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I LITERALLY SAW A PIECE OF THIS ON PINTEREST AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

#two knights #challenging the other to a duel #no feet apart cause they are gay

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HUGE Kathryne vibes, ahoy there lovely pirate ladies 😘😘

Art by Bob Kehl

#art #digital art #illustration #bob kehl #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #kathryne bones #segc girl pirates #pirates #beautiful

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#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #meme #night raven college #night raven staff #kathryne bones #twst sam #headmaster crowley #twst crewel #staff meeting #when the pirate is the only one with common sense

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Trey: Hey Delia, I really like your pants

Cordelia: Thank you, they were 50% off

Trey: Well I’d like them 100% off 😉

Cordelia: What kind of store just gives stuff away?

Trey: No, that’s not what I-

Cordelia: That’s no way to run a business, Trey.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #trey clover #heartslabyul #octavinelle oc #octavinelle #cordelia nereid #trey x cordelia #i just think they’re cute #when the pretty mermaid is dense as fuck #funny #incorrect twst quotes

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Crowley: Stand back kids

Crowley: This school’s insurance policy doesn’t cover blown minds

#twisted wonderland #twst #headmaster crowley #incorrect twst quotes #funny #i could not let this go #night raven college #night raven college staff #crowley people are overblotting

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🐚Cordelia Nereid OC Profile🐚

Ok funny story, the inspiration for this oc came to me when I was reading a reader x Azul fic where the reader was a mermaid born emotionless and not only was the fic superb but also made my oc making obsessed brain go brrrrr, and so Cordelia was spawned on that very same day

Fun fact! There IS actually a condition called Alexithymia that is an inability to identify and describe emotions; I heavily researched this to create Dee dee over here :)

The fic was by @dreamii-yume btw, I’m a huge fan of all of her works, check her out!

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🧜🏻‍♀️ Octavinelle

🧜🏻‍♀️ Twisted from Vanessa

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Traits

Hello, my name is Cordelia Nereid. Pleased to meet you.

...

Oh, you’re still here?

𓇽 Calm and rational, Cordelia is a level headed young lady who never lets her emotions get the better of her

𓇽 Perhaps because she simply wasn’t born with emotions

𓇽 People seem to be freaked out by her eyes or rather...the lack of empathy behind them

𓇽 A resident of the Coral Sea, a betta fish mermaid

𓇽 Azul’s secretary of sorts, she’s very good with numbers and math but honestly she really doesn’t take her job seriously-

Azul: From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or phrase, I have Cordelia write it down

Azul: She’s collecting them for my memoir

Cordelia: *holding up a notepad with nothing but scribbles and doodles* Here’s Azul’s quote from Wednesday

𓇽 A daydreamer, often spacing out even in the midst of talking to someone

Cordelia: ...

Cordelia: ...

Cordelia: Oh, are you talking to me?

Person who was literally in the middle of a story: Yes 🥲

𓇽 Prefers her own company over others and will seek out opportunities to be alone

𓇽 Unaware of social cues and not the best when it comes to comforting someone

𓇽 Oh god why are you crying please don't cry she doesn't know how to handle leaking eye water-

𓇽 Says her thoughts out loud and has no filter

Cordelia: Did you know even with seatbelts people die all the time in car crashes?

Everyone in the car: ...

Cordelia: I just thought that was interesting.

𓇽 Another bookworm, but doesn't understand the appeal of fairy tales

𓇽 Happily ever after is an unrealistic ending for young impressionable children to aspire for not to mention the princess awakes from a powerful curse with true love's kiss? Really?

Cordelia: What is love?

Aoi *starts singing*: Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more~.

Cordelia: No, that was a genuine question.

𓇽 You know how mermaids are known for their enchanting melodic voices?

𓇽 Ahahahaha, NO-

𓇽 Cordelia's singing sounds like nails on a chalkboard, for everyone's sake please don't ask her to sing-

𓇽 She is quite good at playing the fiddle though!

𓇽 During her visits to doctors up on the surface, she frequently met a friendly sailor who took a liking to her and taught her a few songs to play

𓇽 She's been learning more ever since 😊

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #octavinelle oc #octavinelle #cordelia nereid #azul ashengrotto #aoi cho #what IS love tho? #twst oc profile #oc profile #little mermaid

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#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #aoi cho #headmaster crowley #when the therapist needs therapy #meme #my friend actually made this for me they rock :) #funny #funnymemes #overblot

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Words cannot describe how much I’m literally drooling over this-

How does one art so well???

Art by goo JJang

#art #digital art #illustration #painting #goo jjang #fantasy #look at them #just #bruh 👁👄👁

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Jamil: Hahaha, that’s right!

