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B-Movie Enema: The Series Episode #54 - Kingdom of the Spiders
Geoff and Nurse Disembuadee once again go to William Shatner for an episode of B-Movie Enema: The Series. This week, they go to war against the Kingdom of the Spiders!
Geoff and Nurse Disembuadee once again go to William Shatner for an episode of B-Movie Enema: The Series. This week, they go to war against the Kingdom of the Spiders!
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Gleaming the Cube (1989)
Time for some gnarly awesomeness to the max with this week's B-Movie Enema review. Let's take a look at 1989's Gleaming the Cube!
Oh yeah, dudes and dudettes, it’s some more radical times ahead for this week’s B-Movie Enema review!
This week, we’re going to be Gleaming the Cube and… well, hopefully… trying to learn what that term even means because it was clearly important enough to name an entire movie around it. This movie comes to us in that sweet period in the 80s that was totally trying to ride the gnarly coattails of…
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Another classic from my childhood was My Stepmother Is an Alien starring a drop dead gorgeous Kim Basinger. Oh and Dan Aykroyd is in it too. And Jon Lovitz playing basically Jon Lovitz. This was definitely part of the post-Batman-gotta-see-everything-everyone-in-that-ever-did phase.
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Transylvania Twist was a movie I caught on cable in the early 90s and just loved how cheesy it was and how hot Teri Copley is in it. I'm glad I still remembered it so I could do something with it 25 years later on the blog.
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Rollerball is a 70s classic starring James Caan that goes pretty hard at the idea of a dystopian future run by corporations. I wonder if they just thought it was a cool idea or if they were truly telling the future with their sci-fi roller derby movie?
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Poison Ivy 2 was a hit on the blog back during Alyssa Milano Month. Poison Ivy: The Secret Society is not quite Poison Ivy 2: Lily.
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The summer of 2017's look back at movies celebrating various anniversaries came to a close with 1992's Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth. Pinhead comes to New York and, well, raises hell. It's a movie that I think some people appreciate more these days, but it's not one I've ever cared much for.
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B-Movie Enema: The Series Episode #53 - Hannah, Queen of the Vampires
For the Season 5 premiere, Geoff and Nurse Disembaudee go to Vampire Island and check out this Spanish chiller from 1973, Hannah, Queen of the Vampires!
For the Season 5 premiere, Geoff and Nurse Disembaudee go to Vampire Island and check out this Spanish chiller from 1973, Hannah, Queen of the Vampires!
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One Dark Night (1982)
B-Movie Enema dares you to spend one night with this week's review. Check out this article about 1982's One Dark Night!
It’s time for yet another B-Movie Enema article (the 425th to be exact)!
This week, I’m looking at a movie that I’ve known for decades. Even going back to when I was a little kid and watching scary movies between my fingers trying to hide my eyes, I seem to remember a movie about a girl spending a night alone inside a mausoleum and ultimately getting attacked by zombies and having to fight her…
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On paper, 1997's Steel wasn't a terrible idea. Shaq was a rising star in the NBA and was a charismatic person anywhere you saw him. He still is that charismatic fella to this day. Truth be told, Steel isn't all that bad, just suffered from the 90s trying to adapt comic books in poor ways.
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Vin Diesel is a hard-driving, smoothe-scalped, action man today with few equal. In 2002, he entered the international spy thriller arena with xXx.
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Remember the early 80s? Remember playing with your He-Mans? Remember how fucking excited you were that there was a live-action movie coming out starring He-Man? Remember seeing the movie and losing all hope for this world? I sure do too.
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I Know Who Killed Me is kind of the culmination of the rise of Lindsay Lohan as a young sex symbol of the 2000s. There might be a nugget of something here as a thriller about two girls who are twins and psychically linked with one being essentially tortured by a brutal serial killer. Yet, it gets way off the rails quick.
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The summer of 1987 produced three stinkers in the course of about four weeks. That started with Jaws 4 and then came the infamous Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. But is it good-bad, fun-bad, bad-bad, or an absolute shitting of the pants bad?
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W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings (1975)
This week, B-Movie Enema looks at a movie that isn't often discussed when it comes to the filmography of one Burton Leon Reynolds, Jr. in 1975's W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings.
Oh boy, do we have one that I picked up along the way last year at a convention that I couldn’t wait to feature on B-Movie Enema!
This week, we go to the mid-70s and the first ever movie covered here starring a true American icon of the decade, Burt motherfuckin’ Reynolds. This past August at HorrorHound, I was visiting my favorite table where I often find several, ahem, gray market, movies that…
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Jaws: The Revenge celebrated 30 years in 2017 and, amazingly, it kicked off a four-week period in the summer of 87 that featured three kind of all-time bad sequels and adaptations that live in infamy to this day.
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If Batman and Robin is the infamous superhero movie sequel of the 90s, then I suppose Spider-Man 3 fits the bill in the 2000s, but I kind of think it's unfairly maligned. Not as good as its predecessors, but I think can still be a fun watch at times.
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