#wifey's brainrot <3

[bivwifeybunny]

Since you’re being active rn love, how do you think Sapnap would react to his gf just sleeping naked cuz it’s hot af and literally can’t sleep any other way. Or straight up just laying on the floor in to his room in just underwear (no bra) because it’s hot.. I’m not projecting ahahahahahahaha

omfgg i love this idea sm and it's okay i was very much writing a self indulgent fic when I saw this lol we love to self-project on this blog (also is there anything i can call you btw? not sure what to refer to you as that's shorter than ur whole user lol)

When Sapnap came home from his quick trip to the store he stored away the rapidly melting ice in the freezer, pulling off his hat and wiping the sweat from his face. It was hotter than fuck outside and even that quick trip to the store for the much needed ice was far too long in the heat for his liking. And unfortunately for all members in the house, the ac was not working, and while Dream was currently working on fixing it, for the moment being, it was sweltering.

"Babe?" He called out as he pushed open the door to his room. The sight before him brought a smirk to his face.

There you were, sprawled out on the floor in nothing but your underwear, eyes closed as you desperately tried to stay cool.

He let out a whistle as his eyes raked up and down your practically naked body. "When did the clothes come off, hot stuff?"

You glanced at him, rolling your eyes with a grin. "The second they started to cling to my body with sweat."

"Well I have an idea on how to beat the heat." He grinned, leaning against the door frame, arms crossed and lustful eyes locked on you.

"Really?" You replied skeptically, "And what's your great idea?"

"What do you say we take a shower?"

#mentallyillcrustacean <3 #wifey's brainrot <3 #wifey: sapnap <3 #sapnap smut #sapnap x reader smut #sapnap x reader

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[bkdk-all-day-err-day]

Zay Appreciation Post 🧡💚

How it started:

How it's going:

@z-mizcellaneous-z 🧡💚

#bkdk #bkdk brainrot #actually more like zay brainrot lol #moots #mutuals #zayyy <3 #blazay #we're living in the soulmates au #also we share a brain cell #zay has primary custody of it however #it works trust me #love you wifey <3 <3

[clandestineloki]

and what if for part four of the miguel ohara x sweet housewife reader series i let you decide 🥺

she finds out ppl at his job think she's a gold digger and she runs to miguel crying and reassuring him she loves him very much and she isn't with him for his money at all nd it ends with MIGUEL comforting his lovely WIFE because she does all these chores and makes him cute lil lunches and lets him do whatever he wants with her and somebody had the audacity to turn that goodness of your heart into something corrupted? how dare they >:(( and because his little wifey's gloomy n all he makes sure to fuck those mean words out of your head bc the only thing u deserve to hear is that u're such a good girl :((

OR

at a family day at gabi's school all the dads r looking at you like u r a piece of candy >:(( and miguel gets so jealous but he just sits there and crosses his arms w a lil pout on his face while his tiny wife pats him on the head giggling at the way hes acting like a child, ONLY for there to be like a game for only the dads to participate in and miguel literally obliterates the other dads, before taking you back into your shared car and railing u there before going back in there and smirking 2 himself when he sees the cum dripping down your thighs <33

(pls vote 1 i have the most brainrot for it rn 💋😘)

#miguel spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o’hara smut #astv miguel

[miupow]

okay but like cowboy tyun tying you up with his lasso rope 🫠 legs spread nicely 🫠 while he fucks you on his dick, riding him like his pretty little cowgirl 🫠

omg smiles... don't get me started on cowboy tyun

cw// lia falling into her slightly toxic husband tyun brainrot again (cowboy edition)

hardworking, thick buff cowboy tyun w big calloused hands good lord 🙏🙏 out in the sun all day, skin so pretty n tan, abs so cut >< only soft for his sweet lil housewifey who stays home n takes care of their farm while he's hard at work ^^ comes home to a kiss and dinner on the table, fills her pussy up w his cum every night <3 might just make her a mommy so he can have a perfect lil family to come home to <3

ouuu cowboy tyun tying u up... maybe you made him angry hehe, defied your husband's orders!! punishes u by rendering you almost completely immoble, just a toy for him to use <3 bounces you on his hard cock while u sob for more, so deep in ur tummy, his nails cutting crescents into ur plush hips, sometimes pulling his hands back to give you ass a slap >< so so so mean to his wifey :( cooing at her cries w faux sympathy,, aww, sugar, is it too much? too bad...

