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loserdiaz · 1 year

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911 valentine cards!

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ohitslen · 11 months

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I GOT IDEA ☝️🤠‼️‼️

I think that Wolfwood has strong hands not only in the sense of strength but also in resistance, so when he punches or smacks Vash on his prosthetic he doesn’t really feel too affected by punching the hard material and barely notices it like yeah it’s harder than flesh but it’s whatevs

In addition to that, he has found that with Vash he doesn’t measure his strength a lot so sometimes he hits him a tad too hard

So to expand my panicked “oh shit sorry” eldest sibling Wolfwood response agenda when he accidentally fucks up, sometimes he will smack Vash’s left arm playfully and Vash will hiss in pain or act a little too real (not so exaggerated) when he gets the hit, and indulges in the way WW is all oh no oh fuck sorry uh did it really hurt that bad while Vash is doubling over in pain when he’s actually pressing down a laugh

It always takes Wolfwood a little too long to realize it’s not his actual arm and when he does come to realize it, he gets embarrassed but the violent kind of embarrassed and he hits him so hard Vash always considers not doing it again

He does it again at least once a week, and Wolfwood somehow falls for it every single time and the beatings get worse than the one before that

#Vash is canonically a little shit so many times we need more of that #that one ‘my arm fell off’ from the beginning of tristamp is what prompts me to think he jokes around with his prosthetic often #also WW hits Vash really hard we’ve seen that. but when he doesn’t mean it to his primal instinct wakes up and he doesn’t know what to do #as another possibility I think that he would be like yeah idc whatever boo to you and your weak ass #but would be extra careful the next time he considers hitting him #by extra I mean slightly less hard which isn’t saying a lot #this doesn’t have a point nor is it really that deep. It’s just a silly thought #old brother Nico and young brother (for minutes most likely) Vash will behave certain ways in my head #and it’s always hilarious to me specifically #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #lenssi rambles

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samaspic31 · 2 years

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Somebody take procreate away from me

#probably has been done before but whatever #star wars #sam posts stuff #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #maul opress #obimaul #tcw #prequel memes #sw prequels #it’s 6am I haven’t slept and this is hilarious to me idc #anyways Andor tomorrow I can’t wait

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xoxoemynn · 2 years

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It always cracks me up how Ed says "mm, sounds stressful, Izzy!" and he's clearly mocking him and Izzy just blows right past that and agrees "it is!"

#whether he didn't pick up on the mockery or he's deliberately ignoring it idk and idc #it just makes me laugh #Ed's inflection is already hilarious to me #and the contrast is just delightful #Izzy reminds me of one of those cartoons where they pick up the angry rabbit/chipmunk/whatever by its pants #and he still just keeps kicking and punching #OFMD #Izzy Hands #Edward Teach

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athetos · 10 months

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Zelink deniers in totk are so funny… like they could have made out on screen and turned to the viewer and say “we’re married” and it would actually be LESS explicit than what we got.

#idc if you ship them or whatever I just think it’s hilarious people bend over backwards to say it’s platonic #zelink is objectively the best pairing though. for what it’s worth #totk spoilers #loz

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almonddirge · 2 years

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Another year, another Scara imagine (one shot?) based off of one of my dreams.

You go to the mall one night. You’re not one to go alone, and the place is mostly deserted, but today no one could really spare their time for you. All is well until you stumble upon a strangely-dressed group of people speaking in hushed tones. You back away quickly, but the rest of the night you feel you’re being watched.

You swear you’ve seen the same head of hair a few times, but every time you look back to confirm they’re gone. You brush it off and decide to just get boba. The thought never crosses your mind you won’t be getting it.

When someone covers your eyes and quickly whisks you away, you don’t even scream. Goddamnit, you think. It’s more an inconvenience than anything.

The blindfold is removed and you find yourself face to face with a tall ginger man. Not wanting to open your mouth, you simply glare.

“No hard feelings, comrade?”

When you were blindfolded, you fully expected to be killed or tortured. Instead, you are introduced to eleven eccentric people, including the redhead. The man with indigo hair seems especially standoffish, but you feel like someone who just got kidnapped doesn’t have the right to ask for their kidnapper to be kind.

“You seem cool and all, but I really just wanted my boba. Would it kill you to let me get it?”

Tartaglia, the redhead, bursts out laughing. The others look less amused, but they agree to it. Makes no sense to you, but you’re not about to complain.

