#wish there was a magical box

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

okay they seriously outdid themselves with the new SAB weapon set this year. just LOOK at these things!! my hands are going to die a noble death collecting them... but it will be worth it.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 SAB #my posts #no seriously LOOK at them!! #i need them all. #honestly i wish i'd had these before i invested in the hardlight ones because these fit Holoscientist Ankka even better #i definitely need at least a few because DAMN. just. man #i felt the same way about the grim machine ones but mannnn #the animations on them are great too tho you obviously can't see that in these since they're just still shots #they're called Golem Buster weapons btw if you want to check them out in the wardrobe! i looked at 'em through the achieves box #(for anyone wondering how these would fit Ankka; in Flourish AU she's an Inquest mesmer who merges holotech with her magic) #(i need to share screens of her design... someday...) #...... i literally just noticed that i specifically picked all the mesmer special weapons HDFHDFGDHDH i DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO #but honestly it feels very magitech mesmer so i'll accept that

[polyamorousmood]

polyamory is just a plot to consistently get enough people to play a commander format game of mtg

So true, bestie✨ <- doesn't know shit fuck about Magic the Gathering

#mtg #magic the gathering #ask box is always open #I wish I could relate anon I'm sorry 😭 #polyamory

[yuriprince]

started watching magic knight rayearth. currently time traveling back to the eighth grade so i can be isekai’d to cephiro

#why couldn’t i be a magical girl with a cool sword and A FUCKING MECH in 8th grade :( #all i got was Sadder #but for real the show is very cool. super 90s. i wish i could’ve found the jpn dub but the eng dub is at least beautifully campy #definitely giving sailor moon eng dub vibes #i wish i could find the manga online too. i’d rather not spend like 100 bucks for the physical box set;; #tea time!

[unopenablebox]

uuuugh 🌸’s aunt explained repeatedly at thanksgiving that no one should ever marry their college gf/bf (because college is a utopia unrelated to the real world)

which i don’t think she like. meant as a dig at us specifically not least bc you know we’ve been out of undergrad for five years now

but it was very difficult responding in a precisely correct way, especially because the last time she said it was at the table during dinner when we were sitting with 🌸’s parents. & when her kids were, not unreasonably, saying things like “but you can give 🌸 and ◻️ your special blessing to get married anyway, right?” i just tried to cut in with “well, 🌸’s parents could never countenance letting them get married before forty anyway” in an attempt to say something so patently absurd that it ended any serious version fo the interaction and i could just divert us to one of the conversations happening elsewhere at the table

which, like, worked, in that then that conversation ended, but i am worried i both reminded 🌸’s parents of their actual objections and made it salient that i know the content of their objections, which i’m not actually sure they knew i knew now that i think of it

in retrospect i wish i had made up an even sillier and completely fake reason 🌸’s marriage was impossible but i both forgot they maybe didn’t know 🌸 told me what they’d said, and couldn’t come up with anything else in the half second remaining to me before 🌸 and i getting married became potentially an Actual Topic of Discussion. in which case trying to dissemble hard enough to pretend that 🌸’s parents’ objections aren’t the only reason we don’t have a loose timeline and maybe some geographic location ideas was going to get. very hard

#i mean we also both have debilitating executive function problems #extremely time consuming jobs #and have never planned so much as a birthday party between us #and also i’m still not total convinced i didn’t accidentally guilt 🌸 into accepting my proposal in the first place and need to come up with #an elaborate scheme to verify if that’s the case first anyway #so you know. in their defense. very possible we wouldn’t have gotten around to any plans anyway #but it hasn’t HELPED #box opener #i wish this topic didn’t make me so miserable the whole thing is fantastically cringe on my part #‘become indifferent to the concept of marriage’ isn’t in the top 3 magic edits id make to my brain #but it honestly might make top 5

[sicksweetcreamy]

Magitober 2022 1. Kamihama MG - Ria Ami General thoughts on Ria: naked transformation :( but well animated and good ending frame. I do love her design, but it is also. a lot. It's the tailcoat for me that pushes it into the "i don't want to even try drawing this" territory. (Weirdly enough, it's the hair that I can't get right, pushing her into the "I literally can't draw her" territory. she's so pretty, but she's just impossible to draw I'm sorry) Good battle motions, BELLA SPINAAA, she was a pretty decent unit (for a capped girl) from what I can remember, fine VA, please don't let her doppel design be a flop. She's a fun character, even if her antics do get worn out at times. It's nice that the writers gave her more character depth in her later appearances. Congrats on being the next one to be uncapped, but goddamn why does she have to be so goddamn hard to draw.

