#yes i simp for her

[the-crooked-library]

upon my rewatch of season 6 of BTVS I gotta be real here. say what you will abt Mayor Wilkins but he would NEVER have left his murder daughter to struggle alone with debts and a sister. he’d be like “sweetie you own real estate that people live in, why are you working a minimum wage job?.. come now I am going to teach you the most useful evil skill you’ll ever learn, it’s called Being a Landlord” and then pay all her bills and make her drink her milk bc calcium is important

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #BTVS season 6 #it would be So funny but also Buffy deserves to have HELP yknow #mayor Wilkins would probably try to set her up with spike also #spike is a simp from 1854 the mayor would be like ah yes finally a proper gentleman. have her home by 11 she has work in the morning #furthermore: ‘Dawn honey we can’t have you skipping school. education is an investment in your future #however if you do want to learn how to steal properly why don’t I take you to work with me today. we will be doing Fraud’

[cakemousse]

give your respects to her evilness queen toxinelle

edit: now with gif

#i will never stop simping for her #toxinelle #paris special #paris special spoilers #yes i changed my pfp and made a post about it cause i need people to look at her and respect her and simp for her and #miraculous ladybug

[renrenkaaa]

OctOberon Month day 1 - A Midsummer Night's Lie

#long story short yes thats my titania fanservant but long story short i dont ship her with him anymore #its a long story #octoberon month #fgo #oberon #fate #oberon vortigern #ren's oberon simping episode #renrenkaaa’s art #fate grand order #fanart #my art

[peppermintschnapps]

the staggering amount of x-men 97 viewers utterly trashing on rogue all over the internet because she fumbled gambit and hurt him...

rogue has constantly lived in a nightmare scenario that no human being has ever had to try and navigate (being unable to physically touch anyone) wowwww!!! how could she make the inexcusable mistake of latching onto the first instance of physical contact in another person, but then actually realizing the mistake she had made once she'd actually got to live that experience (that she has never ever had before)

lmao. what a horrible evil bitchhh bro!!!! something something. media literacy

#ya it was shitty of her but the ppl actively campaigning for her being 'unworthy' of gambit now... come on now. #x-men 97 #x men 97 #rogue #gambit #I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GAMBIT SIMP #i have been in love with him since the 90s & i want the world for him. yes #does this mean that we should crucify rogue for not knowing how to manage her power situation w her love life. no #did she fuck up? yes. #she is a character and she has demonstrated a flaw in judgement. she is not an irredeemable trash heap #why am i explaining this

[anonymouscheeses]

HEAR ME OUT!! VAGGIE IN A SUIT THING 😍

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #hazbin vaggie #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin #will likely flop becuz its not chaggie buuttt idc i love Vaggie smm 😭💜💜 #bruv. ik she is like kinda fem in hazbitch hoetel but like lets imagine when she goes somewhere formal with charlie she and her like to #switch between dresses and suits or etc. that is an excuse to draw vaggie in a suit thing but shhh this is self indulgent babes 🤪 #LESBIAN 😨 #GENUINELY SO IN LOVE WITH HER LOOK AT HERR YALLL. ANYONE ELSE A SIMP HELLO??? #where my vaggie stans at 😔🙏 #shes nervous cuz this is the first formal date she and charlie have had since WELL. before the early extermination was announced #I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW HER PONYTAIL BRO... I DREW FROM MEMÒRY FOR A BIT THEN GAVE UP THEN REDREW THEN DID LINEART AND REALIZED ITS SHITTY #also her bow changed colors becuz i like to think she has a collection of all types of bows to wear depending on her outfit 🥰 #vagina in a suit #yes ofc lucifer gave her it wdymmm 🙄 #idk what to tag so i started rambling 😭

[thejadecount]

2012 and Rise TMNT Crossover Masterpost

This is more just humor than rather what I feel like would actually happen, but—

Rise Donnie, rolling up to 12 Casey and 12 Donnie with a PowerPoint: Why You Should Just Date Each Other and Get Over April, A Presentation

12 Donnie and Casey would obviously get flustered, but Rise Donnie does not give a shit.

He’s like

“Consider the Following:

1) You’re both too good for her and you know that.

