#woke: evening kill

[radiance1]

Damian: [brushing his teeth]

The shadow hanging over his shoulder: [Gets its teeth dangerously close to Damian's shoulder]

Damian: [Shoves a toothbrush into said shadow move and starts brush]

The shadow: [Pauses before starting to let out a contented purr]

Damian then spits out the foam and washes out his mouth, then makes the shadow do the same and then picks out pjs.

Damian: [Currently decided if he should go with the cat, dog, or knife imprinted one]

The shadow: [Starts getting dangerously close to Damian with, toxic green spirals it calls eyes]

Damian: [Throws the dog imprinted one behind him at the shadow and takes the cat imprinted one for himself and tells the shadow to put it on]

The shadow: [Stares at the clothes before hesitantly putting them on before letting out a noise of distress]

Damian: [Turning around to find the shadow somehow stuck in the pjs, lets out a sigh, then starts to help them fit]

Damian then moves over to the bed, he points to one side and tells the shadow to go there. The shadow listens, laying down as Damian also lays down, grabbing the sheets and covering them both.

It barely took a few seconds for the shadow to fall asleep, and Damian stared at it. Damian wasn't quite sure why the shadow of his dead twin was following him, nor why it was even able to and seemed to hide itself from anyone who isn't Damian.

Nobody besides him knew about it, and Damian decided that he liked it. This could have been his younger brother, if the other had survived, and they would have probably been told to fight to the death to decide an heir.

At the very least, that won't ever happen.

Even if his brother was slightly unusual.

===

Danny did not remember much of the before, he remembered people with blurred faces and features, blurred colors. He remembered a lot of colors, then red, then white, then pain.

He doesn't like pain, he believes.

Then he remembered going to sleep, and then he woke up. It was dark and slimy and cramped when he woke up, especially when he realized someone else was in their with him.

Then he fell asleep again, then woke up to that same dark and slimy place, then fell asleep again, all in some weird cycle. Then, moving, and pain.

It hurt, and he was sluggish when it eventually stopped. Then came pain again, and he was asleep.

Then he woke up, again.

He didn't know what was happening, wasn't really aware of too. But he woke up next to the other who was in that dark and slimy with him, and decided he wanted to stay with them.

He wasn't aware enough for most of the things that happened when Damian grew up, but he still stayed regardless, and hide from everyone else.

Danny loves his brother, and he thinks his brother loves him too. Even if he was slightly unusual.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny died and reincarnated #After a ruthless amount of experimentation at that #He only vaguely remembers his past life lawl #Anyways Danny was reborn as Damian's twin but was killed because of a birth defect #Then he woke up again as some weird shadow creature and attached himself to Damian #Damian meanwhile isn't quite sure why his brother is still around when he should be dead #But takes care of him regardless of that fact #Even if his brother seemed to move more on instinct with the curiosity of a ten year old despite technically being the same age as him #For the record #Danny ISN'T a halfa here #Since he died he lost that status lawl #Danny is a shadow creature who attached himself to his older brother Damian #Shocker I know #Real different to how I usually have them in my posts huh? #Right Danny still takes the form of a child #A shadowy wispy child but still #He only comes up to Damian's chest lawl but he can fly so it balances out #He also weighs nothing so Damian can just easily pick him up lol

[coconutshygame]

I hope this clogs everyone's feed everytime someone scrolls tumblr. As it should!

#free palestine #they're human btw #like Palestinian are human contrary to popular woke belief #and to popular far right beliefs #Israel #gaza genocide #didn't even reach 1 year #in 111 days #13k kids were killed

[lochlot]

i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?

#s1 Morgwen #morgwen #this is my third time posting this but also my last bc I’m done tweaking it #it had some major contrast issues as well as the fact that they weren’t even looking each other in the eye before #Merlin bbc #Merlin #Morgana #guinevere #morgana x gwen #Morgana pendragon #morgana le fay #Merlin fanart #merlin bbc fanart #merlin art #morgwen art #lesbians #procreate #digital art #fanart #queen guinevere #artists on tumblr #lord why didn’t Gwen say she was loyal to Morgana and mean it #Morgana they could never make me hate u #Morgana stop trying to kill or ruin Gwen’s life ur gay for her okay #when she woke up from a nightmare of Gwen being married to Arthur i almost audibly laughed #Morgana u big homo #I’m gonna draw Gwen in one of her pretty purple/pink dresses but i wanted to do specifically season 1 and I don’t remember her wearing any