#magia record #madoka magica #pmmm #magitober #my art #ria ami #there was a theory i ran across on the internet that ria was the magical girl who would turn into HN Elly #her soul gem has a single wing like elly's grief seed #somewhat matching silhouettes with the twintails and poofy lower half #i wish i was born a naturally beautiful girl / i have only one wish. box up that memory #actress/model and idol are sort of similar #the elly body could be the former ria before she made her wish #I really had fun today. I want to do it again. Next time I'll bring a bento. #and ria's bestie manaka sells her signature bento boxes #it'll definitely be debunked after her uncap but i still like this theory a lot

[abandonmutt]

Nothing quite like therapy to simultaneously make you realize how mentally unwell you are and also make you feel like you’re completely unsalvageable

#“you’re putting yourself in a box she says bc I dare to acknowledge I’ll always be mentally I’ll #ill* #“you need to work toward being unmedicated she says as if I can just will my way out of this #and then I tell her the state im in and she shrinks and shuts down and clearly has no idea what to do with that #like girl I wish I’d just kept playing the game bc now I’ve opened up and made myself aware of some of these shitty feelings #and you aren’t even equipped to seriously help #do you think that everything can be cured? do you see some magical future where I just become a normal and completely functional person? #that’s not how this works

[aotoreiki]

I found the twitter of a japanese artist who I recognised from pixiv who is currently actively drawing pokeranger art (and through them a few others similar, some I also recognised from pixiv). They draw a lot of go-rock quadruplets but they also draw Ice. They are making a fancomic with their own altered Ice design in it and he has longer hair and earrings. I can't read it because my japanese is like that of a 2 year old, but it makes me wish I could instantly improve it and also my drawing ability so I could join in with the like 3 japanese twitters I am now aware of who are currently actively drawing Ice art

#i don't even like twitter. i hate that so much fanart is on it because it's a pain in the ass to find stuff on compared to other sites #i selfishly wish that no one used twitter for art and that they just posted on places like pixiv or tumblr instead #but if there is one single thing in this world that can compel me to do anything it's this Fucking guy #also the earrings in their design are like. diamond shaped dangly ones which is so right. #i'm not as much a fan of stud earrings at least for this case #i have thought about giving him earrings in some design or another. e.g. magical boy ice #ooc ✻ who opened the box

[pleckthaniel]

I’ve been agonizing over this stupid cover letter for like a week and the magazine’s probably gonna reject me out of hand anyway because the piece is like on the very edge of their genre

#my professor described it as 'crime fiction' #and its kind of that and kind of satire and kind of supposed to be legitimately disturbing? #and im sending it to a horror magazine. so i doubt theyll take it #idk i fucking hate the business part of writing i wish i could just like put stuff down on paper #and then throw the paper into a box that magically deals with everything publication related for me #and then spits money at me #scout talks

[fiisheyes]

actually looking back i had so many books aboutf fairies...... i was a fairy girl

#but also a mermaid girl it must be made clear !! #i had this mermaid doll i bought at a art fair ans i thought it was so beautiful ... and also that maybe it was magical #i wish i hadnt thrown out my old fairy stuff honestly... i had this box full of 'proof' n other cool little knicknacks

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

#i paused in opening my bags to write this bc the site's getting so much traffic that it's taking 3 minutes to refresh one page #i've pulled a paint brush a stamp that used to be worth 2 mil (it's not now) and another stamp that's always been cheap. #i have 4 more bags to open still. #i Love It Here. #neopets

[uummuu]

I made a magic card-sized painting of an 'ancient jungle fortress' version of The Wall from Super Spidey Stories issue 8 (I did not know about him until this! Bring back The Wall!!!) To serve as the front plate for a deck box!

