started waging all out war on each other’s kingdoms, not resting until they had the other Soul Jams, leading Earthbread into chaos

White Lily didn’t have a kingdom and she largely stayed out of the conflict as an opposing force (rather planning on taking them from the others when the dust settles and they’re all weakened), but still continued her experiments with Cookies and learning the purpose of their creation. She still goes to the Witch’s Banquet and gets rebaked, but here, her rebaking disconnects her from her Soul Jam, freeing her mind from its influence. Afterwards, she realizes that she and her old friends were basically being manipulated by the gems, and her quest to obtain their Soul Jams is now about destroying them and ridding the other Ancients of their influence, in hopes of possibly saving them. The Dark Flour War is more her intervening in the conflict to stop them all.

Unfortunately, her efforts are only partially successful. She was able to shatter the Soul Jams and keep them out of the Ancients’ hands, and her efforts led to relative peace in Earthbread, as the others were also weakened without them and couldn’t continue their wars, but they were still under the influence of the Soul Jams (though perhaps lessened somewhat), and it’d only be a matter of time until they’re reassembled once more, and now she was imprisoned and unable to do anything outside of trying to guide her followers, both in their attempts to better Earthbread and to free her

Dark Enchantress probably isn’t called “Dark Enchantress”, given her new heroic role, but I haven’t figured out what other than “Light Enchantress”, but I feel like that sounds kind of silly

I feel like this swap has the potential to massively change other characters, considering the fact that the main characters in question have long lasting impacts on the rest of Earthbread, but I haven’t exactly figured out how other characters are changed in this au, only White Lily/Dark Enchantress

I’m also not sure how the kids of the Ancients would be different, since while their parents are horrible versions of themselves, I’m not sure if they’d be like, cruel parents now or something, or how their different influences might change them growing up. Like, maybe some follow in their parent’s footsteps, but others see it as wrong and rebel, I’m just not really sure

The only thing I really have is that I imagine Pure Vanilla to be a straight up “holier than thou” sort of character, where he still acts like a benevolent, saintly ruler, but he’s incredibly hypocritical and looks down on pretty much everyone, most of all his former friends, seeing himself as above all their petty conflicts, despite also waging war on them

Edit: oh wait, another idea, this time for Pomegranate Cookie. So basically she was the priestess for the Pomegranate Village, but instead of turning to darkness and destroying her village, since Dark Enchantress is more a benevolent force here, she simply left the village to join her side so that they might be able to save Earthbread. The high priestess we meet in game is just the person put as her replacement for the time being since she’s out helping the Enchantress. And also they don’t hate her because of this, since there’s not much to really hate

But yeah, hope you think this sounds interesting to you, I thought it was a neat idea

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run au #what do I call this? #corrupted soul jam au #let’s call it that #white lily cookie #dark enchantress cookie #ancient cookies #pure vanilla cookie #dark cacao cookie #hollyberry cookie #golden cheese cookie #my au

[pilesofpillows]

I wanna write an Attoye AU… or maybe it’ll be in the canon verse… IDK IDK but it’s based on the song Drunk on You by Oh Wonder.

Basically they meet/see each other at a festival and they’re tipsy, they dance, he walks her home, they almost kiss… but then he comes back in the morning for some hot morning sex breakfast and it goes from there…🤷🏾‍♀️

#attoye #fic ideas #attuma x okoye #okoye x attuma #okoye x attuma fanfiction #it’s a possibility okie #no promises #what do I call this? #a potential pillows production #pilesofpillows

[sm-writes-chaos]

Hello every lovely person here!

I won’t be very active for the next few weeks. I won’t be on my computer, and I’ve got school coming up so I’ll be very busy.

I’ll probably be able to be semi-active a little after school starts, but for the next month I’ll be not active.

I like to let people know when I’m busy so I’ll see you guys later <3 !!

#Update #I geuss?? #What do I call this? #not writing

[punkstylerecovery]

I think it’s ridiculous the way people are allowed to be assholes to me but I’m not allowed to say they’re mean. They can call me whatever, no problem, but I say, “Hey, you’re being mean,” and suddenly it’s crickets, like. The hypocrisy is blatant.

#:/ #trauma 'recovery' if you even call it that #i guess it's recovery in the sense #that i can SAY it now #that i'm CALLING IT BY NAME #but like #why am i the only one changing #i'm changing #to heal #but they're not changing #in order not to hurt me #like #the fuck #punkstyle #ig #is this a vent? #what do i call this? #i dunno #you're allowed to reblog #i just #im rambling sorry

[threadbaresweater]

An incomplete list of things that would not get done in my house if I didn't do them:

Cleaning any part of the bathroom (shower, toilet, sink, mirror, etc)

Sweeping/mopping the kitchen floor

Emptying cat litter (not just scooping but cleaning out the boxes)

Wiping down smudges on any surface

Washing windows

Things I have to remind people to do:

Put their shoes away

Pick up their own messes

Put dishes in the sink

Brush their teeth and wash their hands

Things I am very tired of doing:

See above.