Jamil: Give me more! Shower me with more praise!

Azul: You are so incredibly handsome...

Jamil: Oh?

Grim: And so tall and dark...

Jamil: And?

Jade: And you look so intelligent with those eyes of yours

Jamil: And then?

Floyd: And you have such broad shoulders...

Kalim: And you look so strong!

Me: And you have a great ass!

Everyone:

Me: What

Me: Why is everyone looking at me like that

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #overblot #jade leech #octavinelle #twst grim #jamil viper #kalim al asim #scarabia #am i wrong tho #look me dead in the eyes and tell me he doesn’t have a fine ass #I’m stating facts and nobody can handle it 😤 #i’m a simp #funny #incorrect twst quotes #self insert

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Lilia *to Aoi*: Oh my goodness, that dress looks absolutely amazing on you my dear!

Lilia: I bet it would look even better on Malleus’s floor though~

Malleus: Are you courting Aoi...for me?

Lilia: Malleus dear, you clearly need my assistance

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #aoi cho #diasomnia #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #lilia being a good dad #let’s be honest #he’s kinda right XD #funny #incorrect twst quotes

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Ladies I think you all may have dropped this 👑 🤲🏻 (I see you Meg you absolute g o d d e s s)

Fan Art by Yun Furano

#art #digital art #illustration #disney princesses #yun farano #megara was my fucking idol #brave #the art is so pretty #the hunchback of notre dame #hercules #pocahontas #cinderella #mulan #alice in wonderland #sleeping beauty

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Hello hello!!

Ok so I was scrolling Tumblr and I found this post by @leonameowzz about headcanons for the dorm leaders rivals from RSA which I found I agree with a lot! But the BEST part is when they talked about a character twisted from Fairy Godmother running the school plus Crowley and them would be rivals so now Brooklyn 99 quotes won’t leave my mind

Fairy Godfather: Hello Crowley. You’re looking old and sickly.

Crowley: So nice of you to greet us, Godfather. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland!

Fairy Godfather: Sticks and stones, Crowley.

Crowley: Describing your breakfast?

Fairy Godfather: Ah! There it is! The shriveled husk of Dire Crowley!

Crowley: Oh dear, look at that, is that a talking raisin?

Fairy Godfather: Hello Crowley

Crowley: Godfather! I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?

Fairy Godfather: I heard that it’s been a rather...eventful year for NRC, what with the disaster at the Magift tournament. Are you sure your students will be up for participating in the VDC?

Crowley: All this time with your ear stuck to the pavement, it’s a pity that the Dark Carriage hasn’t run over your head!

Fairy Godfather: I see that you’ve gathered an audience for your little stunt.

Crowley: Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?

Crowley: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves

Fairy Godfather: Are you calling me the devil, Crowley? My goodness, you’re even more deluded than I thought.

Crowley: Actually I was calling you a goat, you goat

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

#twisted wonderland #twst #this would not leave my head #brooklyn 99 quotes #headmaster crowley #fairy godfather #royal sword academy #night raven college #funny #incorrect twst quotes #imagine tho #he’s not so gracious now

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Idia: Wow

Idia: That segc was poggers👌🏻

Idia: But I NEED to get back to telling you about the Five Nights at Freddy’s timeline

#twisted wonderland #twst #idia shroud #idia x reader #maybe? #i’m sorry in advance #this would not leave my head #incorrect twst quotes #funny #ignihyde #five nights at freddy's #poggers #it’s a tiktok

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Sam: Kathryne, do you think you have a problem with alcohol?

Kathryne: Absolutely

Kathryne: I don’t bloody have any

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #kathryne bones #twst sam #when these two are on their lunch break #night raven college staff #i see these two being best friends :3 #kathryne definitely does NOT have a problem with alcohol #she’s a pirate so it checks out :p #funny #incorrect twst quotes

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⚓️Kathryne Bones OC Profile⚓️

Alright soooooooo...the story behind this is I was looking back at the oc profile I put out for my pirate babe here and I got a bunch of new ideas for her character so I thought I’d give her a good old revamp!

Hopefully you all will like her even more now that I’ve fleshed out her character a bit further!

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⚔️The librarian at NRC

⚔️Twisted from Captain Hook

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Traits

Well hello, lads! Name’s Kathryne Bones. That’s Captain Bones to you though!

