#which is funny cause she's not supposed to be XD

[igotanidea]

Lesson one - Xbox and helmet

(Dick Grayson x reader)

Summary/request: Dick teaching reader how to drive (or how to not drive XD )

***

“Oh come on! You let Kori drive your car!”

“That’s not the word I would use since she stole-“

„tomayto, tomahto!”

„Y/N…”

„Do not Y/N me! She did drive your car!”

“Well sorry to break it to you sunshine but-“

“Do not say that!”

“Kori actually knows how to drive”

“Richard John Grayson!!”

“What?! It’s true! She can!”

“And I’m your girlfriend!”

“So what, that’s an argument for everything now?”

“YES!!”

“Y/N….”

She pouted and crossed her arms over her chest, turning back to him. If the most important argument of being in a relationship did not work on him, Y/N was more than ready to give him cold shoulder, quiet days and ignorance just to get her way. Maybe it wasn’t mature but this method proved to be effective in the past, cause her beloved Dickie could not go without her hugs and kisses for more then couple hours.

“Come on, sunshine, do not get all moody. You know I hate it when you’re mad at me…” he whispered moving closer and wrapping arms around her from behind, nuzzling into her hair and neck, planting a little kiss on her cheek.

“I’m not mad at you…” she muttered leaning on his chest, enjoying the comfort his embrace brought her. “I’m mad at myself…..” her exasperated sigh was quite a surprise given the fact she was not so open lately.

“At yourself? Why?” Dick spun her around in his arms, brushing a lock of hair from her forehead, observing her with the intensity that was supposed to read her mind.  

“Cause I’m way behind….”

“Way behind? I don’t—Oh….” The realization dawned on him.

“Yeah… exactly….”

“Sunshine, there’s nothing wrong with-“

“Guilt, intrusive thoughts, frustration, fear-“

“What?” he frowned in confusion of the nouns coming out her mouth, not making any sense.

“That’s everything that’s wrong with not getting a driver’s license in time.”

“And terrorizing your boyfriend to drive his arm and leg expensive porsche. I’d rather have you on the passenger seat where you're able to give me that little kisses of yours while driving”. he grinned and she rolled her eyes. “Ok, you know, how about we take it down a notch. There’s no need to go fast and furious on the first lesson. We can use that old ford for now, how about that?”

“You kidding me now? It’s not even about me, but I can’t imagine you getting inside the car that’s lower than S class.”

“Yeah, see how much sacrifice I make for you?”

***

It was almost impossible to focus on the gears and pedals and steering wheel and all the rules and road signs, while having Dick on the passenger seat.

Generally speaking, in any other circumstances, it wouldn’t even be funny, rather pressuring, but seeing him barely fitting in the little space, with knees right below his chin, folded in a way only an acrobat could, but one that definitely wasn’t comfortable….?

Hilarious.

And dangerously distracting.

Which became obviously obvious to both of them when Y/N almost took a wrong turn and hit the highroad.

“NO!” Dick yelled lunging at the steering wheel miraculously saving them from a dumb death under the wheels of a truck, but not from the loud sound of horn and lavatorial gesture send their way. “Y/N! What the-? Don’t close your eyes, you’re the driver for God’s sake! Y/N!”

“Sorry!” she squealed letting go off the wheel completely losing her cool.

“If I’m dying I want to go down in some spectacular way not in a car accident!”

“I’m sorry!” she squealed again. “Not my fault you’re a bad instructor!”

Dick perked up his ears, send her a terrifyingly teasing smirk and made a few sharp turns and twist, in a absolutely not-showing off way, getting them back to the parking lot where they started lesson one.

Falling back on his seat with a self-satisfaction expression, brushing one hand over the other, waiting for her reaction.

He didn’t expect the silence.

“Y/N…?” with a  few more acrobatic twist he turned to look at her face.

“I’m fine—” she stuttered, despite the pale face and widened eyes that actually brought some guilt into him.

“Hey…” he squeezed her hand in a reassuring gesture “I think your first lesson turned to be quite successful. We both survived.”

“Thanks to your instincts, not my skills.”

“Well-“ Dick searched for the right words “at least you know that as long as I’m with you, you can always feel safe. Which obviously makes me the best instructor you could ever wish for, right?” he pecked her lips quickly before leaving the car, circling it and opening the door for her, offering a hand like a real gentleman.”

“What are you doing, Dick?” Y/N unfastened her seatbelt putting both feet on the ground “I can leave this diabolical invention by myself.”

“Sure. But imagine- after having done your license – pulling out in a fancy car at one of Bruce’s party, dressed in an expensive, exclusive dress, all eyes on you as your handsome boyfriend escort you to the door. I’m only giving you a foretaste of the feeling.”

“On the empty parking lot in a shabby ten year old ford?!”

“Precisely. You need to anchor in that image to help you motivate. We’ll build from it. I promise to help you, ok?”

“Cause you want to keep an eye on me or the other road traffic participants?”

“It would be a bit embarrassing if I had to detain my own girlfriend for a road offence, wouldn’t it?”

“You’re not a police officer!”

“I’m a detective, it’s pretty much the same, besides if I see someone drive in a zigzag pattern, raising some suspicions about the driver's condition –“ Dick shrugged innocently pulling her to her feet and holding close to his chest “it’s my civilian duty to prevent any harm from happening.”

“Civilian duty?”

“Yeah, that’s why on your second lesson we’ll be doing theory rather than practice. I’ll even buy that fancy expensive Xbox F1 simulator I had my eyes on for a while….” His eyes became a little blurry and voice drifted off “but it’s all just for learning purposes. All for you. Not for me, I’m selfless!”

“Of course you are Dickie.” She chuckled “absolutely selfless “but if you’re investing in my knowledge in the form a console game, I’ll invest in your safety and purchase a helmet just for you.”

#dick grayson x reader #nightwing x reader #dick grayson x you #nightwing x you #dick grayson x y/n #nightwing x y/n #dick grayson fluff #nightwing fluff

[alexa-fika]

hey, so I saw that you know about genshin so can you do a Klee Inspired child!reader with the straw hat lpirates? i just feel.it would be very funny cuz she is quite littary a Terrorist in discise.

Bombs Beware ( Ussop x sibling!child!reader)

A/N DO I KNOW ABOUT IT?! LET ME TELL YOU Im obsessed with it and the lore, kazuha my beloved 🥰, actually anemo boys my beloved, my friend plays it and we talk about it all the time (but I just watch it XD) . Klee is a terrorist, through and trough no question about it, she aint even hiding it either, girl has Albedo stressed, remember him stressing in that one event? Also kind of short and not really an extreme cook, mid cook? What do you guys think?

Dividers by @/saradika

Ussop's head shoots up as a weight is dropped on his lap as he tinkers and works on his gadgets, looking up to see an irked Zoro.”

“They were setting stuff off again; keep an eye on them,” he grumbles, walking away to continue his nap

Ussop looks down with an unimpressed look on his face as he stares at his giggling young sibling

“Spark Pirate Reader reporting for duty! I forgot the rest of my introduction so im going with just that” they exclaimed happily

“Gee, din’t have to add that last part, What did you do this time?”

“I was playing with your Sakuretsu Saboten Boshi; I love having them go boom!”

Usopp sighs

"Din’t we give you a set of rules anyway?

“Mmhm, Explosions inside the Sunny can sink us and cause us woe, Explosions can hurt people, Nami can be dreadful, Sunny be bombed, reader be sunked,” they recited

“Those are the rules the straw hats gave me.”

"Don’t touch stuff that isn’t yours," he says in a stern voice

"And don’t make them go boom. They’re not toys. They’re meant to be used as weapons. And If you know the rules, Then you know you are only supposed to use them outside and when we are not too close and just for self-defense, right?”

“But I would have to wait so loong,” they whine

He shakes his eyes at his siblings whines

“You only need to wait till the next island. That can’t be so hard,” he replies

“All that time without any booms?”

"Yes, all that time without booms,” he says, exasperated

Ussop takes one of his tools out of the pocket attached to his belt and taps it on the Reader’s head

"Besides, your explosives won’t work under the water."

“Hehehe, Lucky Reader’s bombs are waterproof.”

Ussop stares at her, extending his hand

“Why??”

“Because I’m taking them away.”

They grumble as they hesitantly place the bombs in their brother’s hands

"Remember what I said: no playing inside or even outside with them unless I say so."

“Please! I‘ll make sure the explosions blow away from you!”

"T-That’s not the issue here!”Ussop sputters

“Then Reader can use them?”

“No! We already agreed on how you’re allowed to play with them, and now you’re trying to push your luck."

“Come on! Dad said you should take care of me, which technically means im in charge!”

Usopp scoffs

"Where did you get that idea?" he asks

"Besides, I am taking care of you; that’s why im taking these back for now."

“Boohoo”

"You such an immature kid." He said rolling his eyes glancing down to his gadgets and concentrating on the task at hand

“You’re a weird adult!”

If you are a avid player you may be able to spot the different voice-lines I wrote along the piece, I did quite a lot, quite proud how I managed to integrate them to the One piece context 🫦

Taglist:

@imaginarydreams

@amethystviolin

#one piece x reader #one piece #one piece x child!reader #one piece imagine #one piece fluff #ussop #ussop x child!reader #ussop one piece #god ussop #op ussop #ussop x reader #ussopp #genshin klee

[yuikomorii]

Do you think Kino is a good manipulator?

// I'd rather say he's better at devising plans than at manipulating people. However, there are times when he is truly a good manipulator, such as when his words make everyone sympathize with him, causing them to fall into his trap, whereas other times his manipulation skills only work because the person in front of him is just too stupid. xD

I will never forget that one scene from Carla’s LE route, in which Carla and Shin (+ their familiars) realize that Kino was the one who sabotaged them because he wanted to get rid of the Founders, and although she listened to the whole conversation, in the next chapter Yui casually tells Kino that Carla has ENDZEIT. 😭😭

No wonder Kino called her an idiot afterwards, she literally gave him the perfect plan to annihilate Carla, since he didn’t know Carla suffered from that illness before. I LOVE Yui, and I excuse characters who make mistakes due to impulsiveness or a lack of knowledge, but this was the biggest “no braincells” moment in DL because thinking before speaking was the bare minimum here?? I can't believe I still find the scene so funny despite the fact that it's supposed to be sad... Why am I like this? :’P

#admin

[pageofheartdj]

SOOOO

We know there were supposed to be two more turtles, right? I don’t know the turtle lore but people have names: Venus and Jennika!

They would be their own characters, like everyone else in Rise so thankfully I don’t have to know much turle lore for this xD

FIRST. The ages! Wanna the girls to be the oldest sisters cause that would be funny xD And give Raph yet another existential crisis! He is not a leader anymore and he is not the oldest sibling anymore xD Mikey - 14, Donnie and Leo - 15, Raph - 16, Venus - 17, Jennika - 18.

Now, we know like 99% where is one of the turtles.

I wonder if Big Mama knows. There is a chance she doesn’t since she didn’t try once to pull anything with Lou. She probably found a turtle baby and took her in thinking she is a yokai and raised as her assistent. I hc her to be Venus.

The next own is my top favourite headcanon I will NEVER let go until canon says otherwise xD

JESSICA! Sounds suspiciously like Jennika xD And as far as I remember she is the only not-background girl who doesn’t have lipstick and in general her mouth is more wide, turtle-like. Now that makes me wonder what does this mean for her character and her not giving anything away to Leo. She described Leo’s look like a costume. Is she not aware or lying? And she herself looks like a human and I don’t see any cloaking brooch on her.

Their weapons probably would be from comics. With Venus wielding tessen? and Jennika wielding kuzuri?

NOW! The more specific headcanons xD Jennika is a bit taller than the twins and Venus is slightly shorter than the twins. yes kjsha

Their mystic abilities.

I don’t have much xD I would give Jennika illusions because she has to look like a human SOMEHOW. Would be cool for her to discover it on her own early on. I am curious how she ended up on the surface. Personal hc for now: she was found by a human and was took in and because she looked like a turtle she couldn’t get out and was home schooled by her overworked mom. That made her determined to learn how to fend for herself. She unlocked her mystic abilities, got into Lou Jitsu movies(everyone has to have it as a part of their childhood!!) and eventually got into wrestling where her showmanship’s strike was revealed and she quickly earned a stable job in there. She dislikes her turtleness and that’s why she refused to engage with Leo further.

And Venus? How about magnetic field. She can pull things in to herself and push them back for extra speed and damage. What if she did not discover it yet because of the repressed life style despite living among yokais. She also knew of Lou Jitsu and secretely idolized him. Though she knew about him not from movies from the human world, but from his fights in Nexus. She also unconsciously envied him for ‘getting away’. She is still loyal to Big Mama.

Now the relationships with the fam once they are discovered.

Jennika is very loyal to her mother but she is not interested in such a sudden big family. She is not much into it but is dragged anyway xD She can bond with Raph over their love for wrestling and will be openly critical about Leo’s humour(yes the Neon Leon xD) and not respect the squirt. Mikey will be fawning over her and she will be a bad influence on him, she likes him though, he is funky xD Donnie isn’t sure about her and constanly goes back and forth between liking her and being sus xD And she tries to use him which is not THAT hard xD (not malicious intent and hey the kid can get something out of it too xD)

Venus is... she WANTS a family but she doesn’t really know how to have one. The proper one. She is very much into hierarchy so she will be supportive with Leo being sort of adviser for him, but will shut Raph down, which will frustrate him. Mikey will be frustrated with her too, since he will try to be as open and welcoming with her as possible but she is just unreachable. She isn’t used to show her real emotions and frankly she doesn’t know how and doesn’t reciprocate Mikey’s attempts in inclusion. She will get along with Donnie very nicely though. Since Donnie doesn’t push himself on her and she is very interested in his science since she was deprived of human things.

#Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise venus #rise jennika #rottmnt venus #rottmnt jennika #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #one of them have to be a sea turtle they just HAVE to #i vote for venus xD #Jessica Jaclyn #rottmnt assistant

[unhonestlymirror]

I actually find funny how Gojo asks Geto, "You're gonna kill all the non-sorcerers and create a world with sorcerers only?" That's the "Aliens and America" trope.

Cause, as long as I remember, thanks to Tengen's barrier, about 99% of all sorcerers are in modern Japan. According to manga's map, there should be no sorcerers on occupied by russia Chishima and Karafuto territories, which is also funny: geopolitics influence the number of sorcerers. Although everyone behaves like it shouldn't.

I think what Gege tried to say by that American military arc is that if they tried to occupy Japan and "liberate them from evil spirits"... would Tengen's barrier update? XD How would it change, and by what logic? Does Tengen sit in her barrier reading newspapers and like, "Oh shit, non-sorcerers occupied Chishima and Karafuto, update the data!!!"

I don't believe it should work like this. Why? The answer is imperialism. Imperialism for countries is like Candida albicans for humans: it's present in everyone in small quantities, but if you neglect your health and let it multiply - not only will you ruin the mood of those around you, but you will also be in danger of death.

Every country is this or that way imperialistic, and Japan, as former empire, should be thrice as such. And it actually is. They draw Chishima and Karafuto as occupied territories on school maps nowadays. I highly doubt a state that draws its territories as occupied in school textbooks would remove Tengen's barrier from them. Unless a higher-up Tengen has higher prorussian higher-ups than her.

If Geto studied history a little better, he would know that genocide never ends good for those who genocide. Hitler killed around 30 million people - and it's about 2-3% of the world population. It's like modern Texas. Did Hitler achieve his goal? No. Did Hitler make himself a non-human who is perceived even worse than Satan? Yes.

Maximum any genocider can reach is to clean a certain territory AND fill it with someone else. Look at russia and Ukraine. Look at russia and Belarus. Look at Azerbaijan and Armenia. Look at Mongolian empire, Roman empire, Conquistadors, etc, etc.

Did Geto want to methodically, with understanding what he wants to reach, kill all non-sorcerers? As far as it seems, no. Because of Tengen's words about Japan being the main curse energy producing factory, it's not very clear to me whether Geto wanted to kill all non-sorcerers in Japan's borders or in the whole world. In the whole world, it's just NOT POSSIBLE to do. Not even empires with billions of people were able to do that. A one person just can't do it without destroying the planet completely - and it wasn't Geto's goal to destroy the planet completely.

I suppose he wanted to kill all the non-sorcerers in Japan at first. But once again, there are Chishima and Karafuto (status unknown), and there are AXILLARY MANAGERS who are non-sorcerers who can control their cursed energy. Let's assume that Geto wanted to clear Japan's territory at first - whom was he gonna fill it with? As Belaruthians say, Nature abhors the void. Whom was he gonna fill the world with if LOTS OF SORCERERS come from NON-SORCERERS FAMILIES, like Haibara Yu, like Ijichi Kiyotaka, like Nanami Kento, like Yuta Okkotsu who didn't know he had a far sorcerer ancestor.

Yuki Tsukumo said that killing all non-sorcerers is a decent plan, the easiest way to create a world without curses. Yuki Tsukumo lied to Geto Suguru, and I still don't understand why, considering she also mentioned she's chasing the second option - make all of humanity control their cursed energy - which is actually the fastest and easiest way, with many possible solutions: from inventing a some kind of "vaccine" or something to simply widespread by government programs to teach the population how to deal with curses. Or actually all of that. If you see that the sorcerers are not coping with their task, well, involve the average people. It's like with a drowning person. If you know that a child is drowning, you won’t go looking for him alone across the sea. You ask all the people on the beach to join hands and walk along the shoreline a few meters into the sea.

However, as we can see, Japanese government, including sorcerers higher-ups, didn't give a single fuck about less and less sorcerers being able to do their job and remain alive and healthy. Why? Because the JJK Japanese government was a financed marionette by someone who wanted Japan to collapse. I would bet on Kenjaku and China. Otherwise, I have no idea what that chapter was with Kenjaku speaking Chinese for. Yuki Tsukumo, as someone who cared, must have noticed that. Maybe she tried to involve herself in politics, by "fucking around taking trips overseas", maybe she even played political games with Kenjaku. But she was unguarded, and she relied too much on "impotent UN" Tengen, for which she payed.

Yuki lied to Geto, or rather shifted his focus, and it was very easy to do because he was 1)clearly traumatized teen, with vulnerable mental state, 2)on the verge of the mental illness, 3)most likely already with hidden xenophobic beliefs. What for? I suppose the goal was to separate him and Gojo, considering that highlighting on "the three of us special grades" - Yuki is not dumb, and she must have guessed that Geto would have questioned his own special gradeness after Toji incident:

The whole conversation Yuki&Geto is such an obvious taking "on a dare". Unfortunately, people are not very good at expressing why they find Yuki suspicious, which ends in demonising Yuki Tsukumo. I suppose those people who know how it is - to be vulnerable mentally - dislike her the most.

Did Yuki cause Geto's fall? Nah, I think people exaggerate her role in Geto's character. Geto would have fallen anyway, she just made it happen faster, for her own unclear motives.

A world without non-sorcerers simply can not exist, just like the russian empire can not exist without Ukrainians and all the other people they genocided because it was built on them. They have been killing so many people with such pleasure that most of russia's territory is now simply empty and is about to be partitioned and consumed by countries that have overpopulation because the Nature abhors the void.

I love how Gege highlights the well-known drama of fighting a villain by dynamic action, awesome artstyle, some civil stuff and "WOW SUKUNA VS GOJO SATORU" while hiding the fact they are technically going through war, through partitioning of JJK Japan by other states, which fight for resources like that Gojo in a box, and maybe something more. JJK Japan is, in fact, alternative universe Ukraine, which was occupied by russia for 3 days. That's why JJK manga is very important to me. Gege doesn't use straightforward language, and that's why people are so confused and say, "Gege is so dumb, why would he include American military?" - Gege is actually very smart. He just believed more people would be interested in the background, I guess. Maybe that's why he gave up and decided to finish this manga asap with EPIC FIGHTS only.

