#whatever could you possibly mean?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: dave middle name middle name

DAVE: you mean middle name last name

DAVE: or even better yet middle name strider

JOHN: brain is not work please restart machine

JOHN: ok im back

JOHN: dave middle name strider

JOHN: what the FUCK happened to my server player

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #dave strider #mod terezi #whatever could you possibly mean? #jade's fine she's not trying to activate a volcano

[joficeandwind]

Idea

Bully Character who hates one of the main characters with every fiber of their being and they have constant outburst of anger but it's played like a light hearted comedy/ slice of life for most of the series with one of the gags being them stormin off to a room and the characters outside hearing funny outburst noises but eventually we actually follow the bully into the room and there's a super jarring tone change out of nowhere and the outburst is played straight and the character is screaming and destroying the room and ranting 'till their throat hurts showing just how much he despises the main character and how it's consumed them in a tragic yet downright terrifying scene. Just an idea.

#j rambles #I don't usually type like this #but fuck you #No I'm not projecting #or venting #whatever could you possibly mean?

[shrack]

just remembered natalie holt named the lokius theme Lokius

#months before the show even came out and anyone could possibly slap their names together....she did that....... #can you imagine if there was a track in the fucking...whatever the sambucky show was called titled SamBucky #a track in ca:tws named stucky #like what the FUCK do you mean that you could just name a track that #and not to mention s*lki but not one named that huh. suck it #lokius

[taxi-boi]

Anyways since we're back on hermitcraft I think the next thing that should come out of the rift are the season sixfinity Sahara diamond blocks.

#hermitcraft #grian #the rift #rift saga #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft s6 #sahara hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #iskall #i tried to type his name in and autosuggest spat out both 85 and 87 what does this mean #whatever #iskall87 #iskall85 #you know for all the seasons that could have been the longest. #they went for 6 and possibly 9 #while EIGHT #eight of all numbers #the one who looks like an infinity symbol sideways #WAS THE SHORTEST #anyways #mythinks

[astraltrickster]

#memes #media #gender #this meme brought to you by me trying to figure out whatever the fuck the deal is with the lyn twins in genshin impact #they're weirdly identical as many fictional m-f twins are #but why did lynette get the cat ears when lyney didn't? #there are a few possibilities #one is that it's related to epigenetic factors #i.e. they both have the genes for it but some factor caused them to only selectively activate in one of them #one is that it's an x-linked recessive trait such that they started as xx or xxx #and split such that lyney is xx heterozygous and lynette is x/ with the one x carrying it #another is that it's a y-linked trait and lyney is x/ and lynette is xy #or you know they could be fraternal with just ridiculously similar traits #or genetics just work differently in that universe #or any number of things really because biology is fucking weird #but shhhh i LIKE to think of the less common possibilities #especially when said less common possibilities mean they're both trans

[baejax-the-great]

This is of zero importance, but brains don't have any sensory capabilities in the organ proper. You can poke a brain, and while the owner would feel that its skin and maybe its skull were both broken in order for you to reach the squishy part, the brain itself would feel nothing because there is nothing for brains to be feeling on a day to day basis, so they lack any sensory organs.

Which is to say if there were a tadpole squirming in my brain and not, say, squirming on top of the dura mater, I would feel nothing. Zero awareness of it other than the massive brain damage its squirming would be doing depending on where it decided to squirm.

#bg3 #notes from your friendly neighborhood neuroscientist #now its possible the addition of a tadpole to your brain would increase pressure #and that can cause pain #but yeah a tadpole could tunnel through the whole thing until it was swiss cheese and you would feel anything #i mean other than you know whatever the fucked up consequences of that would be #ask to tag #because everything i wrote here was gross but idk what tag it would go under

[senselessalchemist]

miscellaneous sketches that never got posted anywhere (as far as i remember)