#watercolor pencil #water marker #The Wall #magic the gathering #this was fun! #i was commissioned before he recieved the card box so the painting is the size of a standard magic card #now i wish id made it bigger but we didnt know #oh well! #this was fun!! id maybe be willing to take more commissions for these small kinds of paintings :)

[blue-corvid]

I have spent something like a year collecting and trading to build a 480-card Commander cube tailored specifically to the interests and favorite cards of my Magic: the Gathering pod. It has an optional 20-card Conspiracy deck. It has lil handmade booster pack boxes. It has a full set of full-art lands.

They’re not excited enough to play it. Somebody tell me I did a good job immediately or I will wither away.

#magic the gathering #it’s still not finished but it’s playable! #I’m missing a handful of cards to fill out some cycles #a nice box to store it in (right now it’s in some old Ravnica fat pack boxes) #and two or three tokens which I’ll probably make custom art for #I kind of wish I could print custom art for the booster packs but I don’t have access to a printer right now

[sooniebby]

Man… I’ve been thinking again.. it’s horny thoughts again.. it’s been about a magic dildo—it’s weird but lemme explain!!! Bottom male reader! Enjoy~

A smut fic were reader moves in with some random dude in an apartment. They have a regular roommate relationship for the most part..

Until when you find a dildo stashed in a box in the laundry room. It’s never been there before… Hm, it can’t belong to your roommate.. you’ve heard his.. night stands.. he’s not the one screaming

And you might’ve.. accidentally seen him fucking one of his friends before…

Yeah, he wouldn’t use this dildo.. but you could be wrong. Reader noticed though that the dildo couldn’t have been used ever since there was still plastic around it.

It even had a tag. Ah, this was store bought? A gag gift..? Your roommates birthday was five days ago. Well, if your roommate wasn’t going to use it, might as well… use it yourself?

A bit weird but you’re curious. The dildo is thick.. very thick and a bit long. Curiosity just got the best of you. So one night when you knew your roommate wasn’t home and decided to use the dildo.

It takes a few tries but you’re able to get the dildo inside your ass. It’s a nice stretch, pretty good actually. It’s long enough to easily graze over your prostate. Fuck, if your roommate didn’t want this dildo you’re going to keep for yourself.

You spend the next few minutes just fucking yourself. Moans load and unabashedly with the house being empty (besides your roommates cat)

You couldn’t help your thoughts slowly drift off onto your roommate.. that one time you saw just a glimspe of his cock fucking another man’s ass. His slim but toned frame, long fingers, his bangs that stuck to his forehead while he sweats .

His name just kept rolling off your tongue by now. Your hand holding the dildo that blessed your prostate and insides going faster. You began to lightly thrust back into it—just wishing it was a real cock. It was so hard to control the speed while you continued to lose yourself

But it seemed you weren’t even controlling it anymore. The dildo was just going by itself, but not like a vibrator. It was actually thrusting inside you, reaching your prostate easily. It felt like a real cock.. like someone was actually fucking you right now.

You cried out at the new sudden harsh thrusting but you were way too close to your release to even care that this dildo had a mind of its own.

You came with a shout, soaking the bed sheets beneath you as you sighed in relief. Fuck, you were keeping this dildo. But.. it was still moving?!

Before you could even scream out in horror at whatever the fuck this dildo actually was, your bedroom door slammed open.. and there was your roommate.. looking.. less human than before..?

“You finally found it? What took you so fucking long?”

Apparently your roommate was an incubus.. and the dildo was magically connected to his own dick.. huh, that’s why it moved like a real cock.

Well, you certainly didn’t get any sleep for that night.. or the later nights after that :)

Went off the deep end lol, I do so well with these types of stories.. kinda wanna do more for incubus roommate tho.. it’s interesting~

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[dyinggirldied]

The Writing on Walls

The world's gone buzzing after words, written in English and have the green slimy texture of undefinable origins, appear all over surfaces of walls available. The handwriting is the same so it is correctly assumed to be the same person scribbling. They are huge and easy to spot.

Recording devices have been set to see if they can catch the culprit initially but it soon proves futile when the words just basically come into existence.

Still, the content can be weird but entertaining at the best of times but downright disturbing at worst. For example:

The dead has overtaken my town and I'm a part of it

The fruit loop is doing it again

Does it matter if it's meat or veggies? The vultures are ghosts

Orange is life, orange is unrhymable

If there's a will, there is the fruit loop that doesn't understand the basic of boundaries and respects

Boxes. Nothing but the goddamn boxes.

Why is he so obsessed with my pelt? Can't he just call it skin like normal beings?

