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srjlvr · 2 years

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YOURS, CLASS PREZ !!

PAIRING: class prez!yang jungwon x class prez!fem!reader — ft. highschool student!Kim Sunoo. (++ rest of enha & some more idols)

SYNOPSIS: In which the school’s top students, also known as the biggest class presidents of their own class and rivals, has to work on a huge project for their school and compete in a national competition……all together?!?

GENRE: enemies to lovers!au, fake dating!au, love triangle!au, angst, fluff, crack as well, slowburn, overall just a roller coaster of emotions ig.

WARNINGS: if we speaking overall then we have to count my horrible humor, i curse a lot so there are probably gonna be a lot of curse words as well, yn and jungwon being TOO mean and BITCHY to each other.

EXTRA NOTES: yes, im gonna use yuna as the fc for this one, i really hope this smau won’t make you hate me bc💔💔 enemies to lovers can be real mean sometimes, i hope you’ll find a way to like this smau, i promise i’ll try my best to do it better than wgm as well bc it was aWFUL. ++ also sPECIAL SPECIAL thanks to my one and only 💞 anon)): without her i would’ve just delete it)): she has an amazing ideas and she helped me with developing it more!! make sure to send love to her!!

## — STATUS: completed !!

## — UPDATES: —

## — TAGLIST: closed! thank you for everyone who supported this journey!

— Official playlist 🎶🎧

profiles!

001 — what🤨

002 — get out // + Written !!

003 — all my friends are toxic💔💔

004 — if i can make you live in a nightmare so why should i leave? // Written !!

005 — who tf still says yeet

006 — all alone. // Written !!

007 — Kim Sunoo . // Written !!

008 — PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

009 — HARU GAYYYYYYY

010 — fuck them bitches // + Written !!

011 — she looks like a businesswoman but i just took her to a cafe // + Written !!

012 — think i just got friendzoned

013 — first time to not feel any regret after doing so. // + Written !!

014 — Jay’s younger sibling, OFF LIMITS // Written !!

015 — ive been angry at you since you were born // + Written !!

016 — Glad to do some business with you, class prez // + Written !!

017 — If you’re really that apologetic, show it somehow. // Written !!

018 — park yn .

019 — its okay to cry // + Written !!

020 — how to make sunoo fall inlove with yn!! // + Written !!

021 — ‘ugh im lonely today i have nothing to do’

022 — new me my ass // + Written !!

023 — good morning rat x2

024 — Remember that one time when we hang out after Jay made me feeling shitty? // Written !!

025 — it was cute at first but can you not?

026 — Fuck. // Written !!

027 — i can simp for my baes txt❤️

028 — me, running away from my crush bc they dont like me back?

029 — why does it hurt so much? // + Written !!

030 — Fake Dating Rules !

031 — Heart-shaped-pancakes // Written !!

032 — im gonna end up dating sunghoon’s dog atp

033 — YANG TO THE JUNG TO THE WON

034 — The show must go on // Written !!

035 — come on jungwon dont be shy☺️☺️

036 — Yellow tulips and heartbreaks // Written !!

037 — where’s sunoo?

038 — learning to accept the fate // Written !!

039 — jay’s a proud dad // Written !!

040 — my own class prez <3

SPECIAL EP — what would’ve happen if…

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mariana-oconnor · 1 year

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The Naval Treaty pt 3

Yes, we apparently have got to the point where I'm memeing myself.

Right, last time, after Percy, Watson's old 'pal' from school failed magnificently at understanding how to protect confidential data, he followed an old woman into the night and the stress gave him a brain fever. Meanwhile, I'm still certain that Joseph Harrison, who has not been implicated in any way, is involved because I am a well-balanced and entirely reasonable person.

Mr. Joseph Harrison drove us down to the station

See! He's trying to get rid of you! 🤣🤣😂

“It's a very cheery thing to come into London by any of these lines which run high, and allow you to look down upon the houses like this.”

Last time we had Holmes looking out a train window: Ugh, look how terrible the countryside is! I can't bear it.

The contrast is palpable.

“The board-schools.” “Light-houses, my boy! Beacons of the future! Capsules with hundreds of bright little seeds in each, out of which will spring the wise, better England of the future. I suppose that man Phelps does not drink?”

Board schools are not the same as boarding schools, the internet tells me, but the first state run schools with no religious affiliation. I was about to be cynical about Holmes' view of children and Victorian educational standards, but I can't. He's right, those schools were important and really did pave the way for a brighter future.

And then a bit of mental whiplash as he snaps back to the case at hand, because he's Holmes.

In answer to the question, I can't say whether Percy drinks alcohol, but he definitely has a caffeine addiction that he should work on. If not for that, he wouldn't be in this mess.

Also, it was unreasonable of his uncle to expect him to copy so much text in a foreign language in one night. But even so, Percy needs to work harder on curbing his need for coffee.

"Then came the smash, and she stayed on to nurse her lover, while brother Joseph, finding himself pretty snug, stayed on too."

Oh, so he's just hanging around leeching off people, huh? Exactly as I suspected! This is just the beginning. Clearly, he's been a wrong'un all along and I will be vindicated.

"But to-day must be a day of inquiries.” “My practice—” I began. “Oh, if you find your own cases more interesting than mine—” said Holmes, with some asperity.

First of all, Watson does have a job, Holmes. I get that you want to play with him, but he does have responsibilities. You really shouldn't be bitchy about that.

Second, if Watson actually cares enough about his patients to ditch you, that would be the first time ever.

“I was going to say that my practice could get along very well for a day or two, since it is the slackest time in the year.”

See. No problem at all. Why would Watson ever do his actual job when he could be running around with Holmes? What a preposterous idea!

"...there is Lord Holdhurst.” “Lord Holdhurst!” “Well, it is just conceivable that a statesman might find himself in a position where he was not sorry to have such a document accidentally destroyed.” “Not a statesman with the honorable record of Lord Holdhurst?”

Oh Watson, my sweet summer child. Out there believing in unicorns and fairies and honourable politicians.

I discounted him because honestly, a political plot involving the politician uncle and corruption seemed too spy thriller. Also, the time frame of everything being nine weeks ago, I think discounts a political motive because if there were spy games going on, it would be far too late to do anything about it. Of course, it might be the case. These stories have surprised me a few times so far.

“£10 reward. The number of the cab which dropped a fare at or about the door of the Foreign Office in Charles Street at quarter to ten in the evening of May 23d. Apply 221b, Baker Street.”

The Bank of England inflation calculator tells me that's equivalent to approximately £1000 today, which is a pretty impressive reward for a little bit of information. Honestly, I'd expect people to be climbing out of the woodwork to say they saw Queen Victoria herself driving the cab and dropping off Jack the Ripper.

"Why yes, Mr Holmes, I saw a man with a long white beard and carrying a large sack. No, it was right odd, y'see: he didn't go in through the door. He climbed up on' roof and went down the chimney, that he did."

"And then, of course, there is the bell—which is the most distinctive feature of the case. Why should the bell ring?"

This is what I'm most interested in. What is up with that bell?

He sank back into the state of intense and silent thought from which he had emerged; but it seemed to me, accustomed as I was to his every mood, that some new possibility had dawned suddenly upon him.

Tell me! Tell me! I need to know. The bell is plaguing me.

a small, foxy man with a sharp but by no means amiable expression.

So Lestrade is a ferret and Forbes is a fox. Must all police officers be described as animals? This appears to be a pattern.

“You are ready enough to use all the information that the police can lay at your disposal, and then you try to finish the case yourself and bring discredit on them.” “On the contrary,” said Holmes, “out of my last fifty-three cases my name has only appeared in four, and the police have had all the credit in forty-nine. I don't blame you for not knowing this, for you are young and inexperienced, but if you wish to get on in your new duties you will work with me and not against me.” “I'd be very glad of a hint or two,” said the detective, changing his manner.

Forbes changes his tune pretty quickly here, so he seems open minded enough. Although it does seem a bit like he doesn't understand the purpose of Holmes. Yes, he's supposed to take all the evidence the police give him and try to solve the case. That's kind of how being a detective works. I get the emphasis here is on 'yourself', but still.

I like this exchange, because we've already seen in the stories that Holmes really doesn't care about the notoriety or the accolades - though he's more than willing to display gifts he's given in his own home - it's entirely the case and helping the people involved that he cares about.

Not sure he really needed to say that 'you are young and inexperienced' bit, though. Seems a tad direct.

“We have set one of our women on to her. Mrs. Tangey drinks, and our woman has been with her twice when she was well on, but she could get nothing out of her.”

OK, I thought it sounded unlikely that there were female police officers in the late 1800s, and it seems like the first female police officer in London was in 1919. But it definitely appears from this that they have women working for them - unless one of them has set his wife on a suspect, which... fair. Fascinating either way.

Also, Mrs Tangey has an alcohol problem, that could be an angle.

“What explanation did she give of having answered the bell when Mr. Phelps rang for the coffee?” “She said that he husband was very tired and she wished to relieve him.”

Alright, so it either was her, or she's involved in some way. Which I think we already suspected, but this clarifies that no one impersonated her without her knowledge, at least.

“Did you point out to her that you and Mr. Phelps, who started at least twenty minutes after he, got home before her?” “She explains that by the difference between a 'bus and a hansom.”

That's fair. Not everyone can afford their own taxi. Check your privilege, Holmes.

Standing on the rug between us, with his slight, tall figure, his sharp features, thoughtful face, and curling hair prematurely tinged with gray, he seemed to represent that not too common type, a nobleman who is in truth noble.

I may have rolled my eyes at this bit. Watson sometimes needs to back off on his earnest belief in the glory of England and its political and social systems. He's so classist it's actually painful at some points. Even if he's saying the type is 'not too common' it just makes me wrinkle my nose.

I also don't like Lord Holdhurst, but that's mainly because I believe hereditary nobility is immoral and also because he is a tory politician. There was never any hope of me liking him. I don't think he murders puppies, but I bet he'd pass legislation saying that murdering puppies is okay in certain circumstances if his old chum wanted to start a puppy murdering business and was a generous donor.

"I fear that the incident must have a very prejudicial effect upon his career.”

Yeah, that I do agree with.

“But if the document is found?” “Ah, that, of course, would be different.”

This, I do not agree with. Not after nine weeks, anyway. If it had been a couple of hours and the document was found to have fallen down the gap between the desk and the wall then he could probably just be given extra training and not allowed to touch confidential documentation without supervision for a few years. But it's been nine weeks. That treaty is lost. Even if it's returned, he still lost it for nine weeks.

“Did you ever mention to any one that it was your intention to give any one the treaty to be copied?” “Never.” “You are certain of that?” “Absolutely.”

OK. That cuts off that line of thinking, as Watson's insistence on him looking 'noble' clearly means we're supposed to believe him. But we already knew it wasn't him.

Because it's Joseph Harrison.

“If the treaty had reached, let us say, the French or Russian Foreign Office, you would expect to hear of it?” “I should,” said Lord Holdhurst, with a wry face.

Like I say, any political motivations would have been thoroughly completed by now, before Holmes was even called upon, so that's not likely.

“Of course, it is a possible supposition that the thief has had a sudden illness—” “An attack of brain-fever, for example?”

Given he called Holmes in, I sincerely doubt Percy's involved. Again, if this weren't a Sherlock Holmes story, there's a slim possibility it could be that his brain fever cause amnesia meaning that he doesn't remember taking the treaty and causing the whole problem, but that doesn't seem like a likely plot here.

“But he has a struggle to keep up his position. He is far from rich and has many calls. You noticed, of course, that his boots had been re-soled?"

OK so now we give him a motive, when you've all just gone on about how he's a 'fine fellow'? Are Lord Holdsworth's money problems going to be relevant to the plot? Maybe. We've heard nothing of Percy having any cousins, so as it stands he might be his uncle's heir. Not sure how that would lead to the treaty being stolen, but we'll bear it in mind.

Ah, and then Watson is racist again. Native Americans this time. These stories are really trying to spread the racism around, aren't they. This whole section is strange though, because it's about how Watson can't read Holmes' face, when multiple times (in this very story) he's said how he knows Holmes so well that he can instantly tell from his face what Holmes is thinking.

“God bless you for saying that!” cried Miss Harrison. “If we keep our courage and our patience the truth must come out.”

She and Watson should get together and have optimist meetings.

Although, it's definitely your brother, Miss Harrison. I don't know how, but it is. It's got to be. We're running out of suspects. Mrs Tangey seems like she might be involved, but I doubt she's the mastermind behind events.

Maybe Joseph just bribed her into trying to discredit Percy, she saw the paper and thought 'well this looks important' and took it not really knowing what it was.

