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Her name is Rose. This is where strawberry milk comes from

#squishmallows #cows #cute cows #strawberry milk

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Why is nobody talking about Clint Barton having a freaking Invisibility Cloak in season 1 of ‘What If’‽

#marvel #what if #mcu #marvel ultron

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He’s ReAL

earth fact time. SOME GOOD NEWS!!! the spix's little blue macaw, which has been extinct in the wild for 22 years, have now come back into their home in brazil!

in 2022, 52 captive-bred birds were released back into the wild! they're one of the rarest birds in the world, with only 250 or so in captivity. as of now, the macaws are still alive in the wild and doing well! they also return daily to the spix's macaw release centre to visit their captive flockmates.

if you think they look familiar, they're the same species as blu from the movie rio.

forbes (june 2022) | forbes (july 2022) | birdnote | science.org

photos: patrick pleul

#birds #birdwatching #birdblr #bird photography #wild birds #birdlovers #i love birbs #facts! #earthposting #terrestrial #parrots #macaws #spix's macaw #spix's little blue macaw #biology #zoology #rio rambles

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I want to draw this but I’m bad at people. The shirt would be oversized and he would be sticking his arms out to show off all the bracelets and he’d be bouncing in place a little from excitement. Grinning ear to ear with happy tears freely trickling down his face.

The only thing remotely close to a person I can draw is a Chibi and the only time I’ve done fan art is when I need to see Tony in a skirt and killer heels so bad I drew it myself.

imagine peter doesn’t know what to get mister stark as a gift from his Europe trip with his class. so he gets a ton of cheap little things.

Tony wearing 30 beaded bracelets, holding six mini figurines, wearing a shirt with misspelled words, crying.

“He got me trinkets! Look, Rhodes, the kid got me trinkets!”

#tony stark #irondad #iron man #if someone could draw this i will give you the crispest of high fives #it could be me #but im scared

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Gender is an illusion. We assign genders based on expectations based on appearances. So when someone tells you they aren’t the gender you assumed they were, it’s them saying fuck you to expectations and defining their own illusion. Because that’s what identity is, the appearance we cultivate for the perception of ourselves and others; the words we use to verbalize concepts of ourselves to others.

And hey, if gender is an illusion, that makes trans people magic. 🪄🦄

#transgender #magic #shower thoughts #gender identity #identity politics

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Do what works for you . Just Do you ✨

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#asexual memes

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I’m aegosexual and my girlfriend is ace flux and hypersexual

Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

#asexuality #asexual #aceflux #ace spec #aspec #ace flux #aegosexual #metaphor

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I sometimes hate how underrated ao3 writers are. Y’all know you made me cry more than once, right??had me curled up in a ball of despair at 3am just bawling my eyes out? Reading this shit ain’t enough anymore. I want those fuckers go on tours, I need to get an autograph or something. I don’t even know what celebrities are but if I see that dude who wrote my favourite ofmd piece I would just burst into a puddle. Comedy special? Give me ao3 special. Let em read their work and let me cry with a room of people about it. The way I see those people like actual celebrities at this point. You simply don’t create a heart warming, emotional, strong, interesting piece like that and expect me to treat you like a random person online. No mate, you’re a celebrity to me now.

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I’m Rick

#asexual #big mouth #human resources #cartoon #adult animation #ace memes #aegosexual memes

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Holy shit. I just stumbled onto this comic and I want to give hugs. Fuck.

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Just in case anyone was wondering; my pfp is a close up picture I took of a dead starfish’s mouth/orafice. I also touched this dead starfish with my bare hands because public schools can afford a sticker printer for less than an eighth of the school but not a steady glove supply for the science department.

I would have touched it with my bare hands anyway, but that’s not the point!

It felt like someone gave a shag carpet a haircut then drenched it.

I liked it.

Psst: if anyone is concerned/confused this was a class dissection last school year in a high school marine science class. The formaldehyde soaked starfish corpses were ethically sourced by the best science teacher I’ve ever had to date.

#fishblr #marine biology #marine life #marine animals #starfish #sea stars #texture #pfp icons

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I really like the head cannon of Steve and Bucky going on double dates with lesbians as mutual beards. And of Steve constantly attending protests and having a rap sheet a mile long for it, which was then wiped by the military when he became Captain America. That he swore up a storm before he was a soldier, but never in front of his mother or where the church ladies could here him. That when he picked a fight with a bigger kid cause they were being Anti-Semitic, a Jewish Bucky Barnes knocks their lights out as his first meeting with Steve. And when Bucky would get dragged to church by a well-meaning Sarah Rogers, Steve would always make an effort to go to temple with Bucky.

I just- I have a lot of feelings. And I can’t find any of them in any fics and it hurts.

#stucky #headcanon #jewish bucky barnes #forties #fanfic #ao3

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This is not how you make a hotdog. This is just a little scrimblo in a microwave.

#doggo #dog #dogblr

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For some reason swearing people in on a bible doesn’t scream separation of church and state.

#politics #church and state

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When ancient civilizations are better about representation than we are now.

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

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Marinette: It’s WEDNESDAY my dudes!

Alya: It’s Thursday.

Marinette: …

Alya: …

Marinette: Is it really Thursday if I never went to sleep last night?

Alya: Girl! Go. To. Sleep.

Adrien: You’re avoiding the question!

#writeblr #thoughts #ladybug and chat noir #incorrect quotes