Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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Steve: It's Fury! Everyone look like you're gardening. Bucky, grab that little hoe.
Bucky: *grabs Tony*
Tony: Uh, I don't think that's what Cap meant—is it?
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Tony: I want to kiss you.
Bucky, not paying attention: What?
Tony: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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…….
Im sorry
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I want this pin, thank you
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Tony Stark: So are we flirting right now?
Bucky Barnes: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Tony Stark: That doesn’t answer my question
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Coffee shop date bonus.
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Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
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(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)
Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.
Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!
Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.
Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!
Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.
Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.
Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.
Tony: 😐😑
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tony: I’m not a brat
bucky: and I don’t have metal arm
tony: I mean, take it off and you won’t—
bucky:
bucky: You-
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Tony takes Bucky to his first pride parade to show Bucky that he’s not alone in the way he feels and how much things have changed since his time. Tony has glitter smeared on his eyelids and got some rainbow streaks in his hair. His confidence in who he is made Bucky feel comfortable enough to wear his hair up and show his arm.
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Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4
Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Bruce, trembling: What are we playing
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Bucky : So you like cats?
Tony : Yeah.
Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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