But that doesn't explain the bell. Unless it's because she was drunk and she stumbled and grabbed it. Or she didn't really want to be doing it, so she pulled it in a weird attempt to get caught. Or she let Harrison in and then saw him stealing something and pulled the bell, only to be threatened if she said anything.

“Yes, we have had an adventure during the night, and one which might have proved to be a serious one.” His expression grew very grave as he spoke, and a look of something akin to fear sprang up in his eyes. “Do you know,” said he, “that I begin to believe that I am the unconscious centre of some monstrous conspiracy, and that my life is aimed at as well as my honor?”

He's probably right to be worried - maybe not for his life, but I'm pretty sure this entirely thing is aimed at him, not the treaty. But at the same time, this does not sound like the thinking of a mentally healthy person.

"A man was crouching at the window."

No. No, you see it could be him. Of course you're going to want to make it seem like it was someone from outside forcing their way in. To keep the suspicion off the people who live in the house. It has to be him. Has to be.

Did he have a knife, or was it just something that looked like a knife... like...

uh...

The thing he used to unlock the window?

"As it was, I rang the bell and roused the house. It took me some little time, for the bell rings in the kitchen and the servants all sleep upstairs. I shouted, however, and that brought Joseph down, and he roused the others."

Oh oh... convenient, being the first person on the scene, huh? Was that because you weren't in bed asleep at all? Mr Joseph Harrison?

(If I am by some miracle right about this, it will be entirely undeserved as literally the only reason I decided it was him is because he seemed too happy and his sister is getting married)

"There's a place, however, on the wooden fence which skirts the road which shows signs, they tell me, as if some one had got over, and had snapped the top of the rail in doing so."

Okay... well... well... that doesn't really fit with my theory at all, but maybe it's a coincidence. People climb over fences all the time. Maybe it happened ages ago. I bet they don't check the fences every day. Totally not a sign I'm wrong.

“Oh, yes, I should like a little sunshine. Joseph will come, too.”

Why?

No, seriously. Why? Percy says Joseph will come, but not his fiancee? That's weird. Is it because Joseph is stronger if Percy needs to be carried back?

"I should have thought those larger windows of the drawing-room and dining-room would have had more attractions for him.” “They are more visible from the road,” suggested Mr. Joseph Harrison.

And right here we have the classic Columbo moment. I know Sherlock Holmes came first, no need to send me angry messages. But this is something that happens in Every. Single. Columbo. It's part of his method, it's kind of his whole method. He makes a comment about 'I wonder why the murderer didn't do x' to the person he (and the audience) knows is the murderer and the villain, in an attempt to cover their own tracks, immediately presents an explanation.

“Do you think that was done last night? It looks rather old, does it not?” “Well, possibly so.”

Aw shucks, is Holmes not falling for your clever ruse? What a pity!

“Miss Harrison,” said Holmes, speaking with the utmost intensity of manner, “you must stay where you are all day. Let nothing prevent you from staying where you are all day. It is of the utmost importance.” “Certainly, if you wish it, Mr. Holmes,” said the girl in astonishment.

Not the weirdest thing Holmes has ever asked a person to do - still remember Watson pretzeling himself behind the headboard that one time - but still kinda weird. I hope she has some sort of enrichment in her enclosure. Tell me she has a bookcase at least.

“Why do you sit moping there, Annie?” cried her brother. “Come out into the sunshine!”

Look! LOOK! He's trying to get her out of the room. He hid the treaty in the room and now he's trying to get it back but he can't! All aboard the Joseph Harrison train, next stop: Vindication.

Got to assume that even though Joseph wasn't present when Holmes was speaking to Anne, or when he was speaking to Percy, he will be aware that Percy is not in the house. But he'll only be able to break into the room by the window again, so I guess that is the plan. To catch him red-handed.

#Letters from Watson #The Naval Treaty #Sherlock Holmes #long post #It's beginning to look like I'm right #But that's absolutely nothing to do with my problem solving ability and everything to do with my natural paranoia and distrust #Also ACD has a type #We saw it in The Copper Beeches and in The Greek Interpreter #Men who laugh too much and smile too easily

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empty-blog-for-lurking · 4 months

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Rewatched the vld pilot i have uhhhh opinions-

First things first, it was good!!! Like both as entertainment and as writing wise it was good!!! It sets up the characters and introduces the plot really well, it was good ok! It was good!!

It also hurt SO MUCH knowing what happens later on like both because so many things in the pilot gets undermined or completely forgotten and because the show really had a lot of potential

Like it sets up so many themes that really didnt go anywhere- Shiro's backstory, whatever shitty energy thing Keith has, Lance's potential arc, Allura's arc, Lion bond, destiny etc etc

It feels so nice to be vindicated about Hunk. Like he is bitchy! He loves to complain! He will go through your personal stuff! I love him, he is kind but absolutely not nice, i love him!

Could have done with less fat jokes though like ugh stop

Also Lance really was great here, like i might be biased but like he was genuinely more complex than people give him credit for. Like he is showboaty, a jerk and a pompous cunt, but he is also great at noticing what people need, making right snap decisions under a lot of pressure, knowing when to jump in but also when to not do that and is genuinely kind and accepting, but also all of this undermined by his fucking personality

Also where are my 1000 and 1 fics of Lance who genuinely thought he saw Hunk die and when the battle is over he is getting a bit protective of Hunk to the point of being overbearing.

And i love how Coran and Lance did not like each other makes whatever is going to happen next all the more compelling

Also why the fuck do people act like Lance bullied poor Keith like the garrison trio are WAY bitchier and meaner towards each other, like Keith is not a victim and he's definately not passive and defenseless about it either he was literally calling Lance a non essential weight

Also speaking of Keith, he was BARELY there, like aside from the story taking its time to go on about how special and amazing Keith is, the bike and the red lion scene he was just barely there. Like the others felt like they were present even when the scene wasnt focusing on them but you can easily forget Keith is supposed to be there

Like seriously even Shiro was more focused with Pidge

Like no wonder they had to screw over and undermine the entire cast and the plot to make Keith the Protagonist™ because otherwise he would not have been this popular

They should have kept this trend honestly

Also god i missed Pidge being actually interesting and likable, like she was flawed and could be mean but also just a girl desperate to find her family, god if only LM didnt decide to make her a flawless self insert

I still think they should have killed her father and/or her brother, like just for the flavour it would have been great

Hell she was trying to save the prisoners who even fucking Shiro was ready to abandon! Granted it was to look for her family but still!!

Also Allura!! My girl Allura!! God she didnt deserve any of this shit!!

Like she tries so hard to be strong and lead and save universe but also god! But also it was just so clear that the loss of Altea was breaking her and she only Just started to process it

"You must sacrifice everything to form voltron" petition to bring back Alfor AI just so i can kick its ass again, cause like SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO SHE DOES NOT! SHE ALREADY LOST SO MUCH AND SHE WILL LOSE SO MUCH LIKE HOW DARE YOU! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

"If i could i would take the burden away from you" THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORESHADOWING! HE SHOULD HAVE CAME BACK TO SAVE ALLURA AND TELL HER THAT SHE MUST LIVE NOW! THAT SHE DIDNT NEED TO SACRIFICE HERSELF! HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HER BURDEN! I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT!! SHUT UP! SHUT UPPP!!!!

Sendak is..... twinkier than i remember

"We must wipe out that filthy race, once and for all!" Zarkon says about the Altean race while his Altean wife whom he claims to love is right there

Anyway yup this was my experience, i loved the pilot

#empty opinions #K3ith stans i kinda need yall to look away ok? Ok

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angkis · 8 months

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your butchlander piece is so nice! lol homelander looks a little like chris pine to me but it's so beautifully done and he's definitely enjoying that pain❣️ and that superbat one had me 👀 I must admit.

hey do you mind if i suggestively wonder if you might just be interested in a tsun tsun bratty bossy bottom billy butcher? homelander's such a misbehaved service dog but billy's so damaged deranged and yippy it has me 👀👀👀🔥🔥👀🔥🥵🥵🔥🔥👀 like he needs a good prostate 👀👀 you have no idea. literally called himself an alpha male unironically like bitchy butchy you are a total bottom

plus the fact that super dicks have no refractory period and can be vibrated??

ugh ignore me lovely work 😘😘❣️❣️

Ahh Thank You so much!! I'm happy you like the drawing and that you like this ship in general! 😳🙏💕

YOU MADE ME THINK JUST NOW because that sounds so hot ohmygod I can't believe I haven't thought of this possibility-Thanks for opening my eyes 👁️👁️👁️👁️

Misbehaved service dog ygsgfsgssgsg sobbing. I love that. Yes he is.

Maybe I was a little too respectful towards Butcher with that first piece. /j sggssgshsh Maybe he just deserves to get dicked down. The more I think about it the more I like the idea damn Remember this when you see me drawing anything like that because it's gonna be your fault!! 😩💫

To be perfectly honest, I'm in a period where I try to draw as many different characters I was ever interested in as possible because I've been feeling a little overly self-conscious about my style and anatomy and stuff /like my style is becoming very stagnant. /(that's why my page is all over the place rn 😳) I watched this show last year and I loved it but I wasn't drawing much at that time. I thought it's only gonna be one single fanart *for this experimenting period* from The Boys but I got way too deep so quickly, it's insane. There's definitely more to come. 💀🙏❤️

#butchlander

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my thoughts while rewatching all of Helluva Boss in honor of the S2 trailer PT 3

TRUTH SEEKERS - i sMelL.... c o l o r s 😮 - unrelated but i love the background music? like helluva has such a good soundtrack why didn't we get that for hazbin - i just like complaining - MOXXIE IS T H E BITCH - he's so me - i love this episode so much - blitz looks so chill this is so silly - I'm a VirGo- - I LOVE MOXXIE - i love the fight choreo in this episode so much - blitz is just :p - im sorry what is bitch juice - IT WAS ABOUT UGLY HORNY CATS HAHAHAHA - cue the coolest sequence in indie animation ever - IT TIS NO PRANK BITCH - BECAUSE YOUUU - MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY - ARE TRIPPING BAAAWWWWWLLLLLSSSS - brandon has the best line delivery istg - woah wait scribble moxxies dialogue is some of the best written dialogue in all of vivzie's projects - this animation is so cool i'm sobbing - this is one of my favorite episodes, i remember watching it when it came out and like actually sobbing - the dhorks are idiots why did they give them the truth serum but like not ask them any questions while they were under the influence of it? like- what was the point - THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING FIGHT SCENE EVER - no thoughts, head empty, just truth seekers fight choreo - see this is what happens when animators actually take time to make their projects look good, instead of trying to get everything out as quick as possible - millie is the coolest, go break that guy's neck with your thighs, get it bestie - OMG I HAVENT SEEN THIS EPISODE IN FOREVER I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE STOLAS - GET IT STOLASSSSSSSSSS - this is literally the coolest sequence - OWL IN A CAGE INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - bryce pinkham the line delivery of "how the FHUCK-" was perfect - this whole scene is perfect - HELP THE DHORKS LOOK SO CONCERNED AFTER BITZ AND STOLAS MAKE OUT - yeah this is the best episode so far, hands down OZZIES - i have never been more not ready - i have no thoughts on the beginning ngl - ugh the lust ring is so beautifully drawn, really some of vivzie's best backgrounds - not the bouncer dude implying that three people can't make one couple 🙄 - "that's a mood, gabriella" LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST STOLAS LINES - his date outfit is so pretty - THE BOOKS ON HIS CHAIR HELP HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT - blitz is so frustrating right now FUCKING TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF SYPING ON M&M YOU PERVERT - FIZZZZZZ BABYYYY - damn imagine blitz realizing his ex-best friend and celebrity ex are at the same club as him while he's on a "date" with a goetia that must be fucking embarassing - fizz's "let's fuck him up babe" look is my favorite thing - house of asmodeus is peak songwriting, like i don't think vivzie will ever top this (i fucking hope she does though) - UGH THIS MAN'S VOICE - these two are the biggest fucking hypocrites - "you used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all! i hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it up" is so gorgeously written and delivered - i could go into a whole analysis on stolitz rn but you could go read any other analysis on this episode and read the same shit so im not gonna - help why did he drive stolas hope? THE MAN CAN TELEPORT - stolas is so expressive i love him - OHHHH QUEEN BEE TAKES PLACE LIKE AT THE TAIL END OF OZZIES THAT MAKES MORE SENSE (queen bee took forever to come out so i was confused, i kinda forgot)

QUEEN BEE - ew i remember hating this episode so much - this feels so unfinished already - this is vivzie voicing the poodle bitch, isn't it - keshaaaaaa - i don't wanna listen to this song ngl - okay but the visuals are kinda good and i do love her voice - this must've taken forever to animate - HELP THE ONE SILENT LOONA LINE MAKES ME CRINGE SO HARD LIKE WHAT WAS SHE SAYING - she sounds like... constantly wasted as fuck - people definitely ship loona and bee don't they - i don't but like... i know someone does - i've heard a lot of people call bee bitchy, and fake, but yall i feel like she's being genuine - help she changes her mind so fucking fast - okay okay i don't hate this episode that much - blitz's little arm wave help - for reference i write all of these between the hours of 10pm and 3am, this is my complete, honest, unfiltered opinion - yeah this episode wasn't as bad as i remembered

#helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss truth seekers #helluva boss ozzie #helluva boss queen bee #helluva boss opinions

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queerfables · 4 days

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911 season 4 liveblog part 4x07 through to the end

4x07

Ok I'm obsessed with this "mother plague" band I want to go to all their shows and maybe hook up with them

Oh boy Buck is not having a good date. Come on lady, be nice. It's not like Buck held you at gunpoint to get you to the table. If you're having a bad time just go home.