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #the collector #you probably really don't want one of the explodey bats just hanging around #so * holds up beheaded like a cat when theres a bug on the ceiling * #but who do you hold up to get rid of the beheaded #i mean probably any boss really but some are more liftable than others #or you just get a broom and go pokepokepoke #have i drawn a different version of that same thing? #its possible my memory is bad and my filenames are uninformative #whatever i still enjoy the idea and i think it would be nice to just be able to cling to the wall #i would do that if i could

[icewindandboringhorror]

a quite simple outfit, trying to use the little blue and white apron thing (which is actually a dress I think, that I just leave un-buttoned in the back and added an apron-like tie to lol)

#self #mori kei #jfashion #NOT really but like.. it's.. adjacent I guess.. forgive me .. I may try using tags again though I kind of got out of the habit ghhj #I need to be... Seen to some degree. I want to start selling clothes and sculptures again to recoup the costs of having to euthanize my cat #and stuff . but that won't be very successful if I have like.. 15 people to sell to lol... #the eternal Hermit Conflict where you hate attention and Being Percieved in general yet in todays capitalist society it is nearly #a necessity to have some form of social network or media presence especially in creative fields. etc. etc. ... kicking screaming wailing #sobbing so on and so forth.. tearfully punching the cold mossy stone walls of my evil wizard tower... #I was also thinking of maybe opening a few sculpture commission slots and maybe Tumblr Blazing that post or something #but.. again.... sobbing crying interacting with the general public oughhf ouuch -500 HP #why can't I just be approached by some wealthy 65 year old woman who is nonsensically infatuated with my art for no #reason and gives me like $10.000 a week for food and art supplies and etc. and I can go fuck off into a cabin in the middle of nowhere #in the uk and just be left alone to work on my projects without even needing to build any form of connections or social presence because I' #already set for life and can just get funding and connections whenever lol.. WHICH not to be ungrateful like obviously I still appreciate #anyone who follows and interacts with my posts. I dont mean it in a 'grrr fuck all of you imbeciles I wish I could delete my blog!!!' or #whatever hhjkjk.. I just mean it more in a like.. I am very socially inept and my mental illness gives me severe social issues so any situ #tion where I'm expected to self promote or network or interact with others generally is nightmarish and stressful for many many reasons #and if I could somehow skip that part and just go straight to being a famous author or somethin.. that would be cool. Which I know EVERYONE #hates networking and stuff but I mean like.. on a level most people could not possibly comprehend.. I am not just an 'introvert'. I am like #doctors declare me incapable of functioning in general society very poor mental health prognosis probably should have a caretaker at #some point type Hermit lol.. ANYWAY ghbhj... alas.. I also feel weird about the sculptures in terms of what to charge for them #and always have which is part of why I stopped selling them. If I charged a fair even like $15 an hour many of them would be like #close to $150+. and nobody is going to pay that for a decoration. that doesn't even factor in like.. supplies or time spent communicating/s #etching the concept (if a commission) etc. etc. I thought it'd be better to just auction them then and let people pay what they want inst #d of a set price but etsy doesnt allow auctions and is it weird to just.. link people to an Art Ebay or something lol.. #AAAANYWAY.. the outfit.. I still love these shoes. they're nice and a little Older Style looking. always into pastel florals too lol #(everything is thrifted as usual. excited about the shirt because it's so puffy! it was in the halloween section though ghjhj.. like when i #s october and they make the special aisle in goodwill for 'Costume' clothes even though theyre all just normal stuff I would wear ghg)

[designernishiki]

majima being the 2nd most likely option on my kiryu coming out poll is funny to me because there’s almost no way I can see kiryu coming out to him Prior to something Not Straight already having happened between them at least once. like they’d be in bed together or something and kiryu would out of the blue be like “I think I might be gay.” while majima just sits there staring at him like wow. you don’t say

#kazumaji #rambling #you know what I mean right #like #at least something heat of the moment or whatever would’ve happened already in my mind #maybe it’s cause his feelings/attraction towards majima seem like a factor that’d help lead him to questioning and then #the eventual realization. ya know #anyway. possibly a very silly situation #kiryu #but yes yes I know it’s still significant considering there is a difference between it being obvious that he’s not straight in Some way #given their relationship and him admitting he’s not bi or this isn’t an exception or anything he’s just into men Exclusively #which could be a pretty big admission unto itself #but for the sake of silliness. just go with it

[craycraybluejay]

How many great artists and scientists and iventors dyou think died in slave plantations, concentration camps, and meaningless bullshit wars and genocides?

