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birdsinthetrap666 · 2 months

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ew i just posted about having emotions that was so ugly

#my bad y’all #will NOT happen again

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coquettejohnny · 1 day

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boyfriend kisser but it's daniel, johnny, and ali

johnny is courtney, daniel is gwen, ali is duncan

"SHE WASNT HIS GIRLFRIEND AT TIME!!!" -daniel, probably

#angel tdi posting. crazy #will not happen again #don't associate it with me i don't like the show #but the whole gwen/courtney/duncan situation is SO daniel/johnny/ali #the karate kid #tkk #cobra kai #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #ali mills #total drama #tdi #gwourtney is lawrusso #literally one other person is gonna understand this

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gayngar14 · 10 months

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Sober Thoughts, Drunken Actions

matchablossom, 851 words

read on ao3, or keep reading to read here! :D

The nightclub was hot and stuffy. The music was loud and the people were louder. The smell of alcohol filled the air, and Kaoru was loving every second of it.

He threw back another shot, the liquor burning his throat as it went down. He was vaguely aware of Kojiro next to him, sipping at his wine. He scoffed. Typical Kojiro—they finally had time to go out and drink together, and while Kaoru was planning on getting completely shit-faced, that idiot was only on his second glass of wine.

“Like a middle-aged mom on a Thursday night,” he muttered. Kojiro turned his head.

“Did you say something?”

“So you can hear through that thick skull of yours,” he mused. Before Kojiro could respond, he continued, “We’re supposed to be reliving our college days, and I can’t do that if the only thing you’re going to be drinking tonight is that.” He pointed at the half-empty wineglass in his hand.

Kojiro sputtered. “I’m trying to be the responsible one here, Four-Eyes! That way, when you’re drunk out of your mind, I can at least recognize the way to your house!”

“We can just have Shadow drive us back!”

“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!”

Kaoru poked him in the chest. “Look. This was your idea. You suggested for us to go out drinking, saying some bullshit about ‘reliving the good old days,’ and now that we’re here, I’m not about to let you act all high and mighty right now when I’ve seen how you acted back in college.“

Before he realized it, he and Kojiro were face-to-face, their noses nearly touching. He could smell the alcohol on his breath. His eyes started to close, some unknown force urging him to move closer, to close the gap between them.

A strong arm pushed him away.

“Okay, fine. You win,” Kojiro muttered, his words muffled by the hand covering his face.

Kaoru forced a smirk. “I thought so.”

As he stumbled up to the bar, carefully avoiding eye contact with Kojiro, his face felt warmer than usual. His heart pounded uncomfortably in his chest. What the fuck came over him back there?

…Must have been the alcohol.

Kaoru knocked back another shot, the familiar burn settling in his stomach. He watched as Kojiro did the same, slamming down the final glass and wiping his mouth with his hand.

“Don’t wipe your mouth like that. That’s disgusting,” he said. “Us civilized humans use napkins.” He threw a napkin at him, not actually caring whether he used it or not. Kojiro groaned, leaning his head back and resting it against the seat. Kaoru copied him. The water he got was long gone, and he didn’t have enough confidence in his ability to walk to get a refill.

His head pounded. He’d ordered too many shots in a feeble attempt to forget the…incident from earlier.

It didn’t work.

All he’d done was give himself a horrific headache and the inability to walk or think straight.

His mind swirled. What had gotten into him? Sure, he’d liked guys before, even dated some, but…Kojiro?

No.

There was no way.

It was just an accident—a stupid thought he had while drunk.

They would forget everything by tomorrow and it would all go back to normal.

His head hit something firm. Shit, he must have lost his balance and fallen sideways. A quick glance told him he’d fallen onto Kojiro’s shoulder.

“Sorry,” he muttered, quickly righting himself.

“Kaoru,” Kojiro said, freezing him in place. “I’m going to do something stupid. You can slap me, push me away, yell at me—whatever. I just need to know.”

“What are you—“ Kojiro gently cupped his cheek, and suddenly, everything fell silent.

“Is this okay?” he whispered. All Kaoru could do was nod, his breath caught in his throat, unable to make a sound.

Kojiro moved closer, their faces mere centimeters apart. He smelled the alcohol on his breath, felt it on his lips.

Kojiro closed his eyes, giving Kaoru the final decision. The hand cupping his cheek, ever so gentle, slightly fell away, as if inviting him to leave, to forget this ever happened, and to continue like normal.

Part of him wanted that—the comfort of normalcy, to continue life the way it was before this.

But…

Would he really be satisfied with that?

He already knew the answer.

He closed his eyes.

Everything fell away. For the longest time, all Kaoru could feel was the warmth of Kojiro surrounding him. He relaxed, leaning into him. His hands found their way to Kojiro’s shoulders and he held on, prolonging this moment as long as he could.

Finally, they pulled away, gasping for air.

“Was that…okay?” Kojiro breathed. “That wasn’t just because you were drunk, right?”

Kaoru shook his head, reality finally coming back to him. “You really are stupid sometimes,” he said. Despite his words, a smile stretched across his face.

“Does this mean we’re…” Kojiro made a weird gesture with his hands. Kaoru laughed.

“We can figure that out later. Now come here.”

Kojiro smiled. “Yes, Princess.”

#sorry wasn’t in my right mind when writing this #will not happen again #promise #matchablossom #matchablossom fic #sk8 kaoru #sk8 cherry #sk8 kojiro #sk8 joe #sk8 the infinity #fanfic #writing #fanfiction #cw drinking #tw drinking #cw alcohol #wrote this at 3am #please be nice #my writing

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creep-girl · 1 year

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#SORRY i saw this on my dash and immediately needed to make a comparison #will not happen again #inanimate insanity invitational #iii #iii spoilers??#i guess???#balloon #nickel #from my drafts

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boltun-tkn · 2 years

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the art i used pls look

ok so, coloring on the phone is one thing, but writing? thats even harder

yes this is a repost because i wanted to make a better version lmao

none of them lends their clothes or is jealous of eachother and no tsundere nonsense, no i dont wanna argue because NO????? 💀 this shit toxic af lol we dont need it

narcis is just flustered but tries to hide it in this art pls and thx

this is cyrillic bc i just like to practice my writing lmao

#aran ryan #narcis prince #naran #punch out #headanon #SOrRY FOR THE REPOST #i was being dumb #will not happen again

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mymp3 · 1 year

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okay ive survived. no more crazy text posts. :)

#sorry abt the wedding bands.#will not happen again #ohhh i survived :)#yay.#mikutimetalk

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liquidstar · 6 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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godzillaswaisttrainer · 2 months

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Broke: adopt a child

Woke: borrow your boyfriend's

#dick grayson #clark kent #nightwing #Superman #Oliver queen #I hope Clark enjoyed yt priveilege it shan't happen again

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raggedytiger · 2 months

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this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant