#you are fucking lunatics and I like it

[ibelieveinheadcanon]

Reasons to love the Omfd Fandom

No. 394

#ofmd #david jenkins #you are fucking lunatics and I like it #long live ofmd #our flag means death #pirate daddy #our flag means us #our flag means love #absolute legend

[welcometogrouchland]

No offense but I want Hunter to brag about him and willow next episode I don't care how out of character it is.

I want Eda to exorcise Belos out of puppet!Raine's body and for Hunter to stand over the shambling, melting corpse of the man who abused him and scream "you think you could hurt me? You think you could keep me down? Kill me? WELL YOU CAN'T. AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT AFTER I AROSE FROM THE GRAVE, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE HELD HANDS FOR 3 WHOLE SECONDS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 3! YOU TRIED TO LEAVE MY BODY RIDDLED WITH SCARS??? JOKES ON YOU! SHE THINKS THAT'S HOT!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, "UNCLE"???!!!!!" With Zeno doing his best unhinged hunter voice as Caleb fucking Fortnite dances in the background and Belos thrashes about in pain at the mention of premarital hand holding

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #huntlow #hi this is the stupidest thing I've ever said and I'm cackling at the mental image of it #it's the fucking filthy frank vs bane meme. ''i killed you and i will kill you again caleb'' ''gotta go through my girlfriend first'' #btw him and willow aren't together yet. like they discussed it briefly while wandering the collectors the halls #and decided not to get together until the apocalypse is over and they're both really happy with that #but hunter asked her if they could instill a gloating clause in this unofficial contract and she said ''oh absolutely. obviously''

[thingsarentgreat]

I don't know how to tell you that you should care about other people.

I keep reflecting to determine if there's something more within me that's causing me to still feel so incredibly sick by it all. Really trying to expose the raw roots of the feeling to see if it stems from some kind of selfishness. And I suppose it does. But to reduce it to just that would also be lying, because it's a combination of poisons down in that soil. It's betrayal and a feeling of isolation amongst a group I thought I once knew, and then that selfish and bitter root grows in like a weed. I can only quietly observe to myself: "ah. this is where the radicalization and rampant nationalism come from. this is why I see it flowering in my family."

It's because I feel my trust breaking all over again each time I forget about it and try to go on with my business. I remember that I still can't mourn publicly without someone educating me on why obviously if I'm mourning, I must have Insert Political Alignment Here. I remember the utter silence and the downright celebration of more civilian deaths because "oh, fuckin Yaya or whatever deserved it after what Israel does."

For the record, Yaya-Or-Whatever didn't deserve it, and I still remember the lead dropping into my stomach upon hearing that from a friend. No one deserves it. No one ever deserves it.

I don't know how to tell you that you should care about other people.

Maybe that's a quote leftists recognize, but I realize now that few of them actually stick to it across the board. And I'm admittedly selfish, because I hoped that leftists could at least have a moment to care about my people suffering too before getting back to helping the people who currently need the most help. But instead we got "Yaya-Or-Whatever Deserved It." And I've been laying here for months watching everyone on the left just go back to the usual armchair activism as if they didn't just fucking say that, and when I do bring it up, suddenly I'm the problem for pointing out that it was fucked up.

You won't erase it, fyi. We saw you say it. Some of you said it with your full fucking chest. You were callous and let the antisemites into the bar by openly celebrating Jewish death. Then you pretended we were talking about Palestine when we pointed out your antisemitic actions. You know that's not what we were even pointing to as an example. But it's very convenient for you to pretend we don't know the difference, isn't it?

I don't know. It's just a reminder that most of you are actually all talk and virtue signals. There's no actual substance behind your ideals, you're just adhering to the party line, same as conservatives do. I guess I was naive to think otherwise. It's disingenuous for you to wonder why people leave the leftist movement as a whole and "suddenly" flip sides. You know why, and it's reasons like this - you're just covering it up and pretending it's a totally different, more convenient reason.