2) You two have more chemistry with each other than either of you have with April. It’s your classic Rivals-to-Lovers trope, must I say more?

3) She clearly has no romantic interest in either of you and is just leading both of you on at this point.

4) It would be really funny.

5) I fully believe you two would be a power couple strong enough to kill God and he is terrified of that so he made up this hetero love triangle bullshit to keep himself alive. And if there’s one thing I know, all of us Donnies would love to finally kill him. Probably Casey too.

6) Your couple name would be like Con or something and I think that’s very telling.

7) Your color scheme is Black and Purple, which we all know is a superior color scheme.

8) I can just keep listing reasons if you really want me too, I can do this all day—“

Eventually Rise Raph manages to pull Rise Donnie away leaving the two very flustered and questioning their sexualities.

Just another day of Rise Donnie causing chaos.

#meanwhile 12 April watches speechless #at the end Rise Donnie stares right into her soul #anyways #yes I am and will always be a 12 casey x donnie shipper #you know what would be funny? #if at the end Rise Donnie was like #‘and you know what? if you don’t ask Casey out I will’ #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #2012 donnie #2012 casey jones #donnie x casey #casey x donnie #yes I do ship them #Donnie’s simping over a girl that isn’t good enough for him is what’s keeping me from rewatching the series #is this a little bit of 2012 April hate? #maybe #but only the show the fandom writes her great in crossover fics #conatello #would that be their ship name? #casatello #consider this: their ship name would be con #tmnt crossover #crossover with 2012 tmnt #jonatello

[thisismycorneroftheinternet]

I'm unhealthily obsessed with Slay The Princess now, and lemme tell you, the crush I have with the big scary versions of the Princess is immeasurable. All I have to say is that if this 12ft tall lady

pummeled me to death with her fists and knees, I'd only say "Yes ma'am! Thank you very much, ma'am!" over and over again.

I mean, just look at her, the perfect woman.

#yes I'm simping #also the VA killed it in the game all of her voices are perfect #and the fact that she literally got the instruction to voice the Adversary/Eye Of The Needle as a ''Dommy Mommy'' is so perfectly funny #12ft tall dragon lady destroy me in all levels of existence I beg of you #slay the princess

[theplantbish]

Me, as I'm about to start playing coral island: I don't know who I'm going to marry in this game. Mark caught my attention right away but I want to get to know the characters better before I make my decision, maybe I'll like someone more than him :)

Me, three seconds into the game, running around the island: WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MARK? BRING ME MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!

#coral island #the way I'm simping for that man #to be fair he is like a video game version of my bf when it comes to looks and body type so it's no wonder i like him so much #but rafael is low-key stealing my attention by being an absolute adorable cutie #and Raj with his coffee hyper fixation like yeees babe tell me more about what kinds coffee grinder is the best *hearteyes* #but also the ladies!!! chaem is so mean to me and im like yes please do it more #Aaliyah is so freaking cute too I just need to get to know her better #aaaaaa and macy!!! shes so sweet omg and so cute #this game is a bisexuals nightmare how am i supposed to pick just one person to marry 😭

[riteofthorns]

our fiery friend!!

#my art #bg3 #Karlach #baldurs gate 3 #fan art #digital art #Karlach simping #she’s a little smaller than I wanted bc I realized far too late that my reference wasn’t as beefy as I thought #but I really wanted to draw her back and all the cool details hidden under her armor so ye

[ivefallenfor2andicantgetup]

Me when she when she when she when she when she

#shining nikki #lilith shining nikki #shining nikki lilith #sn Lilith #nikkiverse #love nikki #sn #styling game #yes i have a problem #She’s so pretty istg #I wanna BE her man #And be her girlfriend #but also not either of those #lilith simps let’s go

[jabberwocky1996]

Sarah Sherman having the mother of all glow-ups in Saturday Night Live Diet Coke sketch (49x06)

#my gifs #snledit #sarahshermanedit #sshermanedit #dailyfilmandtv #dailywomen #flawlessbeautyqueens #glamoroussource #ladiesofcinema #userladiesofcinema #usershelby #mikaeled #SNL #Saturday Night Live #49x06 #Sarah Sherman #yes i giffed this for her #fuck i'm a simp #hotandfunnywomen

[rhinexstone]

Cleveland booker is literally THE dream man

Cat lover/dad (who def spoils his baby), empath, has healthy masculinity, saves endangered species of his homeland, conservationist because he is literally one with nature, amazing personal style, revolutionary, tech savvy, a hottie with a body, emotionally intelligent, pretends to be closed off for about all of 5 minutes before he physically can’t stop hiding how much he just cares??