They explain that you’ll have to be inducted into their ranks because you know too much. You point out that you didn’t hear shit and that they could’ve just killed you. It’s half-hearted at best; you are glad they’re giving you an opportunity to leave your honestly shitty life behind.

When it comes down to who will take you to get boba, everyone looks pointedly at Scaramouche. Wasn’t he the one who looked most like he wanted you dead? Whatever.

When you arrive back at the boba place in the mall, he finally speaks up. “You should get the matcha one.” It sounds like a command.

“What a coincidence. I was getting that one anyway.”

In the forced proximity, you learn a little about Scaramouche. He intrigues you so much, and you want to get closer yet. It also helps that he’s attractive. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve already caught his eye. Why else, as you pointed out earlier, would you be allowed to live?

#genshin impact #scaramouche x reader #gi scaramouche #some additional dream things in case you care:#the mall is open at night. don’t think this happens irl. don’t question it #why were they talking in a public place about secrets? idk ask my psyche #it was super realistic too #usually my dreams are fuzzy. not this one #everything was vivid and there was a plot and things called back to earlier events #the characters all acted in character and ALSO their voices matched their en vas but they said things they never said in game #yes in the dream I was just like ‘whatever’ and rolled with it. I’m hilarious I know #this was one of my best dreams ever in terms of events and realism #I know most people seem to hate people who talk about dreams but idc I love them #almond writing

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jrwiyuri · 1 year

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Literally hilarious how bad odysseus’ journey went.

Went to get food, ate bad fruit and now my fucking crewmates don’t remember shit. Found different food in a cave- gets locked in the cave and all of the crew there get fucking eaten. Got a leather wind bag to solve all his problems, bag was opened and the wind made them do a fucking 180. Fucking canibals eat more of his crew and destroy his fucking ships. A fucking witch turns his men into swines! Passed by a monster, 6 more soldiers killed. Zeus makes a storm cause he’s a dick and now they’re running out of food. Idiot crew kills forbidden cattle, they all fucking die. He FINALLY gets home dressed as a beggar and bunch of dudes who are trying to fuck his wife make fun of him.

#like I’m sorry this is FUNNY #this is a hilariously awful situation #and I get that all of this was timed out way more #and like more serious or whatever #and it’s only funny because I read this off of Wikipedia at 4 am but IDC #it’s funny to me #like god damn dude

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princealberich · 4 months

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i was curious why i haven't gotten hate for that south park post but then i realied it's bc i have anon off. nobody wants to defend it on main i see...

#zchat #for the reccy (record) idc if u watch south park. consume whatever u want as long as ur not a shitty person.#its specifically when ppl ***KIN*** the characters i find extra hilarious #like you identify with the racist babies? the homophobic toddlers? thats you? youre proud thats you?#dont talk to me if youre racist. by the way this is me (shows a clip of a 12 year old slinging 50 racial slurs but hes sad so its ok)#its such a funny Phenomena:tm:

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covertblizzard · 2 years

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bart 🤝 kon 🤝 greta: experimented on as a child

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gothamcityneedsme · 8 months

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idgaf about any of the character arcs or storylines in harley quinn EXCEPT banes.

his has been like a 3 season long story about a pasta maker

#Shitpost #i hate that im not even kidding #i cheered when he killed the lady that had him on hold for 90 hours #Anyways. S4 is all over the fucking place and hasnt picked a solid tone at all #I do NOT get the angle theyre going for joker or harley. ivys is whatever. king shark and gordons are whatever #Barbara is good but at the actual expense of nightwing it seems???? Hello?#The joke with the ninjas taking damian WAS really funny though.#oh and nora is whatever too. lol #This show has had some interesting moments and ONE astronically good episode but other than that. snore #im really disappointed and confused by the new joker angle ngl. i preferred him being benched to this #WAY funnier with mayor joker.#I forgot. Alfreds story is fucking hilarious actually. But would prolly not be as good if we saw him too much #HIM GOING TO PRISON ON PURPOSE IS SOOO FUNNY THOUGH #Am i missing anyone? idc. Lol.

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post-modern-prometheus · 2 years

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sbpgon all on the sound stage hmmm

#I WANNA KNOW WHAT THEIR PLOTLINE IS LMAO PLEASE ?#whatever it is ik it’s gonna be hilarious idc #stranger things

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totalpkg · 2 years

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😂😂

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cinnabeat · 1 year

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i need to reread tcf actually

#i dont think i can properly appreciate the second book until theres more stuff going on #also idc about whatever politics bullshit is going on #although it IS hilarious that everyone thinks cale is a god lmao #i just want alberu to br there but noooo he has to be stuck at the castle doing politics 🙄#its necessary but damn i wanna see taerang again #genuienly the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen #taerang my beloved #alberu saw guns existed and was like yeah im gonna use that forever now #years of sweord training who? i only use guns now #legendary behavior #michi tag

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tamperedtrap · 1 year

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for a christmas tradition, it sure does make me miserable!

