#you made cookies!

[dearanpo]

wpuld you like to go on a picnic and eat the cookies

i would like to go on a picnic in the autumn and bring soup and cookies and warm bread and draw red dragons

#you made cookies! #i did too #our cookies #🐈‍⬛

[lurrlonde]

my favourite look

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate #astarion #astarion bg3 #myart #its giving 'i made you a cookie but i eated it'

[cheese-water]

he is the only funny person on the damn app

#charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #twitter #look who made me laugh out loud again… #OKAY LOOK for as long as it takes tumblr to discover the enigma that is Charlie Slimecicle #I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda #THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES #If it takes me scrolling through twitter everyday to do it the so be it #We all have to make sacrifices lmao #but thank you fellow slime enjoyers for spreading my message previously #it’s really sweet seeing the collective enjoyment over slimecicle on my post of all things #<3 #quackity #qsmp #juanaflippa

[factual-fantasy]

So I finally got around to that "inevitable angst" I was talking about XDD

Silly Octo, you should have given your wound ample time to heal! Now look at you, struck down and in critical condition. And look at that! You made your best friend cry. All because you couldn't accept the fact that you were weaker than the rest of your crew and needed extra time to recover. Silly goose! 🦆 🦆

#Do not tag as ship! #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run ocs #my ocs #tsk tsk tsk #shouldn't have lied about your injury octoooo #now you're much worse off and 10 times more vulnerable than you were before! ❤ #And your whole crew knows it now. How embarassing! #Also you made Seafoam cry #criminal >:(

[angel5ofp0rn]

Young!Price x f!younger!reader

where u and ExHusband!Price first meet 🤭

TW (?) age gap. legal (21&30-something), but still an age gap

got a lil lazy at the end; just a dash of secks

“Jus’ one more.” You giggle to your friends, making your way through the crowd and over to the bar.

Another one more.

The bartender shakes his head when you approach.

For the fourth time.

“What’ll it be this time, kid?”

“Dunno,” You shrug animatedly. You giggle again, your cheeks warm from the alcohol. “How about…”

You turn to one of the men sitting at the bar.

“What’re you drinking?” You point a manicured finger at a tall, balaclava-wearing man with dark eyes.

He glances towards you for just a moment before looking straight ahead again, mumbling a “whiskey” under his breath.

“Eww.” You scrunch your nose. “No, not that.”

You lean over a bit, hands on the bar, looking past the scary masked man and to the man next to him.

The… gorgeous, blue eyed, clean shaven man next to him.

“What’re- whoa.” Your eyes widen for a moment. “You’re, like… whoa.”

The man exhales a small, slightly amused chortle.

“Would you, like, ‘scuse us?” You ask the scarier man.

He stares you down for a moment.

You blink, waiting for him to move.

“F’r fuck’s sake…” The big guy grumbles, standing up from the barstool and disappearing somewhere in the bar.

You happily hop onto the stool once he’s gone.

You extend your arm to the gorgeous man, your tipsiness making you more fearless than usual.

“Hi. It’s m’birthday.”

“Is it, now?” His smooth, English voice drawls out as he shakes your hand.

“Mhm!” You nod, your grin growing.

The man nods, seemingly amused with your young, drunk self.

“Are you, like, an army guy or something?” You ask, glancing up and down at him in his fatigues.

He snorts.

“I am an army guy or something.” He confirms. “John Price.”

“John Price…” You tilt your head to the side, your long hair falling over your exposed shoulder in that tiny going out top you decided to wear.

“Price is cute. Y/N Price sounds good, right?” You ask aloud, not really to anyone in particular.

“Already planning on taking my last name, are you?” He raises his eyebrows at you, entertained by all of this.

Women come up to him all the time. Can’t really go anywhere without a few flirting with him, batting their eyelashes, playing coy about how badly they want to fuck a man in uniform.

But they’re never this bold.

Usually not this young, either.

You’re a good ten years younger than him, at least; the hell do you want with him?

“Y’know,” You continue, ignoring his question. “You have the prettiest blue eyes I’ve ever seen.”

He smirks.

“Y/N!” Your girl friend calls out, waving you over to her from across the room. “Let’s go dance!”