#star trek #cleveland booker #book Star Trek #Star Trek dsc #Star Trek discovery #Star Trek disco #he’s literally PERFECT FOR MICHAEL #And the fact that a Vulcan #YES Michael is Vulcan I will die for her #fell in love with an empath #UGH #perfection #book simp post #also I haven’t seen season four yet so if this changes don’t tell me

[realityisdulllonglivefiction]

just started watching Oh, My General! and can I just say

MA’AM

DROP HIS ASS

Oh my gods the ml is so unappealing and the the general is so hot ma’am please I’ll be your wife I’ll be your concubine you do not need to submit yourself to that I’ll submit myself to you instead for your considwration

#i would die for her #she’s so hot #and cool #ma’am let me stand on the side with the rest of your concubines and simp for you when you train #is it too much to ask for a woman who could put me on my ass in 5 seconds flat? #first episode I could tell she just wanted to domme a man so hard #she could tell me to jump and I’d be on the ground again before asking if that was the right height and if I should do it again #AGHHHHH #wlw post #wlw yearning #lgbt+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #bisexual #actually bisexual #oh my general #ye zhao #mulan retelling #mulan #tw swearing

[prettyboykatsuki]

i saw a taking saying you’re meant to hate makima and not like her and though that reveal of what she really was (control devil)/wanted (chainsaw man and only him) was meant to be a shocker and the obvious moment of “oh fuck her” it disregards the fact that she was very much meant to be a liked character. and even after that reveal and despite everyone hating her she’s still meant to be liked as a really prominent character. people still find her attractive even after the twist because she’s always been an attractive character. it’s like people on tiktok attempt at nuance and no one succeeds. it’s like that video of dj khalid on the basketball course fumbling around with the ball but it’s people on tiktok. (this obviously wasn’t the worst take compared to a lot of others)

along with that it’s sort of weird how there’s a sort of fixation on how you shouldn’t like makima at all in comparison to evil male characters, which for some reason are fine to like compared to makima. still liking makima is not equal to being fine with what she did to denji. i hope that tiny rant made sense it’s just a lot of people saying “you’re meant to do this” and them not knowing what’s really happening

anyways i want to suck on that woman’s tits so badly

also none of that is meant in a negative way at all it was just an observation i made and obviously not meant towards you :-)

cw ; mentions of grooming, trauma, poverty, HUGE CSM SPOILERS HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY.

i promised myself i would never write csm meta (mostly bc i dont think i have a good enough grasp on every element to give consolidated analysis on the series) but this ask reallllyyy resonated with me because makima is SUCH a fantastically written villain and i think that while everyone who hates her is mostly justified in said hatred because she is awful but it's like. never for the right reasons and never with any real nuance or genuine thought. makima is FANTASTICALLY written and we as the audience aren't meant to hate her because the story is told mostly from the perspective of denji.

to understand makima, you really have to understand denjis circumstance as a protagonist. denji is a character who's motivations are overly simplistic and that's because of his upbringing. not once in his life did he experience genuine love, especially not parental or motherly love. ontop of that he was in such deep shit and financial debt that he was destined for poverty. he was poor, hungry, and lonely. all main characters suffer from sort of tragedy but that tragedy is meant to feed into their motivations and trigger a particular action.

yuujis grandfather dying would translate into his integration into jujutsu society. the death of tanjiros family with only nezuko remaining would give tanjiro a reason to become a demon slayer.