[hella1975]

i just think. andrew's possessive and mean and does horrible damage to people he ought to consider friends and he's physically violent to the point of literal GBH charges and he carries knives and you dont know his boundaries you just know if you cross them even accidentally he WILL gut you and. he's the most selfless person on the team and he willingly resigns himself to a hellish existence if it means his brother stays out of it his brother who he doesnt even know and hasnt met a single time in his life doesnt even know he EXISTED until suddenly he does and he puts his brother's livelihood over his simply because there's a chance he might drag him down and he isn't going to risk it and he kills his brother's abuser without question knowing full well he'll be hated for it and he doesn't mind it because in his head it was the only possible response he could have given and he gets his brother off drugs and again with his teammate who he owes nothing to and he doesn't know how to love and he's clumsy and far too sharp with it but. if he decides someone is his it's common knowledge to leave them the fuck alone because he just grabs onto the few people he can tolerate and he doesnt let go doesnt know how to let go holds on so tight he leaves claw marks his devotion is a violent, bloody thing with teeth and he doesnt know how to be gentle and he doesnt want to be gentle and. he likes sweet things and he tears his food up like a child and he's vicious in his teasing and he loves his eccentric therapist and he buys her little ornaments and he argues on apocalypse survival strategies with the teammate deemed too nice for him and. he has an eidetic memory and is wickedly observant to the point he predicts certain teammates better than even their closest friends can and he exists in the narrative as this indomitable boy of iron who is strong enough to carry neil's trauma and stand firm against it and he is he is he is but once he was seven. he was seven and he believed him. he said please enough to hate the word. no one was strong for him. no one saved him. they call him monster even now

#what if - and i mean this genuinely - i went to sleep and never woke up. what if i went gentle into that goodnight. what if i killed everyon #none of you bitches are even close to understanding andrew like i do im in his stupid fucking head i cant GET OUT #nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh im want to tearing my fuckiggn hair out ive had ENOUGH #andrew minyard #aftg #hella reads aftg

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO #i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane #i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow #back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!! #I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout #AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD #Im so proud of him sob sob sob #again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning #and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect #WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS??? #i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man #HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 qatar grand prix #2023 qatar gp #we do a little bit of f1

[realbeefman]

dreamed about an always sunny episode where frank decides he wants to have one last big night out (which he called the “ultimate frank reynold’s party blowout”) before he euthanizes himself and the episode consisted of the gang taking him to their favorite clubs and mac took them to an underground rave or “gay bash” where dennis slowly realizes that every single person there looks exactly like him (all were played by glenn howerton in various wigs and costumes. he got an emmy nom for the episode)

#it was also an elementary crossover and the gang lived right next to the brownstone #and sherlock and watson’s boyfriend had teamed up to renovate her basement to boost her social life #but then the basement flooded because the cops killed someone down there #which naturally affected paddy’s #the last scene i saw before i woke up was charlie and mac in the bar talking about last night and mac tearfully saying he was going to #euthanize himself too because dennis didnt even like him anymore #also he complimented dee on how well she’d committed to her dennis costume at the rave #to which dennis replied SO YOU ADMIT THAT IT WAS A RAVE ABOUT ME!?!? #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #frank reynolds

[collieii]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being morally ambiguous

#vashwood #trigun maximum #is ww really even morally ambiguous idk #he kills people yeah but in a cool and woke way #trigun #.lieii

[seldomsee]

Anyone else think about how despite the fact that Killua felt helpless during the chimera ant arc the fact that he spared & befriended Ikalgo directly led to the betterment of several lives…like. Killua shows mercy & kindness to Ikalgo so Ikalgo does the same with Welfin so Welfin agrees to be a messenger & ends up being the catalyst that returns Meruem’s memories so that Meruem can spend his last moments at peace with Komugi. Killua shows mercy & kindness to Ikalgo & Ikalgo also does the same to Brovuda so Brovuda helps Reina reunite with her mother. Like it’s all connected…some of the most pivotal moments of the arc & they stem from something Killua did that he doesn’t even realize is a big deal…

#not even mentioning the weight this has on Killua’s arc as a whole like the kid who was brought up as an assassin & who was constantly told #he was simply a tool for killing with no room for love or emotion spared a life and ended up saving sososo many more from that single act #aughhhh idk i just woke up I can’t word this how i want #hxh #chimera ant arc spoilers

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

i have a teeny, tiny superiority complex because i didn’t watch the atla live action.

