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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Ned: So what did you do when MJ asked you to be his boyfriend?
Peter: I panicked and dabbed.
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Quill: Is this about me?
Gamora: no
Quill: Then I've lost interest.
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Harley: I'm quick at math.
Peter: Okay, what's 56 × 81?
Harley: 10.
Peter: That's not even close.
Harley: But it was quick.
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Tony: *on the phone* Hey Pepper, do you know my blood type?
Pepper: Of course, it's B-
Tony: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me,
nurse-!
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Bucky: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Sam meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Clint: What if I put coffee in my cereal
instead of milk
Natasha, already hiding the coffee pot:
Hey what if you don't
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Steve: I'm dating Bucky
Tony: I knew your standards were low, but not that low
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marvelbitchess · 2 years
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Steve: *accidentally touches
Bucky's hand with his own*
Bucky: *aggressively holds Steve's
hand* Fucking commit to it now!
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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me: marvel has hurt steve bucky stans enough theyre over it steve is old bucky has sam and a new job it’s all chill
marvel: right ......... on that note, the only thing keeping bucky mentally stable and able to fight off 70 years of brainwashing was steve’s constant presence in his life bc they have twenty years of shared memories and a deep bond, ultimately keeping bucky grounded in his identity. and now steve is out of the picture so ........
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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Steve: So like Uh.. would you like to go out with me?
Bucky: Let me Think about it. I need time to consider it
*Two hours later*
Bucky: I’ve thought about it and yes I Will marry you
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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Robert Downey Jr. has a much darker past, we have read it and we already know it, but he is hiding it from us doing an overly proud demeanor.
Chris Evans has anxiety and major commitment issues, he talks about it and we already know it, but he always has his radiant smile drawn on his face to hide from us.
Chris Hemsworth's family life was once at a risk of divorce with kids, but he and Elsa managed to keep it afloat despite all obstacles, and they are going for a happily ever after like nothing happened.
Jeremy Renner has done wrong in his past, caught into a false accusation, but now he has his daughter's custody and he lives a peaceful life, even without us knowing.
Scarlett Johansson, abused as a child actress, has to do romantic scenes with actors twice her age during her teenage, going marriage after marriage with her daughter, but yet scored a double Academy nominations and continues to be a role model for girls all around the world.
Tom Holland, with the pressure of rising to the fame as a child, he still continues to entertain the world even though his fans are somewhat childish and very intrusive.
Sebastian Stan, an immigrant who lacked social skills in the past, incredibly shy and yet hide all those from his fans because he knows that they all love him dearly.
Mark Ruffalo, continues to save the world by going against all those big companies as an environmentalist, has a really strong political opinion, but yet being so down to Earth around us.
Brie Larson, facing all backlash from the social media, for voicing her heartfelt opinion, still going on to inspire young girls around the world to stand up for themselves.
Last but not least, Chadwick Boseman, giving his best for 4 Marvel Movies (Civil War, Black Panther, Infinity War and the Endgame) and 3 Non Marvel Movies (Marshall, 21 Bridges and Da 5 bloods) from 2016, while having stage 4 colon cancer, fighting until he was succumbed to the death. And we never knew.
Be nice and kind to everyone, not only in the various social media platforms, but also in the real life. Because we really don't know what is going in their lives.
Once you realise that, you maybe too late to even correct your mistakes. ❤🙏
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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Bucky: Fuck
Steve: What a thing to say
Steve: and on my birthday
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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MJ: There’s an “u” in stupid
Peter: But there’s also “I” in stupid
Peter: Ohh wait-
MJ: HA- Double kill
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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Peter: Good morning father figure
Tony: Good morning problem child
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marvelbitchess · 4 years
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Steve: Do you support gay marriage?
Bucky: i'm gay
Steve: You're dodging the question
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