Cujo has ruined V's life. What am I going to do? I can't fix this

Don't say wish. Erase soon please

Frankly, I don't give a damn

She's taking our life forces

There's a dead kid in our locker

The odds are never in our favors

They are hunting me

The Justice League's currently overwhelmed with demands from the public to investigate this.

Or: Danny uses his ectoplasm or he finds a magical pen (depend on you I'm beat) to express his frustration and occasionally intrusive thoughts on abandoned walls or anything he can write on. Unfortunately, he isn't aware that his 'diary', which conveniently disappear the second he finishes, is travelling to another dimension(s).

He is careful though to not reveal any information, even his enemies. He slips in references from pop cultures that coincidentally don't exist in other worlds.

#the writing on walls au #danny is letting it all out #everyone is horrified and curious #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp

[createmydreamblog]

Hej kochani! Jutro Wigilia i przez święta mnie nie ma więc już dzisiaj chciałam życzyć wam ... Zdrowych i pogodnych świąt w gronie najbliższych ♥️ Wesołych Świąt i Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku! Niech Nowy Rok będzie lepszy niż poprzedni ! 🌲♥️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ Przedstawiam wam wyjątkowo szybko przysłaną paczkę Grudniową z Bulgoczącego Kociołka ! A w niej znalazły się: Plakat Yule Ball Scyzoryk od Syriusza, który otworzy wszystko Obwoluta na książkę Herbatka Eliksir Żelki Światłoklik Miętowe Ropuchy Zakładka magnetyczna zwierciadło Kardki, które bajecznie błyszczą 😍 Karta z wieżą astronomiczną Zaproszenie na imprezę u Slughorna Podoba mi się świeczka oraz zaproszenie jak i kardki, za to scyzorykiem mnie zaskoczyli 🤣😎❤️ A wam co się spodoba? Jak przygotowania do świąt? Już wszystko macie? Ja właśnie piekę pierniki 🤣😍 #bulgoczącykociołek #box #magic #christmas #wish #harrypotter #presents #candle #tea #syriusz #hogwart #elixir #christmasparty #gingerbread #happy #smile (w: Torun, Poland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhyAs5MML8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#bulgoczącykociołek #box #magic #christmas #wish #harrypotter #presents #candle #tea #syriusz #hogwart #elixir #christmasparty #gingerbread #happy #smile

[tarotwithavi]

The type of lover you deserve

How to choose a pile?

Take a deep breath and gently close your eyes. Politely request your spirit guides to reveal the appropriate pile meant for you, then open your eyes. Whichever pile captures your attention is the one meant for you.

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Pile 1

Omg pile one I love your energy! So first things first you deserve someone who matches your energy. Like someone who understands you without even saying anything. Someone who can just look into your eyes and feel the depths of your heart. Someone who can protect and cherish your innocence. You're naive pile 1. You trust people easily and sometimes this leads you to people using you for their profit. You deserve someone who can protect you, someone who can cherish your innocence. Someone who won't taint your pure and sweet heart. Someone who won't tell you to change and be someone you're not. You deserve someone who won't tell you that you're too kind for this world and that you need to change yourself in order to survive. You deserve someone who'll let you be innocent and sweet. You deserve someone who'll be proud to have you in their life. You deserve someone who'll be sure about yourself. Someone who's ready to wife/husband you up without any doubt. You deserve someone who'll make your feel confident. I see that some of you may have daddy issues so you instantly like people who give off mature and responsible vibes. You deserve someone with whom you can share your deepest darkest secrets. Someone who won't judge you for liking things that you like, dressing the way you want to etc. you deserve someone who'll teach you new things without making you feel stupid. Someone who'll be patient with you. You deserve someone who knows how to handle their emotions, especially Anger because I see that you may have some kind of trauma revolving anger issues or people shouting and things breaking. I see that you guys had to grow up early, you had to be mature beyond your age, sometimes you feel like you missed out on so many things. So you deserve someone with whom your inner child can feel protected, secure and happy. You deserve someone who can give you the love you never got as a child. You guys could be born in June, March, November or August or these could be significant months for you.