#i think about it every now and then and feel like crying #you know? #someone who died to the cruelty of humanity could have cured cancer #and their lives matter either way but #it causes me anxiety to think that even with whatever value I have it can only mean so much #people are irrational and cruel. i could invent fucking time travel and in some spaces it simply would not matter #how do you play at stocks and mind games with someone who does not Think in that way #a smart play for power or play for anything else is only useful so long as other involved parties arent insane or stupid #how frustrating is that? #irresponsible stupid people in power make my blood boil more than just the power itself #you cant even concede to someone like that either bc they wont understand compromise or surrender #but also its like telling a bully you'll tell his mom that his dad cheated #but the bully is stupid and beats you up anyway and now you both lose because youre definitely going to tell now #you could have come out both winners if he understood your leverage and backed off #but now youre both losers cause you are still all bruised and bloody and he gets to deal with his parents messy divorce #don't negotiate with stupid people. recognize when they arent understanding and just try something else like running #dont fret sometimes an appeal to emotion will kick em into gear #'ill tell your mom' vs 'your mom will be so devastated and sad when she finds out :(' #obv dont do that unless someones abusing their power over you/hurting you in a situation you cant just run from #because the best solution if possible is almost always run. leave. get away. #but if you have to fight you want to get at any angle you can #you want to corner the other person so they go from being offense to defense #and if youre just digging/prepping for a bigger thing you want to get them frazzled enough to make a mistake #again. this is for self defense especially in long term abusive/toxic situations #people who abuse using their power usually have ego problems. sometimes you can take a gamble and go for the ego #they do this to you. do it BACK. #and preferably have a weapon on hand if they are liable to violence and unpredictability #better to look for a lawyer than check on the status of your life and health insurances #it is never too late to fight back. some people will tell you helplines but they have not helped me or anyone i know #so i'm telling you how to fight back and protect yourself by any means necessary

[clowndensation]

do think it's funny that the current roman theories all have to do with him literally fucking people. like i'm not saying it's not possible, the show can do whatever it wants and i trust it'll make sense. but. while there is something oedipally intriguing about the idea of roman replacing his father with another man and then literally fucking him, that doesn't... sound all that likely?

in the wake of "smart people know what they are" it makes significantly more sense to me that he's going to fuck over matsson (who's attempting to buy his father's legacy, and so, his corpse (the company + atn)) and get in deep with mencken as an ally (because the last good conversation he had with his dad was him telling roman that atn and mencken are where roman belongs), and the show is going to continue on it's very consistent path of making all relationships psychologically entangled to a fucked up degree, with no true physical release for anybody.

like. in a show where fucking someone has almost never been literal, i genuinely don't see why they'd stray from the metaphorical now.

#like a lot of people DO seem to be talking about metaphorical romencken fucking but good god #some of you very much are team 'but i don't WANT to watch roman suck mencken's literal actual dick in a real gay way' #which like. i mean 1. some people suck off fascists to cope so. um. that's ableist or whatever. #2. you won't have to? when has fucking someone ever meant Actually Fucking Them to roman roy. #like. i guess his dad dying could make him spiral in a 'start acting on all his repressed impulses' way #but. i will be honest. seems significantly more likely he's going to do his best to be The Best Son He's Ever Been out of reverence #and his dad very much did not want a f****t for a son. so. i think his impulse is going to be NOT to bend for people #literally or figuratively #like i'm kinda classifying some of you in the same category as the 'what if roman dies in the end' people like. i mean he could i guess #but why is that at the forefront of your mind as a Likely Possibility ajlafkjal? #this isn't spn. death isn't really on the table for most people. although it IS like spn in that gay sex is probably not going to happen #it's also like spn in the way that logan is in superhell now. btw. #succession