#i blacked out for a second #lia's hard hours 🔥 #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun hard hours #txt smut #taehyun smut #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #📥.requests #📥: smiles! 🧸 #nightly.nsfw #nightly.tyunnie

[myers-meadow]

Going feral for halsin this morning wifey, I require you best halsin headcannons 🥺🤭

Hiiii!

So glad to hear from you, beloved! How have you been?? I didn't know you're into bg3 too. Send me ur faves, ur headcanons, ur lore - i wanna see it all!! btw did u see the lil Halsin drabble I posted yesterday? uwu. I have such bad brainrot for him, frankly HAH <3 i love him <3

Here are some short and sweet Halsin headcanons I have ✨🌿 Stay safe, love!

Warnings: canon-typical discussions of darker topics. sfw.

Divider by saradika-graphics.

Halsin loves bathing with his love, and with his friends. He's very casual with nudity and intimacy, and dotes on his friends too.

After he regained his freedom from the drows, he spent extended amounts of time in wildshape. It made him feel free, and safe, in a way. It also helped him reclaim that part of him as something that wasn't to be used as some sexual novelty.

After his captivity, he tried a relationship, but he quickly found he needed to heal more, before being able to fully open himself up again to another person. Trust didn't come easy.

He gets along well with all of the companions, especially with Karlach and Gale.

Owlbear cub, Yenna's cat and Scratch are sooooo fond of him.

He's done a lot of healing, but sometimes seeing Astarion lash out because of his similar history, hits a little too close to home.

Him being in the party is partly because he seeks to run away - even if that means going to a city he dislikes. The other part is because of his fondness of the band of misfits and of Tav in particular.

He's one of the few companions who doesn't react badly when left at camp, but make no mistake. He has his own version of restlessness. Usually, he solves it by changing into wildshape or meditating. Everything to keep his mind off of you, possibly getting hurt out there, without him by your side to help.

His main love language is acts of service. After that is physical touch. He keeps you in mind with everything he does.

Sometimes, he helps Gale with cooking. He likes to forage, and always brings plenty of good snacks to camp.

#halsin headcanons #halsin #halsin silverbough #halsin x tav #halsin x reader #halsin bg3 #baldurs gate #bg3 #bg3 halsin #baldurs gate 3 #halsin baldur's gate 3 #halsin silverbough x tav #halsin silverbough headcanons #halsin silverbough x reader #halsin x you #halsin silverbough x you #baldurs gate iii

[naomiarai]

omg u have tyun pussy slapping on the brain but i just have tyun and spanking/slapping brainrot in general all of the time.. his big strong hand always ready to put his dumb wifey back in her place UGHFJHJFH

lia u can't rn. ughh taehyun slapping ur pussy when you're being an absolute fucking brat and slapping your ass when you're being bad but not as much.. HUSBAND tyun!!

like imagine you're like in doggy with tyun snd when he pulls your head back up from the sheets, you still go back down, staining the sheets with your tears n just wailing n crying like those are the times where tyun has to slap ur ass, big hands creating a loud clapping sound when coming in contact with ur skin <33

but slapping ur pussy is when u go overboard to the max, rolling those pretty eyes at him, and just randomly getting off when riding him, wiping his kisses and just being a whiny brat— that's when taehyun has to turn that pussy red, tears prick at ur eyes, repeating the same word sorry over n over again <3

#lia <3 #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #taehyun hard hours #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun smut