"show me your dreams." is a very intentional line in the context of who denji is because at the start of the series he has none.

all in all when examining denji as a character - you'll first notice characteristics he lacks before you notice things about him. what can people say about denji other than calling him a horny teenage boy? denji is a character defined by poverty, both metaphorical and literal. his experiences have tainted his character so that he's relatively amoral without the guidance of aki later in the series. and he, in general, is a character who is strangely empty despite his yearning desire to live. who is denji really? what does he really want? he has no idea.

denjis lack of motivation and that sense of emptiness is also very directly written in the text in this panel. it's a huge issue that he has no internal motivation and that is due to his trauma.

and worst of all, denji despite his sexual urges or perceived sexual urges, is deeply innocent in many of his perceptions. fujimoto confirmed in an interview about a year or so prior that what denji sought from makima was motherly love. and that always throws people off because he clearly seems to want to sleep with her... right?

that's the thing though and that's what you have to understand about denji and makima. denji is naive. and makima, as a character, caught onto this fact early and made use of denjis utter naivety. that power imbalance between them where makima offers her body to denji in exchange for his obedience is like textbook grooming. much in the same that afo groomed shigaraki to become what he did, makima groomed denji for her own benefit.

and maybe you and me and the other people who are reading the story can recognize the multiple read flags that are very obvious about makima. the way she casually mentions making denji her dog for one, but also her clear lack of respect for his agency and strange possession. the way she dangles her attention over his head. all of these things, we as the viewers can see and understand. but this story is not about me and you, but about denji.

the way makima is potrayed is through denjis eyes is always exceptionally beautiful. denji views her with complete reverence and that's why saying she's meant to be disliked is absurd. because even to the bitterest end, where makima has effectively robbed denji of everything for her own completely selfish gain - denji admires her. he cares for her, in spite of himself and in spite of knowing how wrong it all is. he wants her approval and that is all in thanks to what makima was able to do in the time they spent together. the deep attachment that she had created to crush in the end. grooming, again.

this panel is one i often reference because its one of those scenes that shocking and a lot to see. but what i want to discuss is the framing because it's so relevant so intentional. the near holiness in which this deeply inappropriate action is framed. the light behind them like a halo, the hand in which makima guides him, their positions and the obvious line of the window frame that separates them.

makima makes it so that denji idolizes her. and for reasons denji can't wrap his head around, he does and always will. makima planned that.

i think there are plenty of reasons to hate makima but her villanous actions are without a doubt impressive and well-written to the point it's alarming.

but i think the biggest crime she commits is that she, not once in the entire series, saw denji for who he was. to me, the most painful thing to watch was that reality. to realize that she didn't care about denji in her own fucked up way either but that everything was a ploy and what denji experienced in spite. for denji to cannabilize makima in the end is an immensely powerful scene, and i do hope that much later in the series denji is able to reconcile with the abuse he suffered at her hands.

she is an utterly evil person. like truly what she did is inconceivable.

all that being said, i like her as a character. it's because i like evil women in the same way plenty of people like evil and fucked up men. and because makima is MEANT to be liked. that's the whole point. that's how she got control over denji and orchestrated the chain of events that was his happiness.

because makima was kind to him. because she was beautiful and graceful and nonchalant. because she appealed to the part of denji that yearned for admiration and praise and approval. the reason makima could commit such deep atrocities is because denji likes her. every single moment that we see her from denjis eyes potrays her as beautiful and unobtainable and she does everything in her power to make sure it stays that. so that she can give denji a reason to have her.

it's that from the very beginning. she is meant to be a very beautiful poison and i think pretending you're supposed to hate her from the beginning is stupid because that's not true. maybe you, as an adult with awareness, caught onto how awful she was and you disliked her for that. that's plausible for sure.

but she's always meant to be the thing that denji reveres and fujimoto makes the clear from the very moment she comes on screen. perhaps the most sincere we see her is in the first panel in which she hugs denji but not a minute after.

hate makima all you want. but to pretend that was the intent when really we as audience are meant to feel the extent of her betrayal along side denji is silly.