Tldr; you're hypocrite ass leftists and fuck you. You should be ashamed of how you acted.

#antisemitism #october 7 2023 #israel #mandatory disclaimer on the Cant Read Website that: #1) i dont condone israel's harsh response but also why the fuck do i have to even say this #2) actually you know what fuck this im tired of talking to you and justifying why i should be allowed to also exist #making me jump through hoops like your jewish street monkey #stop fucking excusing the death of civilians #civilian death is civilian death. full fucking stop. #neither Yaya-Or-Whatever or Muhammad-Or-Whatever deserve that. #you fucking lunatics. #things' stuff #basically a journal entry

[spaciebabie]

it never occurred ta me that the "you're going 2 brazil" meme was a reference ta something i just thought we all collectively sat down as humans and thought, "what would be the the funniest place ta haul some poor fuck ta" and all looked and pointed at brazil and said, "yes, that one"

#I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST. #THE INTERNET BEING RANDOM #JUST CHOOSING SOME RANDOM COUNTRY TA RIFF ON FOR NO REASON AKJSDKAJSDKAJDAKSJD #ITS A REFERENCE??? I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE IVE KNOWN THIS INFORMATION #spacie spoinks #ive been thinking abt making this post for weeks and keep forgetting skdjfskjdfsdfj #in the meeting room like ''you're going 2 zimbabwe? no no that doesnt sound funny enough...'' #''ireland? no...nigeria? no....italy?? no no no...none of these fit right....'' #i mean. ta the memes credit i laugh like a lunatic whenever someone says ''YOU'RE GOING 2 BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' so #i laughed while i was typing that sjkdjskksdks #im very easily humored. we all know this. #you could jingle keys in my face and id probably laugh abt it #fellow giggle fucks rise up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linusbenjamin]

Person of Interest | 3.03 'Lady Killer'

#person of interest #poiedit #tvedit #poi spoilers #sameen shaw #john reese #nikolatexla #this episode was wild! #guys so what's up with jim caviezel?? so i followed him a while ago on insta and i wasn't satisfied with what i saw so i unfollowed him #i believe he's a pretty devout person. also a trump supporter 🥴️ ofc im not hating the character he portrayed bc of that #also a bunch of people in tags called him shit and jerk so i wanna talk about it. was he rude on set or is this just about his personality? #titc enlightened me about this thank you. so basically like every religious zealots this guy is an absolute lunatic. #i have dozens of them in my country too. 'the president is the new moses' oh go fuck yourself pls

[denaphoenix]

Not a book seller.

A story in pictures.

In season one, Crowley seems really certain that he does not look like someone who runs a bookshop.

And even in the beginning of season 2, he is incredibly opposed to the idea of selling books.

But all it takes...

...is Aziraphale annexing "their car". And suddenly...

...he at least threatens to sell them.

Notice the "we"? Something has changed. But in the end...

...Crowley is still not a bookseller.

#yes they're for sale #no you can't have them #no books to the gentry #good omens #go2 spoilers #crowely #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #we horde misprinted bibles like lunatics #fuck your heartstrings #and also... fuck MY heartstrings! #I mean... nothing lasts forever? #NOTHING lasts forever???!?!? #Fuck nothing lasts forever. #You can't leave the bookshop. #Somebody needs to at LEAST teach muriel the basics. #because we don't sell books in this house #not a one.

[legstheoctomobster]

Just binged most of Sweet Tooth Season 2

#sweet tooth netflix #mainly for adi because why not #he’s going fuckin nuts and im for it #im happy that the egg thingy was a fake out bc holy shit they couldn’t have pulled that off #rani I’m sorry your married to a fucking lunatic #I’m hoping they stick mostly to the comics bc if you read it you know adi goes off the fuckin deep end #go live your life girlboss #also I’m glad they sorta redeemed Rani #I’m here for this insane shitshow #i remember youuu #edit: how is this getting so many likes and reblogs wowwie (/pos)

[slime-crafters]