[zhonglisbeloved]

furi brainrot [nsfw]

furina x reader (cock can be real or strap on) [modern AU] wifey @komelrebi-san

no because imagine silly, clumsy Furina gets stuck in random places, in the washing machine, maybe she was trying to fit in a small space, or maybe she just bends over and ????????? it's over because reader is now turned on and they shove their big fat cock in her tiny hole and fuck her dumb until she's babbling and whining helplessly about how it's too much but oh how her tight gummy walls squeeze around the cock perfect small dumb whore for reader <3

#kuni's lovenotes ♡ #no bc I wanna bend her over so bad #furina is my baby <3 #smut #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #furina x reader #furina smut #furina x you #furina de fontaine #furina genshin

[merakiui]

Mera, you need to tell us your secret to making such yummy Jade meals every time!! (Be honest, it's love, isn't it?)

Ojisan Jade?? Owning a ramen shop?? Being his cute little wifey?? Single Floyd who is definitely not in love with Jade's pearl??? And of course the yandere elements,,, It was so so so so good!!!

I didn't really read the tags at first, I just got the notification, saw "yan jade x reader" and knew I was in for a treat <3 So when they first spoke about Jade's secret ingredient I jokingly went "it's human meat isn't it?" (sk!Jade brainrot is real) and lo and behold!!! It was love all along, nothing suspicious going on here!!

All this to say I adored Rabu and I am now craving a nice bowl of tonkotsu ramen, made with lots of love of course (つ≧▽≦)つ

(Haven't sent an ask in a while but ojisan Jade got me up immediately hehehe, and I won't get started in the latest chapter of DRU because I'll keep rambling on for hours otherwise but!! it was incredible!!! okaybyeloveyou!!!)

-🦈

🦈 ANON!!!!!!! HIIIII╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ it’s wonderful to see you again!!!!

The secret to every Jade meal is indeed lots of love!!! Definitely nothing else that’s suspicious hehe,,, :) but I’m so happy to know you enjoyed all aspects of RABU!!!!! I love ojiisan Jade. >w< living a quaint life with your husband who may or may not have been living a second life as a serial killer……. ;;;; and of course single Floyb who will continue to flirt (whether playfully or genuinely, who can say~) even when Jade is always kicking him out. T_T

Omg the sk!Jade influence…… I didn’t want to make the hints so overt, but knowing Jade and the forms he’s taken on the blog,,,, it’s too obvious for that hungry eel!!! AAAA but it was only love!!!! No human meat. Not at all. >:) just love. ✨✨

A yummy bowl of tonkotsu ramen made with love by Jade’s gentle hands!!! What could be better than that? \(//∇//)\ don’t think too much about the secret ingredient. He promises it’s nothing dubious.

Thank you so much for reading both RABU and the latest chapter of DRU and enjoying them!!!! Love you always, sweetest 🦈 anon!!!!! 🫶🫶

#sweet messages #🦈 anon

[tonberry-yoda]

HIIIIII ITS MEEEE- 🚁 the brrrr

its not papa croc but fluff croc is as 💪😤 ✨

Hereeeee

Croc maybe had something he had to tend to and returned late at night to y/n sleeping in dim lights in their very the comfortable the room 😌

And bro as always, tried to be as silent he can, doing his night routine before getting into the bed

But then croc had to hit his foot on the side of something that led to him hitting his head on another thing and something knocked over something and the other thing fell but he caught the thing in time landing on the floor on his bed in a swift magic poof poof move ykno

Thats when he heard a small mumble "crocodile you're an idiot" with a small mumbled laugh

When he looked towards y/n, shes still asleep and snoring and yes

As always you can take a smol percent of this idea or add more stuff to it and take this as an inspirationnn or no do this one 😌

Btw i saw your pending request list and jaw is dropped 👁️👄👁️

Proves you are a really good writer bc yu slayy :)

Anyway have great day and may yu continue to slay 🙏✨

-heli go brrrr 🐑🛋️

Late Again - Crocodile

notes - AHHHHH HI!!! I just finished Impel Down and saw wifey croc and nearly lost my mind! I love him sm and have been brainrotting for him B A D! Thank you for being the croc lover here and I am so glad this was still in my inbox for me to do tee hee. Lots of love and thank you so much for your kind words as always, it means a lot <3 word count - 339

You sighed at you dimmed the lights. He had to be home soon. You just kept reminding yourself that as you tucked yourself in your warm sheets. You were used to Croc being out late, but tucking yourself into bed was always pretty hard.