Ok seriously you cannot order dessert on a date where you're clearly having a bad time and then continue to be bitchy to the person you're there with. Just go home!

LMFAO THEY'RE NEIGHBOURS

Hen saying "Have either of you ever seen me in a dress?" and the random guy chiming in with "I think you'd look lovely in a dress" lmfao not the correct response my dude

Buck and Eddie facing off against a turkey together amazing

I'm enjoying Michael's Rear Window arc

Crying with laughter. I love that when Athena asks Bobby to check on Michael he immediately gets sucked into Michael's nonsense

Bobby is TERRIBLE at undercover operating

"Michael did help me break into a bank vault once" I really love their team ups

Oh my god Michael just snuck into the guy's house??

Holy fuck is he stealing organs??

Oh this is a nice scene with Hen and her mum

LMFAO LMFAO Buck's bad date is dating Albert now that's hilarious

4x08

Crying with laughter over the bitingly false cheer in this flight attendant's voice as she says "you betcha". Poor friend she's having a terrible time.

Why is everyone acting like she specifically is antagonising them on purpose

Honestly her breakdown is totally warranted everyone on that plane was terrible. No jury would convict her.

Oh the cork embedded in the guy's neck had me gasp out loud at the screen love when this show gets me like that

Aw Buck babysitting Christopher makes me :pleading-eyes:

Buck is such a family guy ugh it's soft. it's been super obvious ever since he met Christopher that he is someone who needs to be around kids and one day have his own (and that he adores Christopher in particular ofc). He and Eddie are so alike. This isn't the only way but it's definitely one that stands out to me, because of course Eddie just completely lights up around his kid.

Man, I rode out the worst of the pandemic in one of the most isolated cities in the world (by total coincidence, we had moved there the year before it hit) so we weren't hit too hard by it. But this season is really driving home how lucky I got.

Omg Taylor and Buck gossiping about Buck's love life is really funny. Maybe they'll hook up again but I would love if she just hung around as his bitchy ex who gets drunk with him and dunks on all his life choices

Chanting for the guy to jump? Classy.

"I've met the people you work with. Your life is nothing but meaningful relationships." Only Taylor could make that sound like an insult. I love her.

Oh Eddie. I know that conversation didn't go the way you hoped but the fact that your kid is able to say the words "I'm mad at you" and walk off to get some space speaks volumes about what an excellent parent you are. It's gonna be ok.

Okay when Taylor knocked on the door I thought she only showed up so she could watch the train wreck but actually she had no idea what she was walking into and in revenge she intends to BE the train wreck? That's hilarious.

oh no Taylor you're showing human emotions and vulnerability stop that immediately before I fall in love with you

Oh my god I'm gonna cry, Eddie panicking over Christopher going missing, answering the call from Buck in a total freak out, but it's all OK and Buck is calling because when Christopher is feeling upset and alone and mad at his dad, the person he trusts to go to is Buck? Gosh that's a lot T_T

Feeling very 🥺 about Taylor & Buck friendship

Oh no, Hen and Karen, that is super rough news. I'm sorry, that aspect of fostering must be so rough.

4x09

Omg this is so familiar. My family had pretty much the same experience when our little one was born. "Today's the day" I'm sorry Maddie, today is not the day.

Oh my god I hate seeing kids in distress this car driving the wrong way down the highway is tough

Oh jeeze this accident is pushing everyone's buttons

Chimney and Maddie are so cute

Oh no Albert!!

He better not die I'll be big mad

Then again if he's anything like his brother he'll be fine

Their music choice is not filling me with confidence

Oh thank God

Oh that is a beautiful baby

Oh Hen. "Nia's damn near crying her eyes out and you act like it happens every day" in fairness, she's a toddler, it probably does happen every day. Put yourself in her mother's shoes for a moment. You experienced first hand the fear of losing your kid, this mother actually experienced it. You don't know what she went through that she had her kid taken and you don't know what she's done to get back to a place where she can look after her again.

"You are nothing like that woman" "I am exactly like that woman" Yeah, he is, and as terrible as the accident she caused is, she's still a person just like Bobby is.

Wow this show really can do Themes when it wants to

4x10

Oh, ouch. I know I was tough on Hen for being angry and trying to fight their foster kid leaving, but I also have a lot of empathy. This sucks, and I'm really sad for their son too.

Oh oof I'm crying

This is too sad

Oh now I'm sad about Hen being happy for Chimney even though she's going through something so painful

Oh that baby is soooo tiny

Ugh I love Ann

Oh no Chimney you put your foot in it a bit there

Athena you really need to learn to react to your kids doing things you don't like with a little more chill

Especially if you want them to tell you things and take your advice and such

This is such an emotional episode

Ugh Chimney calling Ann "Grandma"

Oh no Denny is suuuuch a good kid T_T

A big part of the reason I think this show is aimed at people in a slightly older demographic is that every time they do an episode about kids and parenthood it just completely turns on the waterworks for me lol. and I don't think it would have affected me this way before I was a parent but now that I am, it's just really clear that the people making this show know what they're talking about.

4x11

Aw Athena you're learning! That was a great response to May asking for more independence

Josh backstory! I'm so happy

And Sue backstory too!!

This scene between Hen and Athena about their kids and the missing girl and May wanting to move out is a really lovely scene, I have missed Hen and Athena's interactions.

Also it passes both the Bechdel test and several related tests about race, and I appreciate that that isn't even particularly noteworthy for the show. The only reason I thought about it was because I was trying to figure out how to describe the scene and when I laid it out like "the one where Hen and Athena talk about May" it made me smile

Another thing I like about this show is that it's one of the only shows filmed during the pandemic where full scenes are conducted with masks being worn. Other shows I've seen during that time usually gestured to the use of masks but had the characters take them off as soon as they started talking.

Lmfao love Athena showing up like "don't even think about it Buck"

Aaaah Josh just saved their lives!! Listen I don't find this scenario completely plausible but it's so cool it doesn't matter. Heck yeah I'll suspend my disbelief for this.

I really love Josh. He reminds me of a very old friend of mine whose name was actually also Josh

4x12

Message in a bottle is a fun premise

Lmfao Buck is so sad about missing out on the helicopter

Is ok Buck, my kid loves helicopters too

LOL at this guy whose foot is three times the size it should be being like "no no I can tough it out"

Are Taylor and Buck gonna go looking for this treasure together? Amazing

I love the dispatch betting pool

OMG EDDIE WANTS TO TEAM UP TOO THAT'S SO CUTE

I love Taylor so much (though I stand by my initial impression that she is a terrible person) I'm keen for some Buck/Eddie/Taylor screentime

Omg now a Hen and Chimney team up too? I'm so into this

Oh we are so getting a Bobby and Athena team up too

Come on Athena have some fun

Otherwise he's gonna go team up with Michael and you'll have to arrest them both

LMFAO HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY DEAD THAT'S GREAT

This guy is an ass it's hilarious

Heeee everyone showing up at the same place to find the treasure, delightful

HEN'S EXPLANATION FOR HOW THEY FOUND IT IS THE BEST ONE

"My wife wrote an algorithm that detects changes in satellite images"

Big "what like it's hard" energy

"What, the unnamed cameraman gets a cut?"

"I'm glad we're friends" honestly I wish Taylor and Buck really could be friends because again I think that would be a great dynamic for them

That said I do actually enjoy their relationship as a romance too

4x13

Alright, Suspicion and then Survivors, you're up! I've been informed these are good Buddie-sodes so I'm keen!

Omg they're spoofing that bride who tried to subject her guests to lie detector tests heh

Oh I am SO charmed by the fact that Bobby and Michael usually team up for family game night. Their friendship is everything to me.

Don't be douchey about allergen free food. "What's it made of, air?" If I had a gluten free cookie for every time I heard that 🙄

CARLA!! Christopher's reaction is mine

Eddie stop flirting with the lady falling through the balcony

(Tbh this supports my low-key gay!Eddie agenda. He's jumping from one woman to the next and his primary criteria seems to be whether or not they'd be a good parent to Christopher. Of course that will feature in his calculations but idk. Carla asking him to think about what he wants too was important)

This kid moves around a lot, always going to different doctors, oh jeeze this is a Munchausen by proxy case isn't it?

Either that or they're fleeing abuse or something because otherwise the first thing you want for a chronically sick kid is continuity of care

Oh Maddie is really struggling huh

I bet Bobby is someone's sponsor! I wonder why he's lying about it though

Oh no Maddie, Chimney isn't talking about you, you are a good parent you're just sick and need support

Ah, that's why he's lying about it

Holy fuck, Bobby, that is a huge wrecking ball of a statement to make.

"Who says this marriage is working" do not pull that shit without thinking it through in the middle of a fight because that is the kind of thing that's hard to take back

Oh holy SHIT

No listen I've seen a million gifs of that moment it's the first thing that put this ship on my radar I've been waiting for it forever

I did NOT expect it to manage to blindside me so completely even so!!!

Holy fuck

Ok what's next I am AMPED

4x14

Wow how have I not seen gifs of Buck dragging him to safety

Eddie's glazed "Are you hurt?" looking at his own blood all over Buck

THAT is what I'm talking about

"Are you ok, Buckley?"

Not even a little bit

Oh my god he even said it

That dead eyed "No."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Woah, was Eddie the target? I guessed that maybe it was a terrorism thing. Targeting emergency workers seems like a great way to inspire panic

"No comment" ok I'm obsessed with the fact that this is Buck's first instinct when confronted with Taylor under these circumstances. I'm really glad that's not why she's there but I love that he thought it could be. Ah, my cut-throat girlfriend 🥰

"You can't go see his son looking like this" I'm really glad that Taylor is there to tell Buck sensible things like that

Oh it absolutely was targeting firefighters

Aw I'm happy Albert is doing better

Oof this is a ROUGH conversation to have with Christopher. Buck is doing a great job but I wonder if he should really have been the one to do it, only because he's so shaken up himself.

Oh no now he's crying T________T

Jesus he must have thought Eddie was dead

Oh the show is doing Themes again

"As scared as we are, it's going to be worse for the people who love us. They're the ones who have to watch us go to work and worry we might not come home."

"There's that thing people say, 'I don't know what I'd do without you' because losing someone you love is such an alien concept you don't want to imagine what it's like"

"And I was sitting in that engine thinking I was listening to you dying and I didn't need to imagine anything"

Right after Buck was violently confronted with the prospect of losing Eddie

Oof

I'm happy Bobby and Athena are finally talking about this though. They really needed to.

The fact that Buck is staying with Christopher through this T_T

Lmfao fucking Buck of course he's already halfway up the crane

Buck's gonna Buck

Oh fuck that glint of light scared the shit out of me

Man this scene between Bobby and Buck about Buck's apparent death wish was really good

Aw that's a pretty cute Taylor/Buck moment

I gotta be honest I really kind of like them

Aaaaah Eddie's ok

"Still, I think it might have been better for Christopher if I was the one who got shot" Oh Buck you're really in it now

And Eddie's face when he said that

Oh no Bobby!!

Oh I love Chimney taking over the scene since Bobby is trapped inside and can't

Athena walking through fire to save her husband is pretty romantic <3

Oh they got to see Nia again T_T what a lovely coincidence

Oh it's The Scene!!

This is the other one I've been waiting for

Oh holy fuck

yeah

Everything about that was Extremely.

Obsessed with the fact that Eddie did not tell Buck about any of this

Why the hell would you make someone your kid's godparent and not SAY something that's truly unhinged

But Eddie saying no one would fight harder for Christopher than Buck T-T and Eddie saying Buck is not expendable!!!!!!