☠︎︎ An intelligent exuberant woman with charisma to boot

☠︎︎ Has a good handle on her temper, yet when pushed over the edge...let’s just say it’s not pretty-

{Warning: Implications of objectification, Slightly graphic}

Kathryne: Simply because I was blessed with such voluptuous curves and dashing good looks, you feel that my attire and occupation obligates you to ogle at me and play out your “sexy librarian” fantasy

Kathryne: I hate to disappoint you my boy, but if you were on MY ship and approached me with that foul tongue...I’d have full authority to rip it right out of your mouth and feed it to the sharks. At least they have better manners than you do.

☠︎︎ How did she get a librarian position despite being the only female staff member in an all boy’s school? Well it’s definitely not because Crowley settled for the first person desperate enough to accept a minimum wage job sorting books at NRC after bailing that very same person out of jail...dEfiNitELy NoT

Kathryne: Aye, how may I help you today lad?

Random person: I’m looking for a book, but I can’t remember the title or the author

Random person: The cover was blue though. I think. Can you help me find it?

Kathryne: …

Kathryne *sighs*: I knew I should have brought another bottle of grog with me to work today-

☠︎︎ Despite not being very enthusiastic about working in a school, she’s grown quite fond of the Library and the students

☠︎︎ A vivid storyteller who loves nothing more than to recount her daring adventures at sea

Kathryne: Sure I could just get a normal prosthetic hand…

Kathryne: But come on, how badass do I look with this hook eh?? Doesn’t the very sight of it strike fear into your hearts??

Aoi: I’m more afraid for the poor books you handle with that thing-

☠︎︎ Swears up and down she only tells the truth, yet her stories sound so bizarre and unrealistic not everyone believes her

☠︎︎ Uses pirate lingo in her day to day speech so sometimes it’s hard to understand her

☠︎︎ An exceptionally skilled swordswoman 

☠︎︎ Not fond of following rules so she constantly finds loopholes in them

☠︎︎ Fuck every authority except her

Kathryne: Headmaster Crowley, thank you for agreeing to see me today

Crowley: I didn’t. You just barged into my office and started talking.

Kathryne: Alright listen, I don’t have time for a history lesson

☠︎︎ Doesn’t have much of a love life...except back in her school days, she did date-

☠︎︎ Sikeeeee, you have to get her waaaaay more drunk than that before you get her to spill her tragic backstory (oooooor...you could ask Leona ;3)

(or ask me, I’ll literally tell you cause she can’t stop me-)

☠︎︎ High alcohol tolerance, she drinks as much as you weigh times two

☠︎︎ What do you mean she has an alcohol problem? Pshhhh.....maybe-

☠︎︎ There’s certain parts of her past she doesn’t like talking about like how she lost her right hand but she becomes emotionally vulnerable when drunk

Kathryne: *hic* I don’t vomit when I drink.

Kathryne: I vomit when I think about my life.

☠︎︎ Very supportive and fully believes in the students capabilities

☠︎︎ Sympathizes with them as she wasn’t very good in school either and had strict teachers

☠︎︎ Has a deep fear of crocodiles, yet would rather stab herself in the eye than let that get out

☠︎︎ Will never back down from a challenge and will never go back on her word

☠︎︎ Fond of singing sea shanties at the top of her lungs and playing the piano, takes her back to the good old days 🥲

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #night raven college #night raven college staff #kathryne bones #aoi cho #leona kingscholar #headmaster crowley #puts the arrrrr in ara ara #pirate waifu 😌 #kathryne says no❤️ to objectifying women #wanna know how i got this hook? #well too bad :p #twst oc profile #oc profile

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Leona: Bitch do you want me to jump across this table, because I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY FOR THIS SHIT!

Malleus: You feeling froggy? Leap

Leona *getting out of his chair*: OK WELL HERE I COME-

Ruggie *trying to hold him back*: LEONA-SAN NO-

#twisted wonderland #twst #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland ruggie #malleus draconia #why malleus doesn’t get invited to dorm leader meetings #night raven college #savanaclaw #diasomnia #funny #incorrect twst quotes #i swear i’m working on actual writing #i just am having way too much fun with these #dorm leaders #dorm leaders fighting

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{Warning: Mentions of drugs}

Sam: Psst

Sam: Hey kid

Sam: You want some drugs?

Aoi: YES

Sam: 👁👄👁

Sam: Th-that easy? No stranger danger? Nothing? Really?

Aoi: Listen pal

Aoi: I’ve been through not one, not two, but FOUR ENTIRE OVERBLOTS

Aoi: MY MENTAL STATE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD AT THIS POINT

Aoi: DO YOU HAVE DRUGS OR NOT??

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #aoi cho #twst sam #him: 👁👄👁 #the amount of these shitposts i’ve been churning out instead of actual writing #it’s been a rough couple months for aoi #on a serious note #please don’t do drugs kids #funny #incorrect twst quotes