Passing out though was a whole other ordeal. And an actual easy one. You worked hard, almost just as hard as your husband, so getting to sleep was nothing and you would always pass out, lights on or off.

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Crocodile opened the front door slowly, sighing as he knew you were probably out by now. He wasn't keeping track of time and the moment he looked at the clock, he wanted to slap himself in the face.

He packed up as quickly as he could and came home to darkness. Luckily, he already ate, so he didn't have to worry about that, but damn would it be nice to get a kiss or a hug or anything after such a long day.

He slipped off his shoes and hung up his coat before going upstairs. A sliver of hope came to him when he saw the light on in your bedroom, but that always happened. So when he saw the dim light shining on your sleeping figure, a little bit of disappointment swept over him.

He tried tip toeing around, but failed miserably when he hit his foot on the side of the nightstand, which made an empty glass fall (surprisingly not shattering in the process) and then he hit his head on a bookshelf nearby somehow, which made him again hit the same foot from earlier onto the bed frame.

Crocodile felt like such an idiot and he looked at you with wide eyes.

Somehow you were still asleep.

Until you let out a mumble. "You're such an idiot, Croc."

He turned off the lamp and crawled into bed. "You don't have to tell me twice." he whispered.

But as he wrapped his arms around you, he noticed that you were still fast asleep.

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#thank you! #i love some good croc content tee hee #tonberry answers #asks #anon #helicopter anon #requests #one piece #one piece x reader #op #op x reader #crocodile #crocodile x reader #mr 0 #mr 0 x reader #sir crocodile #sir crocodile x reader #writing #fanfic #my writing #fanfiction #<3

[bivwifeybunny]

hi can i maybe request stepsis!reader walking in on sub!karl masturbating and she’s about to leave when she hears him moan her name

Oooh yes! Thank you for requesting! I hope you don't mind I planned on writing a small blurb but kinda got carried away lol hope you enjoy! 💞

You were walking over to Karl's room to tell him that your parents had left for a dinner that night when you heard strange noises from beyond the door.

"Karl?"

You pushed open the door and jumped at the sight in front of you.

Karl was on his bed with his hand wrapped around his cock, stroking desperately.

You quickly turned around to leave when you heard him very distinctly moan your name. You turned back around, brows furrowed for a moment before a smirk spread across your face.

"You sneaky boy..." you teased as you finally walked into his room, laughing at his panicked expression as he hurriedly covered himself.

"W-When did you get here? How long were you watching?" He stumbled over his words.

"Long enough to hear you moaning my name while stroking your cock like the desperate whore you are. Didn't even shut the door all the way? I bet you were praying I'd walk in here, weren't you?" You sat on the bed, one hand reaching to pull the covers down.

Karl shook his head, but the blush dusting his cheeks and the way he subtly bucked his hips betrayed him.

"Come on now, don't lie to me. Otherwise I won't help you like I know you want me to." You gripped his cock, already slick with his pre-cum.

He let out a whine before grabbing your wrist. "But what about our parents."

"They went out to dinner. Which means I have plenty of time to have my way with you.." You smirked, leaning down and licking a stripe up his cock, swirling your tongue on the tip.

You relished in his whines and the way his hips bucked up. "Nuh uh, keep still, baby." You instructed before leaning down and taking his cock into your mouth.

Karl let out a loud moan as you started to blow him. His hand flying up to his mouth, biting his knuckles to try and muffle his noises.

You pulled off of him and shook your head, hand still working his cock. "Bring that hand down, baby, I wanna hear all the noises you make."

You took him back into your mouth once he finally took his hand away, relishing in all the moans and whines that escaped his mouth.