Honestly love when video games use it/its for the player character

#video games #gaming #was playing the old world blues new vegas add-on and being called an it in the game goes hard ngl!!! #or in the end poem where we are an it? also goes extremely hard #it's the refusal for non-humans to partake in human gender for me that adds something interesting #because to the think tank they don't fucking care about the courier's gender they only care about the function of its body #they fundamentally don't respect human autonomy. they fucking kidnapped you and STOLE YOUR BODY PARTS AND SEWED YOU UP #so it make character sense for them to diminutively call you an it #and to the other humans who at least care about adherence to human societal constructs i revert to a him again #it's like how in skyrim serana was an it to isran and THEN she became a she to him #he fundamentally did NOT see personhood in vampires until serana proved him wrong #was isran a dick? yes. he's a fucking lunatic about vampires (derogatory). but that's his character #and it makes narrative sense for him to have called her an it

[thesorrowoflizards]

listen the mastermind job has flaws but i kind of. love it?

#yes his ability to make people magically fall asleep--alphas theory aside--was ridiculous #but my god. there's both some really funny moments #and genuinely good emotional beats #the whole thing about sophie not being in the book #and honestly i just really like the character of the fake mastermind guy hes so funny. scrungly. #and the whole insight into nate being the only one to appreciate the accountants at IYS #and this guy being like 'he was so supportive! and kind!' and they'r elike #'NATE? NATE FORD? WHO TALKS TO YOU LIKE YOURE DUMB?' #'always there with a nice pep talk....' #'HIS PEP TALKS LITERALLY MAKE PEOPLE CRY YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!!' #and how he's genuinely so earnestly like 'no let that guy go! threaten me all you like but don't hurt him!' #and everything about harry being kidnapped #getting the goons to fucking unionize basically lkgjfgkhjgh #and nate being so proud of them.... #there's so much going on that is excellent #i get why it gets back flack for really being a highlight of a persistent problem in l:redemption (ie the sillier tone #/stretchier reality/more librarians-esque shenanigans versus more grounded og leverage) but like. i genuinely really like this episode lfkg #i love this silly little character i love the crews interactions etc #im only halfway through my rewatch so i may have forgotten something #gertspeak #leverage redemption #leverage #'i make lists. groceries mostly.' - harry the funniest lawyer alive

[short-and-ugly]

ooh u wanna tell me about your little guys so bad oohhh (doesn’t know anything about them)

SSSNIFFF...,,,. hrrugh. eeuaohghg. pjinky........ pinky hhhhgnr. theyre in LOF.... whe

im a sucker for romance and a bigger sucker for TRAGEDY and its HITTING me now its fucking HITTING me

gummy (pronounced goo-me. very important) is an irken that has never stepped foot on irk. he doesnt know anything about his own species other than things that hes heard from secondary sources. ruthless savages and lazy pigs that want nothing than to kill and conquer every single planet in the galaxy. and these sources arent wrong! irkens really are Just Like that

gummy wasnt raised by the empire. he never meets any irkens until later on in his life. hes so far away from any irken territory that it was basically impossible for him to meet any, up until recently/in the future.

he was found eating some gourds and other plants in the backyard of a random retired alien. retired alien who completely accidentally raised him into a mini-grump, even teaching him to speak and read, imparting knowledge on the tiny little irken pest, for a total of five months-ish before his landlord came in and found out he was providing an irken with refuge, and caused gummys sorta-parental-figure to kick gummy out and ultimately end up dying because of him.

all because that alien showed some mercy to an irken. pity? i dunno what goes on in grumps mind hes a complete enigma to me. all i know is that hes an ass and him dying wasnt any grand act of self-sacrifice, only an inevitability.

but gummy still sees it as sacrifice, years later.

he hates irkens.

he holds on to that view when he meets bink! his second guardian-of-sorts. kinda. shes a teenager still at this point but gummy is also like the irken equivalent of ten so it works out.