That is like. The thing that Buck wants to hear the most. And doesn't ever fully believe.

So that is a lot

FIREFIGHTER ALBERT oh I'm emotional

#911 abc

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spiteless-xo · 10 months

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╰┈➤ meeting the parents - tbaw. ⋙ during jean and reader's weekend at his parents house

why was it deleted. i changed the plot quite a bit and i felt like this scene didn't really flow well or achieve what i wanted it to. what changed. jean, reader, pieck, and eren all shared a hotel room together in trost with two queen-sized beds. jean and reader never kissed in chapter 10. pieck wasn't so bitchy. ft. fem!reader, eren, jean, pieck. cw. unedited, fem!reader, explicit language, sexual content, second person pov, 3,000 words.

Please remember that this scene was deleted for a reason and that nothing that happens here occurs in the actual story posted on AO3. This is just fun bonus content for people who are interested in reading more.

context. eren and reader are sleeping together in a bed in their shared hotel room with jean and pieck in trost.

You wake up in the morning to the sound of Jean shuffling around the room, packing up his belongings and getting ready to leave for his parents’ house. Yawning, you untangle your limbs from Eren, rubbing at your eyes.

“What time is it?”

“Oh,” Jean says, wide-eyed. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you. You can go back to sleep.”

“It’s okay, I’m awake now.”

Eren wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you close against his chest. “No,” he grumbles, voice low and groggy. “Stay for a bit.” He’s not ready to lose you to Jean for the day, not yet.

Jean rolls his eyes and goes back to packing. “Don’t worry, they’re not coming for an hour or so.”

You relax against Eren’s bare chest, surrounded in his heavy vanilla scent, still lingering on his skin from the day before. His chest rises and falls softly as he breathes into your hair, you can’t tell if he’s already fallen back asleep or if he’s just peaceful. Why didn’t the two of you ever sleep together like this before? This was so nice, you felt safe and secure wrapped in his arms.

Pieck yawns from the other bed behind you and you can hear the rustling of sheets as she gets up. “Good morning, everyone!” she says cheerfully, her voice soft from sleep. “What time are you guys leaving today?”

“Not until ten,” Jean says, going into the bathroom to grab his things.

Oh, the bathroom. You aren’t going to be able to go in there for a while without thinking about last night with Eren. Just the thought makes you pull him a little closer into you, your leg sliding over his.

He groans and you can feel the vibrations deep in his chest. “It’s the weekend,” Eren mumbles, face buried in your hair, “Can’t you guys sleep in?”

You tilt your head up to press a soft kiss under his jaw and you watch his eyes flutter open, sleepy emerald eyes looking down at you. “Good morning,” you say into his skin. Eren’s heart stutters in his chest.

“You guys look so cute together,” Pieck says with a smile and she lifts up her phone to take a picture of the two of you curled around each other. She looks down at it happily before pressing her phone tight to her chest. “So adorable!”

His eyes fall shut again, arms gripping around you tighter before rolling you up onto his body, your legs straddled around his hips. You can feel his arousal stirring in your lap as your press yourself up with your hands on his chest. His eyes trail lazily down your body as his hands grip your thighs, already eager to take you again.

“Ugh, gross,” Jean says as he comes around the corner. “Aren’t you guys tired?”

You blush in embarrassment and roll off of Eren completely, scrambling off the bed. Eren sits up on his elbows, yawning and rubbing at his eyes. “Your sex life must be so boring. Oh wait -- do you even have a sex life?” he taunts.

You catch Jean rolling his eyes again as you walk past him into the bathroom to grab your things, snatching some clothes from out of your bag on your way. He seems a little on-edge today. “Sorry for not wanting my coworkers to fuck in front of me? What do you expect?” Jean snaps.

In the privacy of the bathroom, you change into a new set of clothes for today: a pair of black leggings with white crew socks and an oversized white t-shirt. Wait a second… this is Eren’s shirt. You grab at the fabric on your chest, pulling it up to your nose to inhale his smell. Fuck, okay, this will do.

After cleaning your hair, face, and teeth in the bathroom, you come out with your bag to see Jean and Eren are still bickering. You meet Pieck’s gaze from the other side of the room and you see her shaking her head, “Boys.”

Eren crawls out of bed to stretch and you let your gaze trail down to the sharp v-cut of his abs disappearing into the waistband of his boxer briefs. You can see the imprint of his cock through his clothes and small red scratch marks on his biceps and lower stomach from the night before. When your gaze travels back up to his face you see he’s smirking down at you.

“Cute shirt.”

“Thanks.”

“Do you have time for a quick shower?”

“No,” Jean snaps from across the room. “Fuck off, Eren.”

“What’s your problem today?” Eren asks, turning around to face him. “Get off my dick.”

Jean charges across the room to Eren in a few long strides. “I’ve been stuck working with you all fucking week. I’m tired of your shit, Jaeger.”

Eren frowns and you can see he wants to snap back, but he stills when you reach a hand out to press against Jean’s chest, moving him back away from Eren’s face. “Hey, we’re leaving soon, don’t worry,” you say.

Eren glances between you and Jean and he tightens his jaw. Why did you always have to take Jean’s side? “You better take care of our girl this weekend.” He leans down and cups your face with his hands and gives you a soft, slow kiss on the mouth before heading to the bathroom. He slams the door shut behind him and you can all hear the sound of shower turn on from inside.

Jean sighs, unclenching his fists down at his side and running a hand through his hair. “Sorry,” he mumbles, before turning away to go back to his bag. What was his problem today?

---

[JEAN AND READER ARRIVE AT HIS HOUSE]

Jean takes you outside and the two of you follow the trail down into his yard. It’s chilly out today and Eren’s thin cotton t-shirt isn’t enough to keep you warm from the breeze. You cross your arms over your chest and hold yourself tightly, trying to stave off the chill.

You don’t even realize what he’s doing until you feel the warm, heavy fabric of Jean’s sweater on your shoulders. You look up at him in shock, “Hey, you don’t have to do that.”

“You look really cold,” he laughs, rubbing the nape of his neck as you walk together. “Besides, I’m fine, don’t worry about it.”

You tug his sweater closer around yourself, bathing in the scent of his citrus cologne. Jean is definitely acting weird today.

“Did you grow up here?” you ask, trying to break the awkward tension between you two.

“Yeah, it’s an old family property. It’s been passed down for generations,” he explains. “The men in my family have worked with the government for years and this --” he gestures around at the property, “Is the perks.”

“I’ll say,” you whistle. “Is that what you’re going to do when you’re done with Titan?”

He shrugs. “I guess. That’s what everyone expects from me.” He clears his throat, putting on a silly voice, “Get a degree and find a nice woman to settle down with. Gotta fill up all the rooms in the house with kids, y’know.”

You laugh, “Aren’t you an only child?”

“Yeah… lots of empty rooms.”

“Was it lonely?”

Jean doesn’t answer right away, you almost wonder if he didn’t hear you but then he sighs. “Yeah, it was pretty lonely until I got to highschool. That’s when I met everyone: Sasha, Connie, Armin… even Eren.”

“It’s cute that you guys are all still friends for the most part,” you say with a smile. “I don’t really keep in touch with anyone from highschool still.”

“I’m only really still friends with Sasha and Connie now. The only reason I even still talk to Eren is because of you, otherwise I wouldn’t.”

“No need to burden yourself on my behalf,” you say, pulling his sweater tighter around yourself. “I’ll stop bringing him around if it bothers you.”

“I just don’t know what you see in him.”

“What do you mean?” you press.

Jean shrugs, kicking a rock on the trail as you wind through gorgeous topiary plants. “He’s an asshole.”

“He’s nice to me.”

“I think you could do a lot better than him,” he says, still looking down at you, making you feel small under the gaze of his light brown eyes.

He nudges your arm, breaking you out of your thoughts. “So what do you think of the property?”

“Very beautiful,” you answer quickly, nervously.

“Yeah, I think so too,” he is looking at you when he says this and you feel your heartbeat pounding in your ears. You’re starting to sweat as your nerves build inside of you -- is something going to happen this weekend with you and Jean?

Just then, you hear the rumbling of a vehicle behind you. Turning around, you see Franz driving towards you two on a golf cart. “Sir, you mother has returned and requested your presence.”

Jean nods, beckoning you to come sit on the back of the cart with him. You slide into the seat next to him, your thighs touching. He swings an arm around your shoulders, grabbing your arm and holding you close to secure you as Franz takes off. This isn’t unusual, you’ve sat with Jean like this plenty of times before -- but why does it feel so different today?

---

[DELETED DINNER SCENE WITH JEAN AND HIS DAD AND PUT INTO CHAPTER 18]

Jean walks with you up to your room, still not speaking to you until you’re well out of earshot from his family. “I’m so sorry about that,” he says, frowning down at you.

“It’s still early. If you wanna still hang out we can go to the games room,” he suggests, jerking a thumb in the direction of a set of double doors. “Otherwise we can just go to bed,” he says.

“Games sound fun,” you say, leading the way to the double doors. “What’s in here, a golf course?”

You push open one of the doors to see a dimly lit pool table in the center of the room. Off to the side is a small bar setup with liquor on display behind a glass cabinet. You marvel at the decor of the room, it’s like you just walked into a fancy bar.

“Do you know how to play?” he asks, walking past you to go to the bar, mixing up a drink for both of you.

“A little,” you confess, walking over to the far wall to pull a cue stick from the rack.

“I’ll have to teach you then,” he hums, coming up behind you to hand you a dark coloured drink in a short glass.

“What’s this?” you ask, swirling it around in the glass before taking a small sip.

“Drugged.” Your eyebrows shoot up in surprise. “I’m just kidding, it's rum and coke.”

You roll your eyes, hitting him for the second time today after another stupid comment. “Ok, hot shot, how do we do this?”

Jean first shows you how to hold the stick. He teaches you how to make a bridge with your hand to balance the stick on, gripping your hips and hinging your back until you’re staring down the line of it. You try to calm your racing heart when his fingers press into your hip bones.

“Try to stay relaxed when you shoot,” he instructs from behind you. You wonder if he can see how tense you are. “Then you hit the white ball and try to separate the coloured balls all over the table.”

“Which balls do I want to go in?”

“Whichever, for now. There’s striped balls and solid balls, whichever you get in first will be yours and then I have to sink the other ones.”

You nod, “Simple enough.”

“Alright, champ. Go for it.”

Jean steps away from you to give you space to make your shot. Exhaling slowly, you pull back on the cue before shooting it forward, knocking the tip into the white ball and sending all the other balls flaying. You manage to knock in a solid blue ball.

“Nice work!” Jean cheers. “Now, keep trying to hit the white ball to knock in the solid ones.”

You understand the basics of the game relatively quickly, it’s all about angles. If you can figure out what angle to hit the ball at to get it to knock another one into the pocket, you’ve already won half the battle. The tough part is actually getting the ball to go the way you want to.

You miss your second shot and Jean lines up his cue for his turn. You try not to stare at the way his body hinges over the pool table by taking a sip from your drink. Between the wine from dinner and the strong rum and coke Jean made for you, your fingers are already growing tingly from the alcohol.

“Should we make this game more interesting?” he asks, knocking his ball into the pocket, an orange and white striped ball.

“That’s hardly fair,” you whine as thinks through his next shot. “You’re way better than me at this.”

He looks up from the pool table and you see a devilish glint in his eyes. “I’ll play left-handed, what about that?”

“Let me see,” you say, nodding towards the table.

You watch and Jean switches his stick to his other hand, lining up his shot. He’s still able to shoot well, even with his non-dominant hand, but not well enough to sink the ball.

“Is that a satisfactory handicap?” he asks, standing tall.

You walk around the table, trying to find a good angle for your next shot. “I wouldn’t bet money on this game, but yeah, it’ll do.”

“What would you bet?” he asks when you bend over the table.

You catch his eyes when they trail down your body and you feel a flush of embarrassment. “I dunno, what do you want?”

“I asked you first.”

Fair. You shoot the ball and it hits your intended target but doesn’t quite make it to the pocket. “You have to take your top off if I win,” you say suddenly, the words falling from your mouth before you’re able to even think about it. Shit, you are drunker than you thought.

“Do I get the same if I win?” Jean walks towards you, standing close. You have to crane your neck up to look at him, feeling naked and exposed with your neck vulnerable like this.

“That sounds fair to me,” you try to feign nonchalance but your voice shakes.

You take a large gulp of your drink as you feel the heat of his body radiating off on him. You and Jean are usually pretty flirty, but you keep things PG for the most part. This, however, was definitely pushing past any pre-established, unspoken boundary the two of you had in your relationship.