P.S. Anticipating questions like, "JJK China would not fight for JJK Japan, JJK Japan is too small" - my brother in Ra, China fights for fucking Taiwan, have you ever seen the size of Taiwan?

#rambling #jjk thoughts #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #yuki tsukumo

[seaweedbraens]

I think I’ll go ahead and come off of anon xD. Mostly cause I have thoughts and would like to have someone to talk to lol.

Tbh, my emphasis on her fatal flaw being self sacrifice is probably a bit of a knee jerk reaction to how it tends to be portrayed in the fandom at large. ‘Cause it seems a common thing to portray her hubris as arrogance and I don’t think she’s very arrogant at all.

If I remember correctly she never really tries to place herself above anyone else. Heck, at the end of TLO she says that Percy saved the world and he corrects it to “us”. She’s even the first person to give credit to Tyson at the of SOM.

How it does manifest the majority of the time tho (at least in my opinion) is via reckless overconfidence. There are 3 instances which are usually used as examples to her nearly dying from her fatal flaw. The sirens, the sphinx, and Arachne. Of those the ones that are more overtly arrogance are the the latter two (tho I personally hesitate to include the sphinx because the dialogue to me sounds more like she’s having a neurodivergent breakdown but that’s another discussion). Everything else tho? The sirens, the manticore, the sky, the helicopter, fighting after getting stabbed, etc? Heck, volunteering for quests in general? Either reckless overconfidence or her just moving without thinking in defense of someone else.

TLDR, it’s not that I think she isn’t prideful, I just think she’s more likely to die to protect someone else.

Also, I think it’s kinda funny you say she’s not one to forgive when I personally think she’s one of the most forgiving people in the series. She forgives Luke and her dad, after all, even if, as you said, she never quite forgets. The only exception is probably Hera, which, I mean, is fair xD

- (Formally) A’s oath anon.

PS. I do write actually! Nothing for PJO yet tho not for lack of trying. I’m still in a bit of a writing rut unfortunately. Not to say I’m not interested in a collab with @glove23. I just don’t know how effective I’d be.

oh my GOD i love this!!! completely agree on her pride manifesting as reckless overconfidence, it's very much a sense of "i could do it and i could do it BETTER" that reminds me of the sirens' vision she had in the sea of monsters. honestly, her explanation of it hits the nail on the head - i think she says something along the lines of "but sometimes you just see the bad stuff/what if i could take everything down and rebuild it from scratch' which is so interesting to me!! i've said this before about her more emotional reactions, but annabeth, the supposed 'logical one', acts more on raw emotion than just about anyone. she gets angry and mad and JEALOUS, and she doesn't even attempt to hide it - that's what contributes to the way i write annabeth, which is pretty much as an emotional disaster. i love her so much

GOOD CATCH on her being forgiving; i really do think ive been confusing canon!annabeth with the version i have in my head?? either way, thank you for reminding me! annabeth is better than me frfr

i'd love to see what you've written, or if you ever get around to writing for pjo! i understand writing ruts, and i wish i had more advice on how to get those good ol' creative juices flowing, but all i can say for now is: don't force it. when you get into the mood, the words will f l o w.

@glove23 could probably help w that, tbh. they've been writing fics EVERY WEEK for what feels like 90 million years. i could never.

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

ALRIGHT A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE NOTICED MY TREASURE ISLAND DT AU SO IT'S TIME TO GO FULL UNHINGED.

I waaaaaas gonna do character ref drawings and explain it all like that HOWEVER!! most of them (everyone who isn't just a pirate, basically) just look exactly like they do in canon so unless I think of anything to add to their already existing outfits there isn't much to do there. SO INSTEAD you just get a mile-long ranting textpost about who each character is and how they fit into the storyline. <3 You're welcome <3 I can draw other scenes later though!! If you've read it lmk if there's a scene you wanna see with the DT characters and maybe I can draw it. 👀

I'm assuming most people out there aren't as obsessed with this story as I am so I'll explain the plot as I go along with each of the characters. Also!! Technically just a Treasure Island story set in the DT universe, so starting off we've got Scrooge and co. living at the mansion (with Della!) all together. I'm not sure how much of the plot has actually happened though (other than that Della is there somehow) because for this story to work they have to have not encountered most of the villains in the series. SO. IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE (which also means appearance for the most part) HERE'S THE CHARACTER LIST AND AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER-

Huey Duck as Jim Hawkins-

Y'know. Main character. The one who always does the craziest things with the worst ideas that end up being the best ideas in the end. Lives at the mansion with his family and such.

Flintheart Glomgold as Billy Bones-

He's a ranting raving pirate who shows up at the mansion someday, saying he heard Scrooge could help him out with something. He's reluctant to say what however, and they let him stay at the mansion because he has money and can basically pay rent for staying. He spends a lot of his time down at the docks looking for something in a disguise he calls 'Duke Baloney', and eventually asks and pays Huey to keep an eye open for a certain pirate with a missing limb. I think it would be funny though if he ended up not dying (and idk how much of the alcohol we're putting in this, I don't think it would work to have him die of a stroke after drinking too much 👀), there's just some other random thing that somehow boots him out of the story for the rest of the time. In a very Flintheart Glomgold manner. I don't think I have a character for Black Dog yet, so that leads us into our next person-

Magica de Spell as Pew-

She's this scary-ass pirate who shows up at the mansion one day looking for Glomgold, gives him the Black Spot and tells him he has until 10 before the other pirates are going to break in and steal the map he secretly has. After Glomgold dies (or doesn't, depending on what I do with him XD) and she does break into the mansion with the other pirates (only Huey and Della were at the mansion at the time and after going through all of Glomgold's stuff- and finding the map- they decide to stay hidden when the pirates show up 'cause they know they can't get rid of all of them), and ends up being defeated somehow (not sure if she should actually be killed or not) when Scrooge gets home and the rest of the pirates flee.

Scrooge McDuck as Squire Trelawney-

You know Scrooge, the second he sees the treasure map Della and Huey got from Glomgold he's already making plans to find it. He sets everything up and funds it all, hires all the crew and has his family come along.

Gyro Gearloose as Dr. Livesey-

His ass is not a medical doctor!!! He still goes along to help out with stuff. I think the only reason it matters what kind of doctor he is because that one time when he gets into the arrangement that he's the doctor for the pirates... technically that could work as Beakley but she's Captain Smollett and she's injured at that time. So who knows. Livesey is supposed to be the more levelheaded of all of them, he's the one who's reasonable and stops Trelawney from being impulsive. HOWEVER with Gyro's actual personality I guess we have to switch that here. XD

Mrs. Beakley as Captain Smollett-

Scrooge is technically funding/leading the voyage but doesn't properly know how to lead a crew, so he asks Beakley to do that for him. She is entirely against going on a treasure hunt, knowing what's at stake with all of the crazy pirates (who aren't afraid to kill people to get what they want) that want this treasure as well, but ends up going along because she wants to make sure everyone stays out of trouble. She does end up being the one who is badly injured during the fight with the pirates however.

Fethry Duck as Ben Gunn-

Ooohh so this is one of those characters who just lines up so perfectly. He was marooned on the treasure island (wink wonk) for two years, and ends up being kind of crazy because of it. He runs into Huey when he's running from the pirates, and tells Huey he's insanely rich and that Scrooge (ik in the book he said Livesey but Scrooge makes more sense in this setting) can come find him if he ever needs to talk about stuff. Huey later ends up taking his boat to get back onto their ship.

Negaduck/Jim Starling as Captain J. Flint-

He's the guy who started this all. It's his treasure that's buried on the island, he's the one who gave Glomgold the map right before Negaduck died. It's most of his old crew who ends up going along on Scrooge's adventure so they can get the treasure for themselves after Flint buried it an didn't tell anyone where.

Gandra Dee as Abraham Grey-

She was one of the crewmates who was initially inducted into the pirate's scheme before she switched sides at the last second to help Scrooge. Ik Grey doesn't really have a big role in the story other than that thing that I literally summed up in one sentence, but maybe Gandra could be given a more important place later on?? I'm not sure.

Black Heron as Israel Hands-

She's a pirate who doesn't play a huge role in this other than when Huey gets back to the ship to take it back from the pirates she's at a low point so she agrees to help him sail it to the north inlet. Once they get the ship beached she tries to kill him, but Huey ends up getting rid of her out of self-defense instead (IDK ABOUT ACTUALLY KILLING HER but y'know if we go by the book it means Huey actually gets to shoot Black Heron 👀). I have to admit she's mostly cast as Hands because there's that one time when Hands climbs up the ropes with a knife in his teeth chasing Huey and if THAT ISN'T THE MOST HERON THING EVER IDK WHAT IS

Mark Beaks as Mr. Arrow-

Yeah he's not an important character, I just think it's funny to have Beaks be the guy who is literally labeled as useless by Beakley the moment she meets him and who also dies by falling overboard before they're even halfway to the island. Like the dude didn't even make it to the first fight.

