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radvelvetcakez · 2 months

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Vox: This is why you don't have an arch-nemesis, Velvette, because you focus on the wrong details! Velvette: Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I win all my fights. Vox: ... Vox: That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me.

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jeena-says-hi · 10 months

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The middle section of Nimona was basically:

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daddiesdrarryy · 10 months

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Regulus: James is just the worst. He thinks he’s so smart and so attractive. He makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

Evan: Barty, he’s doing it again!

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shyjusticewarrior · 23 days

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Jason: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Tim: ... Yes.

Jason: I was hula hooping. *shows pictures* Rose and I take a class for fitness and fun.

Tim: Why are you telling me this?

Jason: Because... no one will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*

Tim: You sick son of a bitch.

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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months

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(After Miles, Gwen, Hobie, and Pavitr destroyed part of Pavitr's dimension.)

Hobie: "Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?"

Hobie, as Miguel: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Miguel, appearing from behind Hobie: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Hobie: "I conjured him."

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sxphr · 3 months

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Wednesday: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Yoko: Yes.

Wednesday: I was hula hooping. Enid and I attend a fitness class for fun.

Yoko: Oh my god.

Wednesday, showing the photos on her phone: I've mastered all the moves.

Yoko: Why are you telling me this?

Wednesday, deleting the photos: Because no one will ever believe you.

Yoko: You sick son of a bitch.

#more b99xwednesday #since theyre chaotic #b99 #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #enid #wenclair #yoko tanaka

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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kaycode1999 · 3 months

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During a fight between Y/N and Lucifer

Angel Dust: Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The hotels been keeping you and Y/N apart. You two just need to bone.

Charlie and Vaggie: [scared whimpers]

Lucifer *in a high-pitched voice*: What did you say?

Charlie and Vaggie *whispering*: Don't say it again.

Angel Dust: I said you two need to bone.

Lucifer: How dare you, Angel Dust? I am your friend’s father and THE KING OF HELL!

5 Minutes later

Lucifer *holding onto the doorway of the hotel*: BONE!

10 Minutes later

Lucifer: What happens in my bedroom, sinner, is none of your business

21 Minutes later

Lucifer *holding onto the doorway again*: BBOOONNNNEEE?!?!

40 Minutes later

Lucifer: Don’t ever speak to me like that again

Based on this clip from Brooklyn 99

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kingwuko · 4 months

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#Wuko #prince wu #mako #king wu #lok #lok incorrect quotes #source: b99

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mjbythebay · 11 days

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Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

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harringroveera · 2 days

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Turns out Steve wasn’t wrong for once

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zukos-other-missing-eyebrow · 2 days

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sokka: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go. zuko: aren't you forgetting something? sokka: uh...[kisses zuko's forehead] zuko: no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?

#i think it's from b99 right?#gina and jake lol #zuko #sokka #zukka #avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect atla #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #b99

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modernincorrectlotrhobbit · 3 months

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Bilbo: I think you owe me an apology. Thorin: I’LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL. Bilbo: Thorin: Bilbo: Thorin: I don’t actually know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

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hxuse-xf-black · 7 months

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Mad-Eye: Lucius Malfoy, you have the right to remain- Tonks, interrupting: A loser! Mad-Eye: Nice. But legally, I have to start over now.

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months

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Hobie: "Come on mate, the strategy thing isn't the problem. Night shifts are keeping you awake. You just need to bone."

Gwen: [chuckles nervously]

Miguel: "What did you say?"

Gwen: "Don't say it again."

Hobie: "I said you just need to go bone."

Gwen: [whimpers]

Miguel: "How dare you, Hobie Brown. I aM YoUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!",

[five minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone!!!"

[ten minutes later]

Miguel, sternly: "What happens in my bedroom, Hobie, is none of your business."

[twenty-one minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone?!"

[forty minutes later]

Miguel, calmly: "Don't ever speak to me like that again."

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