Over the course of his turn, Jean sinks two balls. You look over him with a dark blush across your face, hesitating for a second before doubling down. “Are you trying to get me naked?”

“Maybe,” he shrugs.

Jean beats you, easily. You still have most of your balls on the table when he sinks the single black eight-ball. He doesn’t say anything after he knocks the ball into the pocket, just lets his eyes slowly drift from the table to you -- expectantly.

Your face is burning as you grab the bottom hem of Eren’s shirt, your eyes fixed on Jean’s. Is he really going to let you go through with this? You slowly lift the shirt up and over your head and discard it on the ground nearby. You cross your arms over your chest in embarrassment and look away from his wandering gaze.

“You don’t have to be shy, I’ve seen you topless before.”

“I know,” you say, not moving.

“I’m glad you lost,” your eyes dart over to him to see him smirking. “I hated seeing that shirt on you.”

You suck on your cheek, annoyed. “Rematch?”

This time, he loses. You’re almost certain that he did it intentionally, knocking the black ball into the pocket behind one of his own. But, you don’t complain when he pulls his own t-shirt over his head, revealing his toned, muscular chest. Jean isn’t as fit as Eren, there’s a softness to his body that makes him seem more approachable, more real. He isn’t as religious about going to the gym after a long day of work like Eren was.

“Happy?” he asks, snapping your attention back from the trail of hair leading into his pants to his face.

“Now what?” You were both topless now, was he going to raise the stakes? After a few more rum and cokes during your game, you had felt relaxed enough to stop crossing your arms over your chest. Jean was right, he had seen you topless before, this isn’t unusual. It just feels weird to be doing this alone with him.

Your whole body is thruming, fingers numb from the alcohol as Jean walks around the pool table, approaching you. He stands next to you, not close enough to touch, but close enough for you to feel the heat of his body against yours. You swallow loudly.

“What do you want to do?” he asks, eyes dark.

“What’s going on here?” you ask, taking a step back. As much as you are enjoying this, it is fucking with your head a little bit. Jean is being flirty, really flirty, and you like it -- but this is all coming out of nowhere. “You’re acting weird,” you say quietly.

He sighs and leans against the pool table, his eyes softening. “Can I tell you something?” you nod. Jean looks away and runs a nervous hand through his hair before speaking again.

#tiff.fic #tbaw.fic #tbaw.deleted

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supernatural s13e12 devil's bargain (w. eugenie ross-leming, brad buckner)

laughing that the recap shows asmodeus impersonating cas on the phone, i have such a blind spot for this plotline because i aggressively don't care - i had forgotten they did that too (i was just guessing when i mentioned it prev ep), and sometimes i think about the process for picking clips to include in the recap. like, these dumbasses forgot about the asmo!cas phone call, better remind them (it's me hi i'm the dumbass it's me)

CAS Yes. And the archangel, Michael, again the Apocalypse World version, wants to use the spell to invade and conquer our world. That’s why I met with Lucifer. DEAN So…You met … Cas, I specifically told you not to do anything stupid. CAS Well, he was weak and given the context of our imminent annihilation it didn’t seem stupid. Lucifer wanted to help fight Michael.

what's stupid is dean telling cas not to do anything stupid. i would snap at my kids for that and tell them they're being rude and mean. so i'm glad cas snapped at him, slightly, and sounded mad

SAM Oh yeah, Lucifer wanted to help, sure. CAS If he were lying I’d have known it. He was, he was scared. But Asmodeus showed up before we could finish our conversation and when we finally managed to escape Lucifer did try to kill me. DEAN Oh so much for helping.

feel like they're trying to reestablish lucifer being scary. something about being sarcastic but like, he tortured our sam for an unknown but probably very long time, they have every right to be bitchy and sarcastic at the least towards cas on news of him sorta working with lucifer for a minute

ketch and asmodeus shenanigans *eyes glaze over* ditto for lucifer having to be human

DEAN Cas, I’m sorry. All that time you were with Asmodeus, I should have known it wasn’t you. CAS No, he’s a shapeshifter. Besides, I was the one who got myself captured. DEAN Yeah, but if Sam and I knew you know we would have– CAS Yeah, I know you would have tried another long shot. I’m fine, Dean. DEAN You sure about that?

my dig at the soulless plotline, but how long did dean (AND BOBBY) go with soulless!sam before realizing something was seriously fucked up with him (i would say an UNREALISTICALLY FAR TOO LONG TIME) but if we're accepting that to be in-character, then surely brief phone calls you can't expect dean to have realized it wasn't cas -_- so apologize for making the don't do anything stupid comment instead.

ah so this is the episode with danneel in it (oh, just looked it up, didn't realize it was more than one) i knew she was an angel but didn't know when. haven't seen anything she's in, only know of her vaguely due to jackles. was very much not expecting a ... very young sounding voice. her smile reminds me a bit of kate siegel

SISTER JO Don’t be afraid. You’re whole again.

oh lord the ableism. how do you think that feels to people that have facial differences? ugh. i know that's super common and pervasive but ugh.

girlboss angel, okay, why not

mmmk. little distorted demon growl in the mix of that whole scene

DEAN Alright, I say we take dickbag back to the bunker and find out what he knows, put a bullet in him and burn his bones and flush his ashes. CAS I like that plan.

how about since you know 100% this guy isn't going to break under torture, and that torture info is bad and useless anyway - just kill him and be done with it. i know, shows gotta do this, but i'm so over everything.

SISTER JO We don’t have to rush. We can do this slowly.

really wasn't expecting the kinky angel action a la sam and ruby. i feel the logistics of the angel grace recharge that's supposedly happening here don't quite add up :p but weird sex scene with jackles's wife. that just keeps going. i get it.

KETCH I know you think I’m a monster. DEAN Because you are. KETCH But even I must draw the line somewhere. And letting Lucifer free upon the earth? Well, as it turns out, that’s my line. Not to mention the whole Michael situation. I know you want to kill me. I know you can’t forgive me but if you think about it I’m the lesser of, well, at least three evils. All I ask is that you wait to murder me until after I prove useful. Hmm?

lesser of at least three evils was funny, i'll give them that. still heavy sigh over all this

DONATELLO (screaming) It's like pulling friggin' teeth!! (calmly) I’m working my way through the ingredients. SAM Right. Okay. At least we know the spell we need is in there and we have a plan.

so does that mean sam is all hunkydory now that they have a plan? no more "in a dark place" sam? insert eyeroll

speaking of eyerolls. did they get a proof of concept from him showing he can actually make angels?

LUCIFER Hail to the king, baby.

mhm. preferred when ash said it :p

it's on the damned tip of my tongue who he's reminding of and driving me up the wall. but the cackle i cackled. ARCHANGEL BLADE. okay. why not. couldn't even come up with some random cool sounding backstory having thing like the first blade. nah. just like the angel blade, but upgraded.

gabriel? sure, why not. not like i can keep track if was supposed to be still dead or whatever. s13-15 like one long reunion tour?

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 13x13 #eugenie ross-leming #brad buckner

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quandaryqueen · 2 years

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My thoughts on each Riddler

I have a fever and was feeling like I need to state my mind about each individual Riddler there in Batman medium. Obviously not including all of them because the comic book universe is heavily convuled.

This piece is brought to you by me and my delirious ass, enjoy. This doesn't follow any criteria, it's just me going off. As this progresses, I grow unhinged.

💚 Gotham 7/10

My first ever Riddler crush, he's the one who introduced me to the Riddler rabbit hole and the reason why I watched Gotham. Love the season one counterpart because I'm a softie for tall ass dork with glasses who are inherently pathetic. But then season 2 rolled around and I find myself wanting this little bitch to submit to me because like... Nothing fills me with satisfaction than see dominant people fall to their knees in submission.

Though I absolutely hated the relationship he has like, really? Isabella? Lee? Aight before anyone of you comes at me, I love those two gals but not just WITH Eddie. Tbh I stopped watching Gotham because of school works and EdLee. Like, omg kill me.

💚 Young Justice 7/10

He's barely appeared in it, but like, 👁️👅👁️ awooga I knew I've always liked them dweeby nerds. First I wasn't into his voice (cough because I have a thing for voices too) but like it grew on me and god I'd kill to hear his voice crack.

Idk why, I find it adorable when voice cracks it's just so stinken cute ugh. Like this boy sputtering out amid a conversation, flustered, can't even be coherent, then his voice cracks so he reddens more in embarrassment and cover his face?

Okay but anyways, yea I love him. Wished we had more of this little bitch. I like my men flustered and unable to talk from it, thank you very much. I want to break his pelvis by riding him and make him unable to speak and walk properly for the next few days.

💚 Arkhamverse 8/10

This pathetic washed out sewer rat has my neck in a chokehold of love, I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR! JRNFNDJCJ it's just that he's so... Rat looking. Though I must say, I have my eyes in his more... Sane looking days at Origin, so fucking sassy and sarcastic and cute and adorable and pretty and look at his slappable ass.

Thoo, I just know if I were to be in a relationship with a person like him irl, I'd fucking leave at like day 3 because your girl, this girl has seen enough red flags and can't really be bothered to take care of men who treat you like trash.

But anyways! I like this dude, he's so well-written and god I'm such a slut that I didn't even played the games and yet I simp and write for this dude like I know his entire story.

💚 Harley Quinn 7/10

Sarcastic, sassy, bitchy, smart, BUFF! God with every muscle he gains the more he loses his smarts, but I don't mind 👀

Since Harley Quinn is getting season three soon, I wish he will have more screen time because gosh I live for this bastard and every single quips he has with other characters.

💚 Batman the animated series 8/10

Honey pie, sugar bunch 🥰

Man got me smiling like a dork, this dork is just ugh. I love him, there's nothing more to say.

💚 The war of jokes and riddles 7/10

THIS MAN CAN MAKE ME DO THINGS WITH A SINGLE LEER AT MY DIRECTION, YES I AM AT HIS DISPOSAL JUST KEEP LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. TALK DIRTY? NAH, RIDDLE ME DADDY~

💚 Batman Unburied 8/10

This man had singlehandedly revived my voice kink, ik ik I'm a crazy bitch but some people can have me at the tip of their fingers with their voices alone, get me?

I love how fucking annoying and irritating he is but at some point something about him broke my heart like um??? SIS YOU DESERVE BETTER 😭

But like, every time he speaks my eyes are hearts and I'm beaming like an idiot.

Also, iconic bitch 👌

Hah jencjdjfif can't wait for season two, aka more him.

💚 The Batman 2022 8/10

Get this incel away from me—

Okay at a portrayal standpoint, I love the acting of Paul Dano and the new flavour he brought for the new Riddler. He's scary, I was unnecered at him screaming, the Ave Maria singing activated my fight or flight response, but personally I like my Riddlers yassified.

But yea, I love this adaptation, but would I fuck? No ahahahahhahaha

#personal #dc riddler #edward nygma #im sick #so yeah #enjoy this delirious-induced writing #rant i guess?

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00katrinka00 · 1 year

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Landcaster Legacy Gen 7 Update #14

Dear Diary, I got a job at the local thrift/boba shop, I start in a few hours. I think it's unfair that my parents are making me get a job in order to pay them back, but I have no say which is bullshit. I'm quitting as soon as I pay them back. -Violet

"Lacy," Mads began. "How did you sleep last night? Well, I hope you like your side of the room." "I slept fine," Lacy replied. "And the room is cool, the watcher did a good job." "I'm glad," Mads smiled.

"Also, Ethan and I have decided," Mads was saying. "We're going to have you attend school with Violet." "No, not school!" Lacy exclaimed rolling her eyes. "I already graduated; do I have to?" "Well, you came back to life as a teen and teenagers go to school, so absolutely" "Ugh"

"I'm so proud you managed to find a job so quickly sweetheart," Mads exclaimed as Violet walked into the kitchen, sitting down at the counter next to Lacy. "You sure I have to do this?" "Yes," Mads replied. "Who knows, it might teach you about responsibility." "Ugh."

"I'm going to have you train with Owen," Tiffany told her. "He's a pro, so don't worry." "Alright," Violet muttered. She really didn't want to be here. "If you need anything I'll be upstairs in the office, happy training!" exclaimed Tiffany before walking away.

Owen was busy explaining to Violet how to use the boba machine. He glanced in her direction, "You aren't listening, are you?" "I am" Violet said defensively "You're not" Owen flashed her an irritated look. "If you don't want to be here then leave, you're wasting my time otherwise"

"Jerk," Violet scoffed. "If you must know, my parents are making me pay them back for some money I took from them, so yes, I need this job." "Then maybe start paying attention," Owen glared in Violet's direction. "Asshole," she muttered.

