#incorrect stuckony

[monster-cock69]

tony: hey look its my boyfriend's husband

steve:

bucky:

bucky: i was actually gonna marry you too but I'll just take my ringpop and leave now

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[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?

Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.

Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.

#incorrect quotes #stuckony #tony stark #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stony #stevetony #buckytony #winteriron #possessive super soldiers

[denebolablack]

Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?

Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.

Crack sounds

Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-

Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....

Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?

Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!

Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.

Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*

Clint: They broke the breakfast table....

Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.

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[pandagirl45]

Tony: *holding two leashes* I have scary dog privilege

Interviewer: ph like a rott-

Tony: super soldiers, they are feral, this is for others protections 🤗

Interview: D=>

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[mostlystuckony]

Clint: so like how does it work with the three of you? Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Tony: easy, I'm a knife

Bucky: he's the middle spoon

Steve: yep

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Natasha: [at gym, hands Tony a glass of water] Here, you need it.

Tony: Hm? Why?

Natasha: [pointing at super soldiers fighting shirtless] Because you’re so fucking thirsty.

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[clarkestetler]

Bucky and Steve’s first kisses (always): Sweet, soft, nice. Full of love and safety and happiness

Tony and Steve’s first kisses (always): Angry, about to punch each other once they stop kissing, just as likely to stab each other as they are to bang each other

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[holistic-alcoholic]

Reporter: so, Mr. Stark, tell us, what are going to do this Pride month?

Tony: SI has planned several events actually and for our LGBT+ employees we—

Reporter: I’m sure that’s very interesting, but what about your personal involvement? Sure there’s something you could do from the height of your privilege—

Tony: Oh, me, personally? I’m planning to suck a lot of dick.

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[stony4eva]

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[buckyskotenok]

Tony: Look Steve! We’re working together. -holds Bucky’s metal arm-

Steve: that’s nice, I’m proud of you. Are you working for good or for evil?

Bucky: You can stop looking.

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[padfootodd]

Bucky and Tony quietly heading towards the lab.

Steve: what are you guys up to?

Tony: what? Us? We’re just going to…

Bucky: … do some improvements on my arm.

Steve:

Tony:

Bucky:

Steve: please tell me you guys won’t do those internet experiments and blow the lab again.

Tony: that was one time, Steven!

Bucky: yeah! You crashed a plane on Arctic but we ain’t throwing that in your face!

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[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: Fuck tall people.

Rhodey: Is it because you're short?

Tony: No. It's because you should fuck tall people.

Stucky: 👁👄👁✨

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[stuckonylove]

Bucky: Tony, you'll never believe this! I took Steve to a bar yesterday and he didn't cause a scene or start a fight!

Tony: Seriously? Maybe he's an imposter?

Bucky: Possibly

Bucky: Regardless it's the first time he's made me feel...

Bucky: What's the opposite of shame?

Tony: Proud?

Bucky: No, not that far from shame

Tony: less shame?

Bucky: Yeah that's it!

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[badweatherbartender]

Tony: 50 bucks says I can make Steve blush like a schoolgirl

Bucky: Is this how you became a billionaire, Stark? By charging people for shit you were gonna do anyway?

Tony: …

Tony: I mean, you’re not wrong…

#tony stark #bucky barnes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect stony #stony #undertones of #stuckony

[mostlystuckony]

Bucky: your phone is ringing- wait it says Daddy? Isn't Howard dead?

Tony: /picks up the phone maintaining aggressive eye contact with Bucky/ Hey Steve.

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Steve: We’ll handle this the way we always do!

Bucky: Brute force?

Tony: Almost dying?

Steve: No! And no! By sticking together and never giving up!

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