“Oh!” You grab John’s bicep. “I love dancing. Come dance with us!”

John shakes his head, dismissing the idea.

“Don’t dance.” He takes a swig of his beer. “But, eh… Kyle here-“ He pats the shoulder of another, younger, man on the right side of him. “-Kyle likes to dance. Don’t ya, Gaz?”

“I don’ wanna dance with him.” You shake your head with a frown.

“He’s a handsome young lad.” John continues talking up his buddy as if he’s a car salesman trying to sell you the Buick. “Why don’t you-“

You cut him off, rolling your eyes as if that was the dumbest suggestion you’ve ever heard.

“What’f I dance with Kyle and he r’lly likes me?” You slur a bit.

Kyle grins.

John snorts.

“Then he likes ya.”

“No!” You groan.

Drunken you really resembles a fussy toddler.

“I don’ want Kyle’s babies, I want your babies.”

John laughs.

Kyle chokes on his drink.

“You wanna have my babies, eh?”

“Uh-huh.” You nod confidently. “I wan’ a hundred blue-eyed babies tha’ look Just. Like. You.” You poke his chest in synch with the last three words.

John raises his eyebrow at that, taking another sip of his beer.

Your friends pull you to the dance floor by your arm.

You stumble off with them, looking back at John Price and what’s-his-name.

The men don't even glance back at you once you're gone.

They just laugh it off and continue chatting.

But you? You're not giving up that easily.

You let yourself be distracted for a while; dancing, shots, bathroom selfies, whatever.

But when you see John standing up from the bar, slapping some cash down for the bartender and heading towards the exit; you follow.

"John!" You grin, arms outstretched for a hug once you meet him in the parking lot.

"Christ, you're persistent, aren't ya?" John rubs his hand over his jaw.

Your arms hook around his neck, stumbling into him. He places his hands on your waist, steadying you so you don't completely fall.

“Can’t help it,” you sigh. “I go after what I want.”

You tilt your head back to see those crystal blues that made you talk to him in the first place.

John takes a step back, gently disentangling himself from your embrace. His expression is a mix of amusement and something else…

Perhaps a hint of concern.

That’s fair; you’ve just drunkenly followed a strange man outside at night.

"You're a bit too young for me, sweetheart," he says softly. "I think you should go back inside and enjoy the rest of your birthday with your friends."

"But I like you," you protest, your arms crossing over your chest.

He sighs, a faint smile playing at the corners of his lips. "I appreciate the sentiment, love, but it's best if you forget about me. I'm not the right guy for ya."

Your lower lip juts out. A proper pout.

“Ah, c’mon. Don’t give me that.” John chortles, crossing his own arms over his chest now. “Look, this isn’t what you want. Tomorrow mornin’… you’re gonna wake up without a single thought of me in your pretty li’l head.”

“You think I’m pretty?” You ask, missing the point completely.

John looks as if he could laugh, but he doesn’t.

“I do.” John nods curtly. “I think you’re fuckin’ beautiful… but you’ve had too much to drink, haven’t you? Why don’t you let me get you an Uber, at least. Make sure ya get some safe ‘n sound.”

You reluctantly accept his offer, standing by his side as the two of you wait for your rides.

Ride.

Because you might as well share one, right?

And once you get to your place, he might as well walk you up.

You’d just be plain rude if you didn’t invite him in; he’d be a jerk if he didn’t accept the invitation.

Sure, he’ll help you remove your heels, but then he really should get going.

But then your hand touches his face when his head is near your knees.

He looks up. You rub your thumb over his jaw.

“Look-“

“‘m jus’ looking at you.”

He really, really should get going.

“Stay with me.” You beg.

“I can’t stay with you, love. I’ve gotta go now.”

He pulls the covers over you, brushes the hair away from your face, he has you text your friends to let them know you’re okay, and he’s gone…

…until the next morning, when he knocks on your door bright and early because, wouldn’t you know it, he accidentally took your phone home and he’s here to return it.

(He totally didn’t pocket it so he’d have an excuse to see you again.)

Since you’re both awake and have no plans, you might as well go to breakfast, right?

“I’m not going anywhere.” You groan, rubbing your puffy eyes.