#return to sender #grooming cw #fang.csm #csm meta #csm spoilers #csm manga spoilers #i get annoyed when people get mad that people simp for makima. there are so many horrible men in manga #YES she is the worst character on her yes she is fucking awful. she's sexy what do you want me to say

[meloncalic]

murdocktober days 4-6

#markiplier #iswm murdock #yes i am a lil behind midterms are absolutely obliterating me this semester #have the stabby man #i am once again reminded how much of a simp i am for this loser /aff #ft a cameo from lenore bc i love her #caldoodles #cw smoking

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

nah but like

they're "seiros lapdogs" because they're fighting back against the people who attacked them completely unprovoked??? also because it so happens that thales is at garreg mach so they have to go there to reclaim the area to defeat him???

i just hate this because it's just perpetuating things about faerghus and its people that just aren't true. it frames it like they jumped into the war willingly for the church and that they're only here for the church. like nah buddy, it's not faerghus' fault you're out here fighting to protect thales and ludwig.

it also is batshit to me how he and leopold are fighting to stop faerghus from advancing but like... they know what's happening to the empire and that edelgard isn't even calling the shots anymore, yet they still stupidly fight for the very person who is literally razing their country and burning their villages. they know the empire is in shambles and that the kingdom isn't targeting them and is specifically aiming for gm to get it back from who? thales; who, mind, at this point is in his real form and not posing as arundel anymore. everything is laid out plainly, but they still act like faerghus is the bad guy.

but yeah, okay. faerghus BaD for defending themselves, fighting back, finding out who is behind all the puppeteering and heading to take him out. sure, that makes them seiros lapdogs. like what are you, an agarthan mouthpiece??? may as well be like yeah you go retreat and leave you agarthan lapdog. if they don't realize it's Someone Else in charge of course, then ludwig lapdog works fine too.

and it sucks because other than this shit, i like waldemar just fine as a character. it's just like, it feels like they forced someone to have to stick in that final faerghus BaD insult before the grand finale so they just randomly picked someone to remind us that faerghus is Always Wrong as long as they continue to fight back and prevent being attacked in the future.

waldemar here is just basically ag caspar. fighting and risking his life for thales, who is destroying the empire and basically holding the emperor hostage. if the writing here had any decent plot points, they would've all stopped and have been like hey wait, shouldn't we be fighting to get our emperor back? why are we stopping these guys from killing the people who are destroying this country?

and like, they literally went from siding with ludwig during the insurrection to siding with edelgard in this timeline to... jumping immediately back to ludwig as soon as he was at the top of the food chain (thales notwithstanding). as soon as the person in charge changes, they jump ship immediately; then of course get mad that the people they attacked are coming after them... and fighting them as they defend the very people who are letting adrestia become a literal, physical ruin.

it really just tells me that these people don't care about adrestia itself, but status, power and wealth. they don't care about the country itself as long as they're doing well. that's like, the only thing i can get from still fighting with/for ludwig/thales. the fact that they just fight for ludwig again as soon as edelgard is out of commission is also pretty gross to me. they have no loyalty at all.

and it's like, i want to like waldermar and leopold, but they come across as just selfish, entitled and only there for their own asses to be covered. and i get that - that is a realistic take on politicians, but the fact that the game regularly loops back around to faerghus BaD despite that and despite portraying these people as opportunistically selfish is like... what are they even trying to write??

#DCB Three Hopes Run #ah yes. the hours i wait for to post this stuff. #it's like whenever i finally find an adrestian character i like they have them spew some bs like this #or in ferdie's case i loved him and hopes made him another edelgard simp instead of like #the one person around her who contested her views and BLATANTLY OUTRIGHT told her "you're wrong'' #but ofc yes edelgardwash him bc that's too extreme in a fodlan game #and in this case with waldemar it's not EVEN edelgard. it's just ''faerghus evil for trying to retake gm'' #''we attacked gm and won so it's OURS now the ppl who lived there first don't matter anymore'' #''what do you mean it's being held by a threat to all of us? no such thing only you are a threat'' #literally like they either killed off the adrestians offscreen or made them stupid as fuck just to have you #fight named characters. like if leopold KNOWS all of this then why is he STILL fighting and acting like it's for adrestia #when his actions in that moment were actively HARMING adrestia? #but yet somehow it like I said loops back to faerghus bad... but yet the writing in general #does portray faerghus as doing the right thing... and then has other characters insist they're bad #and so much so like they're purposely shoving it in your face TO believe it #it's like saying someone helped save a village from destruction and protected all the children in a safe shelter #but a bunch of characters say those ppl are evil and it keeps pressing and pushing that statement OVER and over #like rly what are you trying to write with this? i love ag but the last few chapters are just like #wow how dare you try to kill ludwig the one true future of adrestia who is being puppeteered by thales. like. okay.