#but i appreciate the ones who sacrificed their mind to watch the show and report back #y’all are so brave. thank you for examining the danger and relying the information back to me so i wouldn’t have to. #i have read so much about this show and i will literally never watch it #i actually intended to but got locked out of netflix when it premiered #then i heard all the shitty things about it and said “fuck that noise” #they took everything from me #they took away zuko’s character development for the sake of “time” not even gonna touch that it makes me so angry #they took away sokka’s character development for the sake of being “woke” #which was actually very very un-woke of them #they took away katara’s passion & anger and made her a flat boring person #i loved her anger so much???? #they took away our shock at the OG southern air temple ep #seeing monk gyatso in a room full of firebenders he had been forced to kill >>> seeing the actual genocide as if we didn’t already know #they took away aang’s sweet childishness and made him way too mature #it sounds like the only people who enjoyed it were zutara fans because of the scarf scene #y’all can keep it. it’s yours. i don’t want it. #atla original #avatar the last airbender #atla aang #atla zuko #atla katara #atla sokka #avatar the last airbender aang #avatar the last airbender katara #avatar the last airbender zuko #avatar the last airbender sokka #aang #katara #sokka #zuko

[jenna-louise-jamie]

thinking about yassen gregorovich instead of sleeping (because i love him) and how he is a catalyst. yassen stabbs ash -> ash kills john rider -> ian rider raises alex -> yassen kills ian rider -> mi6 blackmails alex into becoming a teenage spy.

i have so many thoughts that i can't properly articulate. obviously this is a simplified chain of events, but yassen and his choices set off a chain reaction of the world's most unfortunate dominos. especially when you read russian roulette. to be clear im not necessarily trying to blame him for everything because that feels very mean. he was also just a 14 year old kid when everything in his life went wrong, just like alex. only difference being yassen literally had no one.

i think i should write an essay about this because i haven't even gotten into my thoughts about what yassen and alex's dynamic would look like past eagle strike. i would imagine it'd be similar to ellie and joel from the last of us part 2.

where obviously yassen loves alex and alex on some level cares for yassen back but struggles to reconcile that with the fact that yassen is responsible for his uncle's death. a very unforgivable act. it would be so messy and complicated and angsty, because on one hand here is an adult who truly cares about him and has a connection with him through his father. yassen could tell alex about john, and trust that yassen truly wants whats best for him. but he killed ian, and he cannot take that back.

while alex reels from those feelings, yassen is also trying to reconcile his love of alex with the knowledge that he on some level is responsible for the suffering alex endured at the hands of mi6. and possibly even the fact that alex's godfather is the one who killed john and helen.

#btw i think anthony horowitz killed yassen off so he wouldnt have to deal with this lmao #and sidenote ash is responsible for his own shitty choices but i think itd be difficult for yassen to cope with the fact that stabbing ash #led to some very bad consequences for literally everyone #are there any fics that are similar to what im describing?? ? #i read a ton of alex rider fics but i mostly read fluff because im actually too emotionally fragile to handle angst #i cried while reading stormbreaker and that book wasnt even supposed to be sad #if this is doesnt make any sense its because i woke up at 2 am and wrote this #its just word vomit; pure not proofread thoughts directly from my fucked up little brain #idk maybe someone will enjoy reading this #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider books #ian rider #john rider #chaotic ramblings #and final note i do not ship yalex #i was thinking of this more in terms of yassen having a weird guardian/parental relationship with alex #if it wasnt clear from my ellie and joel reference from the last of us #anyways im gonna go back to making shitposts and memes so i never have to feel anything again thank you goodnight <3

[summershouto]

I love shiggy bc he’s a compelling villain w/ a tragic backstory and complex relationship w/ his family and his memories of them 

I also love shiggy bc he charged his phone in the middle of a war

#this panel kills me every time #hes so unserious lmao #like I know he wasn't aware of the war yet #but even once he woke up he still opened up the gc like heyyy guys #shiggy #tenkoshimura #tomura shigaraki #Shigaraki

[shallowseeker]

Reason 687,456 why Cas was The Angel's Angel

and a surprisingly good political strongman in Heaven:

#cas remembers names #kelvin the angel #spn #cas stuff #cas + military career #i think there's a good chance if the rest of the demons and angels woke in the empty they'd start following him again #yeah even the ones he killed lol

[pendinganchor]

“we never see billy change his ways in canon”

because he dies saving all their lives?????????