“Go on. Get showered.” He sits on your sofa, hands folded behind his head. “I’ll wait.”

You didn’t even make it to breakfast.

Ended up having him pull over behind some trees along the way, straddling him in the driver’s seat, bouncing on his thick cock while he murmured praises about how well you’re taking him.

#LITERALLY if u give a mouse a cookie #this has always been his thing #the way he MADE SURE you remembered him in the morning !!! #call of duty #captain john price #john price #captain price #captain john price x reader #cod smut #cod x reader #cod mwii #price headcannon #price headcanons #141 headcanons #cod headcanons #141 x reader #task force 141 #cod x fem!reader #cod x you #price x reader #x reader #ghost riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #kyle gaz garrick #gaz cod #kyle garrick #gaz #ghost

[luvielolol]

“ You . “

“ I want what you have . “

#I felt like making angst #sorry for those suffering. I saw a shadow milk piece that made me want to kms (/pos) so I’m bringing you down with me #shadow milk cookie #cookie run #art #cookie run kingdom #crk

[ghosted-jazz]

A supermoon occurs when the full moon coincides with the moon's closest approach to Earth in its orbit. Supermoons make the moon appear a little brighter and bigger than normal

#BigB and Pearl duo? You mean Hermitcraft season 8- *gets shot #limited life smp #bigbst4tz2 #pearlescentmoon #traffic smp spoilers #yes the caption is just me going 'hehehehe MOON BIG DUO' but like- astrology #I spent half my time drawing and the other half researching- Other contenders were Cparicon (goat constellation) Moon cookies/milky way #but like- manifesting BigB winning and I'm assigning him earth. I hc him as a cherub and those have ties with nature and stuff #POV you just respawned and made eye contact with your cryptid ass neighbours doing god knows what during the witching hour #my art

[c-e-n-t-i]

Me when I'm being tormented by my evil demon who is doing tiktok dances as I scream in agony

#cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #putting peepaws in a blender to torment them with that sweet sweet 'you are nothing without me' angst #for that one (1) person who asked me to do it #I made it while taking a break from work #Being pure vanilla is suffering

[lukochi]

I have to

#aaaaaa #my createtion #ibispaintx #ibispaint art #cookie run #last cookie standing #caramel arrow cookie #affogato cookie #fishgato #pokemon #pokemon battle #pixel #pixel art #i did my best #you have no idea how hard I laugh over this joke I made

[cosmicwhoreo]

Grand Reef's Home (aka background practice for moi)

Also, A random Idea for Grand Reef when it comes to trying to defend his home from raiders or Pirates or something.... I'm most likely not going to keep it, as I feel it ruins the sweet old coot that's defenseless from outside forces. But I still thought to share a neat idea as I don't think he'd let any harm come to his children. His "attacks" are still moreso bluffs but they do cause a lot of heavy waves that push ships back.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #fan cookie #oc #Grand Reef Cookie #yes I took the name peacekeeper made for it for their story (you should read it)

[demonir]

Briefly joked abt a tf2 cookie run crossover and then I just kinda...went insane as one would 💜

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #cookie run #crossover #crossover art #digital art #artists on tumblr #demos art #you cant tell me scout wasn't made for cookie run HE RUNS!!!

[maretriarch]

Just in time for 4/13 here's the second line of my r63 dolls, this time CREEPover themed with bonus accessories! in an ideal world they would come in adorable recuperacoon shaped packaging. and probably a sopor slime making kit because kids love slime. which one are YOU picking up from your local Goreget today?

#my art #homestuck #tavros nitram #sollux captor #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #equius zahhak #eridan ampora #sorry this took literally over a year to draw i was extremely ill with a brain parasite #i would do a lot differently now but dhdhdhdhshs whatever #a deluxe set would have like sollux with a bunk bed type recuperacoon or maybe an eridan lagoona hydration station type thing #or tiny lusus pets i almost did that for eq a tiny knee height sized aurthour carrying like milk and cookies on a platter on his back #other playsets would include a giant bee hive mainframe/90s clunky home computer desk for sollux a very fancy bathtub playset gamzee would #have a little kitchen set that made sopor pie like those diy chapstick playsets #also the packaging i was picturing it would be like flap style like those halloween rainbow high ones but with a little green tinted window #where the recuperacoon holes are so you can see the doll through it #a teeny polished marble style weight lifting set for equius would also be really good....maybe half marble half like the decrepit robotic #aesthetic he has going on #peep the little details but also not too much. mostly please laugh at karkats pajamas ive been laughing at them for a year also the pizza #was supposed to be an angry karkat face

[bednbunfast]

have i,, posted this here yet..?

