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Sirius: Mm. I hate everything about this. I’m going home

Severus: what home?

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Dorcas: Sexting someone, as a woman, is typing something and then cringing at it

Marlene: Or it’s receiving a picture and cringing at it

Lily: And most often, it’s eating Mac n cheese without interest while the guy is getting off like a 12 year old boy

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Sirius: ugh, you’re giving me cleopatra!

James:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: …claustrophobia

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James: look at the dog!

Remus: that’s a llama

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Remus, literally sobbing while shoving chocolate in his mouth: I’m a gifted kid burnout, and I hate it here!

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Sirius: We have an idea!

Remus: Is it a good one?

James: Woah there Moony. Let’s not gets ahead of ourselves here.

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Sirius, sitting on the common room floor after drinking fire whiskey: nothing feels real

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Sirius, sitting on his cell’s floor after finding two of his best friends dead and discovering one was a traitor: nothing feels real

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James: I’m gonna go shower while listening to “Cocaine Jesus” in the hopes that I’ll begin to love myself again

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James, frowning at Sirius laying on his bed: don’t you have detention with McGonagall?

Sirius: yeah, I just don’t wanna go

James, lays on the bed too: understandable

James: Are you just gonna skive off detention then?

Sirius: until Remus forces me to go, yes I will

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: are you just gonna lay here with me the whole time, mate?

James: yeah, I have detention too

James: I was also waiting for Remus

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Harry: I feel like I’ve done a lot of suffering just for all of you to think I’m a lunatic

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Sirius: I just called McGonagall mom

Sirius: excuse me while I kill myself

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Ginny: where do men find their audacity? is there a store? are there sales?

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Harry, after supposedly defeating Voldemort: It’s over. We won.

Voldemort, rising back to his feet:

Ron:

Hermione:

Hermione: Harry-

Harry: no, we won. I’m not turning around. We won.

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Harry: I feel endangered

Fred: don’t you always feel endangered?

Harry: yeah, but that’s like on an oh-no-Voldemort-wants-to-kill-me level

Harry: this is on an oh-no-George-looks-like-he’s-up-to-some-shit level

Harry: there’s a difference

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Remus, walking into a room and turning on the light: Sirius, what are you doing?

Sirius: eating an entire pie like the depressed piece of shit I am

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Sirius: I constantly feel like I could cry and it’s really tiring

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Hermione, resigned: fuck. Harry just jumped out the window

Ron, also resigned: are we free-styling it too or do you have a fancy charm to float us down?

Harry, from a distance: ride or die, bitches!

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