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(Accidentally reblogged from the tumblr blog… please ignore that.)

Thanks for the tag!!

Honestly it’s taken me a while to think of anything that might surprise people, which probably won’t to be honest…

Anyway!

I’ve got flexible tongue, I can be bend it back, twist it and all sorts. I can also bend my left hand so that I can make my thumb touch my arm, but not with my right hand. (I can get quite close though)

What else?

I’m like a magpie when it comes to rocks and crystals and anything like that. If it’s pretty, I will like it and want it. Hell, you could go to the beach and grab a seashell and give it to me for my birthday and I would love it! That’s all I can think of, sorry if it’s not that interesting.

Tagging because why not:

@chevelledahuman

@hedwig-dan95

@hihello-idraw

@evyndor

@kaifinnakill

@becausehetookmeawayfromyou

confess a thing you think everyone will be surprised, and tag the people you want to know them better

hiii thank you for the ask, dear anoni! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

hope your day is going fantastically! ₊˚⊹♡

oh my, something that will surprise people?

maybe.. i can touch my nose with my tongue? or.. i used to model in my childhood/awkward adolescence? (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

or better.. something that i’m quite proud of!

i understand around 5 languages (ukrainian & hungarian) but genuinely speak only 3. i’m trying to learn as many languages as i can as i’m quite the language nerd! ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

currently on my list are (getting better at) hungarian and ukrainian and (learning) korean, dutch and german! i’d love to learn some japanese too!

lovingly tagging @xoxunhinged , @eyesofsix , @dustycrusty09 , @v1x3n & @nightthief200 🎀

#reblog to the wrong blog #I hate myself #smh

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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Tumblr Code.

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Had one when I was a kid.

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

#reblog

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[Before Cass has a dance recital]

Dick: Cass, break a leg.

Damian: That’s an awful thing to say.

Tim: It means good luck.

Damian: Oh, then Cass, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

#damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #nightwing #Robin #black bat #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #source: Strange Hill High

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This is one of the best things I ever seen.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

#Sasha the Christmas Tiger

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Spooky

#dc universe #dc comics #dcu #batman #batfam #damian wayne #robin damian #jason todd #red hood #stephenie brown #spoiler #alfred pennyworth

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Jason: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Jason: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce: …

Jason: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

#jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #Batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: incorrect quotes ideas #dc comics #batfamily #batfam

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

#go home tumblr you’re drunk

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I must obey the duck

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sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

#warning #please be safe #reblog

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Jason, to the rest of the batfam: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

#jason todd #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #dc

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Dick, about Joker: Is he dead?

Jason: We can only hope.

Joker: I'm fine!

Jason: We didn’t hope hard enough!

#jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #joker #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc comics #dc #batfamily #source: Seven deadly sins abridged

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headcannon that when alfred finally caves and allows the wayne family to get a roomba, the bat brothers just go nuts over it:

Damian names it, and gets disgruntled when people simply refer to it as “the roomba”. Like, no, that is Cerberus? Get it right please

Tim tampers with it on more then one occasion. Hooks up some motion activated speaker/microphone mechanism complete with a voice modulator so that he can speak to whoever it passes. Steph is convinced for a whole WEEK that the roomba is sentient

Jason puts a few knives sticking out from it at some point. The whole family can hear Bruce’s screams when it enters his study.

And Dick just turns the damn thing off every time he sees it. He thinks it’s the worst purchase of all their collective lives

#batbros #bat brothers #batfamily #chaotic batfamily #batman headcanon #jason todd #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #steph brown #spoiler #Batman #nightwing #red robin #red hood #Robin

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1998. Not bad.

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?