He gripped the bed sheets as he neared his orgasm, trying his hardest not to buck into your mouth. "Can I- can I please- need to-" He interrupted himself with a loud moan.

"Go ahead baby, cum in my mouth." You assured him before taking him deeper, tip hitting the back of your throat.

Karl let out the loudest moan, finally spilling his cum down your throat.

You made sure to swallow it all, pulling off his cock with a pop.

"I'm- I'm sorry I came so fast. I couldn't help it." He panted, to which you only smiled.

"It's alright, but I believe it's time for you to repay the favor..."

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#wifey speaks <3 #wifey: karl <3 #wifey's anons <3 #wifey's brainrot <3 #spicy wifey <3 #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs #karl jacobs smut #karl smut #karl jacobs x reader smut #mcyt smut

[fairy-hub]

brainrot.

i am so damn fond of nipple play even though i've never had my tits sucked or played with.

geto is more of an ass guy imo, but he'd suck them tits while fucking one raw- going really hard and soo fucking good. he's the type to leave gentle, butterfly like touches while fucking you so hard into the mattress totally contrary to the way his hands glide down from your chest to your stomach. along with gentle touches, i feel like he'd also be into spitting and slapping. like he'd spit on your tits, smear it and then slap them- watching them jiggle. OMG AND HE'D LOVE TO SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND WATCH YOU SWALLOW IT. he'd also go on and shove two of his fingers in after he spit in your mouth, to push the spit deep down your throat- not caring the tears that prickled your eyes due to the sweet roughness. he'd bite you all over and stimulate the rear hole. def into knife play an wax play. i feel like he'd get a candle drip 2-3 drops on your tits, gently blow air on it when you moan and then do it again but not all the time. he'd do it only sometimes- totally taking you off guard- making it so much better.

gojo would take his sweet sweet time just to worship your tits- trying to make one cum just by sucking on their tits, biting and leaving bruises all over. he'd be the kind to have you give him a handjob while he lay his head on your lap and sucked your boobs to the point they were all sore and red. he'd be so satisfied just by sucking your tits.

i imagine toji to be into breeding so much, imagining to himself how they would get all heavy and sensitive if his seed impregnated you. suckling on them like his life depended on it. while fucking you from the back he'd grope them, squeeze them all the time. he'd also hold you so close to his chest, looking at your tits bounce as he fucks deep and hard- then he'd slowly let his spit trickle down your shoulder reaching to your nipples just for his fingers to catch it, smear it all over and tweak the nipples.

i can't stop thinking about how sukuna (in his true form) would use all that he can to make the experience so fucking good for you. priding himself while making one cum again and again, overstimulating all the erogenous areas. his hand mouths would feel so fucking good on the nipples while he groped your tits fucking into you from below as you tried (and failed) riding him. he would definitely be into licking long strips from your neck to you lips and then kissing you so hungrily and roughly. his other two hands would be groping and biting your ass. just like geto, i feel like he has a big thing for spitting in your mouth.

im such a pervert. send help. i hope you don't mind the ramble TTT

This is a gift to the jjk fandom and thank you for giving me this. I love the rambles so damn much! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I'm going to have to come back to this one I really really want to write this out you gave me all the details I need. It’s be so fun and easy to write about dilf!geto who is obsessed with his wifey’s thick ass. He can’t help but fondle, bite, slap to see you jiggle. The walls are sound proofed for a reason. Geto is a spitter and he loves to shotgun smoke and stuff his fingers in for you to suck on. He has big fingers so he fills your mouth up easily.

Satoru is canonly a titty guy so he love a nursing job. Getting his hair played with while having your tits in his face to suck on. He would whine and buck his hips into your hand fucking it. He loves hearing you whine about your sore tits.