Okay. Ik what you're thinking at this point. I'm missing a character!! The character who is probably the most important one!! The person who organized the mutiny of the pirates in the first place!! The one who should've been listed right up there next to Huey!! And, I assure you, I'm not. I'm just saving the best for last. 😉

Bradford Buzzard/The Mad Ducktor as Long John Silver-

Yes, yes, I know it makes more sense to just have Bradford as Silver, we don't really need Mads in there. HOWEVER. Silver has been one of my favorite antagonists since I was 7, and Mads is one of my favorite characters of all time now. SO. I'm making this AU even more self-indulgent by throwing him in there as Silver as well. Because I love both of them and I can. AND! BECAUSE!! Silver has a very diverse personality, depending on the situation he's in he can change in an instant to fit whatever works best. So. (that was the tldr, the rest is just further explanation for that) (Oh yeah, they are separate characters still tho they just act as the same character in the au) Bradford is the more cunning side of Silver. He's the one who sets up the mutiny, the one who keeps switching sides to save his skin, the one who is the mastermind behind all of this. The one who comes up with the idea to sneak away with one of the bags of gold in the end, never to be seen again. Mads is the friendlier side of Silver. He's the one who was the nice old innkeeper who was besties with all of his customers, the one who was also best friends with Huey right off the bat, the one who had EVERYONE fooled that there was DEFINITELY NOTHING SUSPICIOUS GOING ON because HOW ON EARTH could someone so friendly be a part of Negaduck's old crew??? He's the one who said he was excited for Huey to get on the island, so he could run through the trees and just feel the life around him. The one who ended up saving Huey from the pirates when they were about to kill him, and the one who even Beakley said she trusted at the beginning. On the other hand, that means he's also the scarier side. The one who threw his crutch at someone so hard it broke his back before immediately leaping on the guy and stabbing him until he died. The one who tied Huey up and angrily yanked him along as they were looking for the treasure. The one who said the rest of the pirates could do whatever they wanted with the good guys when the mutiny happened, as long as Mads got to personally strangle Scrooge (that lines up so perfectly tho 'cause in the book Silver actually says that he wants to wring Trelawney's neck and SCROOGE IS TRELAWNEY AAA). The one who even Captain Flint was terrified of, even though Flint in this story is pretty much the Ultimate Bad Guy who is the reason for all of this happening. IT ALSO WORKS to have Mads as Silver if we're going by my '17 design, who is missing his left hand (instead of his leg like Silver is). He's the pirate who Glomgold told Huey to look out for for him, a chicken with one hand. Because they are the same character they are together a lot, Bradford's the one in charge of everything and Mads essentially works as his enforcer. Which means he's also pretty much Bradford's right-hand man as well. Every time Bradford switches sides to save himself, Mads goes along as well, and because he's the nicer part of Silver he's also the one to smooth-talk everyone into going along with all of Bradford's plans. Soooo yeah, that's it!!! Most of the other characters are just there as themselves, Della and Donald act as Mr. and Mrs. Hawkins with the exception of Donald doesn't die at the beginning and both of them go on the journey as well. Dewey, Louie and Webby are all there too, part of the good guys of course. They could possibly act as Tom Redruth and John Hunter, who were servants of Trelawney's who both ended up dying (THOUGH!! THEY DON'T DIE!! XD). I'm sure there are a few other minor pirates that some other villains line up as. Honestly we could throw in whoever else we wanted as background characters on the journey. Fenton, Duckworth, Gladstone, Lena, Violet, whoever. OH one last thing- I'm thinking of a way to work in Mads' own Lil' Bulb (who I named Blacklight) as Silver's parrot, also named Captain Flint (or Negaduck).

#THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY RAMBLINGS #HOPE SOMEONE LIKES THIS #AAAAAAAA #again totally down to draw some scenes or answer questions about the plot!!!! #Huey duck #flintheart glomgold #magica de spell #Scrooge mcduck #gyro gearloose #mrs. beakley #bentina beakley #fethry duck #negaduck #jim starling #gandra dee #black heron #mark beaks #bradford buzzard #mad ducktor #blacklight #lil' bulb #lil bulb #dewey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #della duck #donald duck #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #DT17

[quillyfied]

Things I’m noticing on this rewatch, which I’m hoping to take slow and ponder on but we will see how it goes, PART SIX (obviously major Good Omens season 2 spoilers throughout, specifically for S2E6)

- thunder is happening outside where I am right now, so let’s buckle in!!

- Still such a good silhouette for Miranda Richardson.

- BATTERY OPERATED CANDLES

- “Will you answer a simple question?” “If I hear one, of course.” THIS EXCHANGE. SO GOOD.

- “It all looks so simple in Jane Austen.” Because other people’s love lives always seem more simple, angel. Especially fictional ones.

- JANE AUSTEN THE BANK ROBBER

- okay. Did Crowley just know that about Muriel? He doesn’t even know their name, how can he tell what rank Angel they are? More sensing and how Crowley is uncannily good at it??

- BEES. BEEEEES. REMEMBER THIS.

- “I had brothers” PREACH

- IM DONE WITH BEING SCARED

- SHES BRAVER THAN ANYONE I KNOW

- MAGGIE AND NINA ARE EVERYTHING

- MAGGIE NO TOO MUCH BRAVERY

- I fully missed the implications of that the first time around btw. Bc I’m dumb I suppose.

- Activating the portal and using it as a meat grinder for bottlenecked demons is such an elegantly simple solution.

- “You’ll be hurt” HA OMG

- The headstones in the opening credits don’t change inscriptions, btw. Though I still can’t make out Adam’s

- The guitar in the intro music does though!!

- I think it might be two completely different bridges meeting up after the first one parts? I can’t quite tell.

- This episode’s theater is just called Every Day, with a picture of Aziraphale’s halo on the screen.

- THEY LITERALLY PASS MICHAEL AND URIEL. BEES.

- “It’s a bit lonely. That’s why I was so pleased to go to Earth.” That feels awfully significant. File it away next to demons not especially wanting to fight angels.

- Crowley having…grills, I think? Like Sandalphon. Oof.

- Finally did a bit of digging on Neil Gaiman’s views of angel hierarchy. Still don’t know that I entirely buy Angel Crowley was an Archangel, but higher up? Deffo buy it.

- Bottom of the barrel. Deffo they’re that stupid.

- So. Still a nuclear exchange, eh, folks?

- Nah is the funniest possible response.

- So Aziraphale doesn’t know the details of Gabriel, the Supreme Archangel, not being above getting demoted…hang on. Bit early to be trying to put that piece together. Just going to stew nervously I’m not even Gabriel being safe in going against “God’s” plan

- Nina and Maggie standing up to demons using fire extinguishers and encyclopedias. I love them.

- Wondering if it was Aziraphale’s nerves that caused these measures to be taken, or…Yknow. The nerves of the person who ran into the burning bookshop himself.

- Crowley having holes in his memory is true but also it’s so much funnier that he just. Doesn’t have a good memory for people. Not funny but also yes funny.

- EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANGEL. Yknow I can see why some people think it’s a bad thing that phrases like that were likely lifted from the fandom directly and tossed in, but I love it, shut up.

- Refused to exercise his celestial authority. Sometimes an angel just has to say “guys, enough.” HMM. HMMMMMMMM. HOW VERY INTERESTING.

- INSTITUTIONAL PROBLEM.

- The way Gabriel looks so BORED.

- The way Metatron looks furious. Disgusted, even.

- The fact that a memory wipe can be performed remotely: dangerous. Important.

- The fact that angels can be tracked entirely while in heaven: dangerous. Important.

- The fact that it seems to hurt Aziraphale to remove his halo: DANGEROUS. IMPORTANT.

- the way the bookshop rumbles and shakes when the halo lands tho

- ERIC NO

- Poor Eric.

- Shax being knocked out but not discorporated…interesting.

- Oh sure the mass transporter works just FINE for Heaven XD I love this train wreck of an awkward elevator ride.

- Interesting how Furfur is the one to come along with Dagon (who, I still can’t stress enough: FABULOUS this season)

- Electricity again not being used by an angel, but by a demon. All lightning is demonic this season. Hmm.

- Crowley maybe it isn’t wise to admit the two of you doing a miracle together is what caused the giant plume

- The moment I could NOT believe we were actually getting Ineffable Bureaucracy but was SO HAPPY ABOUT IT ACTUALLY

- Important too that Crowley shares pertinent details but not the actual scope of how he knows what he knows and what it all might mean before Metatron steps in. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

- Okay but was the entering of the eye necessary. Argh.

- I do like how they made the recasting a joke XD

- I’m sorry but the way the vibes of their meetings is so pitch-perfect for how the fandom was interpreting them for years makes me so proud of us all

- I just wish there was MORE

- You can’t always get what you live for. Every day it’s a getting closer

- Still wondering how in the heck that statue exists

- Gabriel being incapable of ordering drinks XD

- “You people. Amazing.” So important to Gabriel and Beelzebub’s love story that they explicitly fell in love with EACH OTHER, not earth, not humans, but also that even while on earth, Gabriel still has things he likes and appreciation for the atmosphere it can have. Earth is cool. Time they all admitted it.

- “No one’s ever given me anything before.” Anyone else suddenly emotional about the idea of Aziraphale introducing things like kindness and respect to Heaven? No? Just me? I know it’s not just me, “Aziraphale is a bee in the hive about to shake things up more than anticipated” truthers

- Aziraphale looking pretty terrified at Gabriel being back and Jim being gone. I know. Me too.

- But. But!! The way they’re openly affectionate now when it seems like they weren’t there yet in the past! The way Gabriel hugs himself when thanking them! AUGH!

- FOUND SOMETHING THAT MATTERED MORE TO ME THAN CHOOSING SIDES. THE SHOULDER TOUCH. I CRY.

- Michael. Michael they’ve been there the whole time. Calm down.

- I really do want to know if Crowley just casually brought Mr. Brown back from the dead, or just healed him from terrible maiming, or just wiped his memory bc he’s actually fine. THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS DAMMIT.

- “Unless you’d like some help?” THEYRE SPEAKING. THEYRE COMMUNICATING. INSTEAD OF JUST ASSUMING WHAT THE OTHER NEEDS/WANTS.

- Aziraphale the angelic kindergarten teacher.

- “But we’d be the ones doing it.” They’re just saying all the quiet parts out loud, huh?

- Crowley offering Alphi Centauri ;A;

- The fact that THEY GET THE BANISHMENT OPTION when Crowley and Aziraphale DID NOT. Granted, they diverted six thousand plus years of planning, not just collaborating ambiguously to sappy unknown ends. Because AC LOVE EARTH. And GB DO NOT.

