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nestypewriter · 3 months

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[Villain Darling]: (sipping on their coffee while enjoying the quiet atmosphere)

[Yandere! Hero]: (Appears out of the bushes) Stop Right There Evil Doer! (Slaps the coffee out of your hand)

[Villain Darling]: What the f*ck! (You stood up)

[Yandere! Hero] It's time to pay for your crimes! (Points at you)

[Villain Darling]: CAN WE DO THIS TOMORROW?!

[Yandere! Hero]: I'm sorry what-?

[Villain Darling] it's literally my day-off!

[Yandere! Hero]: (Gets embarrass and put his hand on his neck) O-Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know!

[Villain Darling]: You just have to ruined my day (rolling your eyes)

[Yandere! Hero]: I-I'm really sorry! Here! I'll buy you a new fresh cup of coffee!

[Villain Darling]: Good! Make you sure you add a pastry there too!

[Yandere! Hero]: R-Right away! (Rushing off to a nearby cafe)

{The day ended with the villain enjoying their fresh cup of coffee with a pastry to eat, as the hero went back to the hero's headquarters to explain why he didn't capture the villain.}

#x reader #yandere drabble #yandere x reader #oc x reader #yandere #yandere oc x reader #yandere oc #yandere oc x you #yandere quotes #yandere dialogues

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hana-no-seiiki · 6 months

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BULLY! READER *in anger, completely non sexual*: MAN UP AND FUCK ME YOU COWARD!

YAN! RIVAL/NERD/LOSER: *unzip pants* I- I don’t have a condom is that alright?

BULLY! READER: Wait-

#the gender of both characters are up to your choice #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere quotes #yanderecore #yancore #yandere nerd

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sky-high-standards · 12 days

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Master list~

Requests will always be open and I am a Christian author so u may see little Christian quotes at the end and remember its my blog and plz keep your negative opinions to yourselves.

Yandere banished prince x reader

Yander emperor x reader

Yandere slave master x reader

Yandere fairytale reverse harem x reader

Yandere King x princess reader

Yandere king x queen reader

Yandere king x reader jealous one-shot

Modern day stories

Yandere millionaire x reader

Yandere model x designer reader

Yandere host x reader

Yandere daycare teacher x single parent reader

Yandere creature x mad scientist reader

Yandere Ex husband x reader

Yandere stepson x reader

Crazy confused Yandere x reader

Yandere backup friend x reader

Yandere time traveler x reader

Yandere hacker x reader

Yandere police officer x reader

Requested

Yandere cheater x reader

Yandere creature drabbles

Coming soon

Yandere fairytale reverse harem x reader part 2

Yandere ghost x reader

Yandere hybrid harem x reader

Yandere gold digger x CEO reader

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luvvbi7ez · 3 months

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"you don't know how much i love you" show me. declare your love for me in a way that would make everyone else flinch and turn their eyes away (in fear? in disgust?). i'll walk through the carnage and kiss you as the blood stains my shoes.

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yoru-no-seiiki · 6 months

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oh god- did tumblr delete my yan! himbo post?? NOOOOOOOOO-

have it again. but with tw/cws and on my alt

tw/cw : yandere, dubcon(foreplay)

YAN! HIMBO: C’mon bro. We’re just getting closer as friends. Bonding as bros. Increasing our affection platonically.

THEMBO! READER: *who is currently getting j*rked off / f*ngered by yan! himbo* Is this some straight/cishet thing I don’t understand?

#hns.txt💬#yandere #yandere fic #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yancore #tw yandere #yandere core #yandere blog #yandere concept #yandere imagine #yandere quotes

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h3ll0kittygf · 11 months

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kiame-sama · 8 months

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*Monster surprises Darling in battle*

Darling; fuck me!

Yandere Astarion; later, Darling. We're a bit busy right now.

#kiame-sama #yandere #yandere x reader #tw yandere #yandere quotes #incorrect yandere quotes

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midnightw4tch3r · 6 months

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I wish kidnapping you was legal, why wouldn't I want to be able to love you and take care of you?

It's okay. You'll learn to love me back darling.

#lovesick #possessive #ZIVEN #unhealthy obsession #yandere #yandere community #yandere quotes #yanderecore #obsessive yandere #yandere vent

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y4nd3r3gf · 7 months

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The things I would do for you, and you wouldn't even know it.

#obsessive yandere #yandere #yandere girl #bpd #irl yandere #yandere thoughts #bpd thoughts #hes mine #yandere gf #blog #unhealthy obsession #obsessive love disorder #obsessive thoughts #yandere obsession #yandere quotes #yandere community #yandere aesthetic #yanderecore #y4nd3r3gf

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sexiersecrets · 7 months

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Want him to be like this over me ⋆˙⟡♡

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fastandcute · 2 months

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A little reminder:

⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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yandere-toons · 1 year

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Someone: *says something rude about the reader*

Yandere: You talk a lot of shit for someone who's house is so flamable.