[altschmerzes]

my most extremely petty beef is that i absolutely cannot stand the term 'situationship'

#gav gab #nine times out of ten it seems to just be like #'you're acting to weird to be Juuuuust Frieeeeeeends' #it's amatonormativity the term lmao. i hate it. words mean things. please use them. #and it's often used i've observed to like completely avoid agency in one's own life #like 'oh haha it just ~happened' #no people made choices. people are always making choices. whatever relationship you have with a person #you are making choices about it #your life is not happening TO you #if you use this term a lot gd bless good for you i'm not the boss of you #nor do i think less of you for it #i just. hate that it exists and if i could press a button and erase it i would lmao #bc it seems to exist solely to abdicate responsibility for one's own life and make things as vague as possible #i cannot emphasize enough this is the pettest of pet peeves #it literally does not matter at all #i just have a very specific aggravation nerve for it lmao #it's like how some people dislike the word moist or whatever

[irregularbillcipher]

for anyone curious-- kryptos, esp. post dimension burning, defines his gender as Square and Shape but not really Male or Guy, like that part's whatever to him, that's not the important part of his identity to him. getting to freely call himself a Square and Shape with no pushback is exciting to him because, as his status as a square-born-to-a-square, he was consistently ignored, told he should have been something else-- namely a pentagon, very rarely an equilateral because as tragic as a descent in caste would have been, it would have been more Normal Than This-- and forced into weird arbitrary roles and rotating schools and castes in early childhood before it was finally decided that fine, he was a square, they guessed... but also barely and because he was Barely A Square by the stupid laws of configuration and because the circumstances of his birth were so Strange and his Abnormality was so Apparent, he had to go to school with equilaterals so that only the lower middle class kids were put at risk by his Weirdness, and not the other Much More Valuable Real Squares. so getting to the point where he was one of the only members of his species left and he gets to just go "yeah, i am a square, i'm the only square left, and i get to decide whatever the hell that means now" was meaningful to him, and the guy part is like. whatever. but he is a square

#his assigned role was always v. arbitrary and shaky. his dad even asks if it's possible that he's a line when he hears he's not a pentagon #because a line is a parallelogram and he was being described as a parallelogram and the barrier between a line and irregular square #would very likely be arbitrary tbh! and it was determined he Was a shape because of his regularity in terms of angles and sides #but of course the fact that by laws of configuration he Should Have Been a pentagon or whatever also was a point of contention #and even him being equilateral would have been Tragic But Sensible by stupid second dimension standards #there was probalby some Unaccounted For irregularity in the family line (definitely the mother's side because if you notice in my fic) #(they almost ALWAYS blame the side of the mother. even oliver cipher did. because well! the seocnd dimension is a misogynistic hellhole!) #but a square having a square son? especially a square with the social clout of his father? that's just unheard of! #so there was a lot of squabble of Where He Should Go and what his caste role should be anyway #so him being a square was always something that felt very arbitrary and like an identity that could be taken from him at any moment #and he doesn't give a shit about his Caste Role anymore but he personally just likes being able to go 'actually i am a square' #'i am a square and i always was a square and i'm the one who gets to decide whatever that label means now' #he feels similarly about being gay. like 'no i actually understand this about myself now and i LIKE this about myself now' #'so i get to say this word as much as i want to now :)'

[astrxealis]

hi guys please wish me luck for my college entrance exam tomorrow for one of my dream schools xoxo

