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1-800-tua-meme · 4 years
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Klaus: *pops pill into mouth*
Five: *slaps him* Don't do that it bad for you.
Klaus: Ok boomer
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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The Hargreeves as things I heard on the first day of school...
Allison: I KNOW I'll be having an excellent school year because it looks like I have the most fashion sense around here *sarcastically hair flips*
Luther: I went to the Zoo this summer, and my family kept pointing out animals and saying that they looked like me so I went home and cried.
Diego: If someone bad ever came to the school, I would YEET pencils at them and jump out the window.
Ben: This morning, I was deciding wether I should Die on the spot, or wake up...
Klaus: OH SHIT! MY BURRITO IS LEAKING IN MY BACKPACK!
Vanya: I think Ill just sit in the corner of the classroom and die inside.
Five: I dont Trust anyone except for this pencil which I will use to kill you if you guys ever try to betray me...
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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I love y'all 3000 💚
Rb if you’re grateful for all of your followers
even if you have 1
Even if you have 10
100
1000
Etc.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Five: *travels back in time*
Five: What year is it?
Vanya: 2019.
Five: Before or after the apocalypse?
The Hargreeves:
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Five: You wanna know how I really broke my wrist?
Klaus: [looks at him confusingly]
Five: Dolores and I attend a hula hooping class for fitness and fun.
Klaus: Oh my God.
Five: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the scorpion, and the oopsie-doopsie.
Klaus: Why are you telling me this?
Five: Because no one will ever believe you.
Klaus: You sick son of a Bitch.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Klaus: Hey Five, Did you know that "thot" meant "thoughtful person"?
Five: Oh, is that the slang these days?
Klaus: [nods head vigorously]
*2 hours later*
Five: Thanks for helping out Diego... You're such a thot.
Diego: I'm a WHAT?!
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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*yeets all my love and affection at Vanya*
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Robin is a Lesbian Icon.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Klaus: Hey Diego, can you do me a favour?
Diego: I would literally cover up a murder you commited, plant my own DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me to.
Klaus: Great, can you drive me somewhere?
Diego: Fuck no!
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Pogo: [suspiciously] Hey Klaus, I'm missing some money, you wouldn't have happened to see it, would you?
Ben: Play Dumb!
Klaus: Who's Klaus?
Ben: Not that dumb!
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Leonard: [walks in the room]
The Hargreeeves: [jumps around pointing at Leonard] OH SHIT! IT'S A RAT!
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Five: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better.
Klaus: You've accepted your flaws?
Five: No, I've accepted YOUR flaws.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Y'ALL
Mememes *WHEEZE*
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Cliche meme... WE BEEN KNEW
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I was up to some depressing shit making this...
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Klaus: Do you ever just miss president Kennedy?
Five: Of course not, my aim is amazing.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Y'all, I made something...
I legit love these so...
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I'm so sorry y'all...😂
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Diego: I told you specifically not do that.
Klaus: But when I looked into your eyes, your soul said yes.
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1-800-tua-meme · 5 years
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Klaus: Five! Finally, I've been looking for you everywhere.
Five: That's funny, cause I've been avoiding you everywhere.
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