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Pile 2

Welcome pile 2! The first message I'm getting is that someone of you could practice witchcraft or you could be interested in the occult. You could be interested in conspiracy theories or things that people do not talk about so openly. I also see that you could give off intimidating vibes. So you deserve someone who doesn't get scared easily. You deserve someone who has similar interests as you, probably someone with whom you can do witchy stuff. Pile 2 you deserve someone who understands your magic. Someone who believes in magic. Someone who is not too practical or logical like that type of practical person who doesn't believe in magik. Someone who can think outside the box. You deserve someone who learns, grows and adapts with time. You do not deserve someone who lives like an NPC. You deserve someone who matches your uniqueness, someone who is not afraid to let themselves shine. You deserve someone with whom you can travel to different places. I see that you are someone who likes taking risks so you deserve someone who has the same adventurous soul. You deserve someone who matches your freaky energy 😜 I see that you have a lot of stamina and deserve someone who matches your energy in bed. You're absolutely magical so you deserve someone who can handle your otherworldly energy. You deserve someone who can make your every wish come true. You deserve someone who is willing to put in the effort to be with you. You deserve someone who can offer you something in return. I see that you have been the type of person who does more than needed for others so you deserve someone who can spend money on you and spend time with you. You deserve someone who can show you how lovely it is to love and be loved. I also see that you deserve someone who can handle pain for some reason? Idk you deserve someone who won't feel pity for your backstory. You deserve someone who won't look at you with sympathy, instead you deserve someone who can challenge you because you love challenges. You could be an Earth or water sign, especially cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn.

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Pile 3

Whatsup! Pile 3! The first message I am picking upon is that you deserve someone who is willing to fight for your attention. you deserve someone who is ready to fight for your relationship. You deserve someone who does not give up easily. I see that sometimes you can be hard to love because you are always evolving, you are always changing, you are not the person you were a few months ago and some people cannot keep up with it. So you deserve someone who can keep up with your transformations, someone who will not stop loving you just because you have changed. You deserve someone who loves you for your soul, who loves you for your true self. you deserve someone who is willing to make things work. you deserve someone who wants stable long term commitment. you do not deserve somebody who is just looking for casual dating. I'm also picking up on the message that you deserve someone who treats you like a Queen. you deserve someone who gives you princess treatment and if your person is not willing to give you princess treatment then they might not be the one for you. You deserve someone who takes up on the traditional image of their gender, someone who is willing to provide and protect. I see that you romanticize old love, you romanticize when people used to write letters, were patient, and were ready to love. Another message I'm getting is that you deserve someone who treats your body like a temple, who worships your body. Someone who worships the ground you walk. Someone who puts you on a pedestal. You absolutely deserve to be treated like a queen. And let me make one thing clear: you'll only receive this treatment when you're willing to treat your person like a king. You deserve someone who is willing to learn new things for you, you deserve someone who is willing to change their perspective about things. You deserve someone who is also evolving and changing so you guys can keep up with each other.

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Pile 4

This is definitely my crazy pile 🤣 Hello pile 4! Welcome to your reading! You deserve someone who matches your weird energy like someone who is willing to be strange, loud and crazy with you. You deserve someone who is open and wholesome. I see that you do not give a buck about what people say and you just want to be your true self. You love spreading happiness and kindness. I am hearing “ she likes to give a smile to every stranger” . You should listen to “she's crazy but she's mine” . You're a walking representation of this song. You deserve someone who won't feel awkward by your energy, you deserve someone who does not feel threatened by the attention you attract. I see that you have a really unique energy that attracts a lot of attention wherever you go. You could be sitting there reading your book and people would still be looking at you like you are a star so you deserve somebody who does not feel insecure about the attention you attract. You deserve someone who is confident, you deserve someone who won't make you dim your light. You deserve someone who is just as crazy as you are , you deserve somebody who can match your vibe. Another message I'm getting is that you deserve somebody who is kind and humble because you are someone who likes spreading love around and you are someone who likes helping people. You do not like dishonest and ungrateful people. You deserve someone with whom you can help others. You deserve someone who is just as passionate about life as you are. You deserve an optimistic person. I see that you have gone through a lot of betrayals but you still choose to believe in love and happiness. You deserve an emotionally mature person, you deserve someone who feels their emotion and does not sabotage themselves. You deserve someone who loves children who loves working with children and animals. I see that you will be doing charity work with your future partner. You deserve someone who is interested in space, dinosaurs and random facts.

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