I MADE THIS A FEW DAYS AGO WAIT DID I NOT POST ON TUMBLR..? anyway— Shmilky I love you,, I feel so,, tity windo—

I'll make a proper reference for my version of him... maybe..

THE VOICES FOR THE CRK STORYLINE FINALLY WORKS FOR ME AND I JUST,,

I TRIED OKAY I HAD LIKE,, 36 OF THE STAMINA...

#🧁 | cupcakes #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #shadow milk crk #shadow milk cookie #i hate his cyan ass skintone sm... like... WHY ARE YOU BLUE. #i fear this may be a downgrade over the shadowpillar i did of him... alas this is a quick doodle i made at 1am

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Happy Holidays to Pep and the gang!

Pep: "..."

Pep: "Mrrp!"

Pep: "Niaga uoy ees ot deticxe ma I!!! Syadiloh yppah!!! Sdneirf olleh!!!"

Pep: "Kool emoc! Enoyreve rof staert gnikam yad lla ysub neeb ev'ew!"

Pep: "Olleh yas sdneirf ruo! Kcirb ,kool kool!"

Brick: *happy greeting squeak!*

Pep: "Enoyreve rof eikooc a edam ew! Kool!"

Pep: "Sdneirf, uoy rof tsuj eno laiceps a s'ereht dna!"

(Happy holidays to you too! Everyone can't be here right now, but I hope you guys enjoy a little bonus post for now, hehe)

#pizza tower #fake peppino #brick the rat #peppino and gus are here but I am not gonna tag them #also not gonna tag all the cookie characters #translation: “Hello friends!!! Happy holidays!!! I am excited to see you again!!!” #“We've been busy all day making treats for everyone! Come look!” #“Look look Brick! Our friends say hello!” #“Look! We made a cookie for everyone!” #“And there's a special one just for you friends!” #bonus story post #that'll be the tag for now #probably worth mentioning that this is a few months after where the current story is #hence cookies of Vigi and Pepperman #also probably too detailed for real cookies but I do not care #Pep is so talented he can do anything like detailed cookie art #and Brick too she helped #ALSO ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE IT #but Brick's sweater says 'Merry Cheesemas' and I need you to know this #okay enjoy the post I spent too long on making those cookies it's time for bed

[paintpanic]

#kirby series #kirby triple deluxe #no characters to tag today! #i made myself a new desktop background. if you like you are free to use it also. #it was fun to draw something in this style again. maybe we'll see more of it in the future? #headcanon time i think the castle here was left overgrown and in a state of disrepair after tdx. not at all a priority for the people- #who ended up in charge. who i think are probably the people of the sky. #apologies for the infrequency in posting! i've been drawing but it's all doodle sheet type stuff which i bet you guys are sick of by now. #i'd really like to be able to make more complete pieces but i'm in a bit of a creative rut atm. maybe when tablet come it will get better? #who's to say. certainly not me. #...if you read this all the way through you win a cookie.

[sntofbirbs]

So with the Percy Jackson series releasing new episodes every Tuesday, I’ve made it a personal goal of mine to eat/drink something blue for the release day.

ONLY PROBLEM WITH THIS IS THAT MY SHIT HAS TURNED BLUE. MY INSIDES ARE BLUE. I EAT/DRINK BLUE AND MY INSIDES WILL TURN BLUE FOR DAYS.

#I LITERALLY SHIT YOU NOT I MADE SOME BLUE COOKIES ATE TWO AND FOR DAYS MY SHIT WAS BLUE #I HAVE BECOME BLUE #THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH HAVE SHADOWS BLUE THAT I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET RID OF #IT FINALLY TURNED BACK TO NORMAL TODAY BUT SINCE LAST TUESDAY IVE BEEN SHITTING BLUE #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjotv #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo disney+ #blue food #blue