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You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.

You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone

#percy jackson

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thinking about fili, kili and thorin's deaths got me projecting through Bilbo a tiny little bit

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #tolkien #Hobbit #bagginshield #lotr #lord of the rings

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Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

#ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #crows #cows #animals

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#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #Hobbit

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#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the silmarillion #silm

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#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo baggins #mouses #cute #drawings

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#lotr #tolkien #lord of the rings #the hobbit #hobbit #martin freeman #jon stewart #les mis #les miserables

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#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee

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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

#writing

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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

#8 GB of RAM should be the MAXIMUM requirement for your games #anyting above that and you have to testify in court

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hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

#quantum computers

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every time i go out at night theres a monster

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POINT AND LAUGH

#king charles iii #uk

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Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.

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a sequel

are you being dumb on purpose

so i kept seeing this ad on tumblr

and i got really confused about why it's aimed at me, so i checked who paid for it, and oh boy, whoever you think, you're gonna be wrong

google.

google paid for this ad. like, at this point, they probably have enough data on me to know that i'm not only ace but quite sex-repulsed.

you have all this data on me. you might as well use it and give me relevant ads.

#Tumblr #google #Tumblr ads #google ads #ads #asexual #asexuality #tw sex mention