going to quote an old favorite song here, i think it's appropriate.. just, ah.. gimme one second.. ah-ha-hem! mh!
"i'm gonna meet my maker, shake his hand
tell him he fucked up with his master plan!"
from "meet my maker" by manmade god
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apparently the post-apoc wasteland is a.. hellish obstacle course gameshow? eh, figures.
( ' ')☕
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tired of dating apps? got those summertime blues, 'cause love won't bloom? well, you're in luck: 9 out of 10 priests h a t e this new service that's not just beyond your ken, it's shredding the fraying fabric of our reality as we speak!
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thought my ghost hunting days were long behind me.
[takes a long pull from mug of coffee]
they shoulda stayed there, apparently.
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this cup is heccin' f i l t h y !
strem strem a-lem ( ' ')☕
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deleting my twitter account was almost worth it alone for this cropped preview on mastodon.
c o u n t i s d e a d
y o u g o . #GoodBye
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( ' ')☕️
monsters? hunting? maybe. but, i kind of just want to.. traipse about in the wild, like a feral creachure.
a feral creachure with tea.
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