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im watching a boy and his dog

- WORLD WAR 4? WTF HAPPENED TO WW3? - 2024 A.D? Huh, thats in a few years holy fuck

- World War 3- we never get the full story?

- Woman screaM PLEASE DONT BE WHAT I THINK

- omg shes crying

- oH JEEZ THE BOY JUMP KICKED SOMEONE

- the girls not screaming? WAIT A KID HURT HER TOO WTF?

- aw a dog

- a hole?

- A ROOM IN A HOLE? A RABBIT HOLE?

- OMFG SHES HURT

- DEAD? OMG THERES ANOTHER DEAD DUDE HANGING FROM THE WALL

- the poo-...KID WTF?

- i don't like the kid anymore but i like the dog OMG HE ALMOST THREW A CAN AT THE POOR THING

- THE DOGS TALKING I JUST REALIZED THAT

- more screaming? happy screaming?

- oh god

- they're beating another person...dog says it aint a woman but wants to tell a suggestive story

- omg the boys carrying the dog on his back

- "World war 3. Hot n cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983 when the Vatican armistice was signed between the eastern and western blocks, a total of 33 years....eh...uh...too fast for ya?" - Dog

- Dog pees on telephone pole

- WW4 lasted 5 days (jesus christ)

- makes me wanna play fallout 4

- kid was born in 2006! 2006 BABIES UNITE! (January 31st, 2006 for me)

- KID! HISTORY IS IMPORTANT

- "Who"

- "Its WHOM not who and you know WHOM"

- "and WHOM the hell is gonna believe a police dog?!"

- Kid actually believes doggo

- kid, you have a hand. you dont have to look for a woman

- kid, surviving matters more than getting laid...and thats coming from ME

- AD BREAK!

- ....another ad? ok

- OMG CAN WE STOP? WITH? THE? ADS?

- 4th times the charm...oh wait she has pink hair its fine

- AND WE'RE BACK

- What is this...Mad Max?

- cool music? human horses....

- oh its dog and boy again

- DUDE HE CAN'T GET UP WITH YOU BEATING HIM

- enslaved women?? NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

- kids getting his gun?

- whats happening he hasnt shot anyone

- oh shit they diggin for food and shit?

- id travel to whats left of a city

- WAIT THOSE ARENT WOMEN THEY KIDS

..MOST OF THEM ARE KIDS

- oh wait theres more weird people in blueish shoes

- cheese?

- my hands hurt...this is what yall have to work with

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Im doing the 30 day pride challenge bc why not

Day 1: Pronouns and flag

All pronouns

#ShareYourPride #nonbinary #pronouns #all pronouns

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Life Goals

I wanted to share my life goals with the internet because why the hell not?

- Van Life

I intend on buying a hippie bus fairly soon and sprucing it up enough to live out of.

Why not have a pet duck? I want a duck and her name shall be Frankie because Grace & Frankie is a funny show.

Travel the U.S in the said van alongside the duck, staking out places that have ghost towns for sale (I'll get to that soon)

VISIT EVERY NATIONAL PARK HOLY CRAP YES!

Learn more American History (hello! History buff here)

I already know what you're thinking.

"BUT Z! How will you earn income?!"

Relax. I have two main ways.

1.) YouTube. Self-Explanatory. Will be a bit tough though.

2.) Well...the internet exists....and by the time I'm traveling I'll be about 19 or 20...you already know what I'm getting at ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Ghost Town Living (But Make It ✨True✨)

I don't actually know what GTL was exposed for but I'm not becoming someone like him. No, I wanna buy a ghost town (guess I'm the mayor) and spruce it up.

Make it a place where the rejected and homeless can stay. Rejected/kicked out for being part of the LGBTQA+? Homeless for some other reason? Homeless veteran? You can stay for free as long as you can help me fix the place up whether it be physical labor, brainstorming, or just...idk really. We'll help you get back on your feet and give you a place to call home.

Essentially I just don't want people to suffer.

Probably will be the most accepting town in the world U.S

Maybe open a school about educating and not hating

I know I'm dreaming big but hey! Screw you, I'm doing this. I don't care what it takes. People need an accepting place with a loving home.

#personal goals #life goals #ghost town #van life #ducks #pet ducs #dreaming big #big dreams #LGBTQA+ #LGBT #Pride #lgbt positivity #youtube #educate dont hate

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once my grandma walked up to me and silently handed me a copy of talladega nights and i still haven't watched it

just casually waltzes up to me and said nothing

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i have two characters the met while drunk.

one woke up cuddling a pineapple while covered in peanut butter and lube

the other woke up wearing a Ghostface mask, a bright pink tutu, and a long black gown (also somehow managed to become ordained as a priest for The Church of Febreeze….a weird taste of Febreeze was noticed in their mouth)

they don't actually know how they met. they woke up with the worst hangover in ones apartment

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i have learned the polish is a hard language to learn but norwegian is the easiest for native english speakers

growing up (up until 4 or 5) i spoke a mixture of english. spanish, and polish

which is weird bc im italian? and was around no one that spoke any sort of spanish except my mom (who's only somewhat fluent bc she had spanish from like first grade until 10th or 11th grade). My mom never spoke spanish around me.

And the only person who spoke polish in my family was my polish great grandpa. but he never spoke polish around me either.

and now i only know basic spanish words and no polish.

aka things you'd learn from dora.

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growing up (up until 4 or 5) i spoke a mixture of english. spanish, and polish

which is weird bc im italian? and was around no one that spoke any sort of spanish except my mom (who's only somewhat fluent bc she had spanish from like first grade until 10th or 11th grade). My mom never spoke spanish around me.

