She’s probably sad because she has no pants
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horses bowing to little Percy who just giggles with delight and tugs at Sally’s hand
“Mama, the horsey says hello!”
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Dear SmartPhone users
Please stop sending “emojis”, or whatever they’re called to people. There are still people out there who don’t want a computer in their pocket and it’s fucking annoying to be constantly interpreting what these empty boxes could possibly mean. Remember this?:
:), ;), :-*, :(, :’(, >:(
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because, as everybody knows, Percy’s seducing skills are fabulous.
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I’m a great mayor.
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Oh my gods - welp, I just learned something
this is a mosquito hate blog
mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes
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Oh Deer Lorde - the world makes sense
July 2nd.
182nd day of the year.
It’s 12pm.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
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No but Percy Jackson literally did interrupt his own funeral
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I can’t breathe
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Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”
Me:
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