#adam.txt #Every year we go look at Christmas lights and it just.#my dad drives so weird i hate it #But i also hate sitting anywhere but shotgun because the car is like nowhere near as shaky #You say we leave at 6 so i don't change my patterns bcs it works out fine and you start freaking out #I just hate car rides i hate my dad driving i hate group activities where i need to be happy #Currently blasting one little spark so. Whatever #Thank the lord for headphones but unf9rtanly they do not suppress the feeling of being in a car #Idk I'm just all over th3 place and i will not fo4ve myself to endure a second day this yrar. I'm doing today and that's final #Funny hilarious thing is we have been driving for maybe 10 minutes #reblg if you want idc

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kikker-oma · 3 months

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LU HEADCANNONS FOR EACH OF THE BOIS

ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Four

Looks at his feet ALL THE TIME while walking, he doesn’t wanna step on a minish. Speaking of which, aside from Legend, is the only one fluent in more than one language because he knows the picori language

His hair looks brushed? Nah, it’s not. He tried brushing it and it always gets tangled, but the knots are just so fine it doesn’t even look like it’s tangled, so he only brushes the top layer of his hair.

Hyrule

Keeps the peace. One of the only reasons that the chain isn’t at each others throats. Part of the reason is that he doesn’t know what half of these debates is about, but is very good at making each side seem like he agrees with them, even though he’s confused.

Memorizes facts about everybody’s Hyrule to be prepared. Is VERY keen on being prepared. Even though he may come off as chaotic, he always has a plan for whatever will go wrong. Very much belives in murphey’s law.

Legend

ANGSTY GUY. Seems talkative but NEVER talks about what he truly thinks just talks because he feels the need to show people that he exists and is strong.

Claims that he hates children. Yet he will hug any baby he sees. Absolutely adores children if we are being honest. He even got Sky to teach him embroidery so he can embroid little blankets for babies 🥹

Sky

Hopeless romantic. He will wax poetry about Sun for 25 hours seven days a week if you let him. He shares literally everything he’s interested in with her.

He sometimes (this is so OOC but idc) sends post cards of him and Fi to LD-301S Scrapper to make him jealous. He absolutely hates that tiny robot.

Time

Cryptic. Will spill traumatizing memories of his past but will make them so cryptic that nobody will understand WHAT he’s saying.

(I think we can all agree) a father at heart. He knows eventually he will have to bid his goodbyes to the other 8 members of the chain but REALLLLY doesn’t wanna.

Twilight

Will eat table scraps

Is either REALLY good at getting women or REALLY bad, depends on where and when. Even though he is he regrets everyone because he’s still sad about Midna.

Family therapist. He knows everybodies problems and never shares them to anybody else, he’s always there for everyone.

Warriors

Even if he flirts with women, he never wants to date anyone. He’s still kinda… traumatized about Cia. He is more of a “take you out on a nice date but remains just friends” guy. He knows it may come off as toxic but he has best intentions.

He actually got his scarf enchanted by a great fairy. It as a defense boost and attack up. There is a reason he wears it, gotta be fashionable and practical.

Wild

LOADED, like 999,999 rupees. Because of this, for each era he goes to, he buys a yard of fabric for his home era. He will find use for it… some day.

As much as he and Flora are… alright together. He is still salty about her. He knows that she was struggling with finding her own destiny, but he still doesn’t like how he was treated.

Wind

Do NOT challenge him to any card game. At all. He will win he will take all your rupees and there is nothing you can do to stop him. And by the rare case that you DO beat him, he will pull the “young innocent baby boy” card which makes you want him to win and end up revoking your winner status.

A mischievous boy. Will poke people with his wind waker and finds it hilarious ever. Single. Time. The amount of times Wars literally had to hide it from him as he kept using the “control” power (idk what to call it) is uncountable. People would think that he taught Aryll all of this, but nope. Aryll was the one that taught him all those tricks. It runs in the family.

Ooohhhh these headcannons are so fun!!!

Fours little fairy knots in his hair is oddly adorable

Hyrule being the peacemaker instead of sky is really refreshing and I feel like more on oar for his character tbh!