The door clanged behind a familiar couple. "Oh shit!" exclaimed Violet covering her face. "What now?" Owen asked clearly irritated. He noticed Noah and Nat approach the counter. "Welcome!" Owen exclaimed greeting the customers. "What can we get for you today?"

"I'll have the chocolate," Noah said. he glanced over to Nat. "What do you want, babe?" Nat stared curiously up at the menu. "Strawberry matcha, please." "Coming right up!" exclaimed Owen. "Violet, you ready to show off your boba making skills?" "No," Violet whined.

Owen didn't take no for an answer, he stepped aside in order to make Violet figure out the boba machine. Violet tried to quickly ready the drinks in the hopes that Noah and Nat would leave soon. 'Watcher, this is so embarrassing' thought Violet as she tried to keep a neutral face

"How was that?" Violet asked looking towards Owen. "I'll admit," Owen began. "You did pretty good, why don't you head to break." Violet grinned, "told you I was paying attention."

Violet decided to wander around the thrift side of the store while on her break. She stopped to take a quick selfie before her phone began to ring. "Hey, Janie!" Violet exclaimed taking a seat on the sofa.

"How's work, and how's that superstar of a grandmother we brought back from the dead?" Janie asked. "Work is boring, and Lacy's fine. Bitchy, but fine," explained Violet. "I'm on break, but I might take a quick nap, so I'll talk to you later?" "Talk to you later," Janie agreed.

"Where'd the newbie go?" Tiffany asked after deciding to check in. "Sent her to break." "When?" Owen checked the clock on the opposite wall, "we got a bit of a rush, so I lost track of time, but about 45 minutes ago." Tiffany rolled her eyes before walking off to find Violet.

Tiffany found Violet asleep on the sofa upstairs. "Newbie!" she exclaimed. "Wake up!" Violet sat up and started up at her manager. "What do you think you're doing, you were meant to be back down there 30 minutes ago," "I fell asleep," Violet said in defense. "Sorry, geez."

"This is strike 1," Tiffany warned her. "You get to three strikes, you're fired. Do you understand?" "It was an accident!" exclaimed Violet. "I was tired, accidentally fell asleep." "Set and alarm, keep a better eye on your break times," Tiffany said. "This is strike 1."

"Where were you?" Owen asked, irritated, as Violet returned downstairs. "Shut up," Violet said to him. "None of your business." "You're a brat," Owen told her. "Why does everyone keep saying that?" Violet asked in defense as she placed her hands on her hips.

"You know," Owen began to say. "If you've been called a brat by several people, chances are you're a brat." "Asshole!" Violet snapped. "Not all of us can be a legacy heir," Owen rolled his eyes. "Live in a nice cushy house, get special attention from the watcher."

"Just shut up!" exclaimed Violet. "You're giving me a headache." "I'm going to break," Owen spat. "Have fun running the counter alone." With that Owen turned and walked off.

"Violet!" exclaimed Janie as she walked through the front door. "What are you doing here?" asked Violet surprised to see her friend. "I wanted to invite you to a party," Janie grinned. "You know I'm grounded, there's no way my parents would let me go."

"Just tell them you're working late," Janie suggested. "You're doing do good on your first day they asked if you'd stay late, and you thought it'd be a good idea to make a little more money. Then go to the party with me." Violet thought about it, "Fine. I'm off at 6pm."

#TheSims4 #TheSims4Gameplay #TheSims4Community #TheSims #TheSimsGameplay #TheSimsCommunity

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spacieboi · 2 years

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𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐞

𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚. 𝖲𝗆𝗎𝗍

𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝖪𝗎𝗋𝗈𝗈 𝖳𝖾𝗍𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗈 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

𝘾𝙬. 𝖣𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾, 𝖽𝗎𝖻𝖼𝗈𝗇, 𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗅, 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖻𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗍𝗌, 𝗎𝗇𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗑, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝖾, 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗆𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇

𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩. 1.8𝗄

*knock knock*

"Hey Dove, you-" Your bedroom door swung open and in waltzed Kuroo. You and the guy from your chem class you were studying with look up at him. As soon as Kuroo notices him, he hides something behind his back.

"Oh Kuroo, you're here. Let me finish up with him and I'll get to you."

Kuroo's face turns to a small scowl but respects your wish as he makes his way to a bean bag chair in the corner of your room.

"Is that your boyfriend?" Your friend whispers to you.

"What?! No Tetsu is just a friend." You assure him.

"Oh so he doesn't mind if I take you out to dinner this weekend?"

A smile appears on your face as your somewhat crush had asked you out finally.

"Really? I woul-"

"Just a friend huh? I don't think that's what you were screaming the other day."

You dart your eyes at Kuroo threatening him to shut up.

"Not now, Kuroo"

The boy looks at you confused.

"What's he talking about"

"It's nothing just some nonsense that happened a while ago. I would love to go out with you"

"Oh, so two days ago was a while ago?" Kuroo got up and you heard him stand behind you.

His fingers knead your shoulders causing you to tense up with frustration and his touch.

"You left this at my house" your laced bra that you had been tearing apart your house looking for dangled in front of you.

You snatch it off his fingers and quickly hid it in your lap.

You glance over to the boy who was now visibly uncomfortable.

"It was a pool party...and I...must of left it there" that was the best lie you could come up with on the spot.

He slowly nods and glances back down at the textbook.

"Aww Dove am I embarrassing you? Don't want our little friend to know how much of a slut you are for my cock. How you beg for it everyday." His hand grips your hair pulling your head to look up at him.

His brown sly eyes shift over to your trembling friend who's trying his best to avoid eye contact.

"You know that's why I'm here, the slut can't be deprived for one day or she gets bitchy."

"Isn't that right Dove?" He leans down to plant a kiss on your lips. Though you knew you needed to, you just couldn't pull away.

The way his lips moved with yours was so addicting and when you felt him smirk as his tongue snuck past your lips, ugh, the way you melted.

You heard the chair next to you slide across the wooden floor as your guest saw himself out.

"Umm I got to go, catch you later Y/n"

You tried to pull away but Kuroo held you down by your shoulders.

His dark eyes dared you to move as he stared into yours.

You finally break through and race after the boy.

"Wait it's not what it looks like!" You call out.

"Clearly you two have something going on and until you get that straightened out I'm sorry but our date will have to wait." He closed the front door and left.

You sigh as you stomp your way back to your room.

"What the Hell Tetsuro?!" You yell.

"No you what the hell? Trying to replace me?" He huffs.

Your eyes advert his.

"I don't know he's a really nice and sweet guy and-"

"And I'm not?"

"No, I mean yes but- you know what I mean."

"Well Dove hate to break it to you but you're mine." His hand cups your hips.

"That's not what we agreed to" you grumble as he starts to drag your bottoms down your legs.

"Ehh pretty much, you just call and I'll be there to fuck your brains out, right?" His hand placed between your thighs

"Yeah but-"

"Don't get it twisted, you're my slut. Not the girlfriend of some geek that couldn't make you feel a third of what I can."

He turns you around, back facing him as he plunges two fingers in causing you to hiss in pain. You lean into him as you feel the bulge grow against your ass.

"You're nothing but a whore for me, and you think you can be the lover of someone else? So funny, Babe"

"Mmm" his teeth sink into your shoulder fingers hook onto your tube top and brings it down your waist.

His fingers inside you curl into your sweet spot and you arch into him, pussy clenching around him tight as he's knuckles deep.

A groan escapes him as you grind into his cock.

"You're holding onto me so tight and you're trying to leave me? The math isn't adding up, Baby"

"I'm n-ot leaving you Tetsu I ju-" another two fingers penetrate your walls.

"Shit" you moan out as your head falls into him.

He rocks your ass against him in love with the feeling of the fat flesh around his erection.

Your breath picks up as he's quite literally tearing you in two.

"Tetsu~" slit covers his fingers as the sounds of him fucking you gets wetter.

"Such a fucking slut." He pulls out his wrinkled fingers and drags them up your torso to your lips.

"Taste it. Taste how much you need me" stuffing his fingers in your mouth as you suck on them.

"Taste good doesn't it? Are you really gonna take that away from me?" You choke as he pushes them further down your throat.

His other hand pulls your hair causing your ass to thrust against him

"And this gorgeous ass, god I'd die being suffocated by it."

Your sounds of pleasure being muffled as his fingers pacify you.

"I'm not letting him take you away from me." his voice was low and cold as he whispered the words in your ear.

"Why do you even care?" You spit out once you're free of his digits.

"I'm just a fuck toy until we both settle into a real relationship, right? That's what I'm doing."

"Yeah when we both get in a relationship. Are you just gonna leave me in the dust?”

"You're a likable guy Tetsu, lots of girl would like to be in my place right now."

"I'm not that desirable."

"Well babe your dick game says other wise."

"Well if you love it that much, why change?" He lifts you up then throws you onto your bed then saddles your hips.

You watch as he removes his shirt showing off his abs that he had been working on specifically to please you.

"Ass up, Dove" he turns you over on your stomach and pulls down his pants and boxers.

His hands grasps your cheeks and you feel his wet tongue against your dripping cunt.

"Tetsu-" you let out a whiny gasp as you grip onto the bed sheets.

Your eyes roll as he sucks on your clit nibbling the bundles of nerves leading up to your opening.

You legs began cramping as you were reaching your climax.

Kuroo could read you when he notices how loud you're becoming.

He pulls away kissing your ass and chuckling to himself.

"So beautiful, Dove"

"Tetsu~" you whine

"Wanna know my favorite things about you?" He thrust his dick in between you ass cheeks.

"First off, your fucking fat ass, the way it just eats my cock it so-" his words trail off as he takes a sharp breath.

"Mmm" you whine under him waiting to be fucked after he's played with you this long.

"Tet-"

"Also that whiny moaning you always do when I fuck you into overstimulation, so hot baby"

"Tetsuro!"

"Yeah, Dove?"

"...Fuck me"

Before you could even finish the second word, you felt his hips slam into you.

"Why didn't you just fucking ask?" Growling at the end of the sentence as he slammed back into you.

"Ghg" you close your eyes as he starts to fuck you at a faster pace than you're familiar with and that's saying something.

"You like that Dove?" His head drops right above your ear

"Mhm" you hum out to him

"Yeah, I know you do. I know you so much better than you think. I know what turns you on, what has you dropping to your knees, what has you screaming my name because I'm fucking you so good. All things he can't and will never know."

"Only I can make you feel this good, Y/N. Don't you understand? You don't fucking need him. Stay with me"

Moans started to form into screaming. Tears form in your eyes at the rough pace he was taking you at.

"Oh my god Tetsuro!" Your body went limp into the bed as you came around his dick. He didn't stop though, if anything we went two times faster.

"Can't get away from me if you can't walk, huh?"

His voice laced with tiredness as he was soon becoming out of breath but he wasn't stopping until he came. That wouldn't be for a while due to his high stamina which was both fortunate and unfortunate for you.

After your second orgasm, you were completely cock drunk. Eyes half open and mouth hung as your drooled onto the sheets almost as if you were brain dead.

You didn't even acknowledge Kuroo's words of desperation for you to stay with him. At this point you'd sell an arm and leg to be fucked like this again.

"Ugh" his nails drew blood from your ass from how tight his grip on you was. He had gradually started to slow down as he got more sensitive reaching his own high.

"Fuck Baby, I'm gonna fill you up with my cum. Just the way you like, coating your insides so good it’s dripping out your sweet cunt."

"Tetsu.." you made out as your world went blank. Your body was so exhausted you could fall asleep right there hard as he was fucking you.

"Shit" his voice high pitched and you trembled as you felt the warm liquid rush through you.

Light kisses on your shoulder and back as his hips slowly rocked into you.

He eventually pulls out going around the room to pick up his scattered clothes.

You catch your breath has he gets dressed in the background.

"Take that as a warning, Dove. You will never find anyone better than me." He whispers in your ear.

Then you hear the shutter of a camera.

"So don't even try to find anyone else"

You felt something land beside you on the bed. You glance over to see your phone open on messages. Sent from your end was a picture of your cream filled pussy sent to your crush.

"Because you're not leaving me"

#fanfic #fanfiction #x reader #haikyuu!!#lemon #smut fanfiction #x fem!reader #x female reader #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #kuroo smut #kuroo tetsuro x reader #haikyuu kuroo tetsuro #kuroo tetsuro oneshot #tw dumbification #tw dubcon #fwb #friends with benefits

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larentsaloud · 2 years

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ICONIC SEQUENCE

It’s time to freak out my F4 addicts.

Puppy T knows how to apologise. Hallelujah.

Bridal carry, I repeat BRIDAL CARRY!!!

