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Sirius: *just chilling*
James: I can’t describe it… but I feel like you picked the gayest possible way to sit
Sirius: …would it be better or worse if I told you that I was reading fanfiction when you walked over
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Sirius: I had a thought to think but now it’s been thunk, I think? So I can’t think of the thought I had thunked. That’s all.
Remus: You know. Not talking is also an option
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Marauders at a Museum
Remus: Stops to look at everything and read every. Single. Description.
James: Has a thing for earthenware and ceramics (cause pot… potter… heh)
Sirius: Goes straight to the shiny stuff
Peter: Fixates on a couple things per exhibit, often is asked to take a step back from the items
Marlene: Gets really really into the paintings
Dorcas: Likes old texts and books??? Girl goes crazy over the ancient equivalent of a CVS receipt
Lily: Is determined to take a photo of everything… and her friends… and her friends looking at everything
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Nobody:
Sirius and James *seeing a nude statue*: hehhehheheheheheheheehhhhehhe
Remus and Lily: *face palm*
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Sirius: Say all you want about me
Sirius: But I’m really out here putting the “star” in “bastard”
Walburga: *throws a book at his head*
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Remus “2-in-1 shampoo” Lupin and Sirius “who tf allows him to have an entire L’Oréal Paris commercial in his hair” Black
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Sirius: Well. My parking job isn’t straight at all
Sirius: But neither am I so…
Sirius: At least it’s on brand
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Of all the Marauders, who’s most likely to have stomach problems and still refuse to give up dairy, and why is it all of them?
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Nobody:
Remus: Welcome back to another episode of "Saying I'm Tired as an Excuse to Get Out of Anything and Everything".
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*Sirius and Regulus arguing*
Sirius: Shut UP dude. You’re honestly just here because the condom broke
Regulus: Ok first of all. Ouch.
James: Oooooh damnnn
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Sirius: Ughhhh I can’t study anymore
James: Keep it up! You’re so close to finishing!
Remus: Study longer or perish.
Sirius: Moony what-
Remus *staring threateningly*: You heard me.
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Lily: Pros of Quidditch uniforms- visible abs
Lily: Cons of Quidditch uniforms- heightened fucking audacity
James *flexing from his broom*: heeeEEEEY EVANS
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Sirius: You know. It's so weird that some people watched the movie "Happy Feet" and never looked back
Sirius: Hm.
Lily: E-excuse me??
James: He’s talking about tap dancers
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James: Hey- hey Lily
Lily: Yes?
James: Uhhhh *pulls out notecards*
James: Are you a snack because I’m hungry
Lily: Wait what
James: Shoot I said that wrong. Hold on—
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Remus: Quick reminder to myself that I do not have to constantly be giving people things to be liked and appreciated!
Peter and Sirius: So… thats a no for copying your potions notes then? Alright
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Remus: Wow. Well. Thanks for doing absolutely nothing on this project
Sirius: Yup. No problem. Any time, chief
Remus: You are insufferable
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Marauders Sleepovers
Peter: Are you guys afraid of anything?
Remus: My future
Sirius: My parents
James: Not having enough comfy hoodies for my girlfriend to steal
James: Oh uh. That was uh… not uh- yeah I’ll change my answer
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