he was living rugged for a bit. without grumps, he had no steady roof to live under. stealing bits and bobs and food to carry him along, until he stole from the wrong person and ended up a captive to binks crew. space pirates.... i love space.

but wait! theres more!

gummy had a map. one he kept from grumps! he lies and says that its a treasure map, and that the place marked on it holds riches beyond any of the pirates wildest imaginations!

he doesnt know if it actually does, or not. hes never been, and grumps had gummy leave before telling him anything about it.

bink reveals herself as the ship's captain and chooses to take gummy's word as truth. hes still a captive, and if this results in a wild goose chase, she and her crew get to punish him as they please.

when the marked location ends up having nothing for them, the crew get angry. this irken lied to them! they should throw him out in deep space and watch his body implode!

bink. comes from a species that had their planet conquered by the irken empire, under miyuki's ruling. she hates irkens. dedicates herself to ruining the lives of as many irkens as she can. she holds that dedication one step below keeping herself and her crew alive. she believes that no irken is capable of good. no irken deserves to live, if she has any say in it.

she has every reason to follow through with her threats, to take her crews advice and let him die painfully.

she doesnt kill him.

she lets him live. forces him to become a crew member. not a respected one! hes like the towel boy of space pirates. worse than an irken drone -- and those have literally nothing.

eventually, he gains... somewhat of a place, with her and the rest of the crew. they start recognizing him as a person. it helps that hes grown up quite a decent bit.

bink even starts to enjoy having him around. his position was meant to be something to be hated, a power she could hold over him -- but he wormed his way into her heart. a terrible thing.

something happens. something big.

bink gets hurt, half of the crew wiped out.

and its gummys fault. proving what bink, and what everyone else thinks about irkens, to be true.

they have no good in them. not a single bit.

gummy is forced into a bad position. there is no place for him in this universe, and he isnt taking his chances with the irken empire -- most hated enemy by literally everyone that's ever heard of them -- so he takes his chances in other places.

space clowns. are an entirely separate ordeal that i wont explain fully here but basically its like a cult where you lose all your sense of self. if youre a space clown you are no longer an individual. youre expected to do everything for the cause. mayhem and mischief and suffering and mania everywhere.

gummy didnt really understand the whole loss-of-self part of space clownism... his personality is a bit too strong for it to be completely erased like that. but his time as a clown still has some of his most miserable moments!

he hates irkens more than ever, but more than that, he just really hates himself.

he wasnt raised irken, but he still ended up becoming one.

the only one that breaks him out of it is another irken, years later.

they taught him to be better. taught him how to show the kindness that hed forgotten, taught him how to fall in love -- and even they still end up dead.

it was a completely avoidable death. they didnt tell him how to save them. they didnt want saving.

they hated irkens too.

i already have every major point of gummys story fleshed out..., the only conclusive sorta ending i have in mind is him reconciling with and hugging bink. thats it. shes an old coot now. her species doesnt last as long as his does. shes going to die too, eventually. everyone just fucking leaves him man and i made it that way. this is awful. i love it. i should create more people for him to befriend and lose. its a beautiful horrible cycle.

#gerrnswers #oc nonsense #gerald stop ranting and raving you look like a lunatic #I STRARTTED CRYING. DAMMIT #the ''they hated irkens too'' got to me because i know what it means #i mean if youre good at reading all of this shit you might also know what it means but. still. damn. dammit. fuck.

[welcometogrouchland]

Stephanie Brown and Dick Grayson: I Am Going To Be A Good Parent To Pass On The Good Parts Of My Tumultuous Childhood/Give Someone Else What I Didn't Have Growing Up

Vs

Damian Wayne and Cassandra Cain: You Could Not Pay Me To Be A Parent For Fear I Would Continue The Cycle Of Violence

