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omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

#and let's drink to that! #king julien

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

#goose #geese #canada goose #canada geese #a very normal canada goose #animal art #misc comics #bird art #birds #biiig stretch

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sburb fansession where the unknown is an actual villain

C'mon kids, you can do it!

I'm fucking lying, they're all gonna die

#homestuck #the unknown #willy wonka chocolate experience

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#neat #fuckin sick thank you #meme template #meme templates

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cave angel

#nice #cave angel #one of them boney fish #art #cave

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Incident people so far:

dice guy who got so deep in character he both killed a man and started wearing fedoras

breaking news! guy wants money so bad that he throws himself off a cliff to get it! watch as he is shocked by the consequences!

treeman treeman treeman TREEMAN TREEMAN TREEMAN

the ocean is gonna fucking GET you

lap dance gone horribly wrong

don't go the magnus institute don't you fucking do it

a children's tv mascot turns out to be just as creepy as we thought it was gonna be

grifters bone 2: regency edition

#also irl facetune iirc #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp incidents #tmagp 1 #tmagp 13 #tmagp 12 #tmagp 3 #tmagp spoilers

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🎲📱

#yeah basically #idk anything about finance #but the idea of fucking up your life so you can make money because you shorted yourself??? sounds illegal somehow lol #at the very least #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp spoilers #darrien laurel #tmagp 13 #tmagp 9 #rolling with it #the magnus protocol spoilers

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eepy vailei

I'm dying in my program but I had to squeeze in this really quick after I saw the template from @/misophrioida on Twitter

I just thought it was such a cute idea 🥺🥺🥺2 mirmir vibes

They look so soft and comfy and cozy I'm so 🥺🥺🥺 I love them so much. This is them getting their well deserved rest after like surviving the entirety of the cyberpunk campaign LOL

#TWO MIRMIR #and vail is a catboy so it checks out #cyberpunk coc #vail #lei #vailei #vail x leil #eepy #redraw #soft vibes

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YEOSANG in LIMITLESS

#ateez #kang yeosang #yeosang #atz

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Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you’d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop

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The cat's meow!

So I started watching Miraculous Ladybug near the end of last year! I didn't fully get at first why people were so into this show, until I got to the episode with the umbrella scene where Adrien and Marinette first met, and the concept stuff and potential of this series made me get hooked.

I like this hero(?) magical boy(?) design a lot.

Since I also grew up on a ton of magical girl series and saw a lot of magical cat themed boys and girls back then as a kid too, I felt quite nostalgic by this.

Claws on the gloves, big cat bell, belt as a cat tail and really animated expressions. I love it! So this and that and this and that, I drew it and feel quite happy with it now.

The colours were quite different before I made a blue exclusion filter on it, I am not sure which one I like the most honestly.

Yada yada, have dark background version and sparkles

We love sparkles in this household

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #chat noir #cat noir #mlb fanart #mlb #miraculous #chat noir fanart #cat boy #fanart

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e̷̡͡n̶͜͝t̷͜͞i̴̧̕t҈̨̛y҉̛͢

#artists on tumblr #monster #creature #emotion #sprouts #monstersovka

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I drew my vampire oc Xander because I felt like it's been a while

Please do not repost, but reblogs and likes are welcome and appreciated!

#self reblog #my art #tomatoderby #my oc #vampire #vampire art #vampire oc #emo #xander (oc)

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#touhou project

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

#The multiple eggman reactions lmao #Why would anyone be surprised that people on Tumblr.com would be discussing how fictional interspecies romance could work #Thank you for your contribution hellsite genetics #This post certainly is a beetle

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Just like you can upcast low-level spells, you can downcast high level spells.

First level meteor swarm just throws hot ping-pong balls. First level time stop stops time for exactly 0.05 seconds. First level wish lets you hope superhumanly hard that something will happen.

#rpg #roleplaying game #D&D #fantasy #rule idea

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domestic peepys

#itemlabel #peepy #cowpy