Characters that have this vibe:

Patrick Hockstetter

Kai (Ninjago)

Tom Lucitor

Bridgit Pike | Firefly

Iblis (Blue Exorcist)

Smaug

Matthew Patel

Deadpool | Wade Wilson

Godzilla

Hades (Hercules 1997)

Snotlout Jorgenson + His Monstrous Nightmare Hookfang

Ruffnut & Tuffnut Thorston

Zuko

Jesse Gemstone

Lili Zanotto

Red Son (Monkie Kid)

Eric Cartman

Mr Piranha

Vaas Montenegro

Coriolanus Snow

Lord Garmadon

Roger the Alien

Stewie Griffin

Negaduck | Jim Starling

Bender Bending Rodríguez

Rocket Raccoon

Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzo

Rin Okumura

Five Hargreeves

The Joker

Shelby Brothers

Rob (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Lili Zanotto

Judge Claude Frollo

Mushu

Daemon Targaryen

Joffrey "for someone whose head is so cuttable" Baratheon

Sheldon J. Plankton

Bowser

Emperor Zurg

Emperor Nefarious

Handsome Jack

Trevor Philips

Gremlins

Bakugou Katsuki (early on)

Dabi

Duncan (Total Drama)

Heather (Total Drama)

Honourable Mentions:

Gru + Minions, Vector (Despicable Me), Megamind (when he was villainous), Doctor Nefarious, Gyro Gearloose and Technical Boy would consider arson too lowbrow. In their tech-savvy minds, shrink rays, piranha guns, dehydration guns, atomisation, robot and clone armies and breaking every bone in the person's body all send the correct message.

"Why settle for a house?" wonders most iterations of the Doctor (Doctor Who). "Why not drop them on some desolate planet or in some hostile universe where they die over and over again?" Bill Cipher seconds this notion.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) would freeze the doors and ice the floors and windows, effectively creating a giant icebox as fires cannot stay burning in his presence.

Dark Helmet, Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux and Darth Vader would vaporise the person's house (and planet to boot) from space. If the person was off-world at the time, those who are Force or Schwartz users will proceed to Force-choke or laser the person even after they have lost everything.

Scar (The Lion King) would arrange an accident that is tragically and unavoidably fatal while Shenzi, Banzai and Ed would maul the person in full view of a crowd.

Gaz Membrane is constantly rude to anyone who dares to be her obsession, but if anyone else tries the same rudeness, they will pay. Zim and the two main Tallest also have shades of this.

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5 era): Look, another test subject for Uroboros has presented itself.

Urdnot Wrex, Grunt (Mass Effect 2) and Wolverine are not the burn-your-house-down types. It would be too easy for the person to learn nothing from the experience, such as how much they should be afraid of running their mouth to the wrong stranger in the future. These three will knock the person out before they even finish the sentence.

Yzma has exactly the right potion for this human flea, except that she adds an extra four or so steps to the plan.

Lord Hater invades the scoundrel's home planet with the support of Commander Peepers and his army of Watchdogs, or he may blast the world to smithereens with a laser.

Lord Dominator delights in crushing this pest's home world with her drill and making them watch every life on it come to an end.

Marvin the Martian said it best: "Be polite, or I'll vaporise you."

#Yandere #Yandere x You #Yandere x Reader #Yandere Imagines #Yandere Headcanons #Yandere Various #Yandere Quotes #Imagines #Gender Neutral Reader #Reader Insert #Fanfiction #Yandere Alien #Alien x Reader #Monster x Reader #Yandere Monster #I Named So Many Characters in This That I've Never Mentioned Before

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hana-no-seiiki · 7 months

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//im sorry but like himbo and boyloser pairing gives me all the happy hormones.

HIMBO! READER: *breathes*

YANDERE! BOYLOSER: I am yours to own. I have nothing but you. Use me as your toy. I am literally right here, living just for the sake of your pleasure(and happiness but mostly your carnal desires). Don’t care for attachments? That’s fine you can throw me away right after. Just don’t give me to someone else. I don’t want anyone else. I just want you. I need you. I love you. Please look at me.

HIMBO! READER: …bro.

#yandere boyloser #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yancore #yanderecore #yandere scenario #yandere quotes #yandere fluff

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sky-high-standards · 12 days

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Yandere police officer x reader

Yandere police man~ Who was your childhood friend and had known and loved you longer than any of your other friends.

Yandere police man~ Who vowed to protect you always and promised he'd always look after you.

Yandere police man~ Who never liked how you always made you friends so quickly but the thing that kept him sane was knowing that he knew more about you then they'd ever know.

Yandere police man~ Who became a police officer solely to truly be able to protect you from any sort of harm and would always stalk keep an eye on you while he was on patrol.

yes and keeping an eye on you totally includes watching you sleep and change from your window

Yandere police man~ Who is furious to find out you have a partner that isn't him and finally snaps.

Yandere police man~ Who uses his high position to frame your partner for a crime they didn't commit and gets them thrown in jail.

oh (partners name) did that I'm so sorry you have to go through this sweetheart how could they do such a thing :(

Yandere police man~ Who comes up like your knight in shining amour after your partner is in jail consoling you and comforting you.

I'm so sorry sweetheart but don't worry I'll always protect you and I'll do anything to keep it like that~

sry this is just a draft may delete it

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luvvbi7ez · 3 months

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i want to cut their eyes out so that they can never look at you again!!! they dont deserve to!!! what the hell have they done to earn your attention???

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ramdom-yandere-thoughts · 1 year

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*Heimdall and y/n arguing in the hall*

Y/N: You are so obnoxious! I am leaving with or without your approval !

Heimdall: As if you could leave this realm without me knowing ! I would never allow it !

#yandere ideas #yandere quotes #random yandere thoughts #gow ragnarok #heimdall #yandere gow #gow x reader #god of war x reader

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