- The fact that they turn on the lights when they leave bc an angel and a demon doing miracles together is POWERFUL

- Aziraphale’s entire expression ;A; so tender. So loving.

- That was a weirdly erotic fist bump, Furfur and Shax

- “Do people ever ask for death? So predictable.” There’s that angelic arrogance, Metatron.

- And the Book of Life extreme sanctions again. Which makes me VERY nervous for s3, probably more nervous than anything else. That’s a very big Chekhov’s Gun to be laying on the table half-forgotten.

- Okay the fact that Saraquael picks it up before any of the others, too. As implied by her hands going folded and expression going nervous.

- “Have we done anything wrong?”

- “That remains to be seen.”

- HMM. OKAY.

- Take the coffee or take the death, Aziraphale. DAMN.

- The way Metatron neatly separates and snips Aziraphale and Crowley apart. The ominous organ music. The dressing-down of the Archangels but backhanded compliments to Muriel (the dim one I’LL KILL YOU). A master manipulator at work and he’s only just getting started.

- Crowley trying to get rid of Muriel feels weirdly protective, in hindsight.

- Crowley putting the bookshop back together ;A; the cello version of the theme waltz. <3333

- Aziraphale really should have been here for this conversation. I WEEP.

- Noooo not the soft romantic music again, it hurts. Also just realized that Nina and Maggie are still wearing their ball outfits.

- THIS CONVERSATION IS ALREADY A TRAIN WRECK. CROWLEY ASKING AZIRAPHALE IF CROWLEY CAN GO FIRST. AZIRAPHALE TALKING OVER CROWLEY.

- The thunder outside is getting massive as Metatron butters up Aziraphale. The ominous real world foreshadowing.

- The fact that keeping Crowley a demon isn’t even on the table. Going right for Aziraphale’s issues.

- THE CLOCK IS MAKING A FROWNY FACE

- Some other time I want to see Metatron’s assessment of Aziraphale next to Crowley’s assessment of Aziraphale bc I want to study the ways this hurts me.

- The EMOTIONS. DAVID AND MICHAEL PLS IM DYING.

- The manifold layers of mutual misinterpretation. I am BEGGING for a season 3 so I can see them untangle this.

- “I don’t think you understand what I’m offering you” just like you thought he was exaggerating the danger you were in just last episode, angel?

- No nightingales HOW DARE

- I fully believe Crowley is kissing Aziraphale goodbye here, tbh. Not showing him what he’s missing. Just saying bye. Maybe hoping on an off chance it will work but knowing it won’t. One spectacular kiss that I kind of love we don’t get every sloppy detail of. Makes it intimate even as it’s heartbreaking.

- The one thing he wanted to take with him won’t come. I CRY.

- Crowley is too smart for this but I’ve seen art of Crowley as the next grand Duke of hell and that would be a DELICIOUS setup, actually, and one I believe he could give into if he felt low enough. But. Crowley has always known better. He’s always wanted out, wanted better. If it was just him alone in the bookshop, maybe, but with Muriel there…idk. I feel like that’s not gonna happen, that Crowley is going to side with humanity. But I also didn’t think Aziraphale would ever go back to heaven so what do I know??

- The Second Coming. Phew. The event supposed to kick off after Armageddon, I think? Gonna be big.

- And here we have…the closing credits. The ones I was too overwhelmed to cry over the first time and maybe too entranced in my note taking to fully feel it here now but the sad piano and cello are certainly having an impact.

- Aziraphale not having all the details for what was happening to Gabriel makes me wonder how far he thinks he can push making a difference. Because the Supreme Archangel of Heaven was deposed for not doing what the rest of the archangels and the Metatron wanted. They can erase beings from existence. They can wipe memories remotely. They can track his every move. He’s walking into a trap.

- But. BUT.

- Crowley won’t let Aziraphale face this alone. Crowley and Aziraphale have swapped faces before. Crowley and Aziraphale have been on the wrong sides of the screen all season. Aziraphale’s determined face is very close to Crowley-As-Aziraphale. This season has been about lies and misdirection and sleight of hand. I like the theory that the kiss was another swap, that there was a time freeze where they came up with a plan, but. Also.

- I just. REALLY like the power of The Final Fifteen as-is, too. Because it’s been building all season, a head of steam that blows at a very critical moment in time. It’s the hard work of realizing their problems and issues and triggers haven’t been worked on at all, and if they’re ever going to be happy, they need to do the work. It’s not hand-waving their development off screen and actually putting us the audience in the front row of that development. Which is tasty as all heck too.

Okay. Second time didn’t hurt as much, knowing it was coming and pointing out all the clues that foreshadowed it. Next watch through I do without the buffer of constant pausing to record my thoughts and theories. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #gos2spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #ALRIGHT. THATS TWO. #time to keep it going in the background #ooh fourth time I’ll go through all the special features bc I love those!!

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Swindle x Adult-Sari (Blitzhusk & Amestor) At The Beach

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Credit for Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss goes to Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano

Credit for Steven Universe goes to Rebecca Sugar

Credit for Transformers goes to Hasbro

Credit for Transformers Animated goes to Sam Register & Matt Youngberg

Credit for My Little Pony Franchise goes to the Creator: Bonnie Zacherle

Credit for My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic goes to Lauren Faust

Credit for Tenchi Muyo Series goes to Masaki Kajishima

Credit for Panty &Stocking With Garterbelt goes to Gainax

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I was going to post a drawing I did some weeks ago, but then something happen to it.....I plan to try to redraw it, or at least try to redraw it as best as I can if I'm able to....

anyway like it shows in this drawing, Sari is 23 years old in Earthling Years, and around 23-Hundred Stellar Cycles Old in Cybertronian Years....and the whole "Swindle x Sari" in this, was because of a fan fic I'm writing.....but for now, it's more of a Semi-Ship and I guess it could be viewed as a Crack-Ship, so I guess I can try to see how it goes.

but it makes me think about that funny scene that became a meme.

you know I haven't seen the movie, but I had found out about it thanks to the meme....

Megatron would be the Captain and Swindle would be the Schmidt...

and Adult-Sari who is 23-Hundred Stellar Cycles Old, would be the daughter of Captain Megatron.

so like a TFA x 22 Jump Street Crossover...

also, even though it is energon-blood coming from Swindle's "nose" it still counts as a nose-bleed...

also I wasn't really sure about the whole Panty Anarachy thing, so I decided to try my best to still have her, you know....but also like try to super censor her body...and yeah a Robo-Fizz is suppose to put sunscreen on her.

at first, someone was going to be holding that sign that says

"Down With Ultra Magnus (Who's True Name Is Megazarak)"

but then I decided to just have it just be standing there, in the sand.

I'm still gonna stick to my Fan-Headcanon Theory about Ultra Magnus in TFA, really being Megazarak, and he did something to the real Ultra Prime...

I mean, "Ultra Magnus" has done some pretty messed up stuff.

so I say, Down With Ultra Magnus! XD

I didn't feel like drawing the full bodies of both Blitzwing and Swindle, so I just only showed a bit of their bodies, like what is seen in this drawing.

you can only see Blitzwing's arm and servo/hand, as well as a talk bubble that is showing Random-Blitzwing's face.

and at the very bottom, is Swindle's fainted form...

which only shows his feet and one of his servo/hands.

Cherri is of course next to Sari, and telling her that she had broke Swindle.....which is true, because the bikini she was wearing had caused him to faint.

and there is a reason why Sari's eyes are purple and why her hair is not in it's normal two ponytails and is down instead...

I also have two other drawings that has to do with that, which I will post next after this. as well as another ship drawing.

Spinel is at the beach, giving away free booze and energon.

the energon, is of course the food/drink type...

it could be her part-time job to give out free drinks and food at the beach.

this took from August 28 to August 29, 2023 to fully finish.

I just had to add Twilight Sparkle in this, playing with a ball and I guess she could be throwing it to someone else, but who that is who knows.

Ryoko Hakubi from Tenchi Muyo is in this...

Mrs Mayberry is in this, just enjoying her time at the beach like everyone else....

also like it shows in the drawing and in the tag for it, there is Amestor.

Amestor is Amethyst & Alastor's ship name...

I'm weird and I decided to have them be ship in this drawing.

Amethyst has a hotdog with ketchup, mustard and chili sauce on it.

yeah, and Alastor might have his head turned in the wrong way.

and he is willingly having his hand on someone's hand in a way that might freak out some, maybe...?

we could view the Blitzhusk part in this drawing, as a type of beach date for the two...

like Blitzwing and Husk are on a date at the beach and just enjoying each other's company.

even if this drawing might not be 100% mature, and might be around 99% or 95% mature...?

and the only "birthday-suit" that is being shown in this drawing, is Panty...who has a Robo-Fizz with her, and I had her body white light censored....

not sure if the whole Amestor would even become a very big thing, but I do like the ship name and some can view it as platonic or romantic, or like the type where it starts just platonic but slowly becomes romantic, there are ships like that.

Blitzhusk is living proof of that, and in canon they have never met, but we don't care....we ship it!

yeah, kinda reference to that ship song again...

the one called "I Ship It" by Not-Literally.

like picture Alastor having a "bump-bump" moment after hearing Amethyst laugh and seeing her smile, and Husk and Blitzwing having seen the whole thing and as soon as Alastor looks at the two, he sees they are both smirking smugly at him. XD

also once I do post this, as well as some other drawings...