#dc comics #stephanie brown #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #ramblings of a lunatic #don't ask me about tim jason or duke idk what's going on there #Tim can't even make it to college unimpeded his ass is NOT entering fatherhood #you could do something really interesting with Jason as a father but it'd either have to go hard into the 'jason healing' route- #-or the complete opposite direction and go full on 'repeating the cycle of violence' fucked up #and either way it's gonna be divisive #i recently found out (bc i skipped batman and the outsiders) that duke's dad is some kind of immortal entity???? what in the fresh hell #I'm not saying it can't be cool I'm saying I'm. so goddman surprised it's never brought up by ANYONE #i know duke doesn't get his flowers in fandom but SERIOUSLY. WHAT? #ngl i can't say for sure that i don't like it bc i haven't seen the execution but. instinctually i prefer his og backstory #it just felt more grounded and linked to his setting? his whole thing is being the light and pushing batmans message further- #which is already hard for some writers to work w bc depending on interpretation that's the territory of like. 5 other guys in batfam #but duke does it in his own way with the whole working the dayshift angle. idk am i the only one hung up on the eldritch daddy thing? #bc i simply can't imagine the thought process behind that #anyway I've been thinking about the bit in robin 2021 where damian says he's never having kids. he's so real for that #he loves both his parents deeply and that series made that clear but MAN he is not passing on all this mental illness to anyone #and then i thought about how badly steph wanted to be a mom even as a teenager despite her own shitty parents #how she wanted to give someone else more than she had growing up (HOPE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A THEME FOR STEPH LISTEN TO ME) #and she ultimately gave her kid up bc she knew she couldn't give that to them at the time #oouughhhh. then i just figured that dick and cass are roughly the same in their estimation of parenthood #cass had a horrifically abusive upbringing and insanely isolated life til recent- #-all of which was due to/contributed by the parental figures in her life minus maybe barbara #i think I'd love to watch cass act as a mentor (she was a bit of a peer mentor to Steph and got along well w maps in Batgirls) #but it's hard to picture her as maternal. big sister yes. mother no. #dick is soooo dad shaped it's unreal. just as much as he is brother shaped. especially after everything with damian

[general-sleepy]

He turned as to go,—then stopped. ‘There’s another thing,—I believe you’re a specialist on questions of ancient superstitions and extinct religions.’

This is some of the worst writing I have ever encountered. Marvelous.

#the beetle #the beetle weekly #“by the way aren't you an expert in this incredibly specific and plot-relevant thing that's never even been hinted at?” #also combining em-dashes and commas like a fucking lunatic #i hate it #it's amazing

[gummydummy19]

SPIT ON YOUR HAND AND STROKE MY COCK AT A MEDIUM PACEEEEE 🎵

PLAY WITH MY BAAALLSS AND TELL ME HOW BIG THEY AAREEE 🎶

#please someone tell me you know what song im talking about #i have that song stuck in my head #now Im just walking around humming it #because I can’t fucking sing it without sounding like a creepy lunatic #also no I don’t have a cock or balls #its just a catchy song

[dumb-droid]

Gay people can’t flirt normally, it’s always gotta be some shit like this

#stab me #I’d come to your restaurant #I’m not gonna mention you wear fine things well because that was smooth af #co captains #you’re a fucking lunatic and I like it #blackbonnet #taika waititi #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #rhys darby

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Poor Yuuta 😆

What's he gonna do when someone tells him Todo punched His Boy™️ through a wall

And really, what's with every person ripping of their shirt or being shirtless while fighting Megumi. Sukuna is the worst offender of course, and their's also Todo, even Mahoraga didn't have a shirt. We're obviously excluding Toji.

Also, being offended at a low bounty is so Sukuna 🤣 That entire post was hilarious, especially the tags.

The other second years decide that they need to shield Yuuta from the knowledge that this ever happened because if he did he’d kill todo and then feel bad about killing him and it’s just be enormously inconvenient to maki specifically who would have to hear about it.

They also decide that this is immediately a mission doomed for failure because Inumaki’s a spineless simp who will absolutely spill the beans to his boy (his boy being Yuuta).