#what do i call this? #domestic vent hahahaha #I work too #my husband is decent at doing laundry and making the bed #the rest falls to me #and before you say i should ask for help- hold it #because i shouldn't have to ask. this is their house too. I've showed all of them how to do things #and I've succeeded in teaching them basic things like simple cooking and doing their own laundry #but the heavy duty stuff is always my responsibility #(why do i feel guilty for complaining?) #delete this nonsense

[adair-the-bard]

I made some sims to play with while I wait for everything to be fixed, so in the meantime, meet Mark and Larissa, newly married couple who have moved to Del Sol Valley in hopes that they'll find fame and glory there. Not too bad for my first time making vanilla sims in years 😅

#what do I call this? #? #I can't wait to play with infants :) #simblr #the sims #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 cas #Mark wants to be an actor. Larissa wants to be a musician. #You see my image? #Gilbert-Zhang gameplay

[sedgewicke]

It has occurred to me that I really have no idea why Dilaf had to catfish Hrathen like that. Was this on Wyrn’s order, or was Dilaf just... havin’ fun? Does he have fun anymore? If I’m understanding the situation correctly, Hrathen was just there to serve as a distraction, and the invasion was always going to happen, so I don’t know why Dilaf was going on about his victory or whatever, like messing with Hrathen had any bearing on the outcome.

I don’t know, there are a lot of things in this book that don’t make any sense to me when I think about them, I really just wanted to frame that whole bizarre situation as Hrathen getting catfished by this exotic 20-something little twink, only to find out that he’s actually his old septuagenarian headmaster from Bone School.

Which naturally leads into the question of how dedicated Dilaf was to keeping his cover, because you can’t tell me that the hroden/odiv (H/o?) relationship dynamic doesn’t go there.   

#elantris #cosmere #dilaf #hrathen #hrathlaf #? #what do I call this? #bonefishing #man I hope that isn't something else already #when you meet a guy online and he'll send pics of everything but won't let you see him shirtless #that's a dhakor monk #masters of catfishing

[dirtytransmasc]

the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

#I don't have words to describe how I feel for the men of Palestine #the things I have seen them do after everything they have been through goes so far beyond selfless #what do you call this? this prevailing goodness and willingness to give everything they have and more? what word even touches it? #I don't think there is one #islamophobia has conditioned us to see these men and boys as evil and dangerous #we see this in how we speak about Palestine #and we need to uncondition ourselves #they're just as innocent and of value and good as the women and children #so fight for them #they don't deserve this any more than the women and children #free palestine #palestine

[aceofstars16]

Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

#I just boop a lot in return for even one boop 😂 #april fool's day #boop war #what do we call it? #I don’t know lol #booping

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

#*calls my local college English department* yes hello who is in charge here I have a complaint to make #yes a complaint of an etymological nature #what do u mean ur not in charge of that u r literally the English Department

[stil-lindigo]

Bisan is calling for another global strike!

I saw some posts just outlining Jan 21st, and wanted to clarify that Bisan has called for a full seven days of action.

What a global strike would look like is:

calling in sick to work

purchasing bare essentials ahead of the week so you can observe the general boycott of goods / buying as little as you genuinely can

putting in a concerted effort to elevate Palestinian voices and make it clear that this strike is in support of a permanent ceasefire!

For those who will have to purchase necessary goods during this time, please observe the brands that the BDS movement is asking us to boycott!

♢♢♢

Right now is also a good time to mention some better uses for your money during this week.

Available e-sims in Gaza are running low!!

Mirna El Helbawi and her team are working round the clock to continue to connect Palestinians as Israel does its best to cut them off from the rest of the world.

You can learn how to purchase and send e-sims here, and below you’ll find a list of what is currently needed (the areas in brackets indicate what region you should select to buy e-sims in).

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CareforGaza is an organisation that does verifiably good work, distributing supplies directly to Palestinian families.

They have a Gofundme set up at the moment, but because of Gofundme’s poor track record regarding refusing to transfer funds to Palestinians, I’d recommend continuing to donate directly to their PayPal here.

Good luck to all of you. Don't turn away from Palestine!

#i know that for some people their first instinct will be to scoff. how can anyone just not buy things for a full week? #what about groceries? rent? #and personally. i wanna say yes. there are some things that we have to spend money on to survive. #but it is possible still to make a concerted effort in your life #to carve out seven days where you can minimise that amount of money #i know its a lot. #for some people who are living on a tight budget. i know its not possible and i dont fault you for that #but i know for a fact that so many of us would be able to take out a few daily purchases in observance of this strike #do your best #dont turn away from palestine #free palestine #palestine #from the river to the sea #call to action

[thatpikmin]

People who simp for springtrap scare me

#fnaf #fnaf springtrap #what do I call this? #it’s not a rant but not just me taking for the sake of talk

[sexhaver]

calling the cops on someone else in america for drug use is the most comically evil action i can think of that you can still admit to in public and (unfortunately) not be shunned/exiled/physically attacked for. you're very explicitly saying that your sheltered discomfort with seeing someone do drugs is worth ruining that person's entire life over (even though you could get the same effect by just continuing to walk past the drug user until you never see them again). 18th century dauphin mindset. "papá! papá! i espied that peasant over yonder partaking of a snuffbox! throw him in the dungeon, lest my delicate morals be corrupted any further!" kill yourself perhaps

#*i literally do not care what drug-related trauma you have it does not justify calling the cops

[alphabetcompletionist]

i just got recommended the blog wordsearchwhatever and let's just say if this was 2014 our blogs would be anthropomorphized and kissing

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW YZ

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#and per se and #except a little bit of. what do the kids call it. kismesis #cuz they do word searches kinda bad #and i have opinions on that officially speaking

[jesterable]

flowey and frisk are siblings and i wont take a single other take. chara is there in Spirit! Ha ha . get it

#undertale #flowey #frisk #i originally sketched this on paper #and then i liked it so much i made it again on my computer #omega flowey #photoshop flowey #what do people call him these days #whatever its the same 12 year old #my art