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Qrow: When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash
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Penny: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.
Ironwood: I know this, and I love you.
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Weiss: I knew that Jaune wasn't feeling good so I tried to cheer the guy up.
[earlier that day]
Weiss: You should feel bad, because you're stupid.
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Blake: L is for the way you look at me
Weiss: O is for the only one I see
Yang: V is very very extraordinary
Ruby: Egg
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Sun: Who's coming to my party on Saturday? There's gonna be a taco guy there
Yang: We're going to Weiss', there's going to be a spaghetti guy there
Sun: fuck a spaghetti guy
Yang: fuck you
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Kali: Which ones are yours?
Taiyang, pointing to a destroyed playground where Yang is chasing a child and Ruby is crawling around in the dirt: Those two.
Kali, seriously concerned: Bless your soul...
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Ruby: I have "edge"
Yang: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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Yang: You're the only person I know who can actually take delicious lemonade and turn it into lemons.
Blake: Sugar is bad for you.
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Ren: A sad excuse for a male.
Jaune: a fuckboy.
Ren: In the form of a question, please.
Jaune: Who is a fuckboy?
Ren: You are.
Jaune: Aw come on
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The Old Gods: How would you like to live forever?
Ozpin: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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Pyrrha: Bring the beat in!
Weiss, running in with an actual beet: Anything for you Pyrrha!
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Neptune: Bro, how are you doing?
Sun: Not good bro, the doctor had bad news.
Neptune: Bro, what's wrong?
Sun: The doctor was really worried bro.
Sun: He said I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Neptune: BRO
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[Police sirens wailing in the distance]
Penny, who's never done anything wrong in her life ever: Oh no, they found me
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Stranger [over the phone]: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Taiyang [puts the phone to Zwei's ear]: It's for you
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Yang, rollerblading into class while slurping on a slushy: sup heteros
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Yang, rollerblading into class while slurping on a slushy: sup heteros
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Ruby: Jaune, I know you think you're helping, but you're not...
Jaune: I don't think I'm helping.
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