Iconic. THE SMOKE, FLAMES. MY ASS IS ALREADY ON FIRE Y’ALL.

Ok I have a lot to say about this. 🪑(*sit down)

I’m sort of starting in the middle today, because it’s impossible to ignore how grand this scene was and everything it represents, Thyme crying (ACTUAL TEARS MY GAWD) while Gorya passes out (almost) only for him to catch her.

Swoon. (But not really because all of this is kinda his fault still.)

My puppy Thyme did not believe Gorya in a first place. Which we knew he’d regret, but alas hero must go on a journey.

To be fair with his track record of people who bullshit him on the daily, I don't blame the fact he has trust issues on puppy T, but I do wish he was not such an innocent fool who let’s himself be spiked (I don't want to blame him too much cos he’s a victim of an evil plot but...) and even dragged into a hotel and then...ugh.

My inclination to rip apart the classic trope of obsessed crazy stalker who tries to win your heart by semi-abducting you, while she ends up bringing you and your bae closer together, but I fear I might unleash a rap of dissing proportions that I shall never recover from, because I am like Thyme-- I do take issues with a lot of things...particularly women being portrayed as vindictive. Alas, I must remember Hana is the shit-pot-stirrer and drives the inciting incident and the hook...So...Deep sigh. Imma leave it. For now.

And that bitchiness or what Hana represents I loathe to see. Having mentally scarred people who have been bullied become bullies is psychology 101, but to me the whole thing with women faking a friendship to get a guy just opens a Swiss knife in my pocket.

I know, I need to circle back to my beloved Gorya, my precious soul currently being bullied by the whole school. And while the trio of mean girls somehow develops inner guilt, yet is too scared to act on it--at least we get heroic Thyme showing up in his bad boi gangsta moody melancholy boyfriend™️ look that has just been abducted by evil girl fucked off about a comment from life time ago.

See karma has a way of working her way back to you, innit.

Gorya deserves path laid with tropical plants and diamonds from now and being pampered, because like Thyme I am sick of having to defend her and protect her from the obnoxious sheep. Hashtag protect Gorya.

THIS SCENE TOUGH. akjhasjkajshjsda 👁👄👁

From the soft voice he is using to apologise

To the way his tears fall down

And how she breaks down in his embrace

I had goosebumps the whole time.

Actual internal response like I have just been punched and also wretchedly sad and overjoyed that my boi finally got his shit together.

Dunno about coins in this episode.

OK. But the fact they behave like a couple and yet ???

Like why does my girl care so much what puppy T thinks?

Exactly.

Ok more later.

#F4 #F4 thai #F4 Thailand #f4 thailand boys over flowers #gorya x thyme #episode 5 spoilers #akjssajksjaskjad #the bridal carry in full swing #actual tears from both baby #its intimacy and then some #he knows ho to apologise hallelujah

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sunarintoes · 3 years

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Pretty Setter Squad Boyfriend Headcanons

part one can be found here II wc: 2.4k II includes: kageyama, suga, kenma, akaashi, semi and oikawa II atsumu and shirabu

rewriting because i cringe at the old hcs 😭

✗ Kagggggsss

✗ The emotionally constipated blueberry <3 oh yeahh 😎

✗ Okay well first off he can barely process his emotions (*cough* evidently *cough*)

✗ When you two first started going out he was quite shy and unsure of what to do so you may have had to guide him a bit, but if youre equally shy then it just would have taken longer to get to where you are now; oh and if that was the case it probably took some random burst of energy/confidence from either one of you to make the first move.

✗ He will buy you milk but uf you hate it (like me 🤢) he will buy you another drink - like juice :D

✗ I dont think he will be the most affectionate, it’s not his love language - and neither are words haHAH. His love language is most likely quality time and gift giving.

✗ He does like to cuddle though 😳

✗ In fact he really likes to :D his favourite is when youre sitting in his lap while he watches a volleyball game (at home - he hates pda).

✗ This brings us to our next, short point. Kageyama absolutely despises pda, he just thinks its something meant for closed doors and he does not believe that he has to display his relationship for the whole world to ogle at. The most he will do is light hand holding - mostly just linking your pinkies though.

✗ When it comes to height he does not care if you're smaller or taller than him ← but bb, please don't tease him about his height if he’s shorter because he will blow a fuse.

✗ He alternates between small spoon and big spoon, kinda depending on his mood.

✗ BOY O BOY does he get jealous. Uh please reign in your setter >:(

✗ Its mostly due to the fact that he’s insecure about himself - he thinks you will leave him like everyone else (in middle school - yes, he is still traumatised from it.)

✗ When he does get jealous he might be snappy to the other person and glare at them or be snappy at you and glare at you. When this happens please give him space because he needs it to clear his head. When he feels better he will come up to you and hug you into his chest so that he can’t see your face and you cant see his, then he will mumble an apology.

✗ Ever since you two began to date he has practiced apologising and getting better at apologising, this is because his inability to admit to his own mistakes was a sour patch in your relationship that almost ended it but he really did not want to lose you so he sucked up his pride and worked on what he had to; of course you also worked in what you had to. God I love character development 😩

✗ Dates are mostly at home dates or dates revolving around volleyball. If you're not into volleyball, Kageyama would not date you, it's something he is so passionate about and loves with every breath he takes (like you) and he refuses to compromise one love for the other.

✗ ooooh he likes arcade dates a well! He thrives in a competitive environment. If you're not competitive and don't want to compete against him then he’ll compete for you - against the machines lol. Of course you play as well! But i doubt youre as competitive as this blueberry, and if you are - well i guess at the end of the day youll both be stacked in tokens 🤠

✗ Sugawara my beloved <33

✗ He. Is. So. Affectionate!

✗ Mans loves skin on skin contact ykwim?

✗ He is down for pda and does not care what others think - only what you think <3.

✗ I mean he might make out with you in public if you ask nicely

✗ Dates are very fun with him, he’ll take you to cafes, to amusement parks, to carnivals, to movies and all the like. He’s a cliche lover and he’s proud of it.

✗ Your first kiss happened on New Years Eve/Day. The two of you sat on the roof of his house and watched as the fireworks lit up the starry sky of Miyagi and chanted the count down together. The second ‘one’ left your lips he grabbed your face (softly!!) and pulled you in to crash his lips against yours.

✗ Suga loves to cuddle, preferably face to face because he just thinks you're the most beautiful person in the world.

✗ He is not the most jealous person, he definitely does get jealous but never of strangers. It's more when his close friends or your close friends get a bit too comfortable if that makes sense? He normally plays it off with humour and messes around because he acknowledges that he is insecure and that it is most likely him thinking of the worst case scenario; however if he really does start to worry and get jealous then he will sit you down and talk about it with you. To him, communication is key.

✗ Ngl Kenma is definitely in my top 3 favourites.

✗ I may or may not be a Kenma kinnie 😳🙈

✗ i love my non-toxic gamer boy <33 anywho: no matter what ANYONE says, kenma is definitely affectionate. In fact I'd say he’s one of the most affectionate boyfriends. As we all know, he is shy and introverted but he likes to hang around and spend time with people he likes. He also talks a lot to them. So I hc that he’s a bit of a chatterbox with you and it makes him really happy when you let him talk about a game or a theory he has. He’s a great listener so you can count on him to pay attention to what you say.

✗ if you didn't already have one, he bought you a switch. He loves video game dates especially when he can't see you in person (*cough* lockdown *cough*)

✗ he loves when you sit on his lap when he plays video games. I know everyone talks about sitting on their partner’s lap as some sexual thing and yeah that can happen but most of the time he’s really soft with you and just enjoys being close to you. Loves when you cuddle into him while he plays so that he can place his head on yours or your shoulder.

✗ i think he is a bit shy when it comes to kisses but definitely warms up after a while. He absolutely refuses to sleep if he doesnt get your goodnight kisses. He loves to kiss you on your nose and your cheeks the most. He loves when you kiss him on the forehead and the nose <3

✗ kenma is not one for pda, it's just not his vibe. He prefers intimacy and privacy; his relationship is not a movie for the world to watch and gawk at. Especially timeskip!kenma. Though that does not mean he wont ever show you skinship in public, occasionally he will softly hold your hand and maybe press a light kiss to your cheek.

✗ in terms of jealousy, he is moderate. Kenma, as we all know, has incredible people reading skills, so he understands the situation pretty clearly and knows when you’re uncomfortable/what you think of the situation. Most of the time you can deal with the unwanted attention and he doesnt get jealous, but he does get insecure. He shows this by going quiet and looking away when you look at him, you can cure this by giving him hugs when you get home.

✗ Akaashi my beloved <3 he’s so pretty i can't even-

✗ ugh! Just imagine him in a dark/light academia aesthetic.

✗ perfection.

✗ akaashi is the sweetest most attentive boyfriend, he loves you to pieces and never fails to let you know. He tells you he loves you every morning and every night. He probably makes meals for you and leaves notes in that have a sweet comment like “i love you, you're the best <3”

✗ he love back hugging you BUT also receiving back hugs 🥺✨

✗ akaashi is a booknerd and an introvert. Please cuddle up to him and let him read his book to you.

✗ there are only 2 things that can restore his social battery: sleeping and you.

✗ which means he wants cuddles when he’s tired 😊

✗ he is not jealous. He just doesn't get jealous, maybe annoyed if the third party is being a bit too pushy and you're clearly uncomfortable, but he just never feels jealous. No matter how hard you may try to make him jealous (plz dont cause that's kinda toxic imo) he just won't feel that way.

✗ definitely the ‘mom/dad’ as he carries sinister, pads, bandaids → a whole first aid kit basically, everywhere. Bb must be prepared.

✗ dates are so sweet with him, cute niche cafes and dimly lit libraries. Maybe the occasional abandoned building. He loves spending time with you, so really he's happiest whenever he’s with you; having coffee at McDonalds or a niche cafe won't change anything.

✗ he’s hard to pinpoint for pda. I feel like he’s indifferent about it. He probably prefers to keep it indoors or to just small and sweet gestures (no making out in public sorry-). It definitely comes down to your preferences, if you don't like it then he won't and vice versa.

✗ semi semi semi semi semi semi

✗ omg mr musician

✗ he definitely plays guitar - lead guitar and bass guitar.

✗ skilled fingies for sure 😗

✗ boy why are musicians so hot???? 😫😫😫💦💦

✗ he writes songs about you. Semsem has a bit of trouble saying exactly how he feels, so he writes it and sings it to you with a small little smile and eyes full of love.

✗ off topic but Semu has the best music taste in haikyuu

✗ he loves hugs so much <33 please hug and cuddle with him 24/7

✗ very affectionate, he’s always touching you someway. Loves kissing your forehead.

✗ he is jealous. Yeah definitely. He writes songs about being jealous 🗿 not that you mind of course ‘cause they're bangers. I think he might get snappy when he’s jealous, not directly at you but at the other person. He definitely gets a bit bitchy. Sometimes he acts that way to you so you've just gotta slap some sense into him. Say something like “what's your problem?” or “tell me what your problem is so i can help fix it.” ← that's probably the best thing to say.

✗ afterwards he’ll just snuggle with you until he feels better.

✗ he asks for your opinion about his songs all the time, please be honest (but also praise them if you like them lol)

✗ he takes you to niche spots he finds, like hidden concerts and stuff. Loves when you come to his gigs <3 oh and when you scream for him (in more ways than one).

✗ dates are cute and fun. Mostly walking around together → carnivals, main street, farmers market. Those kind of things.

✗ when it comes to pda he loves it. Loves being able to show the world who his s/o is. If you don't like it then he will tone it down and only do what you’re comfortable with. If you're also into pda then he will happily make out with you anywhere (you're one of THOSE couples 🤢 /j)

✗ all round best boyfie <3

✗ oikawa 😳 have i told y'all how much i love him? Oikawa is the best written character, no cap, he is so complex and real it's crazy. It's so fun to write about him because you can pick him apart, you know his flaws, his weaknesses, his nightmares but also his strengths and dreams. Anywho i'll stop ranting now but i just love writing for such a perfectly imperfect character-

✗ he puts up a cocky exterior but thats all false. He's as scared as you are, he's scared that you'll leave him like his exes because of how obsessed and focused he is on volleyball. However he is a changed man, he's learned to balance his priorities. If you ever feel like you're being sidelined please communicate with him.

✗ he values communication above all else and wants nothing more in a partner than for them to also value communication.

✗ back to the point → if you feel insecure of your relationship and that volleyball is taking too much of his attention let him know. He will change that. To an extent → he may have an important game coming up which is why he is focusing more, but he will always find time for you.

✗ he never forgets to text you good morning and good night. He also sends you wholesome memes and makes sure you're taking care of yourself - they're like reminders for him to also take care of himself.