I will be posting next, about my feelings about a certain Toxic-Religious place, that says "God Hates Asexuals." (which we know that is just a lie, and it is a really disgusting lie...)

well I got to say this.....my blood type, which I still am a bit procrastinating in checking to see if it will come out the same type for a third time (and hopefully I can get to it eventually next month.) as O RH D Negative, and I view myself as a Defective Earth Angel, who doesn't work 100% the same as the rest of the other Earth Angels born into their organic human forms...

and I'm a descendant of King David, his son King Solomon and even Solomon's son Rehoboam (which still may be more of a blessing and not really a curse to me...)

and I as well as some others who are also descendants of Cain, being all labeled "evil", yeah I'm his descendant, as well as Seth...

which wouldn't that make them both like Ancestor Grand-Dunkles...?

like them being a mix of being Grandpas and Grunkles.

and I still believe that both Cain and Abel were both in the wrong but for different reasons, and maybe if Cain was given the proper help, he wouldn't of fallen into a very dangerous spiritual and emotional depression.

anyway, I know we have to deal with Toxic-Religious people...

who knows how many people have to deal with them, some who have a run in with them, might be religious themselves or not at all, but still don't like some lines that some of those Toxic-Religious jerks cross...

if that place that says "God Hates Asexuals" has a problem with Aces, then they will have a problem with some Earth Angels who are both Aroaceflux and a Nonbinary-Girl....

I don't know how many Other Earth Angels who are both Ace and Nonbinary, or like just one or the other....I'm the only one I know so far. maybe there are other Earth Angels who are Ace and Nonbinary.

maybe I can wait a while to post the full talk about it...that has to do with the jerks who wrote those words....it is still stupid.

I do want to punch Lucifer, as well as some other Male-Angels that have crossed lines they shouldn't of, like freaking starting a rebellion in the middle of the imbalance, which was caused by possibly idiot humans from a very long time ago, but for all we know, they could of been influenced to cause The Goddess to be dethroned and causing the imbalance of the Masculine and Feminine, which might of end up taking many centuries to get to the point where it is now...

like it might be a little balanced now, but there is still a bit of that toxic-masculine energy, and it might be a bit higher than the toxic-feminine energy...

I can still trust some Male-Angels, but some I find questionable, and I don't just mean the Fallen Ones...

I know it is not possible for me to really punch Lucifer....or even some "Grandpas" who fathered the Nephilim.

and I guess it is possible those who are Satanist, even the Toxic-Satanist, and yeah I do have that beef with the Toxic type ones because of past life reasons...(and hopefully not everyone who is Satanist, crosses lines that shouldn't be crossed.)

but yeah, anyway what I want to say, it might be possible some who could be Satanist, might not understand why I want to punch Lucifer (even though I did say one of the reasons, that has to do with him doing that rebellion thing at a very bad time)....although, Mammon is still gonna be at the top of the list I made, because of the whole Coca-Cola thing...I'm still calling dibs on his butt, but not in the same way Millie calls dibs on Moxxie's butt.

I know that a few years ago, it was possibly a Toxic-Evangelical that hurt my feelings when they couldn't accept I believe in a Goddess now as well, I can believe in both Divine Parent Figures...

but yeah, a friend had told me that the one who kept hurting my feelings by throwing a certain misused words at me...

was possibly a Evangelical, hopefully not all Evangelicals are like that.

I think what happen before, does count as a type of Toxic-Religious Trauma.

I might not go by Christian anymore, and prefer to be called Neo-Spiritual, well unless some humans ends up ruining it...

so anyway, I don't see why some people have to be so Toxic-Religious & Toxic-Hypers*xual....it is really REALLY unattractive.

if I have to, maybe I could carry a pepper spray.

I think I would feel safer with Ozzie and Fizzy, and not ending up standing next to a person or a group of people who are not only Acephobic but are also Toxic-Hypers*xual and Toxic-Religious.

I already don't like being outside alone in the car, and like I had pointed out before, I had a type of panic attack in 2015...

and I thought I was over that, but then this year when I was waiting in the car again, while waiting and it just seem....a bit too long to me, and I started to get this weird feeling around my heart and well I of course didn't like being alone in the car, but I think I was doing okay in controlling my feelings...

my Mom thinks it might of been Anxiety, but I'm not 100% sure if that is the case, but at least it wasn't like in 2015...

oh yeah, and that freaky thing with the Radio is still happening, but it only happens like once in a while, it's been maybe weeks since I last checked to see if I will cause it to do that weird thing that happens...

and yet, my spirit animal companion is the Deer...

and it still reminds me a bit of Alastor...

even if he is dangerous, I think I would feel a lot safer with him as well.

but yeah, if some of cartoon or video games characters were real.

and I had to choose between standing closer to, like either Blitzwing, Lugnut, Megatron, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, The Crystal Gems, Alastor, Ozzie and Fizzy....

or like a group of Toxic-Religious people who are also Acephobic.

yeah, it be no contest...

this "Earth Angel Princess" is going to go over and hide behind the ones that are less dangerous...so maybe behind Lugnut.

yeah, Lugnut is technically is dangerous, but to me, not as dangerous as certain humans.

also, is it weird to have thoughts of wanting to glomp Megatron...?

it was thanks to watching some episodes where it had Megatronus and Solus in it...yeah Megatron ends up cursing, but the way he acts in some of the episodes....makes me want to hug him.

even if there are some good people in this world, but I hope some can understand what I'm saying...like not feeling safe to be outside alone so far away from the place where you live in, like either a house or apartment, it depends...

I'm also not sure about if I should put the other "Mature-Checks" for this, and I only checked one, even if it might not be 100% like the thing I had checked for this....but with the whole certain parts in this drawing, and some of it is of course censored...

well I guess it's fine....and technically no one is drinking the booze, and maybe because Husk hasn't notice the booze yet. lol

anyway the next drawing I'm gonna post up is a Crossover Ship.

not sure if Amestor or even the whole Adult-Sari x Swindle would end up getting many shippers, but I'm okay if it's just me for now.

and the whole ship of Swindle x Adult-Sari, is a Semi-Ship for now and I have to see where it goes and see if it can work as a full ship.

anyway, I will post the next Crossover Ship drawing in a little bit.

and hopefully, someday people will stop being Acephobic for some stupid reasons, because it is just making them look Toxic- Hypers*xual...even if it turns out not all those who are Acephobic are Toxic-Hypers*xual, but we can't rule out that some of them are.

I can only assume by theory, because of the whole thing with Acephobics.

#do not reblog without permission #crossover fanart #blitzhusk #husk hazbin hotel #blitzwing tfa #amestor #alastor hazbin hotel #amethyst su #mrs mayberry helluva boss #ryoko hakubi #twilight sparkle #robo fizz #panty anarchy #ultra magnus #spinel su #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #sari sumdac #swindle tfa #nudity #censored #nose bleeds #booze #bikini #swim suit #beach #mature audiences only #august 2023

[welcometomybraincomics]

LMAO, so the goofy road trip now has a plot, which means it's both going to get more serious and allows me to have even more ways to make it absolutely ridiculous due to situational irony XD

New plot includes whiplash being on Earth for scouting reasons, actually being on Earth because he crash landed, his scouting mission being searching for enerjung deposits within the region, he wasn't supposed to land on Earth, that was because of an accident, but there are inner gun deposits on Earth anyway because of some asteroids that fell to Earth several years ago and also because Autobots are there XD so Whiplash and Sam go hunting the nearest source of energon through some sort of energy on tracker and it leads them directly to the nearest Autobot XD

Additional funnies include Whiplashe's cause of crashing being scraplet in the inside of the ship that ate through some important cables, the two of them finding the scraplet and killing it when they go searching through his wreck, and Sam taking the dead body of the scraplet and using it as a body for Rita so that she can walk around and have knees XD

[why Rita needs knees]

Rita: *walking into the garage On her toy dog** legs* Sam: Rita no! don't go in there you don't have knees, you can't escape!*

you can't really navigate uneven terrain without knees XD

this, of course, results in Sam having the decapitated head was scraplet just on them, so the first time they run into an autobot and they're picked up, they freak out and throw the scraplet head at their face because Sam has been using it to terrorize Whiplash along the drive, similar to someone carrying around a spider corpse just to freak out their friend XD

**this type like thing

except I'm basing it off of a specific toy I remember seeing on TV when I was younger but cannot find because I'm too lazy to look up the specific model

#transformers #human TF #the goofy transformers road trip #transformers OC

[crystalninjaphoenix]

Feel free to skip past these requests! Yeah... I have two but you don't have to to them both, if any. They're both for your Marvin in the swap au... I've been seeing him requested a lot, he's a pretty cool character! But does Marvin from your swap au have a leg injury? If so can we get a whump fic of it hurting him real bad (I know what that's like) or, for another idea. He got really sick as a kid, right? Could we get a fic of young Marv battling with the illness? Thank you!

(It's funny that you say he's been requested "a lot," because the last request I got was the first one I had in, like, a year or more. And the first one I got that was completely unprompted. XD Not that I mind! I love getting requests—though if I get too many in the future I might get overwhelmed. Right now, though, I love it :D)

(Anyway, Switch!Marvin doesn't have a leg injury. I mean, he does get one in the main story, but he there wasn't an injury that led to his trouble walking. That was entirely caused by the sickness, which left him with constant fatigue and muscle weakness. So that's the request I'll be fulfilling ^-^ )

(Since he's a kid in this prompt, warning for suffering of a child, as well as hospitalization. He did not have a good time :( )

The lady in white told him that he was lucky, but Marvin really didn’t feel lucky. He didn’t feel anything except terrible. His head hurt, his stomach hurt, and he was really tired but he couldn’t get to sleep. He didn’t like this hospital place. The long room was open, and the other kids and grown-ups in the beds around him scared him every time they coughed or spoke without warning.

“When can I go home?” he asked one of the ladies in white who often walked around the hospital. He thought maybe they were nuns, but weren’t nuns supposed to wear black, not white?

She didn’t answer at first, just looked at him. Then she sighed. “In a few days, lad,” she said. “Maybe a week at most.”

“Oh.” Marvin grabbed the edge of the blanket, twisting it in his hands. “C-can I... can I go home now?”

“No, I’m sorry. You’re still ill.”

He knew that. But he didn’t understand why he couldn’t go home and have the doctor come see him. It was so loud and big here. At home, he could be alone, with Mammy and Daddy and no one else. He could sleep in a bed with blankets that didn’t make his skin crawl, in a room where there wouldn’t be any bright lights on all the time.

