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IceColdFire: truth or da re u discount ninja turtle
BigKnifeLizard: truth
BigKnifeLizard: also ur a cunt just so u know
IceColdFire: whod you have a threesome with if u could?
TwoBrainedChessboard: whats a threesome?
IceColdFire: howve u got so far in life?
TheBossOfYouFuckingFucks: i cant believe im saying this but do u ACTUALLY just learned how to write you half leathered fuck?
TheMarbleMagician: Twice, I have messaged you privately with an explanation. Please refrain from making eye contact with me for the next three business days. Thank you.
StabbyTheVampirina: a tru hero lol
TheBossOfYouFuckingFucks: exactly the kind of person stain would've approved of
StabbyTheVampirina: Lmaoooo
StabbyTheVampirina: also
StabbyTheVampirina: @ BigKnifeLizard OUTWITHITOUTWITHITOUTWITHIT
BigKnifeLizard: ........
BigKnifeLizard: Boss man and the Good Doc byee
~BigKnifeLizard disconnected~
TheBossOfYouFuckingFucks: Waitwhat
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Big Sis Magne: Ass? Thicc.
Toga: Vibes? Cursed.
Twice: Mentally? Ill.
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AFO, over the TV: What is your greatest weakness?
Dabi: Honesty.
Shiggy, trying to make a good impression: I don't think honesty is a weakness.
Dabi, who just genuinely doesn't fucking care anymore: I don't give a fuck what you think.
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Shoto, who just broke in to be a little shit, getting this on camera: Shout-out to Endeavor, my dad, for stepping up to the plate.
Dabi, just chilling on the couch at HQ: Being the failure of the family is tough.
Natsuo, walking out of Shigaraki's room, knowing full well he's gonna get a lecture out of this, but unwilling to let them opportunity go to waste: Yeah, but somebody's gotta do it.
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Shigaraki, in his room, after the Good DocTM examined him because he got flustered seeing that himbo with a medical diploma in a T-shirt and couldn't manage to ask him out:
Dabi, not knowing his boss is pining after his little brother: I'm not one to talk others up but when it comes to self-sabotage you rank among the best of them
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Dabi, just chilling on the couch at HQ: Being the failure of the family is tough.
Natsuo, walking out of Shigaraki's room, knowing full well he's gonna get a lecture out of this, but unwilling to let them opportunity go to waste: Yeah, but somebody's gotta do it.
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Mr. Compress: So what's your problem?
Spinner: I have crippling self-doubt
Dabi just passing by: Are your sure?
Spinner: ...
Mr. Compress: ...
Spinner: No.
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Shigaraki: New birdfeeders are only attracting low quality dirt birds. How do I get eagles and swan's and shit? Two out of five stars.
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Shigaraki, looking at Dabi: Motherfucker wakes up and the first thing he does is smoke.
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Dabi: There are two rules in life.
Dabi: Never tell anyone everything.
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Shiggy at 3am, balls deep in a historical rabbit hole: I just KNOW Abraham Lincoln's hat went FLYING when he got assassinated in that theater
Spinner, who never fucking finished school: Dropped it like sonic rings
Dabi, high on the shit he had Shoto steal from the 1A dorms: When it lands on someone they become the next president
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Dabi: I'm a red flag but the material is quality.
Hawks: WELL RED'S MY FAVOURITE COLOR SO WHAT IT DO BABEY
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Random hero: YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
Spinner, living in constant fear of Toga and Big Sis Magne: I'VE FOUGHT WOMEN, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT!
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Dr. Ujiko: Keep your friends close but your potential organ donors closer
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Gigantomachia: To avoid straining your eyes when you're contiguously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule.
Gigantomachia: After 20 minutes of work look at something 20 feet away then spend 20 years in the forest.
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Twice: What do you mean I'm oversharing?
Twice: We are a collective conscious put into meat suits I'm telling you about OUR DAY.
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Dabi, a morosexual: Crushes are the worst
Hawks: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid
Dabi: You're always acting stupid
Hawks: Yeah, dont think too much about it
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