#i don’t understand how antis can just completely ignore the fact that billy saved them #not even just el #ALL OF THEM #because if billy had stepped out of the way the mindflayer would have killed el #then turned and killed as many other as it could before joyce shut the gate #el cared about billy for 0.2 seconds and he used that comfort to fight off the possession and sacrifice himself #how the fuck is that not a redemption arc??? #all jonathan had to do was say ‘i shouldn’t have done that’ for nancy to be like ‘it’s fine’ #and all steve had to do was befriend a gay person #or do we just completely forget season one happened #tbh i think y’all choose to ignore it #and stop trying to defend lucas when y’all were probably the same people who hated on him in season one when he didn’t blindly trust el #see it’s the same where y’all think billy should have blindly trusted steve #why are y’all obsessed with blind trust??? #couldn’t be me #if i say y’all one more time i might start laughing wtf #anyway i just woke up and shouldn’t be getting this upset #userkarson #stranger things #billy hargrove

[marc--chilton]

had a dream that was like nothing but strahm thinking about jumping off a parking garage because he realized he was attracted to hoffman. like the idea pissed him off so much it was the only thing he could think to do he was so fucking mad. also it was omegaverse and he was an omega it had nothing to do with the dream but it was in the back of the mind at all times

#saw #dream tag #coffinshipping #peter strahm #woke up just like accepting it. didn't occur to me how hysterical the premise is #like he basically snapped he went beyond his normal rabid fury #to the point his brain was just like 'it's not going away. the only way to fix this is to straight up die. bitch' #and strahm just going hm. i suppose it is. #what stopped him from doing it i think was that he wanted to kill hoffman too #for making him Feel Things. he didn't even want to bring him to justice for the jigsaw stuff at that point #my second saw dream and it's this. that's so goddamn funny help

[wulfhalls]

oh I see we're doing the kendall is all alone in the world spiel from s3 all over again by simply pretending stewy hosseini isn't real and in the room with us. stewy girlies suffering more than jesus on the cross and all the martyrs combined

#DEATHHHHHHHH #would it have killed u jesse armstrong to give me 3.6 reaction shots of him looking hot in the bg #im not even asking for much. just the barest of minimums and i aint even getting that. #succession #txt.me #stewy hosseini #just woke up to learn there truly was NO STEWY AT ALL. going back to bed 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

[holocephal1]

JEAN VICQUEMARE?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JEAN VICQUEMARE GOD DAMN FOOL INSULT GENERATING BOOTLICKING PRACTICALLY A CHILD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT OFFICER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JEAN HERON VICQUEMARE. 

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JEAN VICQUEMARE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP COMPLEXES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET EVERYONE AROUND YOU LOOSE IS HE DEAD YET IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM SEEN TOO MUCH OF THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jeanvic’s waiting inside i would kick god in the dick for the sole purpose of getting sent back down (piss removed for disco purposes)

if i have to deal with jean vicquemare speaking one more word in person in text in in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i know EXACTLY why i hate him so much and i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some ACTUAL fucked up backstory to explain this if he blames it on fucking clinical depression again ill blow up this entire fucking room, survive and then blow it up again

BETTER have had him kill a man and feel responsible cuz if he didnt Im going to make him kill another one just for the guilt

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJeanVicquemare

Game’s not even about him. He’s in like three scenes, has basically no bearing over the plot, is literally the worst ever but *don’t forget about jean* anyway! 

where the fuck is jean vicquemare if hes still alive im going to remove him the joy of dying by his own hand

Rancid little guy 

ill punch vicky and i dont CARE if it does nothing because he works out to cope, get a better fucking relationship dynamic, i will explode him with my mind and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final case he kept on him at all times simply titled This Jackass Really Fucked Up in the worst handwriting imaginable

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

my buddy will ENSURE theres a date given for when jean died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had no fucking clue about how anything worked ever

#i got possessed #and this was on my computer when i woke up #jean vicquemare #disco elysium #leitner rant #elysium! at the disco #shout out to my buddy who literally killed him <3 #i dont even hate him i really dont #i just. it was too funny a bit to pass up