Maybe he was just too sick. Maybe it would be too hard for Mammy and Daddy, who were sick, too. They hadn’t left their room in a couple days, not answering his calls. He wanted so badly to go get them, but it was hard to move. His body wouldn’t listen to what his thoughts were saying. He remembered sitting up a little, but not being able to stand. He remembered falling out of bed onto the hard wooden floor and trying desperately to pull himself up, shouting for his parents to come help. They didn’t, though. There wasn’t even a shout from their bedroom across the hall. He remembered struggling to get into bed and crying, screaming for them to at least answer.

In the end, it wasn’t his parents who came for him. It was Granmam, who’d been coming down for a visit, worried about the family’s health. She sat with him, hushed him, told him it was all going to be alright. He just kept crying. The sobs hurt his throat, but he couldn’t stop. Granmam told him she would check on his parents. She went off, and didn’t come back for a while. When she returned, she looked really pale. And again, she told him it was going to be alright, but in a different sort of voice now.

Marvin didn’t understand what that was all about, but Granmam promised him he was going to get better. He would just have to stay in the hospital for a while. That was a few days ago. He couldn’t remember how many exactly.

“Where’s my mam and dad?” he asked the lady in white next time she came around.

“Your... oh.” The lady in white looked shocked. “Well, I t’ink you should ask your grandmother about t’at.”

“T’en where—” A bout of coughing interrupted him. Marvin rolled over to his side, waiting for it to stop. Each cough felt like he was hacking up his inside parts, and they just kept coming.

The lady in white waited patiently for him to stop. “Here.” She handed him a handkerchief. “You shoul' cover your mouth when you cough. T’ey say it will stop other people from getting sick.”

Marvin immediately pressed the handkerchief to his mouth. It felt like more coughs were rattling around in his chest, but they didn’t fly up his throat. “Where’s Granmam?” he asked, voice slightly muffled.

“You’ll be able t’see her when ye can leave the hospital,” the lady said patiently.

“Can I leave now?”

“No, I’m sorry. You’re still very unwell.”

Marvin nodded. He knew that. He knew that. But he wanted to go home. Tears welled up in his eyes.

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” the lady said gently. “It’ll all be alrigh’, I promise.”

Everyone kept saying that. But it didn’t feel alright. It didn’t feel like it was anything but terrible.

#jacksepticeye fanfiction #jacksepticegos #septic egos au #septic egos #jacksepticeye au #1920s marvin #brigid writes fanfiction #septicswitchau #anonymous

[anikasenkujo]

any 5 that youd like for the fan kid asks! -@hearts-and-stars

Hiiiii, first of all, thank you so so much for creating that ask game! It was much needed for sure 💕

Fanchild / Child F/O Ask Game

📄 - What’s their name? If you and your f/o picked it, how did you pick it? Or if they picked their name, how did they pick it?

Okay, I’ve been waiting to talk about my fankid, so here is she:

This is Jovita Kujo. She’s the daughter of my S/I, Anika Sen and Jotaro Kujo, and the stepsister to Jolyne Cujoh.

Her name means “lively and cheerful,” and it was chosen because given the way Jotaro and Anika took a long time to be a couple, and the hardships they faced as individuals and as a unit, this was much needed. Anika chose the name and surprised Jotaro with it, and thankfully he liked the name.

🎂 - When’s their birthday, if they have one? If they don’t have a canon one, what do you hc their birthday is?

Jovita was born on 24th August 2001 , on Jotaro and Anika’s 2nd wedding anniversary. She was born prematurely, (7 months-ish) intended to be born around September, which means she was conceived during Christmas of 2000. Her conception story is interesting to tell. XD

👀 - What color are their eyes? If you know, who’s eye color do they have?

Jovita’s eyes are greenish blue. In Hindi, they say, “bilkul papa pe gayi hai.” (She takes after her father, ‘cause Jotaro’s eyes are greenish blue. Mostly greenish.)

📺 - What's their favorite cartoon? What's their favorite character from the show?

She really likes The Powerpuff Girls and finds it funny to see her and her father’s common nickname (Jojo) being used for the villain (Mojo Jojo).

Her favorite is Buttercup, ‘cause she finds her super relatable, because ironic to her name, she hides her emotions.

😮 - Was the pregnancy planned? Or did it come as a surprise? How did you react? If you have a partner(s), how did they react?

Planned? Yes and no. It was supposed to happen after their 4th wedding anniversary. Yep, Jotaro and Anika were first planning to understand each other’s mindsets before fully committing to being parents but now that’s going to be a challenge XD So, technically, it came off as a surprise.

When Anika learned she got pregnant, as excited as she was, she was more scared. She loves her mother, Swati, but has a complicated relationship with her father, Prabir (and they’re working on it) and Jotaro’s mother, Holly’s a sweetheart while she’s not met his father, Sadao (so, an absentee).

So she felt that: a) it seemed too fast, b) she was unsure how she’d be as a mother. She saw herself as a married working woman (who was also motherly) but was not sure how she’d take care of the child, and c) she was worried about Jotaro. He’s been a father once and she didn’t know if he wanted it. Jotaro, however, was overjoyed. A second chance of being a father after falling out of a bad marriage? That must do something to him.

#Jovita Kujo #<- new tag about the fankid #anika sen #jojo oc #jojo no kimyō na bōken #anika addresses #jotaro kujo #ask games #I love these questions though #This has been helping me work on Jovita ❤️ #would appreciate more asks on this!

[dimitrscu]

I thought the game was trying to reassure us actually xD In a manner like, "We know we've stated multiple times that Malenia is undefeated. But worry not. You'll be fighting a half-dead version of her! She's defeatable!"

I guess there's always room to argue how intentional the blooms are since it's vague enough. Though, my opinion is… hmm.. Regardless of whether Malenia actively chooses to bloom, I think significant feelings of despair will inevitably be present. Because it's only natural to despair on the brink of death, no? Unless she has zero survival instincts. And it's not as if she can find closure like Millicent. During the first bloom, she fights with purpose. During the second, she's not expecting a fight. In both cases, whyever would she instinctually willingly go down just because she's "not supposed to win"? Anyone else in her position would be resigned to carrying their resentments to the grave. But that doesn't happen for her since she harbours a parasitic time bomb which exploits the human condition. These are my current messy thoughts anyway. But I don't particularly care if she bloomed on purpose.

Maybe Malenia's combo of difficulty + novelty needs time for evaluating or adjusting to. Maybe that's why more people are coming round to her now. She's like an acquired taste in a way? Which also means some people just hold feelings of aversion towards her.

Sorry to give you an awkwardly late response. Sometimes I overthink what to say even when anonymous. Btw, my ask isn't an essay question with a limited word count :P rant if you wish. I enjoy reading your response. Thank you. And I too hope you're well.

Hey anon, so sorry for the late reply I haven’t been on here much this past week 😅

Oh you’re right though it could well be the game trying to reassure us I was mostly joking lol. What Gideon says about her being in the Haligtree, but potentially being dead would give us indication that she may not be in a good state when we get there. Also speaking of Gideon I always find it interesting how he never seems to elaborate much on her. There’s an option to ask about the others but not her or Mohg or Miquella. Mohg I get cause no one knows he’s the Lord of Blood. But I still think it’s funny how the All-Knowing knows nothing about the Haligtree or the twins. And then when we tell him about Miquella he’s like “maybe we should kill him because I do not want to be around if he wakes up”

I agree with what you say about the bloom. Despair seems to be a key factor according to Gowry and while I tend to take a lot of what he says with a grain of salt, he does seem to be on to something there. It certainly seems to be the case with Millicent given the two outcomes of her questline. I don’t doubt it would be the same for Malenia as well. During her fight with Radahn she was physically and mentally exhausted by the end, making it harder to fight off the rot, which we know takes a lot of willpower on her part. Then there’s the possibility of her failing to win the war. You put all that into perspective and it’s easy to see why she acted out of desperation like that. That feeling of despair is bound to set in. This is all just my speculation though as I know it’s a very controversial topic at this point. It’s hard to discuss these things at times as there’s so many people who think the war was over nothing and Malenia just threw a tantrum because she couldn’t beat the Big Man and she just wanted to maintain her undefeated status. It’s so funny I swear, if she didn’t have that line about never knowing defeat people wouldn’t be so upset over this.

"During the first bloom, she fights with purpose. During the second, she's not expecting a fight. In both cases, whyever would she instinctually willingly go down just because she's "not supposed to win"?"

Yeah this is something that’s always confused me with this fandom. Because I am genuinely curious as to how people think Malenia should have responded in either situations. People seem to think she should have let both Radahn and the tarnished win simply because it would have been easier for both us and him, instead of using everything at her disposal to try and take us both out. They act like she should have just lay down and died. I mean god forbid Malenia fights with everything she has. This is like that argument I saw a while ago that was like “why does Malenia attack us on site?” I mean are people really mad at that?? We break into her home and stand in front of her armed to the teeth looking for a fight. It’s hardly surprising she wants to kill us lmao. The amount of bosses that do the same thing and yet no one ever complains when Godfrey opens his fight by launching at us in a similar way.

Sorry this just turned into a rant post. I appreciate the message anon and again I’m sorry I took so long to reply and didn’t really have much to say <3

#anonymous #answered

[fwoopersongs]

不好惹 - Don’t Mess With Him

Someone asked me to think on my sins, but I reflected many times daily [1] and found that the fault lies not with me. Someone said that I’m a big monster [2], but I’m just an annoyance who likes to hem for two seconds before speech [3]. A friend has come from places distant [4], we must torment their spirit and labor their limbs, yeah ~ starve their body, impoverish their person, cause disorder in their actions [5] and whip them, maybe ten times. Then finally, banish them to some other court [6].