So they tell Todo that if he values his life (doubtful—maki has sincere doubts as to its value and feels even todo must know that) he’ll find a border and get over it because Yuuta will break his fucking spine if he finds out someone beat the shit out of Megumi specifically as a way to goad Yuuta himself. Fuck around, find out. Yuuta’s not letting anyone use megumi against him and he’s willing to make an example to ensure future safety.

Sukuna feels the Zenin were on point with the brat’s valuation (if not too generous) but he’s in here too and he’s a fucking gold standard of targets. What the fuck why is the bounty so low. He’s the king of curses and he’s getting the valuation of an idiot high schooler with a crush. There’s no respect nowadays.

Yuuji has to hear a lot about how the price on his head is not good enough for Sukuna.

#sukuna at three am the night before a mission: i am nightmare incarnate they could BANKRUPT themselves to kill me and it would not be enough #what the fuck is wrong with sorcerers these days. brat you want to fix the in-law problem and you let me out on the Zenin compound. ten #minutes. they’ll see who’s worth a mere /800000 yen/. fucking unprofessional is what it is. #yuuji is somewhat tempted he cannot lie #the Zenin stress his boyfriend out a lot okay #he sees how much they can get to him. and also like. he doesn’t know the details. but he can read between the lines enough to know they’ve #hurt him. how bad WOULD it be to let Sukuna raze a few buildings to the ground #yuuji has a very pretty boyfriend who will let him /hold his hand/ and /kiss him/ and legitimately life could not be better were it not for #the active attempts on his life. those. those are a downer. #very pretty boyfriend. who’s smarter than him. can summon dogs at will. literally the gold standard cannot imagine how lucky he is but there #HAS to be a fly in the ointment and it HAS to be his lunatic family #the thing is yuuji overwhelmingly feels murder is wrong EXCEPT when you trigger him in which case he’ll kill you with his bare hands #re: mahito #and like. he’s getting there with the Zenin. he’s getting there. #the issue is that makis a fucking vault and Yuuta this impossibly beautiful and perfect son of a bitch in Africa who they’ve never met so #they can’t interrogate him. and inumaki is. challenging. to interrogate #pandas the fucking weak link tho and nobara and yuuji have figured out that the Zenin did something seriously fucked not too long ago #they don’t want to invade Megumi’s privacy but he’s Their Boy and they’ll cut bitches over him #yuuji shares a wall with megumi and sometimes it’s really obviously he had a bad nightmare he won’t talk about #but he will tell him when it wasn’t about sukuna ripping out Yuuji’s heart so he won’t feel guilty #and eventually yuuji just sort of pieced it together that it was about the Zenin #not to be dramatic but Yuuji and nobara will kill people for megumi #why does OKKOTSU YUUTA get to know about their boy but not YUUJI who’s LITERALLY DATING HIM #panda: well Yuuta was right in the middle of everything what with how he— *horrified silence* I’ve said too much #todos no help because he also thinks Yuuta is an impossibly beautiful and perfect bastard and it does not help yuujis morale #he’s on yuujis side of course #but if there is anyone who COULD come even close to his brother who is the sparkling pinnacle of existence it would be Okkotsu Yuuta #no one can tell if todos in love with Yuuta #like obviously his heart and soul belong to takada but it gets hella gay sometimes when he talks about Yuuta #he doesn’t know what this assless boy has done to bewitch such beautiful men and it torments him

[slusheeduck]

I don't know that anything hits quite as hard as people saying they like your OC/Canon ship together

#I've said before that I'm not much of a shipper #And usually when I do write shippy stuff it's canon couples #Or you know vicious pining when it can never happen because that always gets me going #So OC/Canon is like hardcore uncharted territory for me and it just 'gets me right in the feels' as the Millennials say #Anyway I'm having fun with my blorbos #I went in like 'goddammit I want them to LIKE each other beyond when they kiss' and I think it's working #And getting to balance which one's the straight man (well) in a scene and which one's the fucking unhinged lunatic #It's fun! I'm having fun!