I could see Toji wanting the reader on their back or on their knees holding their tits together. He loves fucking your tits and seeing the them drip milk. Then stuffing his cock into your mouth for you to clean up. He might fuck your tires and shove your head down so you can lick his thick cock head when it comes up

Sukuna gets a size kink cause there is something to being able to manhandled your tiny ass. (going with hentai logic with this one cause its monster fucking I have to) He loves the belly bulge, the swelling of your stomach when he cums in you. You’re so soft, squishy, small and fuckable, it gets his cock hard thinking about it

I love this, and have been thinking about this all day. Please give me more if you ever feel like it my inbox is always open! I adore this, let be perverts together and share our perverted thoughts with each other!

#fey’s rambles

[frogchiro]

I have so big brainrot after reading your works, imagine Pierro x Capitano x lady wife, where they all have backgrounds of some more or less animalistic instincts, wife included, so when it comes to sleep they have shifts, bit similar what you can see in group of horses, if 2 of them sleep, one always is awaken to make sure everything is safe. And imagine the group session of licking, cleaning, nuzzling all together, which is pretty rare, cuz both men are incredibly busy

nghhh this has been in my inbox for so damn long i'm ashamed ><

f!reader, tiny bit of smut and angst but it's really fluffy i promise! just the three of them being happy n feral <3

also feral poly trio pierro x wifey x capitano is my new fav thing :((( imagine that they all were from khaen'rhia, happily married and one loving pack but got separated during the cataclysm, you and pierro being condemned and cursed to travel for eternity but at least you two were together. you both heavily mourned the loss of your mate, seemingly forever lost to the darkness of the abyss but you never lost hope and searched for him for hundreds of years. it all ultimately paid off when the three of you reunited under the tsaritsa's rule, finally after so many years you got to be a pack again and through pain and tears you promised to each other that you'd never be divided again. both you and pierro knew that the abyss...changed your lover, he was now a creature of the endless darkness, he even forgot what he looked like but your eternal love never wavered.

due to the fear of losing each other again, all three of you live in one chamber complex in the palace, always nesting together and taking care of each other and a group session of grooming isn't a rare sight at all! the bedroom or rather your 'den' is almost always filled with various versions of rumbling huffs and growls, mewls, whines and every other imaginable sound; all three of you tumbling around basically naked, playfully baring your teeth at each other and making love.

after one particularly tiring session, when all of you were still panting and coming down from the orgasmic high, you promised to each other that you would never be divided again, you were mates, a pack and you'd sooner fight all the damned archons at once than loose even one of you again <3

#kin speaks #asks #thirst #interactions #this is so very long overdue #but this was such a adorable ask :(( #thank you dear for the patience #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #fatui x reader #genshin impact fatui #pierro x reader #capitano x reader #genshin impact smut

[mushroompone]

hi i know that it has been a WHILE since you posted anything about it but you poisoned my brain with glimmerjack. thanks for the vision. (/pos)

THANKS I LOVE THESE WIFEYS!!

So glad I could pass along the brainrot :3

#my art #glimmerjack

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

HIII BRAINROT :D

It’s been months since i was last in your askbox but i check your page daily because i love your work 🥲 (got me through my finals no joke)

As always my hyperfixation is music of so many genres and I had to pick a few favorites for the main 6 that I think are so Them™️!

Julian

the first cutie patootie ever (he needs more than therapy.)

- The Night by Aurelio Voltaire

- Mess is Mine by Vance Joy

- Stay With Me by Sam Smith

- Creature by Half•Alive

- Toes by Glass Animals

- Youth by Glass Animals

- If I Speak by Frank the Baptist (it sounds like a sea shanty to me 🧚🏼‍♀️)

Asra

Not too big on Asra so my analysis might not be accurate!

- Gooey by Glass Animals

- Borderline by Tame Impala

- Escapism from the Steven Universe soundtrack

- Homage by Mild High Club

- Brain & Heart by Melanie Martinez

- Pink + White by Frank Ocean (totally not bc this song and Asra are both ethereal haha..)