Passerby A: Boss, what are these hard-boiled eggs selling for? Lü Shu: Boiled eggs eh, one-fifty each, three dollars for two, ten dollars for six with a dollar change. Passerby A: Then please give me three. Lü Shu: This is a small business which doesn’t take credit ~

Excuse me, I shall leave now. Listening to you monologue has wasted ten precious minutes of mine.

Of people with shared mutual dislike, there are many. This decision to keep a distance is not bad at all. If you ask me how far is enough, I would say, ideally, a separation by life and death.

This lifetime of mine, I’ve never asked anything of anyone, besides the psychological SHADOW of everyone seated here. I am naturally best at filling people with impotent infuriation.

Oh, and cutting ties.

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OMG I saw the OP for this donghua 大王饶命 in December and was utterly obsessed. It’s SO GORGEOUS. Very very imaginative! I still watch it at least twice a week. Forgot I’d translated it for a friend bc I put it in our chat and never went back xD. We were supposed to be going out in two hours (to have tofu and then teaaaaaaaa), but I shared the vid and she said she watched it on loop for a while one year ago, but doesn’t know what the lyrics say. 

So like obviously, I was a liiiiittle late to the outing. LOL.

Sharing it here now!

I don’t want to ruin the gorgeousness of the video with fonts so, here it is in English just so you know what it’s about (I think there must be quite a number out there!) ~ IT’S SO IRREVERENT AND FUNNY.

There’s a lot of it that must be references to the novel or donghua, and this amazing MV made its donghua a place on my to-watch. 

Don't take any of the quotes too seriously 🤣 this POV is trolling all the way.

[1] 日三省吾身 From Analects, Chapter: Learning (学而) - https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=1105&remap=gb#s10019801

[2] 大魔王 Big fiend / demon king. This is what you call a big troublemaker and plague on your soul xD

[3] 不过爱沉吟两秒的气人精 Pretty sure this is a reference to the character of the speaker who may also be the main character? The irritation caused by a deliberate indecisiveness perhaps? xD

[4] 有朋自远方来 Also Analects, Chapter: Learning (学而) - https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=1102&remap=gb#s10019792

The absurdity of having a friend over to visit and instead of being a good host, you uh ↓ do that (’Heaven’) and shoo him away with a whip like a toad disturbing your fun.

[5] 必先苦他的心志 劳他的筋骨 yeah 再饿他的体肤 空乏其身 行拂乱其所为 From Mengzi's essay, 生于忧患，死于安乐 - https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=1789&remap=gb

[6] 然后鞭数十吧 最后再驱之别的院 From Shen Fu's essay, Interesting Things in Childhood (童趣), about what he did to a toad which interrupted him watching insects fighting

https://m.gushiwen.cn/shiwenv_e6ea5cd95b75.aspx

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有人让我反省自己 可我 日三省吾身 发现错不在我 有人说我大魔王可我 不过爱沉吟两秒的气人精 有朋自远方来 必先苦他的心志 劳他的筋骨 yeah 再饿他的体肤 空乏其身 行拂乱其所为 然后鞭数十吧 最后再驱之别的院

路人甲：老板 这个煮鸡蛋怎么卖 吕树：煮鸡蛋一块五一个 三块钱两个 十块钱六个 找你一块钱 路人甲：那麻烦您给我拿三个 吕树：小本经营概不赊欠

在下先失陪 听君一席话 浪费了我宝贵的十分钟

彼此讨厌欠扁的人很多 保持距离这个决定还不错 如果你问我多远才足够 那么我会回答 最好是阴阳相隔

我这一辈子谁也没求过 除了在座各位的心理SHADOW 我本最擅长的就是 气人不偿命

哦 还有斩断人际关系

#不好惹 #阿萨Aza #夏铜子 #MeLo #this OP is so pretty #i still watch it once in a while lol

[nerves-nebula]

NEXT ONE #3: She Listens.

I'll do this one too before I gotta go. This one doesn't require much backstory so it'll be a lot shorter!

So I wasn't well liked in school but in some grades I managed to have a friend or two, and every once-in-a-while I was able to have sleep overs. I usually tried going to other people's places since it was usually wayyyy better but sometimes people came over to wherever we lived at the time.

Not only do my adoptive parents have an EXTENSIVE process to even allow me to go somewhere outside of school (after we moved from a forest I wasn't allowed outside. There was cameras on my windows and all doors to the outside, plus their office had the view to my bedroom)

And that process deterred most people from trying to be friends with me because who wants to set up a meeting between parents, have phone calls, state exactly where you'll be and who will be there, etc? While most people got more freedom in high school I got wayyy less. I basically had no friends, or at least friends are "supposed to know each other outside of a specific class" so.. Their monitoring continued into highschool before covid hit, and now that we're in a pandemic it's impossible to make friends IRL

But the few times I was able to have sleep overs at my place, my adoptive mother would be somewhere out-of-sight but listening to everything said. You know how people try to have deeper conversations during sleep overs? I had to try to get my friends to not say anything too bad or anything that she would think is too ""corrupting my star-nature because the humans are infecting me"" sorta stuff.

Which lead to some awkward situations, and probably made people like me less tbh, but after the sleep overs ended she'd kinda "test" me on what was talked about. If there were things she didn't like she'd try to "cleanse me" so that "I would stay connected to the universe".

If she heard us up too late she'd also suddenly appear and be like "HEY. Aren't you all supposed to be sleeping?" because she didn't want to stay up too late listening to everything we said.

Outside of sleep overs if I ever laughed or anything in my room (next house had her office right beside my room so she could hear any conversations I had in online school or anything like that) she'd come to the door and ask me what I was doing lol. I'm still paranoid about how much noise I make though because I still feel like someone's always listening in or watching.

anyways that's that story! Nothing like a little bit of enforced paranoia to spice up your day xD <- you can laugh I am saying this to be funny with it

wow you weren't lying. That She do be Listens.

funny enough my mom also didnt want me going to sleepovers. Not that I was ever invited, but she also insisted on meeting the parents of the kids and all this stuff and I just didn't want to bother cause I had, DEBILITATING anxiety as a child :D

God I can't imagine how bad quarantine must have been for you. tbh not much changed for me, because I kind of never left the house anyway, but it was still Not Great cause my older brother was there.

I'm not super paranoid about how loud I am (outside of my awareness that I'm not very good at controlling my volume, like I'll get louder and louder until I suddenly realize I'm shouting and then stop) but I do get like, the opposite thing. Like, people shouted a lot in my house to call each other, right? It's a small house. But sometimes I get a sudden jolt cause I think I just heard my mom shouting for me, or my older brother stomping his way up the stairs, and then I realize I'm like 5 states away from them right now.

also, one summer my dad stayed home with us and got really annoyed that I was laughing with my girlfriend over call. I don't know why but I guess my constant JOY was grating on him or something cause it got to the point that once I noticed he was around I would stop talking/laughing entirely. But it didn't work cause he'd hear me before I could stop, and one day he came out to me while I was on the porch and said something like

"Just because you don't have a life doesn't mean nobody else does"

which was really hurtful but also very confusing??? Like I'm literally laughing, I'm having A Social Life right now, why are you mad at me??

MORAL OF THE STORY. fuck your parents and fuck mine to!

#nnstuff #ask #abuse #child abuse

[true-autistic-tales]

[base]

click 4 higher quality plz <3

so um ive seen some beings do the whole "my mane 6" and i wanted to do that but make it polyamorous/queerplatonic instead of friendship hehe 🤭 anyway here's are the poni from left to right under the cut

also ive been thinking of naming this "my little pony: polyamory is fuckin epic!!!" cuz it funny

axl (redesigned by my friwend @/kitt_punk144 on instagram)

obvious self insert cuz i couldn't help myself even with my own ocs

element of loyalty <3

pegasus :V

dyes mane a lot

KANDI!!!!

sapphire

element of honesty

krin

cis mare (she/they)

lesbian

works with rose in their florist shop

very very close with rose <3

screams/kismet

element of laughter

earth pony

cxlt (bxy but pony get it?), scenecoric + hyperpopgender (he/it/thing/uwu/cringe/XD/rawr)

gay oriented aroace

in a lil band with melody (vocalist)

prob the most chaotic one in the group along with parcelious (so they usually hang out at cause a lot of damage to things)

if anypony hurts melody, rawr will kill

calls melody "babe", "babygirl" semi jokingly

2nd oldest

voice claim is ofc zach hadel

crystal rose

element of magic

unicorn but uses her magic to create wings for herself (and later becomes an actual alicorn :0)

cis mare (she/her)

pansexual :D

grows flowers with her magic (which is supposed to be symbolism for blooming relationships ;);))

prob the chillist

very very close with sapphire <3

parcelious (reformed)

ventsona that somehow became an oc??

element of justice

batpony

genderqueer (it/she)

trixic + lithromantic

desperately wants a healthy romantic relationship but it never goes anywhere

never got its cutiemark so... *points at burn scars*

kicked out of her home for being queer

the chaotic firend who is so chaotic it's actually self destructive

gets arrested/charged for petty shit a lot (speeding, stealing, getting into fights, etc)

only comfortable venting to screams since they're extremely close

the oldest out of the group

socks

element of generosity

batpony

agender (it/its)

aroace

toymaker :D

loves pastel goth, early internet and cartooms <3<3

didn't get its cutiemark so it decided it didn't need one anyway so drew an X on its flank (basically the good ending that parcelious didn't get)

it looks up to both kismet and parcelious a lot so usually hangs with them but doesn't go as far chaotically

the youngest

melody

element of kindness

everypony thinks they're an earth pony but actually she's a changeling :V

transmare (aahh i did the funny again) (she/it/they)

it's only comfortable showing her true form with kismet <3

in a lil band with screams (backing track and actual music)

non-verbal

almost always with screams <3<3<3

#mlp #mlp oc #my mane 6 #my mane 7 #my little pony oc #axl's ponis #mlp base art #dumb lil ocs #i luv men <3 #mlp fandom #mlp art #mlp fim #mlpfim #click 4 higher quality #art #Spotify #axl's crush tag