And the only person who spoke polish in my family was my polish great grandpa. but he never spoke polish around me either.

and now i only know basic spanish words and no polish.

aka things you'd learn from dora.

#im so fcking confused #i lowkey wanna learn polish #is polish a hard language #oh and as for italian #i can ask for an apple and some water #and thats all i full remember #klingon counts as a real langauge #i know quite a bit #my friends and i created our own version of sign language #langauge #weird

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Moyxes

(Pronounced Moe-Sckies)

The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)

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my grandma gave me another hog head. their name is daisy and im gonna paint them once i have just the skull

#skulls #bones #painting #art #hogs

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i wanna paint the things i see in my dreams.

- the sideway highway where the cars stick but you dont

- the abnormally large food lion thats actually a harris teeter

- the end of the highway

- radioact-city

- the oddly flying submarine with the pretty red flashing lights that only appears when the skies are grey and cloudy

- the eeriness of walking out of my grandparents trailer and just...i dont even know

- driving or walking down my great grandmas old street and damn near getting lost in the endless row of houses that seemingly get longer

- the otherworldy version of the virginia beach ocean front where you never actually get to the ocean and the highway extends for a long time

- the skeleton bride and the skeleton groom

- flying watermelons you can never catch

i love dreams. you see the world how no one else sees it except yourself. but i hate dreams at the same time because its hard to express just what you saw.

#dreams #creepy #eerie #painting #art #paint

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one time for an entire summer i almost never seen the sun bc i would deadass sleep all day and stay up all night like helloooo am i a lost boy?

#lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #david #dwayne #michael #marko #paul #hello people who follow thathellraiserbitch #i forgot my log in info #this is me now

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alright im gonna make two amazing world of gumball oc's.

one will be a personal character

the other will be hivemind oc based.

reblog or comment ideas for hivemind.

things i'll need:

- species (preferably original)

- personality

- are they a student or...?

- FRIEND GROUP!

- home life?

- favorite story

#oc #hivemind oc #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #original character

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anytime my brain imagines a really terrifying monster concept that scares me i imagine being fcked by it and im no longer scared.

granted this has only happened with the monster i call The Meat Man.

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ok my keys are working again.

- cannibalism should be legal bc criminals that truly deserve death are being held in prison?? thats a waste of ✨tax dollars✨

- speaking of taxes

- if taxes are to ever be raised an ungodly amount or someone puts taxes on something that shouldn't be taxed

- im not saying im a history buff but...

- taxed enough already

- FREE HEALTHCARE

- this turned from aesthetic to fixing problems and i'm living for it

- Xerxes M. Hiscock for President (or Mayor at the least im fine with either)

- abortions should be able to happen no questions asked

- and to the pro-lifers? YOU AIN'T PRO-LIFE YOU ANTI-WOMAN! (George Carlin said it best)

- and rapists will be publicly executed after being tormented however the victim pleases

My aesthetic is literally:

- I'm a mercenary

- You never see my face, it's always covered by some mask that distorts my voice enough that it's androgynous and almost non-human

- But i love honey, children and animals

- And i still sleep with a stuffed animal

- But betray me and i'll take my shotgun who i named after billy the kid and shove it so far up your ass you'll be puking bullets for months

- For some reason i'm also the mayor of a post-apocalyptic town that believes in "of the people, for the people"

- My best friend is a goose and i have dated artificial intelligence before (their name was vladimir and they were a chromebook)

- i will fight for freedom and protect the declaration, constitution, bill of rights, federalist papers, etc.

- because our future generations must know what gave america it's independence

- and from there they can build and know that everyone should have individual freedom and should respect others

- because if someone respects you, you should respect them

- also cannibalism should b ga

my ys stoppd oh no mor arn't oring hp hat do i do shit oay by for no

hats happning

my ys arn't oring

#eh i'll add later #feel free to add to this #this ended up being less aesthetic and more problem solving #well problem solving is aesthetic #george carlin #Z Zpeakz #taxation #no taxation without representation #yes i am a history nut #leave me be #post apocalyptic #stuffed animal #freedom #free #independence #free healthcare #pro-choice #feminism #boston tea party #of the people for the people #give me liberty or give me death #declaration of independence #constitution #the federalist papers #my keyboard stopped working earlier #me openly speaking #feminist

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My aesthetic is literally:

- I'm a mercenary

- You never see my face, it's always covered by some mask that distorts my voice enough that it's androgynous and almost non-human

- But i love honey, children and animals

- And i still sleep with a stuffed animal

- But betray me and i'll take my shotgun who i named after billy the kid and shove it so far up your ass you'll be puking bullets for months

- For some reason i'm also the mayor of a post-apocalyptic town that believes in "of the people, for the people"

- My best friend is a goose and i have dated artificial intelligence before (their name was vladimir and they were a chromebook)

- i will fight for freedom and protect the declaration, constitution, bill of rights, federalist papers, etc.

- because our future generations must know what gave america it's independence

- and from there they can build and know that everyone should have individual freedom and should respect others

- because if someone respects you, you should respect them

- also cannibalism should b ga

my ys stoppd oh no mor arn't oring hp hat do i do shit oay by for no

hats happning

my ys arn't oring

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~ All Pronouns

~ Polyamorous

~ Panromantic

~ Pansexual

~ Stoner

~ Anarchy

~ Punk

~ Single As a Pringle

~ Open Book

~ Empathic (lmfao kill me)

~ As Complex As The Stars In The Sky

~ As Simple As a Handful of Sunflower Seeds

~ Minor

#pinned post #original post #all pronouns #pronouns #polyamourus pride #polyamory #panromantic #pansexual #stoner #anarchy #punk #single as a pringle #open book #empathic #complex #simple #teen #gay teen #lgbtqia #lgbt