Legend embroidering baby blankets has my heart MELLTIIINGGG😭❤️

Sky being a gremlin to Scrapper is also VERY true to his character. Sky is the best little piece of crap 🤣🤣

Time being SO cryptic hahaha and why shouldn't he be? It's so much more fun that way LOL.

Me feeding Twi all my scraps

Poor wars, Cia really is disgusting😠

Wild being rich🤣YES HAHA and they would be so shocked too lolol

Wind will BANKRUPT wild in a game of cards haha that would be a night to remember lol

#sweet blarefordaglare #linkeduniverse #linked universe

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stinkypeanutbutter · 4 months

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sbg sleepover hcs because I’m silly

Aiden brings a butt ton of junk food. Tyler balances it out with the healthy crap so they don’t get diabetes.

With a LOT of bargaining, and I mean a lot, they come up with hairstyles for Ashlyn. It’s only rarely she gives in, but it makes the sleepover worth while.

sleeps at Aidens house the most just cause it’s huge, and huge means lots of hiding spaces, and it also means getting lost easily (Taylor)

they have like scheduled calendars for each movie night on who gets to choose. It goes in some kind of order depending on who went first last time.

Aiden and Taylor choose the horror or drama movies, Tyler goes for comedy, believe it or not. Logan goes for any genre of sci - fi or fantasy (he also loves doctor who) , ben likes to put on musicals ( bless him) , and ash doesn’t have a preferred taste, but she really likes disaster movies ( and comedies with Tyler sometimes. Taylor also loves kids movies like trolls, MLP, uhhh idk any 😭)

aiden also puts on the weirdest things he could find. Put on human centipede once, got banned from picking movies for the next 4 nights

dinner ? They just order pizza or burgers. If they’re feeling adventurous, they make something together ( 60/40 chance of succeeding )

Probably do contests and play random board games. Aiden has a ton of them because he would play in his sad little room against himself when he was feeling energetic. ( help )

Tyler forgets his crap sometimes, so he just borrows from the others like a loser

They tell spooky stories at like 11pm just so when the clock hits twelve they drop down and become paranoid about everything

despite not speaking, Ben tells the best scary stories and it’s hilarious cause he’ll go out of his way and plant some fake audios around the house ( or ARE they ? 😦 )

ashlyn would keep her braids in no matter what, even if they keep getting stepped or rolled on or pulled or -

sleeping ? They plan on staying up after 12 ofc, but when they do fall asleep it’s kinda a mess . Ben sleep like he’s about to be dropped into his grave, at least so he’s able to react quick enough to whatever might be bad in the area . Logan sleeps like a caterpillar in its chrysalis stage , unless with the group , then he kinda just lays on his side if he’s comfy . Tyler likes sleeping on his stomach cause he’s afraid something might punch a hole through it again, so just in case . . Taylor hugs things in her sleep. Don’t matter who, just be her stuffed animal for a while and she’ll let you go and roll on her side. Aiden has a similar issue. But he only does this cause he never really had anything to actually cuddle up on besides his pillow so. . he’ll hug on to whoever is closest ( Ash or Ben ) . They don’t mind it , I mean Ash gets trapped but she’ll deal with it later. If no one is around or close enough, he’ll just curl up into a little ball like he did when he was younger ( habit ).

Pancakes in the morning let’s gooo !!!!!!! Most of them collectively use a bunch of whipped cream . I mean , who doesn’t ? Lame - o’s. Aiden likes to see how many pancakes he can stack on top on eachother before it falls

No pancakes ? Cereal it is . Ash likes Frosted Flakes cause of the texture, and how they don’t crunch as loud when you chew em. Plus, they’re tasty. Taylor got them captain crunch and lucky charms. Tyler likes Honey Nut Cheerios cause he’s basic , but can’t resist honeycombs . . Cause he’s still basic . ( They slap tho idc what y’all say 🫠 ) Logan prefers fruity pebbles ( me fr ) or cinnamon taste crunch . Ben doesn’t eat too much cereal, but he likes rice Krispys cause their soft on his throat. Aiden likes whatever, he’s probably gonna add random crap in it anyway lol

that last part wasn’t really a sleepover headcanon but uhms ignore that 😅😅😅😿

#school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard webtoon #aiden clark #tyler hernandez #ben clark #ashlyn banner #Logan fields #SLEEPOVER HEADCANONS !!!!#i love fruity pebbles ahem Abyway #My grammar sucks ohm

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