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #LET'S GOOO MGA PAREH 💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅 #i'm so chill for some reason even if ik i will never forgive myself if i don't get in. anyway. manifesting!!! i will pass with flying colors #IT'S REAL DAMN STRESSFUL FOR ME bcs i am aiming for honors courses which means i have to be top 15%... i am top 15% (and higher) in my batch #in school anyway but... urgh... #so. yeah. give me all your best wishes thankyousomuchxoxo AHHEHEHWHSHFJAH sobbing (but fr. if you do. i really appreciate it!!) #i believe in myself :] mostly. the time limit scares me and math and abstract reasoning bcs 5 minutes for 30 items but yeah. okay. #i am Smart ..... bro i literally got perfect on my physics exam and got 100 in statistics (i am really proud of these in particular) #my extracurriculars are good !! all my math scores are insane (cue a math nerd) and science (science nerd) english (god. no explanation #needed) honestly every subject is slay and so is my essay-making but ERGH. honors course... top 15%... #i will try to be chill! honestly i am already lol the nerves aren't getting to me somehow. gl to me and all that i know and do not know. #both here and irl :3 also to fellow ph kids (who are most likely younger than me if they aren't older and yk not worrying abt cets anymore #LMFAO) err idk if . okay idk what i was going to say LMFAO anyway i'm busy af and idk if i'm good with teaching others #but if you ever want any tips from me (honestly i don't really have tips. i do what i do and just make it. but there's a lot involved there) #feel free to come to me for anything ^_^ anything at all tbh. doesn't have to be acads idk i like helping others in general. BUT IT DEPENDS. #but yeah just hmu whatever i will have you know i am genuinely a smart & responsible kid and i am proud of that bcs my family is amazing w #smarts but also the Hard Work is there so :3 !! english is my forte science is my forte math is my forte. also socsci and whatever tbh. #i'm probably insane but i genuinely love all those topics and what we learn in school FISHFK so yeah !!! okay i shut up now #will do my best... zzz... and then i will work on myself. to be better than i already am and even better than i could possibly be. ya. fun! #the mga pareh is a joke btw i like imitating filipino kids like that. like yooo mga pareh let's goooooo wahee!!!!!

[pochapal]

gonna be honest i hadn't even really thought about a master key until now. that's...hm.

#umineko liveblog #so almost definitely there is Someone Else about now #either that or the witch narrative is finally getting me #but assuming there's an outside party you need to think about who could realistically have a master key #which would be a servant. but the servants are already accounted for #gohda and shannon died at the start #kanon just got killed now #and genji and kumasawa are with the group #also realistically i don't think there's a person 19 #which means that this is still one of the 18 #and for that to be true it would mean one of the earlier corpses isn't actually dead #which is an option that's now on the table given that the ritual has been thrown out the window #but as to which person it could be (if anyone)....i don't think i could say #i guess there's also beatrice but whatever she's doing is more metaphysical probably #yeah i think the master key thing is compelling but idk how much traction it really has #might revisit the possibility when it comes to the writeup

[snekdood]

ive been disillusioned with a lot of the left for a while, it's nice to at least see that other ppl see it now, though the reason why kinda fucking sucks.

#i used to think i could trust ppl bc of pride flags in their profile or them being trans or whatever #and then i put allll of my trust in that community not realizing theres a Multitudes of types of ppl in it #aside from even the fact some trans ppl can be nazis- some trans people- as much as it might make us look bad to admit- #are also predators and abusers and want to lie to you and use you for money and sexually abuse you and dump you like trash #and then accuse you of doing everything they did @u@;; ask me how i know! #so on the one hand im happy ppl see it now- it's not that leftists or queer ppl or feminists are better ppl- ppl more worthy to trust- #they're just as diverse and as good and as shitty as any other demographic of people. #you're gonna find shitty people everywhere. obviously you're more likely to find predators on the right but that doesnt mean theres not #plenty on the left too. #at a certain point calling yourself 'on the left' doesnt mean much aside from idk. thinking ppl need basic human rights? #and even then its apparent that some leftists dont think that. so who can say. maybe you wont misgender me? but nah- you will #if i disagree w you or if we get in a fight- i've seen plenty of leftists do this. #i just think the term is useless now. #i think the left is about to fracture into different groups at this point #anyways be weary traveler of ever putting all of ye trust into any group of people. #its possible to like ppl and enjoy being around them and still not fully trust them. and if something tells you to gtfo? you should #also putting all your trust in a group of ppl is a one way ticket into possibly joining a cult on accident #or at the very least a culty friendgroup