- Choking on Flowers by Fox Academy

Nadia

the woman 💕 It was tough finding songs to fit her but i attempted hehe

- Au Revoir by Malice Mizer

- Show Me How by Men I Trust

- rises the moon by liana flores

- Asleep Among Endives

- Smooth Operator by Sade

Muriel

He would love music in the same way he loves nature prove me wrong

- Dawn in the Adan by Ichiko Aoba

- Gilded Lily by Cults

- I’ll Be There by Strawberry Guy

- TrusT by Half•Alive

- Mountains by Message To Bears

Portia

WIFEY ™️ she’s so amazing and grggggahsggsdnfn i love her

- Fish in the Sea by Liana Flores

- Blow My Brains Out by Tikkle Me

- Fine by Lemon Demon

- Empire Ants by Gorillaz

- Russian by Caravan Palace

- Arms Tonite by Mother Mother

- Hidden in the Sand

Lucio

last but not least, the silliest! His songs are mostly upbeat with a deeper meaning imo :3

- I’m Still Here/Jim’s Theme from Treasure Planet

- My Type by Saint Motel (works wonderfully with Julian too)

- Love Me Normally by Will Wood

- Charlie’s Inferno by That Handsome Devil

- Origami by Capital Cities

-Still Feel by Half•Alive

- Cake by the Ocean (purely meant as a joke bc of the baewatch tale but take it as you will!)

This is all i’ve got currently cause I’m eepy but i do hope you like them! do remember to take breaks if you need them ‼️

Hiya! Oh my goodness, @vegaspng it's so nice to hear from you!! And congratulations on getting through finals, that is not an easy thing to accomplish. I'm humbled and honored that my writing was able help just a little bit ^.^

Those are all wonderful suggestions! I've put as many of them as possible on the playlist (there were one or two I couldn't find on spotify) and I'm putting these on the tag too, thank you for sending them!! :D

#ask arcana brainrot #arcana brainrot playlist #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #the arcana game

[the-real-housewives-of-waterdeep]

Meet the Wifey of Waterdeep

Hi! I’m Rachel (she/her/hers), just your average gal with terminal brainrot.

AO3

My Tav

I’m pretty much only here for BG3 at this point.

What I’m Playing: BG3

What I’m Into: Pole dance, weight lifting, craft beer, neuroscience, writing, makeup, and being the hottest girl at Costco

Favorite Color: Fuchsia

Favorite Album: “Fear is a Cruel Mistress” by Ruby the Hatchet

Cats or Dogs?: Yes

Coffee or Tea?: Cold brew but I love a good unsweetened vegan milk tea

Favorite Season: In the south, winter. In the PNW, early fall

Fic Masterlist

Drabbles

            “Papa and Tara” Oil Paint on Canvas, 1499 DR

            Sweater Weather

            The Rain Song

Fics

            Poor Little Rich Girl (NSFW, MDNI): First 11 chapters + Standalone smut

            Chapter 1: Prologue: Waterdeep, 1482 DA

            Chapter 2: Viscera on the Beach

            Chapter 3: A Familiar Face

Chapter 4: Mushroom Stew

            Chapter 5: The Scourge of Avernus

            Chapter 6: Laundry Day

            Chapter 7: Zen and the Art of Swordsmanship

            Chapter 8: Show Me

            Chapter 9: A Wish on an Eyelash

            Chapter 10: Sweetness

            Chapter 11: Terms and Conditions

            Poor Little Rich Girl Standalone Smut (NSFW; MDNI)

            Chapter 20: Eros in Leo

            Chapter 21: Eros in Taurus

            Chapter 26: Eros in Venus

WIP

            The Language of Flowers – Short fic; Gale x OC

                       Summary: Valencia Tinker, a traveling bard, reluctantly returns home to Waterdeep to take care of the family florist business after her father’s passing and develops an equally reluctant friendship with a local know-it-all professor.

            Sick Day – Drabble; Gale x GN!Reader

                        Summary: Gale takes a sick day

            The Godhead – Short fic; God!Gale x GN!Reader)

                        Summary: You ascended with him, but was it worth it?

#the wifey of waterdeep speaks