✗ he is both jealous and insecure. Everyone who gets too close to you or spends a lot of time with you, he is jealous of. Jealous because he wishes he could spend more time with you but he knows he can't - not without jeopardising his volleyball career. He's also insecure, because he knows you could just leave him for a more fulfilling, more attentive, more balanced relationship. You know that too, I mean, of course you could leave him but no one would be as good as him. No one could match up to your beautifully flawed boyfriend.

✗ he is affectionate, very, very affectionate. He loves you so much. And because he spends so much time on volleyball, anytime with you he's touching you - memorizing every dint, every curve, everything about you so that he won't ever forget.

✗ Oikawa has trouble sleeping unless he's with you, he wants to sling to you in his sleep and be grounded and remember that he is loved and cherished and appreciated y'know?

✗ pda is not an issue for him. He doesn't care what anyone else says or thinks :P in this relationship the only opinions that matter are his and your’s. Tell him you're uncomfortable with something and he won't do it, and vice versa. But otherwise, like Semi, he won't mind having a good makeout session with you in the middle of the street ;)

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Rewriting my Diluc housewife thoughts but I saved it in my notes this time, but I made it infinitely more sexist than it already was before bc 1) I was in the kink mood and 2) the spirits of writing gods possessed my body and told me that is the way all Diluc content should be, so, this is major 1950s-ish housewifey horrendously misogynistic shit, you've been warned. Like, even *I* looked back over this and was like "wow this is vile" which is kinda saying something for me so, putting the nastier parts under cut for the sake of my followers' eyes ----------- I was thinking about the post a while back about Diluc reforming a criminal darling - a thief around Mondstadt that's been on a crime spree and of course he catches wind of that and goes to defeat the perpetrator (surprisingly very easy? How is a thief this weak?) and haul the bastard off to jail except... What's this? Said criminal is actually just some girl and not a gross ugly bastard?? This changes things. Clearly, this was not an intentional act of malice or greed, but rather, he, master of criminal psychology™, rationalizes that the world is far too cruel for unwifed girls that have no one to depend on, a cold terrible place, so you must have been driven to these actions out of desperation. You had no provider, no caretaker, which are needs. How could you possibly be expected to provide a means of living for yourself?? This is just the consequences of the unfairness of the world. However, things all work out in the end. You need to be taken care of and restrained from these self-destructive choices by force (since you cannot recognize how bad it is, not that you're expected to, it's natural that you have poor perception, that's why you need a man to make choices for you), and he needs a wife. This solution benefits all parties.

He is, however, a rather dense man, and doesn't really think to like, tell you that. Or tell you anything. He's too lost in thought in his planning -- gonna get you new clothes to replace your ragged ones, gonna have to rearrange the guard schedule so they can watch the house better, all that -- and just kinda slings you up and over his shoulder without a word. Ignores you kicking and hitting because it doesn't really hurt or anything, you're too weak for that. Just says he’ll explain in detail later, but don’t worry, you’re not going to jail. He’s just taking you home. This is better, he says. Stop struggling so much, what, you want to go to jail? No? Then be still. And you don't recognize that it's good for you yet, but again, that's expected. In a better time or society, you would have been married off sooner, and prevented from ever falling victim to your own decision making to begin with, but the world isn't perfect and you can be forgiven for it. You're not responsible for your own actions since you can't comprehend them. It's frustrating and he sighs a bit over it, but that's just the way things are. You'll be happy in the long run, even if it takes a while, you're naturally programmed for a better lifestyle he has in mind. And, really, he's glad you weren't married off, because if you were then he never would have had you, so even though it was technically unideal, the stars align and the universe works out things perfectly. It's all the more of a sign that this was fate and you were made for him. The issue is that a hardened criminal darling is... Not the ideal candidate for a housewife. To some extent, he's right that the criminal underworld hardens a person, you can't survive in that realm if you're submissive or weak willed. And criminal darling certainly is not. Loud mouthed, opinionated, argumentative, bad attitude, defiant and aggressive and very much unafraid. A complete loose cannon. All very unfavorable traits. Worst of all, very much unaccepting of and ungrateful for the privilege of a second chance and being graciously granted the opportunity for a better life. Lots of bad behaviors.

The cursing is a problem. It's not very... Wife-like. Gives off a bad image, you know. Especially since said cursing is usually directed at him at a very loud volume with a snarl and getting all up in his face to tell him he's fucking insane and a bastard. To be honest, the worst part isn't the words themselves, it's the fact that you are so unafraid to be defiant and so fiery that is the primary issue. You disobey very deliberately. Little acts of pettiness. Being mean to the maids who are so graciously trying to teach you how to cook (at his direction), since you had no idea how to (and nearly burned his house down as a result). The first time you were mean and bitter and that's how you learned they report back to him about how you behaved. It did not go over well.

Intentionally burning food. Once you somehow found a bottle in a cabinet somewhere in the mansion and put rat poison in his food, made him sick. Muttering a sarcastic whoops and shoving a vase off to crash and shatter on the floor. Early on you refused to wear all the nice dresses you were generously given and even tried to go through his clothes to find something to wear, which was kinda cute since it was way too big, but still. You mutter and grumble under your breath every time you're given a command. The most important thing is sex, though. You know, your job. One of your only real responsibilities. He has a very stressful job. It's only reasonable that he can expect to come home to his sweet, loving little wife with open arms and equally open legs. You've probably fucked around a bit right? For money, for favors, for intel, you get the idea, lots of ties to criminal gangs to earn their trust. So, if you do it for something so insignificant, how much more does he deserve it for taking care of you fully? You should -- and you will, with time -- drop to your knees the second he walks through the door. But instead, sigh, you fight and whimper and cover your face in shame after you spasm and cum, and worst of all, you actively try not to cum. You shouldn't feel ashamed of that, it's good, he says. Sure, you may not be officially married (since the laws of Mondstadt unfortunately require that whole "consent" thing for both parties, ugh), but, he's basically your husband right? So, it's perfectly normal, you're supposed to cum for him. Maybe once you're all knocked up you'll be even hornier, and less shameful. He actually wasn't expecting you to be this bad. Incredibly stubborn and prideful. Literally the exact opposite traits of a good wife, you know, submissive and humble and obedient. He kinda thought that it was like... automatic. That once he just kinda shoved you in the right environment, it would be like flipping a switch right? Apparently not. But no matter. It can be changed, with effort and time. You're worth it. See, you're not supposed to backtalk him, you're supposed to smile and do what you're told without question. You're supposed to submit and obey, and instead you seem hellbent on pissing him off out of spite - and frankly, you're doing a good job of achieving that. Every time you defy him it sparks an irritation he can't describe, worse than he'd normally get from just being snarled at by anyone - no, something about being disrespected by someone he feels is beneath him makes him much, much angrier than it would be if it were, say, one of the business partners who get snappy and argumentative very frequently. He could break you and it would be easy, don't you know that? You stomp and you hit him and you yell, but clearly you process that you have to look up to look him in the eye, you have to realize how much smaller you are. You hit him even though you have to know by now he'll just grab your wrists, and like always you'll be unable to even hope of pulling out of his grip, the strength difference between you two is so great. There's no way you don't realize all that, yet you continue to behave the way you do. The inferiority is so blatantly obvious, but you act as if it's not. He spends a lot of time contemplating the source of this, the cause of your behavior, it occupies his thoughts. It's like... You resent him for something. Could it possibly be kidnapping you and keeping you as a glorified sex slave? No, no, that's not it. It's something else, yes. Are you just bitter about being inferior in, you know, every conceivable way? Is that it? The criminality for you was compensation to make you feel powerful, perhaps. You have a complex. You resent him not for anything he's done, but because you know he's stronger and smarter and generally superior to you. You don't want to accept it. You're prideful when you shouldn't be. You're supposed to be humble and content with your inferiority. Yeah, that's it. You just have a negative perception of the lifestyle you're supposed to have. Maybe some event in your life or someone else warped your view of things. You don't realize how happy you'd be if you just accepted it. Yes, if you submitted to it, if you swallowed your pride and actually accepted your place, you'd find you would be very happy, you just don't know that. Or maybe, your brain can't grasp something like that. After all, that's the reason you're supposed to be the submissive party of the two of you, you're not as bright or perceptive (says the densest man alive). You have to be... Led. Guided. So he says it. He is, again, a dense man. He does not really think about the fact that perhaps blatantly confronting you with the epiphany he thinks he's had and specifically using the words inferior and weak and small is probably not going to make you very happy. You get bitchy and bratty and try to hit him and he sighs because, see, this is exactly what he's talking about. You reacting the way you did only confirms you do have a complex, he says. So, how could he go about... reconditioning? He is not the most creative man, but thankfully it's a rather easy problem to solve. If you're reminded of a reality often enough, you have to accept it. For starters, using physical strength against you. Maybe that will metaphorically open your eyes. Holds you down in place when you're hitting him like you do, firmly bending you over a counter or whatever and just holding you in place. Come on, try to get up, try to push him off. You snarl and claw at the marble and push will all your strength, but he doesn't budge, not until you politely apologize and ask him to let you up. If you're being difficult and not going where he tells you to, well, he can just sling you up over his shoulder and carry you. If you're fighting being fucked he can just flip you over and press your face into the mattress and hold you still, and you can't help but take the brutal reality that you're basically a ragdoll to him, that is, physically overpowering you doesn't even require trying. It helps to knock you down a peg, remind you of your place and maybe get you to swallow that pride a bit. The orgasms and fucking have a similar effect -- every time you can't help but feel like he has a power over you. And really, he kinda does. Every time you lay there still panting and shivering in aftershock, the shame comes swarming in, all the obscene noises you made and the way you came undone under the person that treats you like property. Even if the rational part of you knows better, you can't help but feel like in a way it's like you let him win, allowed yourself to more or less prove him right. Maybe you'll learn better if you're in more humiliating positions. Stuck getting rammed from behind, hand forcing your face down and ass up. Actually correcting bad behaviors requires more direct approaches, so he takes the... Old fashioned route. After all, it's pretty much guaranteed to work. You don't listen to words, you don't listen to reason, but you'll certainly listen to handprints and belt welts on your ass. It's the first time you really, truly break, and that brings him a lot of satisfaction. The first time you really cry and whimper and beg and apologize so profusely it feels like you mean it for once. Granted, for a while you just persist in your bad behaviors and even try to run when you see him sigh and take the belt off, but you never get far. And, most notably, you actually fix your behaviors, with enough reminders. At one point, the next time you start being bad and get to bitching and snarling and putting up a fight, you catch the look on his face and, for once, you shut your mouth and look down and mumble an apology by default. See, you're learning. Speaking of, you still have that major issue with backtalking him. You're supposed to submit to him and acknowledge his authority over you. So he gets firm. Grabs you by the jaw and forces you to look him in the eye and reminds you that you will *not* get an attitude with him. You *will* show some respect. You say yes sir and no sir and do what you're told. And if you forget, he can give you a reminder, if you want that. But you shake your head with fear in your eyes, say you don't want that. It makes you mad. You want to lash back, but you swallow your pride and mutter a fine - before realizing the mistake, violating the rule you were just reminded of. You stammer out a yes sir but it's already too late. He has to control himself too, not let his anger get the better of him. He speaks in a way that isn't snarling and mean, but rather firm, cold, a flat tone that asserts dominance and demands respect. But... still wants you to like him. So he has to be nice, too. After all, you'll learn better if you're rewarded for being good, right? So you can get little rewards. Words of affirmation. A pat to the head. He'll buy you something you want, let you drink a bit (since, as a thief, of course, you had a problem with that before you came home, but that had to be corrected too, since drunkenness isn't very befitting). And sooner or later he does have a really good little wife. He's proud of you. You smile and obey commands without complaining. He can come home every day, and rather than hearing a long report from the staff about how much trouble you caused that day, instead you have food and smiles and sweet affection waiting on him, you hug him when he walks through the door. You're polite and sweet to the various business partners and guests that come through -- you don't speak to them without permission though, of course, and you look down at the ground so you don't make eye contact with another man. People say he's lucky and how they wish they had a wife that was so outwardly affectionate to them as you are to him, always clinging to him physically. And you don't complain or every object to anything, you just smile and say yes and do it. It makes him happy in a weird way he can't quite articulate. A warm swell of pride, a feeling of success. You have vague memories of a time when you were breaking into houses just to scrape by, not knowing when you'd eat next, not knowing where you'd sleep. It's kind of a fuzzy memory now. You don't have to worry about those things anymore, and you're a lot happier this way.

#this is vile im sorry #tw: ff #tw: misogyny #.dl #yan.txt #q

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