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adrenaline-void · 1 year

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only on the internet can you read obnoxiously straight k-pop x-reader fanfiction inspired by the two gayest songs fall out boy has ever written

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kaldurcalm · 10 months

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Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Edit: guys. There's so many more pictures. Idk how many people this will reach, but your questions have mostly been answered in a different reblog. The notes are funny. Please check them out.

#fourth of july #july 4th #washington state #fireworks #funny #twitter #fire

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lesbianjudasiscariot · 10 months

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#good luck yall #fourth of july #4th of july #independence day #♡

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happyroadkillart · 10 months

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🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅

#4th of july #independence day #🦅#🇺🇸#comic #art #cartoon #politics #artists on tumblr #fourth of july #merica

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animentality · 10 months

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#twitter #fourth of july #july 4th #independence day

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crushing-on-nico-di-angelo · 1 year

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and I'm sorry I left, but it was for the best my little dove...

absolute solitude: selected poems, dulce maria loynaz (tr. james o'connor) // the glass essay, anne carson // boyish, japanese breakfast // @uglyfruit // yves olade // hunger, harry styles // a not admitting of the wound, emily dickinson // no surprises, radiohead // fourth of july, sufjan stevens

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critter-catcher · 10 months

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On this day of freedom, let's talk about how bald eagles are queer!

It starts with a female eagle named Hope and a male named Valor I. The two settled down to neat together, however Valor I wasn't a great dad. He did show up to incubate the eggs and basically never came around.

In comes another male, Valor II. He immediately did what a good eagle dad is supposed to, incubate, maintain the best, all that. This lead to him becoming Hope's new mate.

Here's where it gets interesting, Valor I didn't seem to mind and actually stuck around! Eventually Hope started mating with both of them, and Valor I even learned to be a good dad!

Unfortunately in 2017 Hope was killed by intruding eagles, but! The two male's actually stuck together and successfully raised their chicks!

Soon enough a new female named Starr came along and joined the two, and now she mates with both males every season!

This arrangement allows for the eagles to have a much more successful rate of raising chicks and fighting off other predators!

This particular story isn't the only one! Bald eagles have been seen in multiple arrangements including two females and one male!

#animals #nature #critters #wild life #wildlife #animal facts #facts #birds #bald eagle #pride #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #polyamory #america #fourth of july

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jokin-around · 10 months

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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

#the joker #Harley Quinn #fourth of july #dc comics #batman #my art #jokeboi au #Jokeb0i au

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cemeterything · 1 month

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wait why do you celebrate the 4th of july if you're polish and live in britain.... do u guys have like. an anti celebration? while americans are going "fuck yeah we gained independence" do the british go "aw hell today's the day we lost one boys"

i was referencing this dril tweet

#if i had to celebrate the fourth of july i WOULD turn it into the fourth of shit. for making me do that.

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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months

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The world was ending because the sun was going to explode but everyone was having a fun barbecue just waiting and watching for the sun on the horizon like it was the Fourth of July.

#dream #end of the world #apocalypse tw #barbecue #food #eating #fourth of july

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punkbarnes2 · 10 months

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Happy Birthday Steeb ❤️💙🤍

(I just now realised that i put the signature of my other account)

Also, reminding you that my commissions are open, and you can support me on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/derwassermann

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #stevebucky #stucky #steven grant rogers #marvel fanart #captain america #ipad8 #james barnes #july4th #fourth of july #steve's birthday #happy birthday Steve #coney island #brooklyn boys

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gameraboy2 · 10 months

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1949 ad

#fourth of July #4th of July #fireworks #vintage #ad #ads #advertising #advertisement #vintage ad #vintage ads #vintage advertising #vintage advertisement #1949 #1940s

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cat-cosplay · 10 months

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He's a Yankee Doodle cat.

#4th of july #fourth of july #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #fan art #cat costume #aww #cats of tumblr #hamilton the musical #alexander hamilton

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ramen-flavored · 10 months

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Captain America wouldn’t approve of these fireworks scaring my dog

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arealtrashact · 10 months

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Look again at that pale blue dot. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you've ever heard of, every human being who ever was. The aggregate of our joy and suffering. Every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and every peasant. Every saint and sinner in the history of your species lived there. On a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. . .

#Homelander #The Boys #Happy fourth of July #remember to leave milk and cookies out for Him (but mainly Milk)#this artwork is old but I still like it...#inspired by this Carl Sagan quote but also by the alleged deleted scene where Homelander is in space - staring menacingly down at Earth #I know it was meant to be a threatening / haunting scene but...#I think Homelander's relationship with Earth / Humans is a little more complex than that #my art

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bloodpen-to-paper · 2 years

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So to recap (July 2022 edition) we got:

- 4th of July shooting in Highland Park + a shooting in Chicago

- anyone with a uterus has less rights than an assault rifle in the U.S.; right-wing Scotus can get hit by a plane

- Edit: Native Americans have been added to the list of people with less right than an assault rifle in the U.S.

- a third of the British Parliament resigning from various government positions cause of how much everyone hates Boris Johnson

- Edit: Boris Johnson has now resigned cause of how much everyone hates Boris Johnson

- Shinzo Abe, former Prime Minister of Japan, got shot while giving a speech

- Edit: *Former Former Prime Minister... he got Lincoln’d

- a far-right French politician accidentally pinned the assassination of Shinzo Abe on popular video game designer Hideo Kojima, which a major Greek news outlet relayed, only furthering the idea that Kojima did it

- the war in Ukraine is still going on

- the state of Canada can be summarized by this image: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862558639735046146/995130724791365652/unkown.png

- Hunter Biden got trending on twitter for the hundredth time and nobody gives a shit seriously who gives a shit conservatives get him trending for literally breathing why is this still happening-

- Edit: ... Users of the well known “incel” website 4chan supposedly hacked the iPhone of U.S. President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden and allegedly exposed the both of them as pedophiles, among many other things. Sweet shitting Christ almighty, if this is true, I have been proven incorrect in possibly the most cursed way imaginable, and it is a testament to my willpower and spite that I have not fallen in alcoholism from this news piece alone

- Baymax is a Leftist

- the U.S. House Select Committee began holding live public hearings for the January 6 insurrection and no one noticed

- Kazuki Takahashi, the creator of the popular anime and playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh!, passed away (R.I.P., may he finally be free to kick Shinzo Abe’s ass without consequence in that great dueling arena in the sky...)

- the Argentinian economic minister has resigned (an announcement that was made not through any official news outlets, but via a Tweet) following an inflation crisis that is crippling the country, but all you’ll find on Twitter is people excited about the new futbol jersey for the next World Cup (no one is surprised by this)

- Elon Musk backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter for $44 billion; it was believed he didn’t know the meaning of the term “pulling out” so this was quite the surprise

- Edit: Twitter is now suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

- the President of Sri Lanka (not to be confused with the Prime Minister, because they apparently have both) pulled a Ted Cruz and has fled the country after citizens stormed the presidential palace in a mass riot following the announcing of the country being officially bankrupt (which the Prime Minister, not to be confused with the President, totally didn’t cause via corruption in office). The citizens involved in the protest then stormed the house of the PM, and took a swim in his pool promptly before sacking and burning the place, thus proving the month of July is truly a Hot Girl Summer

Edit: Both the PM and President of Sri Lanka have agreed to resign their positions; that is two world leader resignations and one former world leader assassination in one week; I now have the sudden urge to drink myself into 2040

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